The boss is droning on about Q3 synergy metrics and I'm under my desk, phone tilted away from the security camera, watching an orc woman with biceps thicker than my thighs pin Henry against a tavern wall. Something about the way her tusks frame that grin. The game calls itself an adventure but really it's a series of increasingly improbable sexual encounters strung together by a plot about some mountain village kid who wants to see the world. Fair enough. We've all been there.

The threesome with the vampire and the elf caught me off guard. Not because of the positioning, which was creative if anatomically questionable, but because the dialogue actually made me snort. The elf says something about Henry's "mortal stamina" and the vampire rolls her eyes so hard you can practically hear it. For a game that looks like it was rendered on a potato running Windows Vista, the banter has moments. The muscle orc lady from earlier, she's got this whole domination thing going on, calls him "little man" while she's working him over with one hand and honestly the power dynamic is more interesting than half the visual novels I've wasted bandwidth on. The creampie scenes are abundant, maybe too abundant, like the developer just discovered the texture and got excited.

The monster girls are where it shines and also where it falls apart. The ogre's ass is rendered with more care than her face, which is saying something because her face is just two dots and a line. But then the vampire scene has this weirdly tender moment where she asks about his village and you remember oh right, there's supposed to be a story here. The mobile version chugs during the animated bits, frames dropping like my attention span during budget meetings. Still haven't figured out why the elf's ears clip through the bed in that one scene. Maybe it's a feature.

I keep thinking about the scene where you first meet your daughter again after centuries. She's not scared, not exactly. She's disappointed. That hits harder than any fang scene in this whole bloody mess of a game. The First Beings isn't trying to be your typical vampire smut, even though it definitely has the graphic violence and the sex scenes that'll make you glance at your door.

The writing is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone's actual journal rather than a polished novel. Sometimes the dialogue loops weirdly, and I got stuck on one choice screen for way too long because the options were basically "be a monster" or "be slightly less of a monster but still pretty terrible." The fear/love system sounds clever on paper but in practice it feels like you're just picking which flavor of trauma to inflict on your progeny. I don't know if that's intentional or not.

The lore dumps about The Hidden, your secret lineage or whatever, can get tedious. I found myself clicking through paragraphs about ancient bloodlines while waiting for the next actually interesting bit. But then there's this moment with your former equal, the one you raised children with before everything fell apart. The sexual tension there is thick enough to choke on, and the game doesn't shy away from making it properly explicit when things finally boil over. Full nudity, detailed acts, the works. It's hot in that uncomfortable way where you're not sure if you should be enjoying it given the context.

The monster designs are genuinely unsettling, which makes the romance options feel even weirder. You're supposed to be this ancient terror who shaped civilizations with blood and fear, but now you're just... tired. The game asks if redemption is possible for something like you. I kept choosing the brutal options because honestly, the restraint path felt fake. Like putting a leash on a hurricane. But maybe that says more about me than the game. The mystery elements work better than the relationship stuff, which is backwards from what I expected going in.

I remember finding this on some forgotten corner of itch.io, back when my taste in porn games was still forming. The kind of thing you'd stumble across and think, yeah, this looks ambitious. Too ambitious maybe. The whole setup with fallen angels and demons doing political marriages in the Void, then their souls getting stuffed into three human kids? It's a lot. But somehow it works, or at least it works enough to keep you clicking.

The first real scene that got me was with the Sentinel Angel, this washed up warrior type, and the demon ally. They're supposed to be protecting these vessels but the tension between them is thick. You can practically smell it. There's this moment where you choose to let the demon take the lead on a corruption path and suddenly you're watching from the angel's POV as she works her way through a werewolf pack. The game doesn't shy away from the messy parts either, the sounds, the fluids, the way the monsters just keep coming. Multi-pov means you get to see the same encounter from different angles, different heads, and that voyeurism tag isn't lying. You're always watching something you probably shouldn't be.

The RPG elements are janky as hell. Choices feel meaningful until they don't, and sometimes the story forgets what you picked two scenes ago. But then you'll hit a nephilim corruption sequence that's so over the top explicit you forget to care about consistency. The vampire scenes especially, there's this one where the fallen angel character gets turned and the whole thing plays out like a fever dream. Blood and sex and power shifting back and forth. The 3d models are rough, like really rough, but the writing during those moments carries it. I've seen worse animation on bigger budget titles.

What sticks with me though is how the game treats corruption not as this simple evil thing but as something more complicated. The demons aren't just villains and the angels aren't heroes. Everyone's compromised. Everyone's hungry. And that hunger translates directly into the explicit content in ways that feel earned rather than just tacked on. The mature tag is doing heavy lifting here, this isn't for anyone looking for vanilla romance. It's dark fantasy in the truest sense, the kind where you're not sure who to root for while you're watching them get railed by monsters.

The cave wall texture pops in wrong if you move too fast. That’s the first thing I noticed, not the vampire lord’s massive cock or the way the protagonist’s torn spacesuit hangs off one shoulder. Just a flickering grey polygon that’s supposed to be damp stone. This game doesn’t give a shit about polish and honestly I stopped caring too once the first groping scene happened in the dark forest. You’re this stranded female scout on some fucked up alien world, all the flora is dead or glowing, and the monster that finds you isn’t interested in eating your flesh. Not at first.

The oral sex segments have this weird rhythm. He just stands there, pale and impossibly tall, and you kneel because the dialogue wheel only gives you variations of submit. The 3DCG is janky as hell, stiff joints and dead eyes, but something about the vampire’s stillness makes it work. Like a predator that doesn’t need to rush. The creampie scene in the abandoned research outpost caught me off guard. I’d been clicking through dialogue about blood samples and ancient curses and suddenly she’s bent over a console, those stupid monitor screens flickering static while he takes her from behind. The male domination angle isn’t subtle. It’s the whole point. She’s prey, he’s ancient, the sci-fi horror elements just dress it up enough to make the submission feel earned instead of cheap.

Wish the groping mechanics had more feedback. You click and drag and sometimes her suit tears, sometimes nothing happens, no sound cue or visual tell to explain why. Spent ten minutes in the medbay scene trying to trigger a specific animation and never got it. The vaginal sex scenes unlock in a linear sequence no matter what you do, which makes the exploration feel pointless after a while. But I kept reloading the forest section anyway. Something about the fog effects, how the vampire’s silhouette materializes between dead trees, the way the ambient audio drops to nothing right before he speaks. It’s horror that fucks. Literally. The monster isn’t misunderstood or romantic, he’s a corpse with a hardon and centuries of loneliness, and the game never pretends otherwise. That one detail where his hand clips through her hip during the second creampie scene. Should’ve ruined it. Didn’t.