Snake Siemen is such a dumb name that it kinda works, which is the whole vibe of this game anyway. You’re basically Talon’s horny intern, except Doomfist actually trusts you with something ridiculous: break D.Va. Not just capture, not just fuck, but twist her from cutesy idol pilot into Talon’s personal cock-hungry asset. The story pretends to be serious sci-fi for like two minutes, then you’re already in a room with D.Va strapped down, squirming, still talking shit and trying to act brave while you decide if you’re going to go soft psychological route or straight-up “you’re mine now” brainwashing. I liked that her voice has that annoyed, bratty pitch, like a streamer forced to shill some crappy mobile game, but under it you can hear a little shake when Snake starts touching her without asking. The moans shift from “ugh, don’t touch me” to “f-fuck, don’t stop” pretty slowly and it’s actually hot as hell watching (and hearing) her get rewired day by day. Sometimes she sounds too clean, though, like the mic is high quality but the emotion is not always there. Still, when she gasps your name during a forced blowjob scene and there’s this wet choked sound as you push deeper, I had to pause the game and just breathe for a second.

What made me stick around is how mean you’re allowed to be without the game flinching. You can keep her in that tight Talon bodysuit just so your hands have more material to grab while you grope her tits and ass, fingers digging in while you whisper trash into her ear, and then flip straight into a mind control trigger where her eyes glaze over and her voice goes flat, like she’s reading a sponsor script. “Talon-sama, please use my throat.” It sounds so silly written out but in context, with that slightly fake idol voice trying to act obedient, it hits hard. The Widowmaker and Sombra stuff sneaks up later, which is funny, because the first time Sombra shows up she basically hijacks your fun and you have this three-way power struggle: you, her, and D.Va’s brain. There’s a scene where Sombra is pressing D.Va’s head down on your cock, talking in that smug voice, while you feel D.Va’s tongue hesitate, then slowly give in. The audio there is great, lots of sloppy sounds, little gagging, that muffled whine when you grab her hair and drive her all the way to the base. I wish Widowmaker had more interesting lines instead of just cool assassin porn talk, but whatever, her cold tone when she calls D.Va “Talon’s little toy” had me rewinding on VLC like three times.

The domination vibe is very clearly from the male side, no confusion here. You’re not some nice guy, you’re basically HR’s worst nightmare with a budget and a private cell. There’s corruption, there’s conditioning, you press her against cold walls, you make her kneel, you reward her with your cum like it’s a promotion. At one point you use a command phrase and she drops mid-sentence, falls to her knees and starts unzipping your pants like it’s the most natural thing in the world, mumbling that she “needs to serve Talon properly” while her lips wrap around you. That line reading is a bit stiff, but the way her breathing speeds up when you grab her head and hold her there is the good stuff. It’s not subtle. It’s not sweet. It feels like some cursed mobile porn game ad that actually followed through on the fantasy it teased, instead of bait and switch. And yeah, it’s totally wrong, and that’s exactly why it sticks in your head long after you close the browser and pretend to check Outlook.

Guy just wants to chill at home with his phone, scroll a bit of Twitter, maybe lose another match in Clash Royale, and then suddenly this hot red-eyed assassin-mom type walks into his life and basically says: “I need a fake boyfriend. I’ll do anything.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle about it. One second you’re some random dude, the next you’re staring at this Spy x Family parody version of Yor who is way too polite, way too shy, and somehow also ready to sleep with you to keep her cover. It’s like the anime if someone removed the brakes, the kid, the husband, and left only horny awkward tension.

The whole thing runs as a sandbox dating sim on your phone, so it kind of feels like you’re texting and hanging out with her instead of being dragged through a long VN script. You tap around the apartment, poke at her routines, pick dumb dialogue options just to see if she blushes or offers to “repay” you again for something tiny, like buying her a coffee. Sometimes you choose a line that looks innocent, and suddenly you’re in a sex scene where she’s on top, trying way too hard to act like a normal girlfriend while riding you raw. Fully animated, by the way, with this slightly janky 3D look that somehow makes it hotter because it feels like a bootleg porn clip your friend sent on Telegram. Her body language looks a bit off in some loops, but then her tits bounce in just the right moment and your brain stops caring.

