Guy dies, wakes up, and instead of some holy light or boring reincarnation farm, he basically gets told, “Congrats, you’re the horny ghost janitor of this city now.” That’s the whole vibe of Waifus Exorcist. You wander around this weird mix of spooky alleys and cozy anime-style rooms, chasing curses that usually live inside women with insane curves and even worse life choices. One moment you’re talking to a sad widow with tits so big they look like they could trap a spirit on their own, next moment you’re arguing with a smug ghost girl who keeps teasing you and moaning on purpose just to see you lose focus. The game leans hard into this silly “I’m supposed to be a professional exorcist but I keep getting distracted by ass” thing, and honestly it kind of works. You try to be serious, but then there’s a MILF in yoga pants bending over because a demon is stuck “back there” and you’re like, yeah alright, holy ritual time, sure.

Story feels like someone mashed up a horny anime parody with a ghost dating app. You meet all these waifus and half of them are alive, half are dead, and the game doesn’t really care which is which as long as you’re flirting. There’s this one ghost who’s literally more romantic than any of the living girls, she’s shy, floating in your room at night, whispering in your ear while her translucent boobs kinda push through your chest in a super weird but hot way. Then you switch scenes and the tone just drops into comedy, like a cursed influencer who wants you to “exercise” her demon by grabbing her ass while she pretends it’s some sacred ritual. Sex scenes play out like rewards for picking the right dialogue and not being a total idiot, and they go pretty far: thigh jobs with ghost legs phasing in and out, a possessed girl grinding on you while you chant, a stacked MILF who keeps asking if this position is really “part of the purification”. It’s not subtle. At all. And it shouldn’t be.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how this prototype feels rough in a kind of charming way. Some transitions just cut off, some routes feel like they’re missing a beat, and there’s one scene where a scary buildup suddenly jumps straight into tits in your face with almost no warning. It should feel broken, but it ends up funny. You click through a quiet horror moment, eerie music, cursed corridor, then boom, cartoon ass taking the whole screen, and your serious exorcist just turns into a horny idiot again. Choices sometimes pretend to be deep but you can tell half of them are just different ways to arrive at the same sex CG. I picked the “respectful” option with one ghost, trying to be nice, and she still ended up riding me while talking about unfinished business. The romance is kind of sweet in spots, then undercut by dumb jokes, like a ghost girl blushing about holding hands and two minutes later she’s begging you to keep fucking her so she doesn’t “slip back to the other side.” It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s all over the place, and that’s kind of the fun of it.

Clover on a train already sounds like somebody lost a bet in the Steam suggestion queue, but it kinda works. You show up, expecting some soft cozy Animal Crossing vibe, and instead you get this horny gremlin of a neko girl with huge tits and a thick ass, trapped with you in a train car that very obviously is not built for innocent travel. The whole thing feels like somebody mashed up a chill life-sim mood with old-school hentai CDs I used to rip music from and then forgot to hide the porn. Background loop is simple, almost like a wannabe chiptune but smoothed out, and honestly I kept the tab open on mute and played my own playlist in Foobar because I’m picky like that. Game doesn’t care. It just wants you to click, choose, and rail Clover like the train is powered by her moans instead of electricity.

The funny part is how it tries to do this "choice" thing. You’re sitting in front of this big tiddy catgirl in clothes that already lost the fight, picking between lines that are basically: be a bit of a gentleman, be a horny bastard, or be a horny bastard who pretends to be a gentleman. She reacts fast, and the lewd stuff comes on pretty rough if you push her there. Doggy on the train seat, pressed against the window, those big boobs bouncing so much they look like they’re breaking some unspoken train rules. Pussy wet text, filthy talk, Clover whining and growling like an anime waifu that spent too much time on shady Discord servers. It gets dirty, not that “light teasing” bullshit. Throat use, hips slamming, you can almost hear the cheap metal of the seat squeaking even if they forgot to put that sound in. I kinda wish they did proper looping SFX for the impact. Instead there’s this one moan you’ll hear too many times, which made me open Audacity out of habit and think how I’d chop it better for a loop, then I remembered I was supposed to be jerking off, not editing.

What I like is that the game doesn’t pretend you’re saving the world or whatever. You’re just on a train with a stacked neko MILF-ish waifu who is totally okay with getting fucked stupid between stops. Big tits in your face when she leans over, big ass spreading across the seat when you take her from behind, tail twitching when you go harder. The visual novel style makes it feel like a dumb horny story you’d read on some dead forum back in the day, but slightly cleaned up. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like it jumps a gear too fast in the sex scene or skips some buildup that would make the rough stuff hit harder, then suddenly it slows down on some random bit of dialogue you’ll click past without reading. There’s a small text choice at one point that changes how needy she gets midway, which was nicer than I expected. Not deep, but enough to make me replay one scene while Spotify hammered some old YMCK track in the background. Anyway, it’s Clover, it’s a cramped train, it’s you, and everything keeps ending up with her bent over something and you buried in her, like that’s the only logical way public transport should work.

This thing is basically some horny revenge soap opera where every single woman around that rich private academy is either stacked, broken in the head, or both. You’re this guy who had shitty stuff happen to him before, and instead of getting therapy like normal people, he goes back to the academy and decides: “Ok, I’m gonna ruin everybody and fuck my way through this whole place.” And yeah, the game actually commits to that. It starts off kind of normal, like teen drama, uniforms, school gossip, teachers talking about exams… and then two scenes later you got a homeroom teacher with huge tits pressing your face into her cleavage in some storage room while scolding you for being “disrespectful.” The tone just snaps from slice of life to straight-up hentai in like three clicks and then pretends that’s fine.

