You start as this broke professor dumped in a “summer retreat” full of girls who all look like they escaped from horny Instagram. Thick asses in tight shorts, tits barely staying in their tops, everything bouncing like crazy when they run around. At first it looks like a normal camp job: check schedules, organize activities, pretend to be responsible. Then the game hits you with the confidence thing. Suddenly every conversation feels like a small power trip. You pick a bolder line and the girl’s eyes change, she blushes, she leans closer, and you feel that little “oh shit, this works” moment. It feels dirty in a fun way, like you’re getting away with something you absolutely should not do at your workplace, ever.

The camp itself is not just a background. You actually run the place, or at least try. You juggle training sessions, events, money, upgrades, trying to keep things running while also chasing pussy like a complete degenerate. I was checking a budget screen while one of the girls is texting me in-game about “private yoga practice,” and I swear I forgot what I was supposed to improve in the camp because my brain went straight to imagining her bent over the mat. The game loves to tease you like that: you try to focus on numbers and schedules, it slips you a scene where a camper shows up in your office in a wet swimsuit, sits down with her legs open just a bit too wide, and asks for “extra help” with her confidence. It is not subtle. At all. Sometimes it feels almost too easy to push them from shy to slutty, but then again, it is porn, not a TED talk.

Sex scenes come in slow, like they actually build some mood first. You start with touching, a bit of flirting, some corrupt little choices, and next thing you know you’re balls deep in a girl with huge tits pressed against the desk while she tries not to scream because other campers are outside. A lot of the fun for me is how greedy the game lets you be. You grab one girl, then another, then suddenly there is a group of them basically orbiting you like you are the only dick in the whole world. You go from “sir, I’m nervous at this camp” to “please use my ass too” in a way that feels wrong in the best way. Sometimes the management parts slow me down when I only want to see someone with a massive ass getting railed, but then a short scene happens where two girls argue over who gets to stay in your room, and I forget to be annoyed and just lean back like, yeah, this is exactly the kind of trash I came for.

A horny Martian crashing on Earth to flirt with half the Overwatch roster should not work this well, but it kind of does, in a trashy cocktail way. You play this very unapologetic male traveler who drops into a sci‑fi parody world that looks like someone’s Overwatch folder and Pornhub search history had a child, and that child learned sarcasm from Twitter. The tone is playful and stupid in a good way: the writing knows exactly what it is, a dating sim where you romance heroes you’ve already masturbated to, just now with more jokes and actual routes. One scene with D.Va had me pause my Spotify because I wanted to hear the little voice lines and teasing properly. She talks to you like a cocky streamer who knows she has you on a leash, then flips into surprisingly soft mode after you pick the right dialogue. It feels less like “here is sex scene number 1” and more like you bullied your way through her chat and somehow ended up in her bed. Completely unrealistic, but who cares.

What I liked most is how the game treats the girls as characters before it turns them into porn poses, even if the porn is absolutely the point. Mercy does this fake professional thing at first, like she is about to scold you for existing, and then just melts when you push the romance options hard enough. There is one moment where she is explaining something very medical and important, and the camera is slowly sliding lower, like your brain does when someone with big tits starts talking about “vital signs”. Pharah is the opposite energy, more stoic but also low key the biggest perv once you hit the right trigger, and the scene with her using a toy on you while keeping that soldier attitude was honestly my favorite, because it’s both funny and hot. Mei’s route feels a bit lighter and more comedic, with a lot of humor around her body and that big ass, like the artist really, really loves drawing her thighs almost more than the actual sex. Almost. The 2D art is messy in places, but in a good way, like horny sketchbook energy; some angles are awkward, then you get one frame of Ana giving a handjob with this tired MILF gaze and it looks like a painting you’d hide in a secret folder on your Google Drive. The mobile version feels natural too, tapping through choices one‑handed while the other hand is busy, and the pacing of oral to vaginal to toy play actually respects that rhythm. I wish one UI button was placed a bit higher, it keeps making me misclick during a climax scene with Juno, and it annoys the hell out of me every single time, but then I get distracted because Iggy shows up with this smug grin and the game throws another joke in your face. It’s dirty, kind of stupid, sometimes romantic in a clumsy way, and it looks like it was made by someone who really loves these characters, not just their boobs, even if the boobs are absolutely the main camera target.

