The eyepatch stays on during sex. That's not a complaint, just an observation, because this Himeno parody thing gets that one detail right while somehow making her tits look like they were generated by an AI that's only ever seen hentai from 2006. Which they probably were, given the whole "AI CG" tag situation. Not that I'm complaining about the size, just... consistency, you know? One scene they're normal, next scene it's like someone inflated them with a bicycle pump between dialogue boxes.

The game itself. Right. It's a Chainsaw Man visual novel focused entirely on getting into Himeno's pants, and honestly, the writing swings wildly between "surprisingly tender" and "what if we just described her eye patch for the fourth time." There's this one scene where she's talking about devil hunting casualties, genuinely moody stuff, and then two clicks later you're balls deep with creampie animation that loops like a broken GIF. The tonal whiplash could give you actual neck problems. But the sex scenes, when they happen, are detailed enough that I forgot I was clicking through static images with some minor animation overlays. Vaginal only, by the way, no variety in the acts themselves, which feels like a missed opportunity when you've got a character this interesting.

Choices matter supposedly, but I clicked through twice and ended up in the same bedroom scene both times. Maybe there's a secret route where you don't fuck her? Doubt it. The whole thing runs in browser, which meant I accidentally opened it on my phone during lunch break and had to explain nothing because I closed that tab so fast. Worth a look if you've got a thing for eyepatch girls and don't mind the uncanny valley of AI art where her fingers sometimes merge together during the intimate bits. Which happens twice. I counted.

Android 18’s hair is wrong. Not the color, that weird lavender-grey is fine, but the shape. It sits too flat on her head like someone pasted a magazine cutout onto a 3D model. I spent maybe twenty minutes just staring at it during the first scene where Gohan bumps into her at some market. The game is a sandbox parody thing, Dragon Ball Z but after Cell, and Gohan suddenly realizes women exist. You click around, build stats, unlock scenes. Standard stuff.

The animation during the first real encounter with 18 caught me off guard though. She’s bent over a washing machine, I think, and the loop is janky, her back arches in a way that looks painful, but the sound design is weirdly intimate. Just breathing and the wet slap of it. No music. The anal route unlocks way too early, before you even do the vaginal scene with her, which feels like a bug but maybe it’s a choice. A strange one. Her tits bounce with a delay, like they’re underwater. I couldn’t stop replaying it. The cheating tag applies because Krillin exists in this timeline, you see him training in the background of one map, completely oblivious. That made my stomach feel hollow in a way I didn’t expect from a hentai game.

The harem mechanics are broken. Bulma shows up in a nightie during a quest about dragon balls and you can just... proceed. No buildup. Chi-Chi has a milf route that’s locked behind a weirdly high cooking stat grind. I spent an hour fishing for ingredients. An hour. For a scene where she just sighs and calls you a good boy. The adventure parts are walking through static backgrounds ripped from the anime, and the superpowers are just menu buttons that fill a bar. I wish the sandbox had more random events, like 18 showing up at your school or something, but it won’t happen. The game is what it is. A messy, horny collage where Gohan’s face stays blank even when he’s balls deep in a married woman. That blankness is the most honest part.

Remember those old flash games where you'd just click around, messing with some poor girl's body until she turned into a drooling mess? SLUT Maker scratches that itch but with a weird corporate dystopia wrapper that I honestly forgot about halfway through. You're some trainee at Chimera Corp, whatever, doesn't matter. What matters is the test subject on your screen and the budget counter ticking down.

The puzzle part is simple enough. Four stats to tweak, sub-categories underneath, and limited changes before the simulation runs. First time I cranked everything toward "compliant" and "fertile" and ended up with this vacant-eyed breeder type, tits spilling out of a torn lab coat, program feedback showing her speech patterns reduced to begging. Hot. But then I tried to make something elegant, a high-class escort with sharp skills, and the system fought me. Budget ran out before I could fix her ridiculous balloon ass. The game doesn't care about your artistic vision. 560 variations sounds impressive until you realize half of them are just slightly different ahegao expressions or the same outfit in three shades of latex. Still, finding the combination that triggers the lactation toggle while keeping the mind control stat high enough for the bukkake ending... that's where the real replay value hides.

The AI-generated art is inconsistent as hell. Sometimes the subject looks genuinely corrupted, tongue out, eyes rolling, perfect. Other times her anatomy warps like a bad Stable Diffusion render from 2023. The transformation sequences between body types are jarring, no smooth morphing, just sudden jumps from petite to bimbo cow. And the male domination scenarios all blur together after a while, same faceless dudes, same creampie finish. But I kept hitting reset anyway, chasing that one specific combination of stats that would unlock the secret ending I'm pretty sure exists. The slave management text logs are surprisingly detailed though, little snippets of degradation that feel more alive than the static images they accompany. For a puzzle game about corruption and titfucks, it's got more personality in its writing than its visuals.

