Faith Philips is a sweetheart, sure, but she's also got a mouth on her and not just for talking. Six month anniversary and her boyfriend Christian is off losing money somewhere instead of calling. So now he's in the dog house, and you're the one pulling his strings, trying to sweet talk your way back into her good graces. Or her panties. Same thing really.

The whole thing plays out like one of those old Lesson of Passion joints, which makes sense because that's exactly what it is. You get dialogue choices, some of them are so obviously wrong they're funny, others are just crude enough to work. Faith's reactions range from pissed off to giggling to dropping to her knees. The blowjob scene is the main event, obviously, and it's animated well enough for what it is. Hentai style, big eyes, bigger tits, the usual. But here's the thing, the writing is actually kind of charming in a trashy way. She calls him out on his bullshit, he fumbles, she softens. It's not Shakespeare but it's got more personality than half the visual novels out there.

What bugs me though, and I can't let this go, is the sound design. There's this weird little click every time you advance text that sounds like someone tapping a pen on a desk. Once you notice it, it's all you hear. Maybe that's intentional, like a metronome for your boner. Who knows.

Anyway, if you want a quick fap with a girl who actually seems like she'd key your car after sucking you off, this does the job. The oral stuff is hot, the choices matter just enough to keep you from mashing skip, and Faith's annoyed face is worth failing on purpose. Just don't expect a redemption arc for Christian. Dude's a lost cause.

There's this moment where Joanna just accepts the whole Tamara thing and you're sitting there like, wait, that's it? No drama? And honestly that's the whole vibe of this game. It's a visual novel that knows what you're here for and doesn't waste time pretending otherwise. You get expelled, land in a new school, and suddenly there's this Dennis guy who recorded Miss Mosley's voice and is basically running a one-man blackmail operation to get into every girl's pants. Your job is to stop him while also, you know, doing the exact same thing but consensually.

The CG scenes are decent. Not mind-blowing but they get the job done. Amy and Morgan study sessions turn into something else pretty quick, and the sofa scene with Joanna after she's cool with sharing you with Tamara, that one's actually sweet in a weird way. The writing is rough around the edges, like someone translated it through three languages and then just said fuck it, good enough. Sometimes that's charming, sometimes you're staring at a sentence trying to figure out who's talking.

The harem stuff moves fast. Like, suspiciously fast. One minute you're worried about Dennis ruining everyone's lives, next minute you're balls deep in a classmate while her friend watches. Not complaining, just saying the pacing is on crack. The school setting is there but it's mostly window dressing for the sex scenes. Dennis as a villain is cartoonish, which works because you don't actually feel bad about cockblocking him at every turn. The student tag is doing heavy lifting since everyone looks like they're in their mid twenties, but whatever, it's hentai logic.

The game doesn't try to be deep and I respect that. You click through dialogue, make a choice here and there, and get rewarded with CG. The romance progression is basically nonexistent but again, you're not here for slow burn. It's a quick fap game with a flimsy excuse plot about saving classmates from a predator, which is ironic because you're also trying to bang all of them. The whole thing feels like a fever dream someone had after watching too much anime and playing too many dating sims. Not bad for what it is, just don't expect emotional depth or coherent storytelling.

Right so the whole thing kicks off with this guy Dennis who got you kicked out of school. Dick move. But instead of just punching him, the game is like, nah, let's rob his house. Specifically his electronics. Because that'll make your girl gang safe? The logic is shaky but I'm here for it. You pick your crew from this lineup, Henry knows secrets, Morgan does breaking in, Amy is the PC nerd, Rachel has the muscle, Lauren does the charm thing. Classic heist movie setup but with more anime tits.

The art is that unpolished hentai style where the lines are kinda thick and the coloring goes outside sometimes. Honestly it works. Feels like finding a doujin on a forgotten forum in 2009. The sex scenes are what you'd expect, lots of the double tag action which means you're not just picking one girl for the job and the fun parts. You can bring Joanna and Rachel along too if you want the full party. The choices actually matter for who ends up in what position, literally.

But here's the thing. The security tag. I kept waiting for some stealth minigame or like a guard patrol pattern to figure out. Nothing. You just click and the story happens. Massive blue balls on that front. The homework tag is also there which I guess refers to the planning phase where you sit around talking about the break in. It's just dialogue trees. Not bad dialogue, some of it's funny in that overly dramatic way these games get, but I wanted to actually do the crime. Not just read about doing the crime. Anyway the visual novel engine is barebones, no gallery mode that I could find which is criminal for a porn game. You have to replay the whole thing to see different pairings.

