Red walks into this dead-ass desert town thinking he’s just gonna fix some shitty motel and collect his money. Simple job, easy cash, right? Then the place starts breathing around him. The rooms feel too quiet, the neon buzz sounds like someone whispering behind the walls, and every local looks at him like they already know where his body will be buried. The motel is a wreck, but it’s also weirdly alive. Doors that should be locked click open at the wrong time, showers start by themselves, and when the wind hits that old sign, it sounds almost like someone laughing. Not the funny kind. The kind that makes your neck feel cold. And in the middle of all that, Red is still this horny bastard, trying to keep his dick in his pants while half the cast walks around with asses that don’t quit and tits that should be illegal in a place this empty.

The game takes its time, which I fucking love. It’s not one of those “five clicks and you’re already fucking everyone” things. You wander around this crappy motel yard, peek through windows when you probably shouldn’t, click on stuff that doesn’t look important and suddenly there’s a scene that feels like you just walked in on something personal. Sometimes it’s funny, like the twins arguing over who gets the bigger room, calling each other names while wearing shorts that absolutely do not count as clothes. Sometimes it’s messed up, like catching someone crying in the shower and then noticing she’s got bruises that don’t match the story she tells you. Sex here doesn’t feel thrown in. It kind of creeps in slowly, like the desert heat. You start with a little innocent flirting, some stupid jokes, a drink in the empty motel bar, then next thing, you’ve got a milf with a huge ass grinding on your lap in a chair that squeaks like it might break, and she’s whispering that she hasn’t been touched right in years. And you know she’s lying, but you don’t care. I like how some scenes feel almost too real, like that one where you help a woman “test” a bed in a dusty room, pretending to be professional, and then she starts bouncing on your cock and the headboard keeps banging the wall in this slow, ugly rhythm that sounds like someone knocking to be let out. There’s humor too, dark and stupid, like Red trying to talk all smooth while obviously being a total virgin with certain things, getting flustered when an older gilf just grabs his crotch and tells him to shut up and use it. It’s not polished, some transitions are rough, one sound loop pissed me off and I kept noticing the same background track cutting weirdly but then I forgot because I was too busy watching a trap character tease Red in the bathroom mirror, panties half down, smirking like they know something about the motel that you clearly don’t. The sandbox vibe lets you poke around, chase scenes in the order you feel like, even whore Red out if you want to see how far he’ll go for money, sending him into these nasty little prostitution deals that feel wrong and hot at the same time. It all feels like a long, dirty, slow story where the town itself is watching you, waiting for you to slip, and you kinda hope you do.

Rilly feels like that girl you see on Instagram at three in the morning, drunk eyeliner, lips smudged, half naked in some bathroom mirror, and you think “oh fuck, she’s trouble” but you still hit follow. The game drops you straight into her mess. She’s this gothic party addict with pink hair, boots that probably hurt, and a phone that never shuts up. Most of the time you are just staring at her screen, watching her type, delete, retype, send the wrong thing to the wrong person, that kind of quiet panic that hits your stomach. The horny stuff sneaks in slow. At first it’s just flirty chat, some teasing selfies, a bit of “haha you’re such a perv” energy. Then that one blurry photo appears in her gallery. The one she doesn’t remember taking. Suddenly the little typing dots on her phone feel scary and hot at the same time. Now every notification feels like either blackmail or foreplay. Sometimes both.

The thing that got me is how the domination starts with just words. She’s not tied up, she’s not on her knees, she’s just sitting on her bed in a big hoodie texting some anonymous account that somehow has pics of her licking a girl’s toes at a party she doesn’t remember. The first time that stranger tells her to send a new pic “if you want me to delete this one”, I actually stopped and stared at the screen like an idiot. It’s only a phone, just text, but you feel her pride getting peeled away line by line. He, or she, or whoever, starts small. “Show me your tongue.” “Spread your toes for me.” “Open your mouth wider.” The more she resists, the more the chats twist into humiliation. Sex here is not just bodies, it’s the way her messages change from “fuck off” to “please don’t post that, I’ll do it.” There is one scene where she is taking a selfie from above, sitting on the floor, legs open, messy ahegao face that she has to fake on command. I hated how much that turned me on. I also hated how long the typing indicator takes sometimes. It’s like the game wants you to sit there, horny and slightly ashamed, counting seconds, and then just sends “Good girl” like that is enough. And it kind of is.

