Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

You know what actually made me laugh? The combat stances. Wonder Woman doing her arms crossed thing while the game tells me to use "dick powers." Not even joking. My phone almost went flying when I snorted.

I spent most of Tuesday avoiding work playing this on Itch.io through my phone browser, which felt appropriately grimy. The dev clearly spent all their energy on certain scenes and then just slapped the rest together. Batgirl gets this weirdly detailed corruption arc where she goes from "I'll never submit" to something involving tentacles and multiple penetration faster than my last Tinder date unmatched me. Supergirl's oral scenes have more animation frames than the entire tutorial section. Priorities, I guess.

Look I'm not gonna sit here and pretend the whole male domination power fantasy thing is revolutionary storytelling. You pick a villain dude, you fight DC heroines, you corrupt them. Rinse, repeat, add more tentacles. The teasing and humiliation mechanics are basically pressing a button and watching a bar fill up while they call you names. Sometimes the game forgets which position it showed you last and everything clips through everything else. But then that one group sex scene with the whole Justice League hits and suddenly my complaints feel petty. The creampie animations have this crude, almost spiteful energy to them, like the artist was working through something. BDSM elements show up randomly like the game remembered halfway through that people are into that. The monster encounters are just. Something. I don't know why they're there but I'm not complaining.

The groping minigame though. C'mon. At least make the hitboxes match the 2DCG art.

I mean, they got Tifa right, that's the thing. Her face, that specific mix of shy and defiant, it's there in the rough sketchy lines. But the moment you click, it's not about admiring the art. The tentacles are already there, slick and green, and your cursor just drags them across her body. You're not asking. You're poking her cheek, her chest, watching her squirm and her expression flicker between disgust and that involuntary little gasp. The game doesn't pretend otherwise, it's a domination sim with a Final Fantasy skin and the mechanics are as blunt as a brick. Touch her, her arousal meter fills, she says no with her eyes, you keep going.

The weird part is how the control shifts. You'd think the tentacles are the main event, wrapping around those big boobs, squeezing, leaving shiny trails on the skin. But then a button appears, or you just click somewhere else, and suddenly it's a first person cock pushing into her while the tentacles keep her pinned and busy. The transition is jarring, like the game forgets its own gimmick halfway through. The animation loops are basic, just a few frames of thrusting, but the audio design, or lack of it, is what gets me. It's just wet slaps and her muffled protests, no music, no ambiance. It feels empty and invasive at the same time. I kept clicking just to see if her expression would finally break into something else.

And it does, eventually. The final humiliation is a facial, a big messy cumshot that paints her face and hair, and the game just freezes there, letting you rotate the view. It's crude, the textures are low res and the physics are janky, but the stillness of that moment after all the forced movement is unsettling. It doesn't feel like a victory. There's no score, no win screen. Just Tifa, looking ruined, and you can keep clicking to smear it around. I don't know what I expected from a browser game with these tags, maybe a quick fap, but it's more like a cold, mechanical exercise in breaking a character who's been a crush for two decades. The shyness is just a thing you delete, step by step, and the game is honest about that in a way that's almost uncomfortable.

Right, so this scientist lady. Massive rack. Like, physics defying. She's got this whole lab setup and the entire point is just... clicking things. A button here, a tentacle there. A weird glowing dildo that looks like it came from a sci-fi prop auction. You just poke at the screen until something lewd happens.

The art is deliberately rough. Not in a charming indie way, more like someone discovered a drawing tablet last Tuesday and went straight to animating a monster with three cocks. The animation loops are janky, limbs snap back into place, and the sound design is basically a wet squelch on repeat. I spent way too long trying to get the tentacle machine to line up with the anal beads. The collision detection is a suggestion, not a rule. But honestly, that's the charm. It's a messy, horny sandbox where a crazy chick with big tits gets stuffed by every sextoy and creature in the inventory. There's a specific moment where you click a beaker and suddenly a slime monster appears. No explanation. Just goo and gaping.

The whole thing runs in a browser, so no faffing about with downloads. You just open a tab, mute your phone, and start clicking hotspots. The monster designs are actually the highlight. One looks like a rejected Resident Evil boss that decided to specialize in anal. The scientist's face never changes expression, which is weirdly hypnotic. She just stares blankly while a tentacle rearranges her guts. I wish there was a way to queue up actions instead of this frantic pixel hunting. A DLC where the lab equipment actually has labels would be nice. Or maybe a sequel where the slime monster has a character arc. For now, it's a perfectly unpolished distraction for when you need to see a cartoon woman get wrecked by a laboratory's worth of bad decisions. The tentacle physics, though. Chef's kiss.