The throat bulge thing, okay, that's what stuck with me. Not the combat, not the demon lore, just that one specific animation where you can see it moving. The Hottie Ride 69 scene. They're not lying when they say it's complex, the way the model's neck distends and shifts, it's the kind of detail that makes you forget you're playing a deliberately unpolished game. The rest of the visuals are, well, they're there. The new Spawning Den background looks like a decent upgrade but then you clip through a wall during a fight and remember this is a constant development thing. It's a mess, a horny, ambitious mess.

Speaking of fights, the turn based combat is violent and honestly a bit of a slog until you figure out you can just grind the succubus encounters. I spent way too long trying to beat the demoness Hottie, there's a whole guide on their Patreon for it which I definitely didn't read until after failing six times. The new Hanging Sex Slave scene has a particular charm, they said. It's weirdly static compared to the other animations, almost like a posed figure, but that stillness makes it more... I don't know, clinical? In a hot way? The camera views they added let you spin around it which helps.

The interactive menu got new icons, more detailed, which is fine I guess. Why does a lust demon from the second circle of hell need a menu with animated backgrounds? The option's there now, first introduction of it. Feels like they're throwing everything at the wall. The patron only animations, three new ones, I can't speak to those. But the core loop is explore, fight, fuck, repeat. The evolving characters thing is mentioned but Lust herself still feels like a vessel for whatever position they've coded this month. The 69 scene though. That bulge. It's going to live in my head rent free next to the memory of accidentally softlocking myself in the main hall.

Mai's tits are basically the main character. There, I said it. The whole Quickie setup from Oppai Games is this bite sized visual novel thing, and this one drops you in Tokyo with a pianist who's got these massive, soft looking oppai spilling out of her dress before you even learn her name. The art isn't trying to be some hyper detailed oil painting, it's got this slightly unpolished charm, like a really good doujin where the artist spent all their skill points on the chest area and the backgrounds are just... there. A lamp. A piano. Who cares, look at the shading on those things.

You're trying to seduce her, picking dialogue choices that feel like you're fumbling through a pickup attempt after one too many strong zeros. The writing has this weird translation vibe, not bad, just... off. Like someone learned English from old movies. "You are looking most beautiful tonight." Sure, I'll take it. The choices are blunt instruments. Compliment her playing or stare at her chest. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't pretend otherwise. I clicked a choice that was basically "be smooth" and my character said something so awkward I had to close the tab for a second. Then I reopened it because, well.

The sound design. Oh man. It's a sampler of wet, squishy SFX that play at the slightest provocation. A kiss sounds like stirring mac and cheese. The sex scene hits and it's just a barrage of these over the top slapping noises that loop a bit too perfectly. It's not immersive, it's hilarious, and somehow that makes it better. Like watching a porno where the pizza guy actually just delivers the pizza and

Toshiko is a weird one, even by the standards of these Quickie things Oppai Games puts out. You go to a park, right? Standard setup. But then there's this girl and her cat and the whole thing feels like a fever dream where nobody bothered to explain the rules. The art is that specific Oppai style, all soft and glossy, but something about the framing here makes it feel unpolished in a way that's probably on purpose. Like looking at a doujin that got scanned at slightly the wrong angle. The brunette, Toshiko, has these eyes that don't quite track right and it adds to the whole off-kilter vibe.

The choices are... there. I clicked through twice and got scenes that felt like they were from different games stitched together. One path she's all shy and the cat is just a cat, the next she's whispering stuff that made me put my phone down for a sec. Not because it was too much, but because the tonal whiplash is real. The explicit content hits without much buildup. One minute you're talking about the weather or whatever, the next her shorts are gone and the text box is describing things in that clinical-but-horny way visual novels do. "Her slick folds" and all that. It works if you're already, y'know, in the mood, but if you're actually reading the story you'll get narrative vertigo.

I keep thinking about the cat. It's just there. Watching. No reaction. In one scene it's on the bench while things escalate and I couldn't stop glancing at the sprite. Is this a feature? A bug? A thematic choice about voyeurism that I'm too dumb to get? The game never acknowledges it. That's the whole experience really. A strange encounter that ends before you've figured out if you liked it. The Quickie series is supposed to be bite-sized but this one feels like someone took a bite out of a longer game and served you the middle chunk with no context. I'm not mad. I'm just confused. And maybe a little into it.

Unpolished is the word for it, huh? My collector brain is twitching because there's no box art to display on my digital shelf, it's just a browser tab I might close by accident. The UI feels like someone slapped it together while distracted by exactly the kind of scenes you unlock later. Clicking through, I got this weird delay once where I thought my whole PC died, but nope, just the game thinking about the next line of dialogue. It's cruder than a back-alley deal and somehow that makes it work, like finding a sticky magazine under a mattress.

