Naruto Shippuden: Rise of the Yugure feels like someone grabbed a horny fanfic thread from a dead forum, stuffed it into a visual novel, then said “yeah, good enough, now make Hinata beg.” It’s rough, it’s weird, dialog sometimes reads like Google Translate had a stroke, and I kinda loved that. You click through scenes, make little choices, watch the cast you grew up with stop pretending they’re about ninja honor and start acting like they’re trapped in a porn loop. Story tries to be serious at first, with this whole “Yugure” thing and danger and blah blah, then two lines later Hinata’s blushing so hard you know exactly where the plot is actually going. The contrast is stupid in a fun way. One second they talk about threats to the village, next second Naruto hits sexy jutsu and you’re staring at his “alternate” form wondering why this wasn’t canon already.

The girls get a lot of focus. Way more than the fights. Hinata’s the obvious star, all shy and loyal and then suddenly on her knees like she’s been waiting for this since the Chunin Exams. Sakura flips between fake tough kunoichi and frustrated perv who finally snaps, and when she snaps, she really snaps. You get those scenes where she’s arguing with Naruto, then the camera just refuses to look above the chest anymore, and suddenly you’re making a choice that decides if she rides him angry or soft. Ino, though, has that pure slutty energy the anime always teased but never let happen. The game leans into mind stuff in a way that’s honestly pretty dirty, like she uses her powers less for spying and more for making sure nobody remembers who started the orgy. Feels a bit mean, in a hot way. Dialog during sex is messy, sometimes outright broken English, and I weirdly liked that too, it sounds like a hentai fansub from way back, where “I will cum you” was considered acceptable English. Sometimes the moaning lines repeat and you’re like, ok, we get it, she’s “so full,” calm down.

Naruto himself is just chaos. Stupid, horny chaos. One moment he’s trying to act like some important hero, then he tosses a joke about seeing Sakura’s panties at the worst time and the scene flips from tension to foreplay. When sexy jutsu hits, it’s over; everyone loses their dignity and the VN leans right into it, gives you long shots, dirty angles, and a lot of “oops, we stayed too long on that close-up” energy. It doesn’t really care about pacing. Some routes feel rushed, others drag, like that one conversation with Hinata that keeps looping little variations before it finally admits, yeah, she just wants to get railed. Choices matter just enough to make you save scum like a goblin, trying to unlock the filthiest branch while pretending you still care about the village being in danger. It’s not polished, it’s not subtle, sometimes character logic just breaks for the sake of one more wild CG, but the game knows what it is: a horny Naruto parody where ninja skills exist mostly so clothes come off in creative ways. And honestly, that’s exactly the kind of trash my brain likes after doomscrolling TikTok all day.

Konosuba: The Harem Adventures feels like someone took the original anime, spilled horny fanfic all over it, then decided, “yeah, this is fine” and clicked publish. You wake up as the usual unlucky dumbass hero in Axel, tossed into another world where monster girls want to kill you, then ride you, then maybe both at the same time. The game pretends to be about quests and turn based combat and all that, but everyone knows why your mouse is hovering over Aqua’s tits instead of the “attack” button. Half the time you’re joking with her about her useless goddess act, then the next scene she is on her knees, drool on her chin, eyes rolled back in perfect ahegao while you think, “yeah, this is exactly what she deserves.” The writing leans into the humiliation, the teasing, the whole “she’s divine but still choking on your dick” thing without blinking. It is not subtle. It is not trying to be.

Then there is Darkness, who looks like a walking BDSM fantasy and acts like someone switched her brain with a masochistic attack dog. The game really plays with that. You pick a “normal” romantic answer and she somehow twists it into “please degrade me more.” During combat she is supposed to be your tank, taking hits from monsters, but the game keeps cutting to little animations where she is basically cumming from pain, armor sliding off, ass taking up half the screen. It is funny at first, then hot, then slightly pathetic, which is also kind of hot if you are honest. And in town, when you go into the more sandbox parts, you can push her a bit further every time: a “training” session that starts with standard handjob and ends in anal with her begging you to hit her harder, while the scene keeps that goofy Konosuba humor. It never lets you forget this is a parody, but it also doesn’t shy away from being straight up filthy. Same with Megumin: she is obsessed with explosions, obviously, but here her climax is treated like a literal blast, with the build up in combat turning into sexual build up in her private events, including a scene where she has you pinned, riding you with this unhinged grin, moaning about “releasing it all at once” like she is talking about magic. The game knows exactly what it is doing.