What I liked is how the “romance” and the porn keep tripping over each other. You can play the nice supportive partner who helps her practice her cover story, teaches her how to act more casual in public, asks about her missions, all that. She gets clingy, genuinely tender, apologizes for using you, kisses you like she actually loves you. And out of nowhere she’ll whisper something like, “I must satisfy my boyfriend, right?” and you’re back in vaginal sex with her moaning like she’s trying not to alert the neighbors. There are little choices where you decide if you push her harder, treat her more like a sex tool, or try to protect her, and the vibe in the scenes shifts. Same bed, different Yor. One path, she begs for your cum because she’s terrified to lose the fake relationship; on another, she’s more confident, still goofy, still stabbing dudes on the side, but she’s the one pulling you by the collar and using your cock to unwind after a mission.

The spy part is barely there, just small dialogue lines and some outfits, but somehow that makes it funnier. She shows up in lingerie that looks like someone tried to design “stealth underwear” in Photoshop at 3% opacity. There’s this one moment where you come home, she’s in an apron cooking, and if you play it right, it goes from domestic slice-of-life to her bending over the counter with cum dripping down her thighs while she insists dinner will not get cold. I got annoyed that you can’t poke at every single background object, like there’s a knife set just begging for some spy roleplay and the game does nothing with it, but I kept tapping it anyway like a monkey. Also, the mobile interface is pretty good until your thumb hits the skip button by accident in the middle of a really good loop and you want to scream, but whatever. You reload, pick a slightly different choice, and suddenly she reacts another way, blushes deeper, or starts calling you by some cheesy petname that somehow works. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy in the best way, like watching a fan-made porn edit of Yor that suddenly remembers it can let you decide what she does next.

You start as this scrawny kid who basically got fucked by life before he even hit puberty. Happy little home, mom who actually cares, then some random pirate bastards show up, burn everything, and steal her away like she’s just another treasure chest. He grows up with that hole in his chest, clinging to this “justice” idea, so he joins the marines thinking he’s gonna be a hero. Of course that goes to shit. The game doesn’t waste time pretending the marines are noble. You find out they’re corrupt as hell, they use people, they throw innocents away, and you’re just another disposable grunt. That whole part actually hits harder than I expected in a porn game. One moment you’re chasing promotion, next moment you’re watching “justice” torture someone and you realize you’re the bad guy. Then he flips the table and goes full pirate. Not the Luffy idiot kind, more like “I’ll use this world’s filth to get my mom back and have fun while I’m at it” kind of pirate.

And his fun? Yeah, that’s where the akuma-no-mi comes in. It’s this weird fruit that takes forever to awaken, then suddenly you’re controlling desire like it’s another limb. Not boring mind control, more like you twist reality just a bit and push people right to the edge where they want to be used. So when he picks up his “crew” made entirely of One Piece girls, it’s basically every horny fanfic from old forums mashed together, but actually interactive. Nami acting bitchy and money hungry but melting when you push her into a corner and make her pay her “debt” with a sloppy titfuck on the captain’s chair. Robin, all calm and clever, letting you tie her up and pretend you’re interrogating a dangerous criminal while your hands are everywhere, from her huge tits to her ass, and she’s trying to keep a straight face and failing. Nojiko with that fake tough attitude, straddling you for a slow, wet vaginal ride after a long argument where she pretends she doesn’t want it. Mozu being the surprise favorite, by the way, because there’s this one voyeurism scene where you catch her masturbating in a storage room, whispering your name, thinking you’re not around. You can walk away like a gentleman or just step out, grab her by the hair, and finish what she started. Guess which one I picked. The game loves teasing that choice thing, like a low budget “choose your own adventure” but with way more cum and way less dignity.

The tone jumps between adventure story and straight up pervy as hell. One moment you’re sailing after rumors of the Straw Hats, the next you’re balls deep in some crazy group scene with Nami, Robin and Nojiko taking turns on your cock while the others watch through a crack in the door. The akuma-no-mi lets you push them into stuff they’d “never do” in the original anime, so you get anal drills, messy creampies, tentacle bullshit with sea kings you bait on purpose, toys shoved where they shouldn’t fit, even some heavy female domination moments where Nami literally rides your face and tells you a “real captain” should know how to serve. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you’re in the middle of a dramatic revelation about your mother and suddenly it cuts to a footjob scene on the deck, toes wrapped around your shaft while you’re trying to care about the plot. Also, whoever decided to make the main character a virgin at the start but then instantly turns him into this sex god after the fruit awakens clearly has never touched a real human body. And I swear, the little UI camera icon for voyeur scenes is like two pixels too far to the right and it drives me insane every time. But when you’re watching Nami and Robin go full lesbian on each other, tongues deep, fingers everywhere, your brain kinda forgets to complain. The game knows exactly what it is: a messy fantasy where justice is fake, pirates are hot, and every big ass and big tits in this universe eventually ends up sweating and moaning under you, or on top of you, or around you, or all three at once.

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