Later, when the voyeur stuff really kicks in, it feels worse in a good way. You are not only looking at Rilly, you are seeing what her blackmailer sees. There is this moment where she thinks she is alone in the bathroom, just washing makeup from her face, feet bare on the cold tiles, and then your phone in the game buzzes with a live photo from a hidden angle behind her. You see the same scene you were just in, but from another set of eyes. She gets the picture a second later on her own phone, and she just freezes. No loud scare, just that quiet “oh shit” when she realizes there was someone watching. After that, every time she touches herself, she has to pretend she is doing it “for herself”, but the text chain keeps milking it. “Put your heel on your pussy.” “Spit on your toes.” “Smile for me.” One path made her jerk off a terrified virgin boy on cam, with her talking down to him, calling him pathetic while the blackmailer forces her to go nastier, like turning her own shame into ammo for someone else. It’s incredibly fucked and also weirdly intimate. I kept thinking I would stop when it got “too much”, but then the next message tone hit and I was already wanting to see what sick thing they would make her do next. The whole thing feels like being trapped inside a horny, broken group chat that you cannot mute. In a good, very bad way.

Harth starts out in this tiny nowhere village where nothing happens, just chores, dumb jokes with friends, jerking off behind the barn and trying not to stare too hard at tits that bounce when the girls carry water. It feels almost too soft at first, like one of those comfy slice of life VN where you just click through sunsets and pretend you’re not waiting for someone to suck you off. Then shit breaks. The safe bubble cracks, people change, and suddenly this clueless virgin farm boy with more hormones than sense gets dragged into the capital, where everything smells like incense, sex, mud and perfume at the same time. I liked that jump, honestly. One moment you’re groping a friend under a blanket, quiet and sloppy, scared someone will hear. Next moment you’re in a temple full of half-naked fanatics arguing about gods while some girl with holy symbols on her tits is sliding her hand into your pants like it’s part of the ritual. Maybe it actually is, I kinda lost the plot, in a good way.

The game plays like that drunk walk home feeling: you think you’re going in a straight line, then suddenly you’re in a back alley watching a guy get his ass railed by a priest with golden jewelry, and the MC is just there like “huh, okay, that’s a thing.” The gay stuff isn’t thrown in as a joke either, it’s just there, stubborn and casual, like desire doesn’t care about labels. First time Harth gets a handjob from a dude with sharper cheekbones than half the girls, it feels almost more honest than some of the straight scenes. Then later he’s on his knees with a girl riding his face while she orders him to stroke slower, faster, stop, like he’s her favorite toy. The game keeps playing with that mix of soft romance and “shut up and take it” energy. One scene you’re sharing a quiet moment under stained-glass light, kissing and shaking a little because it’s your first time inside someone warm and wet. Next scene you’ve got a smug noblewoman using your cock between her tits while you’re pinned, her hand on your throat, and you realize the dev really enjoys female domination way more than is probably healthy. Or maybe that’s just me. Hard to tell.

There’s this one early bit that got stuck in my head for some reason. You’re in the city for like, what, a day, and some street performer girl with a thick ass and religious tattoo on her back teases you into a side alley. She doesn’t just drop to her knees immediately. She makes you work for it in that annoying way: brushing her foot up your leg, pressing her toes on your crotch through the fabric, laughing when you twitch. I hated it and loved it. The footjob there is animated enough that you almost feel the frustration more than the pleasure, especially when she stops right when you’re about to cum, pulls your pants down, and finally takes you in her mouth slow, messy, half-choking, drool on her chin. You get that internal view when she decides to swallow you, which usually I’m not crazy about, but here it felt like peeking at something you weren’t supposed to see, greedy and wrong. Then much later the pregnancy stuff starts sneaking in and it hits different. You creampie someone during a “we might die tomorrow” night and forget about it for a while, and only several scenes later she shows up with a swollen belly and this weird tired smile. It’s not played as cute fluffy family life. It’s more like: actions have weight, even when you were just thinking with your dick and chasing another orgasm between temple pillars shaped like naked saints. Kind of fucked up, kind of beautiful, kind of exactly what I wanted from a sad fantasy sex story that pretends to be an adventure and then quietly ruins everyone in slow motion.