Nothing really prepares you for the first time a “religious experience” means getting dragged into a half-fantasy, half-horny contract with a smug demon girl who looks like she escaped from some late-night hentai playlist. You start the game as this guy who basically failed life. No job, no future, kind of like when you sit scrolling Pornhub and Steam at the same time and realize neither is fixing anything. Then she shows up. She calls herself a goddess with a straight face, but she’s got horns, claws, and tits that are clearly not OSHA safe. She talks like a sugar mommy and a cult leader at once. “I’ll give you power, wealth, love.” And her real condition is not hidden behind deep lore or anything smart. You just gotta help her get back her place in this world by fucking your way through everyone who matters. It sounds stupid, and it is, and that’s why it works weirdly well.

The city feels like it was drawn by someone who spent more time checking how boob physics bounce than studying architecture, and I kind of respect that. It’s a sandbox thing where you walk around from church to bar to creepy forest and accidentally build a harem of weirdos. One day you’re flirting with a church girl who pretends she’s pure while she’s sucking you off behind a stained glass window, next day you’re being milked by a monster girl with soft tentacles that wrap around your waist and stroke you like she’s reading braille from your dick. There’s a milf with big tits who uses you like her personal stress relief after “praying,” and the game doesn’t even bother hiding how wrong it is. The dating sim parts are simple, almost dumb, but in a charming way: you talk a bit, pick some horny or sweet option, maybe buy someone coffee, then boom, you’re doing a titfuck on her couch with her moaning in that ahegao face style, tongue out, eyes rolled back like she just saw god. Also, there’s this futa priestess who first looks all righteous and cold, then pins you on the altar and gives you a blowjob that turns into a messy interracial threesome with a demon girl watching and touching herself in the shadows. The way scenes are animated is not perfect, sometimes the loops are a bit stiff, but the timing of when a handjob suddenly becomes a sloppy oral scene or when a soft kiss jumps into wild group sex feels very “porn brain logic” true, not polished at all, which I liked more than I thought.

What stuck with me most is how the game lets you be pathetic and horny at the same time without pretending you’re some legendary hero. You’re this loser guy that a devilish goddess picks up like a stray dog and trains into her little sex weapon. Some routes are surprisingly sweet, like when you slowly romance a shy girl into exploring lesbian stuff with the demon watching, guiding her hands as she eats you out, and it somehow feels tender even when you’re getting a footjob from the same girl later while she whispers dirty prayers. Other scenes don’t care about romance at all and just throw you into wild tentacle-filled gangbangs in some underground shrine where everyone has big asses and bigger secrets. I had one moment where I was on mobile, half bored in bed, just tapping through dialogue, then suddenly the screen fills with this animated scene of the goddess riding you, her huge tits bouncing in rhythm while her tail curls around your ankle, and the audio is just the right mix of wet sounds and breathy moans, and it hit me with that old feeling I had as teenager sneaking shitty flash porn games on Newgrounds. It’s messy, a bit broken in places, some transitions are awkward, one footjob scene loops weird and annoyed the hell out of me, but the whole thing feels like a dirty fantasy someone actually cared about, not some soulless cash grab. It remembers that sex in games can be clumsy, funny, fucked up, romantic, all at once, and it lets you chase that, again and again, until you forget you ever came here to “help a goddess” and realize you just stayed because this world lets you be exactly as needy and perverted as you secretly are.

They finally did it, the absolute madmen. Yoko Littner, the sniper queen with that impossible red hair, getting absolutely wrecked by monsters. Not some softcore tease either. Straight to the filth. One ugly bastard pries her ass open while the other, packing a cock that would make a horse jealous, just drills into that tight hole. The animation loops are janky as hell, like a flash game from 2006 that somehow escaped Newgrounds. But the sheer audacity? Chef's kiss.

The double penetration mechanic is where it gets truly unhinged. A fat tentacle squirms into her pussy while both monsters are still going at her backdoor. You just click on her sex and boom, a creampie floods her ass. The game calls it "ultimate humiliation" but honestly Yoko's expression cycles between three frames of badly drawn agony and what I think is supposed to be forced pleasure. The breast expansion tag is there but it's barely noticeable, just a slight size bump that resets after each scene. Wish they'd gone harder on that. The whole thing runs in browser and crashed my phone twice.

Gurren Lagann fans will either have a stroke or a very confused boner. Probably both. The art style butchers the original designs in that specific way only hentai parodies can, where Yoko's proportions shift mid-scene like the artist forgot what they were drawing. Sound design is nonexistent, just some wet slapping noises that loop badly. Yet here I am, three sessions deep, wondering what that says about me. The doggystyle angle shows everything, no artistic censorship, just pure degenerate material. Not a game really, more like an interactive animation with one button. But that one button does exactly what you want it to.