Outside the main trio, the game broadens into pure harem chaos. There is the milf innkeeper who looks like she walked out of some cheap porn ad on the side of a pirate site, but her scenes are shockingly tender for a game that also gives you a succubus who basically turns you into a walking cum dispenser if you are not careful with your choices. The succubus events are surprisingly mechanical too, tied to your combat progress and “energy” in a way that can really screw your runs if you let her drain you dry in one of those animated footjobs or slow, teasing oral sessions where she pretends she is doing you a favor. There is light incest teasing from one of the new girls that made me roll my eyes, because it goes right to that line and dances on it longer than needed, but the game clearly knows its audience and doesn’t apologize. Some routes feel like a dating sim with actual romance, some like pure porn logic, and sometimes the same girl flips between genuine warmth and cartoonish ahegao in the span of one conversation. It can be whiplash. Still, the mix of teasing, exhibitionism in town events, and little scenes where the male protagonist is clearly still a virgin at heart trying to act like a harem king gives it this strange, almost honest undercurrent. He is not a noble hero, he is just a horny isekai loser who somehow ended surrounded by big tits, big asses, a few monster girls, and way too many chances to make the worst possible choice. Which, to be fair, is kind of the point.

It’s one of those games that pretends to be a soft, warm slice-of-life thing and then suddenly you’re in the middle of something that feels way too personal. The catgirl moves like she knows you’re staring - those little idle animations where she adjusts her top or flicks her tail, they get under your skin. You think it’s just another anime-style “simulator,” but no, the rhythm of it pulls you into this weird trance. There’s an AI-driven bit with her reactions, and sometimes she blushes at the wrong time, and that glitchy timing makes it hotter somehow. Like she’s trying to hide how much she wants it but the code betrays her.

The story pretends to care about unemployment and government programs, but nobody’s here for paperwork roleplay. There’s that moment - when you wake up, half-naked, and she’s hovering over you, ears twitching - and the dialogue stutters between sweet and filthy so fast it actually feels real. I swear the sound design deserves more credit; you can hear her breathing change when you choose the rougher response. The titfuck scene (yeah, that one) has this odd rhythm mismatch between animation loops, but your brain fills the gaps. And I hate that I noticed the lighting bug in the corner while also completely ignoring it because - well, priorities.

And yeah, maybe the game tries too hard to balance “romance” with raw lust. It doesn’t need to. When it leans into the messy stuff - her mewling during oral, the wet slap of skin when you’re losing control - it stops pretending to be polite. That’s when it works. That’s when it stops being a simulator and starts being something embarrassingly intimate. Still, I wish they’d fix the text speed option; it skips lines right before the creampie animation sometimes. But whatever. You’ll forget that quick enough once she looks up, cum dripping from her chin, eyes wide and empty-bright. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

There’s this skinny anime brunette with big eyes and those silly cute pigtails, already breathing hard, riding some faceless guy. It starts like you just opened one more throwaway hentai clip, nothing special, just sticky moans, thighs shaking, his hands on her waist while she keeps dropping down on his cock like she really wants that load. No romance, no build up, just straight “fill me up” energy. When he finally blows inside her, you actually see the cum shoot deep, there’s this extra second where her belly twitches and her face locks in that “oh fuck” expression. And then the game flips you from horny spectator into a tiny swimmer that was just inside his balls a moment ago. It’s a weird feeling, like you were jerking to the guy, not the girl, even though you weren’t.

Suddenly you are that one sperm. No tutorial spam, no giant popups, it just throws you into the tube, like those old-school flash games that hated your hand-eye coordination. You just control this tiny white swimmer trying to reach her ovum, sliding through these narrow fleshy tunnels. The walls don’t look like medical textbook stuff, more like soft pink obstacles that almost feel wet just from the way they curve. Touch them and you’re dead, reset, back at the starting spurt. That restart hits harder than it should, because each time you fail, you’re imagining the rest of the cum just dripping out of her uselessly while your “chosen one” keeps crashing like an idiot. You try to keep it smooth, little micro movements, your mouse or trackpad feels suddenly too big for that tiny path. It’s bullshit sometimes, because the hitbox feels a bit fatter than the sperm itself. I swear I brushed a wall by a pixel and still exploded. I was half horny, half mad at my monitor.

The funny part is how your brain keeps flipping between porn and challenge mode. You start a run while still thinking about her panting and clutching the sheets, but three seconds later you’re leaning in, swearing at a little white tadpole like it owes you money. The clock at the top keeps ticking, daring you to be “faster” which, in a sex context, is actually the opposite of what you want, but here it works. When you finally nail a clean run and glide into that ovum, there’s this tiny pop of contact, and in your head you just know her womb is now officially hijacked. No giant pregnancy belly cutscene, no epic fanfare, just the simple, dirty idea that you are the one that stuck inside her, out of millions of wasted brothers. Ridiculous, but it makes that short loop strangely addictive. Every time I close the tab I think “yeah that was enough”, then remember how close I was to beating my last time and suddenly I’m back, trying to guide my overconfident little swimmer into her again like some cursed mobile game you keep on your phone next to WhatsApp and TikTok, pretending it’s just another puzzle app.