City like this tastes of wet asphalt and cheap energy drink on your tongue, and the game leans into that filth hard. You start as this half-broke delivery guy, running errands for people who don’t even look you in the eyes, and then death just snaps on you like a dog off the chain. Next breath you’re not really alive, not really dead, and everything starts to smell different: blood has color in the air, fear has weight, sex feels like a second heartbeat in your gums. The whole story hangs between horror and horny, like you’re walking in a back alley where the light is always almost broken. One corner has a milf with tired eyes and tits on proud display, fingers twitching near a hidden toy, pretending she’s not desperate. Another door hides some shy virgin girl who should stay away from you, but you already know you’re going to ruin her slowly, one teasing touch, one “accidental” grope, until she grips your wrist instead of pulling it away.

The game calls itself sandbox and actually mean it, which is rare. You wander this cursed city, poking into side streets, brothels where the girls have bite marks they swear are “just for fun”, dark clubs where people sell more than just their bodies, and apartments that smell of incense and bad decisions. Sometimes you’re just doing basic point and click stuff, knocking on doors, choosing who to charm, who to corrupt, who to break. Then suddenly you’re in a fucked up fight with some paranormal freak who rips open a guy like a plastic bag. The violence gets graphic in a way that makes sex feel hotter after, like your cock and your fangs are wired to the same dirty switch. One run you play sweet romance, kiss on the neck, slow handjob under soft moans, tongue lingering on her lip before you taste her throat. Next run you push into full male domination, fingers on her jaw, cock in her mouth while she’s still trying to say your name, using her like a toy while your new superpowers make her too scared not to obey. Other routes flip it: you think you’re in control of some elegant vampire milf, then find yourself on your knees while she rides your face and laughs, nails digging into your hair, using your mouth and leaving you with nothing but ache and pre-cum soaking your pants.

What I like is how corruption sneaks up. You start by just “helping” a girl earn extra cash, suggesting prostitution like it’s no big thing, then slowly you add anal, toys, risky public blowjob behind a bar dumpster, and next time she’s the one asking if you’ll finish with a creampie, like that was always normal. You can masturbate alone in your shitty apartment, watching the city lights through cracked blinds, remembering the feel of her throat tightening around you while she struggles for air and laughs after. Or you can just stalk the streets and grope someone in the shadows, a quick squeeze of ass, a palm over a nipple, then vanish before she knows if it was real. One small thing that annoyed me: sometimes the point and click hotspots are tiny as fuck, like I spent more time hunting for a pixel than I did hunting for fresh pussy, and that kinda killed the mood, but whatever, I forgot it the moment I was balls-deep in some trembling girl who still calls you “monster” with her legs wrapped around your waist. There’s even incest paths simmering under the surface, that taboo family tension, where a “comforting hug” lingers too long, then her hand brushes your bulge and neither of you pretends it was accident. It’s not a clean story, not a heroic one. It’s messy, cruel, wet, full of teeth on skin and gasps in dark stairwells, a city of sins where every route feels like another bad decision that you keep stroking anyway.

World thinks you’re this legendary execution victim and you’re just… some confused futa virgin with a hard-on and zero idea what the fuck is happening. That’s the whole vibe here and it actually works way too well. First minutes in, you’re standing there in fantasy clothes that don’t even fit right, people whispering like you burned down kingdoms or something, and you’re busy trying not to cum from a random magic pulse scene. I opened this on mobile while half-asleep, expecting quick fap material, and suddenly I’m reading dialogue like it’s a damn webnovel and also watching the MC secretly rub her cock behind a stone wall because she “needs to feel if the body is really hers.” Yeah, okay girl, very scientific.

What I liked most is how the game keeps mixing “everyone fears you” with “you can’t stop jerking off to your own reflection.” The protagonist is a futa virgin that has to pretend she’s this terrifying criminal, but meanwhile she’s discovering she gets hard the moment someone kneels or insults her or just breathes too close. First scene that really hit me: guard shoves you against a pillar, shaking because he thinks you’ll kill him, and the camera slowly drops to your crotch, very obvious bulge, little tremble animation. No over-explanation, no tutorial box, just that awkward silence where you can almost hear his brain go “is that…?” and you’re stuck choosing between playing it off as power or admitting you’re just horny as fuck. I picked the arrogant route, obviously, and it led to this nasty masturbation scene in a cell after, where she jerks off remembering the fear in his eyes, almost crying because she doesn’t know if she’s turned on by the role or the danger. It’s not subtle, and I don’t want it to be.