Angel Girl full version is basically what happens when someone takes that old flash game from like 2009 and says "what if we added more stuff to jiggle." You're this blonde angel thing with absolutely massive physics-defying tits and you're running away from monsters who want to do unspeakable things to you. The running animation alone is worth a laugh, her chest moves like it has its own gravitational field. I spent more time watching that than actually dodging enemies at first.

The tentacle monsters are back obviously because of course they are. What is it with these games and tentacles? Not complaining though. The gallery mode is actually the real reason anyone's playing this, let's be honest. You unlock scenes by getting caught which creates this weird dynamic where you're supposed to be avoiding the horny monsters but also you kinda want to see what happens when you don't. The arrow key controls are simple enough, left right up down, but the hitboxes are janky as hell sometimes. I swear that one demon grabbed me when I was clearly three pixels away. That's some bullshit.

The angel theme is barely there honestly, she's got wings I guess but mostly she's just a blonde with enormous assets running through what looks like someone's first RPG Maker project. The masturbation scenes unlock later and they're... thorough. Very thorough. The game knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. You'll finish the whole thing in maybe twenty minutes then spend another hour in gallery mode doing what you actually downloaded this for. The monster variety is decent, some of the later ones are genuinely creative in a "who thought of this" kind of way. Not sure why the difficulty spikes randomly on level four though, that almost made me close the tab. Almost.

Goeniko is captured and a monster's got its slimy bits all over her before you can even blink. It's a King of Fighters thing, you know the character. Big tits, blonde, that uniform she always wears. The setup is as basic as it gets, no finesse at all. The whole thing feels like someone sketched it out on a napkin and then just... stopped. The art has this rough, unfinished quality that I weirdly don't hate. It's like a doujin you'd find buried on a hard drive from 2006, and that's probably the point. Deliberately unpolished, the description says, and yeah, they nailed that part.

Clicking hotspots is the whole game. You poke around the screen and the scene advances, tentacles doing what tentacles do. There's a cumshot, obviously. It's so straightforward it almost loops back around to being confusing. Like trying to follow a recipe that just says "make food." I clicked one spot and a tentacle went somewhere I didn't expect and I sat there for a second thinking, well, alright then. The pacing is like a microwave dinner, you get the whole meal in 90 seconds and the plate is still cold in the middle. I wish there was some weird, grindy monster hunter mechanic where you had to weaken it first, but that'll never happen. This is what it is. A single, horny snapshot.

The sounds, god, I forgot to turn my volume down. It's just these wet, slapping noises that loop badly. It's the kind of audio that makes you paranoid your neighbor can hear through the wall, even though you know they can't. Reminds me of that one sticky flash game from the Newgrounds era where you just clicked a girl's boob and it jiggled. Zero pretense. I kept expecting a "game over" or something, but no, it just... ends. Or does it? I actually don't remember if I finished it or just closed the tab. Probably closed the tab.

I clicked the wrong tentacle like seventeen times before I figured out the rhythm. My first run was a disaster, Samus kept blasting me into pixel dust and I'm sitting there thinking, this is supposed to be the power fantasy? I'm the monster here. But no, the blonde bounty hunter in that blue suit just keeps dodging and I'm fumbling between attack and defend like some kind of idiot octopus.

The whole thing is this weird turn based chase where you're the tentacle creature trying to catch Samus Aran. You click to lash out with a tentacle, then you gotta pick which one to guard with, then hit attack again. It's clunky. Deliberately clunky maybe? The art looks like someone drew it during a lunch break, all rough lines and weird proportions, but honestly that's part of the charm. It's not trying to be polished. It's trying to be horny and it succeeds at that.

Once you finally strip her armor off piece by piece, the sex scenes unlock and they're... look, they're explicit. No fade to black nonsense. Tentacles doing what tentacles do in these games, wrapping around, exploring, the whole deal. The animations are janky but somehow that makes it hotter? Like finding a dirty sketchbook instead of a glossy magazine. I wish there was more variety in the scenes though. After the third capture it starts feeling samey and I caught myself just clicking through to see if anything new would happen. It didn't.

The chase mechanic itself is actually kind of tense once you get the timing down. There's this moment where you've got her suit damaged and you're one hit away but she's charging her cannon and you have to decide, do I attack or defend? I yelled at my screen once. Not proud of it. The game's basically a browser based Metroid parody that knows exactly what it is and doesn't apologize. Just don't expect Nintendo quality. Or any quality really. But that's not why you're here is it.