Batman with a hard-on is already a funny thought, but this thing leans into it like a horny drummer who only knows one beat and just keeps hitting that snare. You open the game and it’s basically: here, have this chunky, veiny Dark Knight, already hard like a brick, and your job is not to save Gotham, it’s to make sure he doesn’t waste a single drop. There’s no slow burn, no teasing origin story, it starts straight in the mess: Batwoman bent over or on her knees, Harley crashing the party with that smug dirty smile, and the only real question is where you want the cum to land. The whole “buttons in the corner” thing feels very old-school Flash, like those forbidden tabs you’d hide behind an Excel sheet at work. You tap one icon and suddenly Batwoman is swallowing him down, her lips stretched cartoon-tight, another click and she’s getting pounded from behind so hard the cape might as well be a flag.

What I loved is how the game pretends it’s about reaching 100% pleasure, like it’s some kind of emotional journey, and then the actual rhythm is just you spamming the same position, squinting at a little bar creeping up while Batman jackhammers someone’s ass like a metronome. There’s this tiny moment when you switch from oral to anal and the sound pops slightly wrong, like someone dropped a drumstick on the floor during live recording. I replayed that part more than I should, not even for the sex, just to hear that stupid click sound. The facial shots are the real payoff though: if you time it right, the bar hits 100% and he explodes all over Batwoman’s face, white stuff dripping down her chin, eyes half-closed, and it’s gross and hot and also hilariously blunt. Sometimes I’d deliberately miss the “ideal” moment, just to see how broken the animation would look if he started unloading too soon, like he got overexcited the second Harley walked into frame. It looks buggy as hell, but in a way that feels kinda honest, like the devs were horny first and careful second. There’s no complex combo system, no deep branching paths, just you, some dirty buttons, capped teeth clenching around a bat-dick, and facials that hit like the last crashing cymbal in a sloppy punk track. Every orgasm feels slightly off-beat, which somehow makes it better.

Harley in this game feels like somebody ripped her right out of a horny Tumblr blog and dropped her straight into a very fucked up Arkham nightshift. It is technically “hospital”, but nobody is curing anything here, except maybe frustration. Whole thing plays like a POV porn where you are the only sane person in the building and she is absolutely not helping your mental health. She leans into the camera, tongue out, that mocking smile, like she did three lines of chaos before clocking in. From my gender studies brain I keep thinking “okay, here we go again, messy fetish of the bad girl in chains,” but then she wraps her lips around the cock and suddenly my theory turns into background noise and I am just staring at the way her eyes roll a bit when she takes it deeper. It is almost rude how effective it is.

The blowjob scenes are the real anchor. She starts playful, lots of spit, kind of teasing, rubbing you along her cheek like she is comparing your size with some invisible chart only she can see. You control the pace a bit, but honestly it feels like she is the one steering. There is this moment where she chokes slightly, wipes her mouth with her thumb, giggles, and then just goes back down with more determination like it is a personal challenge. From feminist lens, it is that classic porn contradiction: she is “submissive” in position, but the whole vibe screams “I decide how this goes.” She stares up, eyebrows raised, almost like she asks, is this what you wanted, bats? Sometimes I hate how good that kind of gaze works on me. Also, small complaint: the sound of the sucking sometimes goes a bit too wet, like someone close to their mic on Telegram voice note. Not a big thing, but once I noticed it, my brain did a little side-eye and then never came back to fix that thought.

Then the switch to riding is where the power flips again, even if the script pretends it is the same. She climbs on, front first, ass tight, bouncing in this rhythm that is not exactly realistic, but it matches the dirty cartoon logic of her character. She uses your chest as some kind of balance bar, grinding and lifting, cock disappearing inside her, and every time she drops all the way down there is this tiny pause at the bottom, like her body is saying, “yeah, keep me there.” Later when she turns around and you get that full ass view, it slides from playful to almost mean. She arches her back like she knows this angle will short-circuit half the audience, then lets you push into her ass, very deliberate, no fake shyness. Anal here is not framed as something forbidden or punished; it is more like two freaks in Arkham finally admitting what they wanted from the start. She groans when you go deeper, not high-pitched porn princess noise, but rougher, more like she is annoyed at how good it feels. Then the creampie hits and she barely reacts at first, just that slight shiver and lazy smirk, as if getting filled is the most normal thing that happens in this asylum. From gender politics side, it is messy, objectifying, full of clichés, and at the same time she keeps stealing control back with every smirk and hip roll. I opened it thinking I will just “analyze representation,” and instead ended up quietly watching her ride my perspective like it owes her rent.

Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy have a wicked plan to trap Batman by covering him in their irresistible love fluids. He tries to hold back, but the scent and touch pull him deeper into their web.

Once ensnared, it's not just about temptation - it's about raw, unfiltered desire taking over. You get to dive into every sinful detail: from the slickness of their skin to the desperate moans echoing in the dark.

The dynamic between the blonde Harley Quinn’s wild abandon, the sultry brunette Catwoman’s cunning moves, and the fiery redhead Poison Ivy’s intoxicating allure makes for a thrilling ride. It’s not just about Batman getting overwhelmed; it’s about joining in the chaos, indulging in the threesome heat, and pushing limits.

Gordon might be lurking in the background, but here, the spotlight is on raw, carnal energy between these iconic figures. Whether you’re drawn to the big tits bouncing under tight leather or the slick cumshots marking their conquest, this full version delivers everything you crave.

If you’ve ever imagined what happens when Batman’s toughest foes turn their seduction all the way up, this is your playground. So grab control, dive into the madness, and fuck your way through the night with Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy - because Batman simply can’t resist, and neither will you.