Bella's tits are stupid huge. Like, the kind of huge where the game's own art can't decide if they're a blessing or a physics glitch, and honestly, that's the whole vibe. You start as this invisible, chubby girl, and the game spends a weirdly long time making you feel like shit about it. The dad character just sort of exists in the background, a cardboard cutout, while your only friend Andrew is so aggressively 'nice guy' coded that I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop. Then you go to grandma's, and she's basically like, "Yeah, we pray to a Welsh goddess, go sleep in the magic circle." The transformation scene is the only part that feels like it has any budget. You wake up with a waist that could snap in a strong wind and a chest that enters the room five minutes before you do.

The core loop is just watching the world react to your new body. It's a pure, uncut power fantasy for a specific kind of frustration. You walk down the street and construction workers break their necks. You talk to Andrew and he's suddenly stammering, eyes locked on your chest like it's the final boss. The writing is janky as hell, full of typos that feel like a non-native speaker just hammering the keyboard with one hand. But the sex scenes? They're the point. The first time with Andrew is this messy, desperate thing. He's a virgin, you're technically a virgin, and the game describes his big dick with the kind of awe usually reserved for a new car. The blowjob scene has this weird focus on his muscle definition that feels like it was copy-pasted from a different game entirely.

What kills me is the sci-fi tag. There's a goddess, sure, but that's fantasy. Where's the laser gun? Where's the alien with the big ass? Nowhere. I spent twenty minutes clicking around the university campus looking for a hidden cyborg, and nothing. The game forgets its own tags. The chubby to blonde bombshell pipeline is the entire plot, and the 'romance' is just people wanting to fuck you now. It's hot in a deeply unpolished, almost ashamed way. Like, the game knows what you're here for, and it's not going to dress it up with good grammar. The vaginal sex scene is the main event, and it's rendered with a clumsy sincerity that's almost charming, if you can ignore how the UI looks like a spreadsheet.

Fucking 3DCG man. Every time I think maybe this time the weird shiny skin won't bother me, and every time I'm wrong. The waitress character, Natalie I think her name is, her face looks like a melted candle in half the gifs. And there are so many gifs. The creator really leaned into that instead of actual writing, pages and pages of this glossy mannequin moving like she's underwater. It's supposed to be a night club but the lighting never changes from this flat grey, like a gym locker room after hours. I don't know what "real model" means in the tags but nobody in this looks real.

The second I met Tang, this domme character, I knew where it was going. She tells you to strip in her apartment and the whole thing is just clicking through photos of her in a red corset while text boxes explain how pathetic you are. Standard humiliation stuff, but it cuts to a handjob gif that loops after three seconds and just... stays there. I watched it loop twelve times before I realized nothing else was happening. You gotta click the tiny arrow hidden in the corner. Who designed this. At one point you're doing anal with her and the game asks if you feel "the change" and I laughed out loud with my dick in my hand, which is probably not what they wanted.

Then there's Penny. The ABDL stuff comes out of nowhere, one minute you're just some 21 year old graduate trying to make money, next she's putting you in a diaper with a pacifier. The gifs for this section are somehow even lower resolution, like they were compressed on a phone from 2016. I couldn't stop noticing her hair clipping through her shoulder. It's all still there though, the titjob scene with the baby bottle nearby, the whole thing so surreal I just kept clicking. Can't say I wasn't... engaged. The sissy path with Natalie has this one moment with sex toys that actually got me, the way the text described her fingering your ass while calling you a good girl, even though her 3D model has dead eyes the whole time. I finished anyway.

I wish there was a way to just stay with one girl but the game keeps dragging you between all three, the transformation tags just piling up until you're whatever they need you to be. No my own choices don't matter, I get that's the point of femdom but still. Would I open it again. Maybe for the mistress scenes. Those at least know what they're doing.

Melding elf cumdump duty with a dating sim, and somehow it works. Or doesn't. Depends if you're here for the story or the ahegao faces. The setup is peak degeneracy: you're the chosen stud with magic jizz to fix an elven infertility crisis. Meliara, this cold mage with a permanent scowl, basically drafts you as her breeding experiment. First time she gives you a handjob, it's so clinical I laughed. She's measuring your output like a lab sample. Then two scenes later she's bouncing on your cock with those huge tits swinging, eyes rolling back, tongue out. Classic.

The romance path with her is weirdly sweet if you ignore the whole "repopulate the city" framing. Choices matter more than I expected. Tried being a sarcastic asshole and she just magically zapped my balls. Not even kidding. Reloaded, played nice, and got a surprisingly tender scene where she admits she's scared of failing her people. Then immediately rides you raw until you creampie her. The tonal whiplash is the whole point, I think.