Because it’s 3cdg and animated, the whole thing feels like a sweaty fever dream. Those tiny looped motions when she strokes herself under a cloak, hips twitching just a bit, are porn-level direct. I kept getting distracted by stupid small things, like how her hair clips through her shoulder, or how one expression looks like she’s trying to figure out Spotify, but then there’s another scene where she edges herself with magic, literally tracing light along the shaft, and my brain just shuts up. Also the UI on mobile is kind of annoying, those tiny buttons hiding near the corners, but I kept playing anyway. The best part is how the world treats you like a monster and you’re actually this messy, needy futa still scared of her first time, fapping in dark corners between heavy plot moments and trying to fake that you’re some ruthless bitch while you’re leaking pre all over your stolen pants. It’s oddly hot how everyone “remembers” you doing cruel shit you never did, and the game lowkey lets you decide if you’re going to become that person for real, or just use their reputation as an excuse to cum your brains out on every throne, altar and dungeon bench they left behind.

Industry Baby feels like someone watched too many casting couch clips on Pornhub, then tried to turn that fever dream into a career simulator, and somehow it kinda works even while tripping over its own dick. You’re this overqualified, broke dude who thought a shiny degree would give him a corner office, and instead you’re pointing a camera at naked girls and trying not to nut too fast. I liked that it doesn’t pretend you’re some shy loser. You’re competent, cocky, and a bit of an asshole, which is honestly refreshing. Then again, sometimes the MC talks like a Reddit motivational quote and that killed my boner for a second. One moment he’s rough and direct, next moment he sounds like he’s writing a LinkedIn post about “hustle” and “grind”. Pick a lane, man.

Anyway, the actual sex content hits the usual porn-fantasy buttons, just louder. Big asses everywhere, big tits bouncing in your face, a lot of “guy in control, girl melts” energy. The girls idolize you way too fast. It’s like every girl was secretly waiting for a camera and your dick to appear in her life so she can call you “sir” without a safeword conversation. The harem angle sneaks up on you too. You go in thinking you’re just doing scenes to pay rent, then you blink and suddenly there’s three girls texting your in-game phone about wanting “private shoots” and you’re booking scenes like you’re managing an OnlyFans agency. The voyeur stuff is subtle at first. You’re checking test shots, spying on how they move when they think nobody looks, unlocking different angles. There was one moment where I replayed a scene just to watch the girl’s face change when your character pushes it a bit too far. Tiny detail, but it stuck with me harder than the actual cumshot. Felt a bit like scrolling through those 5 second Twitter smut clips that loop forever and your brain just stays there.

The animation looks decent when it moves slow, then occasionally it goes slightly weird when the thrusting speeds up and bodies start doing that floaty frictionless thing. Not game-breaking, just one of those “ah, yes, 3dcg horny jank” details. Sometimes the MC’s hand clips through a thigh and I swear it feels more lewd than when it’s correctly placed, like your brain reads it as rougher than it actually is. The virgin angle is funny too. You’re the guy who has been around the block mentally, but some girls are doing their “first time on camera” and the game loves milking that. There’s this one “good girl” who acts like she’s all pure, then the second you tell her how the scene will go, she’s dripping and begging to be your favorite. I rolled my eyes and still enjoyed it. It kind of mirrors how people act on Instagram versus what they’re doing in DMs, honestly. Speaking of that, the in-game phone feels like a cursed mix of WhatsApp hookups and those desperate “collab?” messages you see creators post on X. You line up scenes, send a couple of texts that somehow are both romantic and degrading, then show up and rail them like it’s just another workday. And still, in the middle of all that, I found myself annoyed that one particular character’s hairstyle never changes between shoots. No growth, no new look, just the same damn hair while everyone else starts acting like porn awards are on the line. I’m still mad about that, for no real reason.

A bunch of sweet, horny witches mess up a ritual, pull a smug demon straight out of hell, and somehow the biggest danger in the room is a microwave that hates everyone. That’s kind of the vibe here. You’re this demon guy, showing up in their cozy little coven house, and instead of chains and fire you get soft couches, hot tea, and girls who can literally set your balls on fire if you talk back too much. They’re cute, they’re chaotic, half of them clearly never had a proper sex talk, and suddenly you’re the supernatural roommate who has to decide if you’re going to behave, corrupt the whole place, or pretend you’re civilized while staring at their tits whenever they bend over. It feels a bit like when I hide in the bathroom with my phone, saying I’m “checking email”, and actually I’m watching a demon get a handjob from a witch who still has flour on her ass because she was baking cookies one minute before.