What I kinda like and kinda hate is how it keeps pretending it’s about “choices.” You get a bunch of dialogue options, sometimes sex or no sex, bully or pretend to be nice, humiliate or comfort, that stuff. But half of the time you pick the “moral” line and the game still nudges you into corruption shit. Like I picked the more gentle answer with this shy girl in the library, right, thinking “ok let’s not break her spirit yet.” Next thing, there’s a scene where she’s in a schoolgirl uniform with her tits spilling out, tongue out, full ahegao, getting banged against a bookshelf like some hentai meme. Game just goes “oh, she decided she likes you now” and skips three emotional steps. Same with a MILF teacher, I picked the respectful option and five minutes later she’s using my face like a chair, talking about how students need “discipline from below.” Great logic. Peak character development.

Sex stuff is wild but also kinda messy. You’ve got group scenes in a classroom after hours, with girls in half-open blouses, some of them corrupted to the point they are literally masturbating in front of the windows like they want the whole academy to see. There was a scene in a gym shower where one girl is forced to strip, covering her big ass with her hands while other girls laugh at her, and you’re just there deciding if you join in the humiliation or act like a fake hero. Then later she’s the one begging for anal like it’s her favorite thing now, doing that drooling mouth, eyes-rolled-back look, and the game treats that as character growth. There’s femdom here too, but it’s that weird mix where a dominant teacher steps on you and spits on you in one scene, then two scenes later she’s moaning on all fours while you choke her, talking about how the “student became the master.” The corruption arcs are hot sometimes, but the pacing is all over the place. One girl goes from “please stop touching me” groping on the train to “fuck me harder in public” in like two scenes, with random exhibitionism out of nowhere. Also there’s this one tiny UI sound when you click through CG that is slightly off-sync and now I can’t unhear it and it pisses me off every single time, more than any of the bugs. Anyway, if you’re expecting subtlety or consistent writing, forget it. It’s just pure horny chaos in a school uniform, with way too many big boobs and not enough sense.

Your cute little wifey finds your filthy NTR porn stash and everything just goes straight to hell from there, in the best possible way. The game drops you right in that panic moment when she’s holding your phone, scrolling, eyebrow slowly lifting as she sees all those cheating-wife thumbnails and guys ten times more ripped than you. No slow build, no long intro monologue, just embarrassment, shame, and that twisted heat in your gut because this is exactly what your horny brain always wanted but you never had the balls to say out loud.

The male protagonist is very "average guy who watches too much Pornhub", and the game never pretends he’s anything else. He stutters, tries to lie, fails, and you can feel that mix of fear and arousal when she starts asking way too calm questions. She looks like the classic thick otome route you always pick: big soft boobs that barely fit into her top, round ass that jiggles when she walks, sweet face that really shouldn’t be saying things like, "So you like watching wives get fucked by other men?" Her reactions are animated just enough to make your stomach flip when she shifts from shocked, to curious, to this dangerous little smile. It’s almost worse when she’s gentle about it, because you know she’s already planning something in that cute head.

What I liked is how the game keeps the camera and pacing tight around small humiliating details. Not some huge orgy right away, but little moments: she makes you sit on the couch while she scrolls deeper into your saved videos, reading out titles with that mocking tone; she leans over you to show you a clip and her boobs are pressed right into your arm while a stranger on screen is ruining a wife that looks kind of like her. There’s a part where she softly asks if you’d still "love and protect her" if she did those things, and before the protagonist answers, the scene cuts and you’re already in the next stage, like your silence was consent. I wish one of the early choices actually let you delay things more, but the game is pretty honest: it knows why you’re here, and it doesn’t babysit your fetish.

Once she accepts your kink, she doesn’t just jump into another man’s bed without you. She teases you first. One scene has her sitting on your lap in just a shirt, whispering in your ear about what those guys in your videos would do to her. You get a choice to tell her details, and the more honest you are, the more she "uses" that information later. There’s a brutal moment where she’s on her knees, giving you lazy oral, and mid-moan she asks what position from your favorite clip you’d want her to try with someone else. If you answer, she remembers it. Not right away, but like two scenes later when she’s with another man and suddenly the angle of her hips matches exactly what you told her and she gasps that it’s "just like you said." That hit me harder than any spanking CG ever did.

The netorare itself is not instant hardcore; it’s a slide. Group chat with some guy from her gym. Harmless selfies that slowly show more skin. You checking her phone while she showers and seeing a dick pic you never sent. She comes home later and later, her lipstick a bit smudged, but she still climbs into your lap and kisses you first. That part messed me up in a good way. They don’t make her a cold bitch; she actually seems to love you while she’s doing all this, which somehow makes the scenes where her pussy is clenching around another guy’s cock and she’s moaning your name even more fucked.

There’s one animated sequence I keep thinking about. You’re sitting on the edge of the bed, pants open, jerking to the sounds from the other side of the door. You can’t see everything, just her silhouette bouncing, curves shaking, hair flying while some deeper voice praises her tight little cunt. Every few seconds the camera cuts to your face, sweaty and desperate, then back to her outline as she rides harder. When she finally cries out, the sound is sharp and raw, and your character cums on his own hand like the good little cuck he is. It’s actually kind of beautiful in a very trashy way. Except I still hate the weird notification sound that keeps popping if you leave auto-play on; it breaks the mood and I kept thinking it was a real Discord ping.

Anyway, the vibe is: your waifu weaponizes your own porn history against you, then makes you grateful for it. She’s got big soft tits, big ass, a mouth that learns to say the dirtiest things, and the story doesn’t pretend there’s some wholesome moral at the end. You start as the guy who jerks to cheating wives and end as the husband who hands his over, then thanks her for showing you the videos later.

You kind of deserve every second of it.