Wish there was more monster girl variety beyond the elf milfs. The city of Libon teases other races but you never meet them. Got stuck for twenty minutes trying to trigger Meliara's third scene because I missed a dialogue option during the fertility ritual. Classic VN bullshit. The humor lands though, like when your character complains about chafing and she just deadpans "the curse does not care about your discomfort." Big "task failed successfully" energy. Graphics are 2D but the ahegao expressions are top tier, proper deranged faces. Not for everyone but if you've ever scrolled nhentai at 2 AM looking for elf breeding tags, you already know what you're getting. Just save before every choice and don't be a dick to the mage unless you want blue balls. Literally. She hexed me.

The goddess thing is just an excuse, right? Some bored deity watching a guy get kicked out of his house so she can fuck with his life. Classic setup. You're this dude moving in with Katie, your oldest friend, and then the world just... unravels. Body swaps, monster girls with tits the size of planets, your own aunt bending you over. The game doesn't pretend to be polished. Ren'py sandbox where you click around a map, find scenes, repeat. The 3DCG models are stiff sometimes, faces frozen mid-moan like mannequins left in a sex shop window. But that jank? It almost adds to the filth.

I stumbled into a scene with Katie early on. She's showing you her room, all innocent, and then suddenly her hand's down your pants. No buildup, no romance. Just a handjob while she talks about rent. Later you're at a party and some milf with back-breaking breasts drags you into a bathroom for anal. The game throws everything at you, swinging, BDSM, footjobs under restaurant tables, exhibitionism where you jerk off in public parks. There's a transformation moment where you literally become a woman for a day and get fucked by your male best friend. Body swap mechanics just appear without warning. One click you're a dude, next you've got a pussy and a monster girl is going down on you. The pregnancy tag isn't kidding either, some endings get... fertile.

I wish the animations had more frames. Some scenes are basically slideshows with sound effects, grunts and squelches looped badly. But then you find a futa scene where three cocks are stretching one hole and suddenly you don't care about frame rates anymore. The sandbox means you can ignore the plot entirely and just chase kinks. Incest, harem, female domination where you're tied up and milked. The mobile version runs like shit on my phone, crashes during the orgy sequences. Still booted it up again. Something about the raw, unpolished desperation of it all. Like the goddess herself got bored and just started mashing fetishes together.

Alright, right into it. The animation for the blowjob scene. That one with the aunt character, the milf tag isn't lying, she's got these massive tits that just sort of... float. They don't move with the rest of her. It's like two water balloons suspended in a zero-gravity chamber while her head bobs. Spent way too long staring at that, not in a hot way, more like a scientist observing a flawed experiment. The pov angle makes it weirder, you're just a silent pair of eyes and a dick watching this physics-defying spectacle.

So the plot is this kid goes to his aunt's for summer, right. Meets some mysterious girls, classic setup. Then they all go out of town and it turns into a horror mystery. I think? The english is rough, real rough, like translated through three different apps and then back again. Sometimes a character says something and I just had to guess the meaning from the vibes. The big ass on one of the girls is impressive but the 3dcg models all have this same plastic sheen, like they're coated in a thin layer of oil even when they're not supposed to be. There's a mystery, terrible events, your choices matter, all that. I got a game over screen and genuinely had no idea what choice I made wrong. The horror bits are mostly just dark rooms and a sudden loud noise that clipped my speakers.

Then you get to the sex. Vaginal scenes feel disconnected from the adventure part, like you're playing a different game for five minutes. It's animated, but it loops in a way that's more hypnotic than arousing. You watch the same thrust repeat, waiting for the next story beat. The male protag is a total blank slate, which I guess is the point for pov stuff, but he makes the dumbest decisions in the mystery parts. I wish the mystery was harder to figure out, but it won't be. The whole thing runs in a browser and it crashed once when I tried to reload a checkpoint, lost ten minutes of clicking through stilted dialogue. The tit physics, man. They haunt me.

Right, another one of those proof of concept things that's basically a fap snack. Eternal Bonds, the full game, isn't out yet. This prequel is a kinetic novel, so you're just clicking through, no choices, which honestly my brain appreciates after a day of spreadsheets. The 3dcg is deliberately unpolished, a bit stiff, but it has that weird charm like those early renders people used to post on forums. Uncanny valley but make it horny.

The setup is a male protagonist, some kind of flashback to a beach trip. My guy is basically a void with a dick, which is standard. The whole thing is about his girlfriend, I think. She's in full exhibitionism mode, getting herself off on the sand right there, then it moves to a pretty detailed handjob.