The writing. Our guy is a writer who can't write, a burnout case with rent due, and the game just shrugs and throws two women with absolutely massive racks at the problem. There's the sex shop clerk, my first choice because, well, obvious. Her scenes are all aggressive, tongue-heavy makeouts that lead to her going down on him with this slurpy, wet sound effect that's so low-quality it comes back around to being hot. Then you've got the office receptionist. I switched saves because fidelity is for cowards in these games. Her oral scenes are more, I don't know, worshipful? The art for both is pure hentai exaggeration, bodies bending in ways that'd send a chiropractor's kids to college, all focus on those tits and glistening skin. A therapist would say these women are just elaborate fantasies built to service a fragile male ego during a crisis of creative impotence. I just think the part where you can convince them both to go at it in a sweaty, gasping threesome unlocks a specific kind of tired, greedy joy.

The lesbian tag is really about that threesome pivot, honestly. The first time the two women's faces get close while the protag just watches, the game's cheap animation loops a three-frame boob jiggle and it's so janky it's almost funny. Which breaks the spell. Then it doesn't, because the moaning track layers on top and, look, my brain isn't that complex. It's a tactical deployment of explicit content wrapped in a story about a loser who doesn't deserve any of it. The actual choice mechanics feel arbitrary, sometimes picking the clearly rude option is what gets you the scene. Don't ask me why. I still can't get over how the main character's face is permanently stuck in this generic, blank expression, even when he's supposed to be mid-thrust. Took me right out of it for a solid minute. Then the threesome scene looped again and I forgot my complaint completely.

The whole thing feels like someone’s first RPG Maker project they abandoned halfway through, and I mean that as a compliment. Not the polished kind, the real kind where you can almost see the creator figuring out event triggers at 4 PM on a Tuesday. You pick a girl, name her something stupid like "GlupShitto," and then you’re thrown into this weirdly empty Japanese cityscape where the only things that exist are your apartment, a convenience store that sells nothing, and the other girl’s tongue.

There’s this one choice early on, you’re in your room and the other student just walks in. The dialogue is basically "wanna try something?" and the options are like, "Yes," "No," or "..." and if you pick "..." the game just stops. Literally. The text box clears and you stare at a static image of a bedroom for eternity. I sat there for a good minute thinking my browser froze. That’s not a bug, that’s a philosophical statement on hesitation. The dildo appears later, a bright pink thing that materializes out of nowhere during a scene where you’re supposedly just "studying." The art style for the characters is this strange mix of overly detailed eyes and bodies that look like they were drawn from memory, which honestly makes the whole thing hotter in a grimy, unpolished way. It’s like finding a dirty magazine drawn in a high school notebook.

The lesbian scenes are all choice-based but the logic is completely broken. I picked the "shy" option and got a full-on explicit oral scene, then picked the "eager" option next time and got a text box saying "maybe later." Makes no sense. The hentai influence is obvious, the faces during the action are pure ahegao, but the bodies don’t quite move right, there’s no animation, just a sliding JPEG of a toy. I wish the neighborhood walk actually had something to find, it’s just three screens of empty street with a looping bird sound effect that cuts off mid-chirp. Still, the game has this accidental charm where the jankiness becomes the fetish. It’s not trying to be a polished visual novel, it’s trying to be a horny fever dream and it succeeds by failing at everything else.

The homework tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because honestly I spent most of my time clicking through dialogue trying to figure out if Tamara actually hates me or just wants me to fail her sister's stupid teaching exam. You live with two chicks, Johanna the wannabe teacher who keeps leaving her notes everywhere, and Tamara who glares at you like you owe her rent money. Then there's the actual hot teachers at school. The whole thing runs in browser so no install nonsense, which is good because I was on my phone hiding from my roommate.

The choice system is weird. Sometimes picking the obviously flirty option gets you nowhere and the boring one unlocks a scene. I clicked "help Johanna study" expecting some dry flashcard bullshit and suddenly she's bent over the kitchen table asking if I learn better with hands-on demonstrations. I mean. Okay. Sure. The writing flips between genuinely funny and then suddenly super explicit, like someone spliced a sitcom with a porno and forgot to add transitions. Tamara's route is slower but her dialogue has this deadpan energy that made me laugh once while also being rock hard. Weird combo.

One thing that bugged me, the teacher character's sprite changes expression like twice total. For a game about banging your hot teacher, she looks constipated half the time. But then her scene with the detention room happened and I stopped caring about faces. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some stock moans that loop badly. You'll want headphones anyway unless you live alone.

The double tag means there's a threesome somewhere. I haven't unlocked it yet because Tamara keeps rejecting my advances and I refuse to look up a guide. Maybe that's the real homework.