The fun part is how much the game lets you poke at the tone. You can lean into being a pervy bastard, grab the dominant role, pull hair, spank, make them kneel, creampie the smug one while she’s still trying to finish her spell and suddenly can’t remember the words because she’s too full. Or you act all polite and let the girls climb on top, ride your face, tie your wrists, make you “their” demon. There’s this scene where one of them pretends she’s just “checking your aura” and her hand just slides slower and slower over your crotch, and you have that classic choice: do you let her tease you until you’re shaking, or snap and flip her onto the table, panties around her ankle like some porn ad on xHamster. The game throws in group stuff too, like you walk into the wrong room, everybody half naked “practicing a ritual”, and suddenly you’re pushed down, one girl shoving her tits in your face, another grinding her big ass on your lap, somebody else watching from the door pretending she’s not touching herself. A lot of the sex is optional, but honestly I kept clicking the dirtiest answer like a raccoon going for shiny things. And yeah, it has that slow “romance” side too, where you talk feelings, touch her hand, then ten minutes later you’re fucking her against a wall while she screams your name and forgets whatever “rules of the coven” she was lecturing you about earlier. I’m still annoyed by one tiny thing: there is this magic effect in one scene that looks like a cheap screen saver, and now I see it in my head every time someone moans. I’ll probably keep playing anyway, between washing dishes and pretending to check WhatsApp.

Guy bombs out of college, runs away to a sunny nowhere called Peachy Sands Bay, thinks he’s going to “start fresh” and instantly ends up thinking with his dick instead of his brain. That’s basically the mood here, and it’s kind of charming how honest it is about that. The whole thing plays like a lazy summer fantasy where you’re always one click away from either awkward small talk or someone’s tits in your face. You just poke around this tiny slice of “paradise”, hop between locations, click on stuff, see if that unlocks new scenes or just the same background again. It feels small on purpose. Like a sandbox that fits in your hand. You’re not running a city, you’re running this loser’s libido.

The girls all feel like they live in that heat. A stacked older woman in a swimsuit that looks way too tight around her chest, kind of maternal, kind of “I know exactly what you’re thinking, kid”. A shy one who acts like she’s never even held hands, and then suddenly you’re pushing her first time way past “just the tip”. One girl wears her bikini like it’s a weapon, always stretching, always leaning forward so the top strains and you just stare like an idiot. Another one’s got that fake innocent, like she’s already decided you’re going to end up between her legs, she’s just pretending it’s your idea. They’re not deep characters, they’re porn logic, but the game sprinkles in enough little lines to make you feel like you’re slowly breaking through each one, not just clicking the “sex” button on repeat. Sometimes you hit a dead end and you’re stuck wandering the beach, clicking on the same rock twice, wondering if you missed a time-of-day switch or some random small flag the game needed. That part annoyed me more than the bad decisions my character kept making. Then I’d stumble into a new scene and forget I was even annoyed.

Sex-wise, it goes straight for the stuff people secretly type in search bars on their phone. Big tits everywhere, and the art really leans into weight and shape instead of just two balloons stuck on a chest. There’s titfucks where you can practically feel how soft the squeeze is, thick asses pushed up against you in the sand, slow handjobs that start “accidental” and then turn serious, lazy blowjobs under the sun while waves are in the background, the kind of footjob that looks silly until you realize your brain just went very quiet watching the toes and soles wrap around the shaft. The first time the MC finally slips it in, it feels like a payoff, not just “oh, another hole”. There’s this cute virgin nervousness, then the game doesn’t really stay innocent for long, it just goes from soft to raw pretty fast, including when you pull out and then slide into her ass like it was always meant to happen. The anal scenes actually feel like the artist cared about how it looks when she’s stretched and clinging, not just a different angle of the same pose. Everything is hand-drawn and animated frame by frame, so the little loops have that imperfect, uneven rhythm that makes them feel more personal. Sometimes a boob jiggles a bit too much or a mouth is off by a pixel, but somehow that makes it hotter, because it feels like a person drew this while being turned on, not a machine spitting out polished plastic. It’s messy summer porn with a lazy point and click skeleton under it, and if you’ve ever sat alone scrolling on your phone on some random beach, imagining the MILF on the next towel rolling over and asking you to rub sunscreen between her cheeks, this kind of taps right into that.

Nothing about this game makes sense on paper and that is exactly why it works. You start as this useless guy, basically human trash with zero stats, no money, no charm, nothing, and somehow the fate of the whole universe drops in his lap while he is busy doing absolutely fuck all. One second you are in a boring modern apartment checking your phone like some Twitter addict, next you are arguing with a smug medieval princess who looks like she walked out of a hentai convention with armor that covers everything except the important parts. Then suddenly you are in a filthy cyberpunk alley where an android milf with ridiculous tits is explaining that an insane AI wants to delete reality, but first she wants your dick in her mouth. The tone is wild. The story moves from dumb dick jokes to legit emotional moments in about three clicks and then swings back when some monster girl with slime dripping from her thighs asks if she can keep you as her pet and put a collar on you. I opened it thinking “ok, quick fap then Netflix” and two hours later I was comparing brothel income spreadsheets and trying to min max which girl gives the best anal scene after training her obedience. It felt more like I was running a cursed OnlyFans agency inside a time travel RPG, except nobody is paying taxes and everyone is way too horny.

The brothel stuff caught me hard. You start with basically nothing, a shitty room and a girl who is half broken, half brat, and you have to train her, negotiate her limits, then push them anyway because the game keeps dangling better scenes behind little stat gates. First she only does handjobs and teasing, then you unlock oral and titfucks where she is moaning with that over the top ahegao face, drool everywhere, working your cock like it owes her rent. Later she is on stage in front of a room full of clients, getting pounded from behind while she gives a footjob to some noble and still trying to keep her “princess” vibe. It sounds like too much but weirdly the writing gives each girl a personality. Some of them corrupt slowly, like that shy virgin mage who starts out blushing if you even mention sex, then after a dungeon run where a tentacly monster almost breaks her, she starts begging you to “train” her so she never feels helpless again. Next time you see her she is on your bed, legs open, telling you to fill her raw because she wants to feel your creampie drip down her thighs while she studies magic. Another one goes the opposite way; she starts as a total femdom bitch, heels on your chest, calling you her toy, making you lick her feet while she edges you, but after a certain quest she lets her guard down and suddenly the same woman is sitting on your lap in the spaceship bar, quietly asking if you would still want her if she lost her perfect body. That hit me in a weird place. I mean, she still rode me reverse cowgirl in the next scene and used mind control to force me to stay hard, so yeah, priorities.

The time hopping is a mess but a fun mess. One day you are crawling through a medieval dungeon with torches, fighting slime girls and demon milfs, with your party half naked because their armor “broke”, and the next you are in a neon city, managing a lineup of prostitutes from different eras like some cursed harem Tinder. There is this moment where you are running a little event night in the brothel and you can assign who does what. I sent the thick ass knight to do public exhibitionism because I wanted her to suffer, and she ended up on a balcony, tits out, armor hanging off, getting rammed by a dark elf in front of a cheering crowd. She tried so hard to keep her serious knight face but by the time the elf shot a load deep inside her ass, she was moaning like an animal and drooling on the railing. Then I had my future rebel girl handle the VIP room, which turned into a wild interracial threesome, her bouncing on top of some rich old dude while she jerks you off with one hand and sucks his cock in between kisses, all while ranting about the revolution. Meanwhile, some tiny detail kept annoying me the whole time: the phone UI in the modern era looks a bit off, like an Android app that got half translated, and my brain just could not let it go. I was rearranging dates with monster girls, scheduling dungeon crawls, checking money flow for the brothel and still thinking “why is this icon so ugly.” But then a milf teacher bent over the desk asking me if I want a private after-class lesson, closing the door, pulling my head between her huge tits while she guides my cock slowly into her wet pussy, and I forgot everything including my own name. The game keeps bouncing between being a horny sandbox where you jerk off to footjobs and anal creampies, and an actual adventure where your choices screw up the timeline and change who remembers what. One timeline, a girl looks at you like a stranger during a date, next one she is straddling you in the back of a dungeon campfire scene, riding you raw, whispering that she chose your cock over destiny. I opened a dating sim and ended up weirdly thinking about my own shitty Tinder dates where nobody even pays the bill. Reality seriously needs more brothel management and less small talk.