Infinity Crisis Island feels like someone mashed together horny fanart from Reddit, a Ren’Py starter project, and a beach episode from every Marvel/DC cartoon, then forgot to put on the brakes. You’re the owner of this stupidly nice beach house on a tropical island, and heroes from both universes just kind of… show up. Not with epic plots, not with world saving, just with tight bikinis and way too much pent-up energy. The first one to crash at your place is She-Hulk, and she’s exactly the kind of big green problem you don’t try to fix. Thick ass, huge tits squeezed in a swimsuit that looks like it lost the fight, muscles everywhere, but the game leans hard into her being chill and playful instead of just “angry monster lady”. It’s not subtle at all, and that’s part of the fun. You pick your character, slap a name on him, and start trying to talk your way into her pants, and the writing is simple but horny in a very direct way. No long fake-deep monologues, just choices like “be a cocky bastard” or “pretend you’re a gentleman” and hoping she likes that vibe.

The UI looks like classic Ren’Py stuff, very basic, but it runs smooth on both laptop and phone. I tested it in Chrome on Android while pretending to “check Slack” and it never lagged or broke. Dialog pops fast, the click-to-advance pace feels good when you’re one-handed and impatient. The art is honestly the main reason to stay. She-Hulk is drawn thick as hell, with that big green ass taking half the screen sometimes, and there’s this funny contrast of comic-book cosplay and outright porn. You get kissing scenes that start kind of sweet, then just escalate into handjob under the swimsuit, then blowjob with drool everywhere, then full-on pussy pounding and creampies that leave her looking used but still teasing you. The game doesn’t shy away from cum shots at all; there’s plenty of white mess, mouth full, tits covered, thick ropes sliding down abs. Titfucks are there too, and not the lazy “two frames and done” kind. She pushes her huge boobs together, your cock slides between, and the camera angle sells the fantasy way better than I expected for a parody VN.

What actually surprised me is how the choices mess with the mood. You can play her like some raging monster who just wants to be fucked hard, or lean into her being laid back and flirty, and the sex scenes adjust their tone. Same positions, same basic events, but the way she talks changes a lot. Sometimes she’s talking shit, calling you out on being a perv, sometimes she’s more like “yeah, I needed this, keep going”, and that does a lot for the vibe. The game also likes to tease you with wrong answers that don’t fully lock you out, just slow things down, which is actually hotter in some routes. There’s one moment where you go from joking banter on the beach to her pinning you to the couch and grinding that big green pussy on your cock through your trunks, and it feels earned because of how you talked to her before. It’s still simple, it’s not Persona, but for a short horny parody it hits way better than it has any right to. Just don’t expect any deep narrative about superheroes or some multiverse crisis. The “crisis” is basically “can your dick keep up with a green amazon who wants anal, a creampie, and maybe a second round if you don’t talk like an idiot.” And honestly, that’s enough.

Keigo coming back to town already feels like cheap porn setup, and this game just leans into it without pretending otherwise. You load it up on your phone, see that familiar orange-haired dude with his smug domestic life, and right away you know what lane this goes to. Ichigo has the house, the job, the hot wife with huge tits making small talk in the kitchen, and you are literally the extra guy on the couch. The funny thing is how the game really makes you sit in that loser role. Early on you are just walking around as Keigo, opening menus, checking basic stats, doing small jobs, feeling broke, while Orihime is in the background being sweet and soft and stacked like two watermelons trying to escape her shirt. The animations kick in slowly, not instantly, and that weird delay actually made the first proper lewd scene hit harder than I expected. One moment you are just helping her in the kitchen, next moment your brain is going, "oh fuck, I should not want my friend's wife bent over that table like this," and the game goes, "too late, idiot," and the scene starts flowing.

The corruption vibe is handled more through gradual choices and repeated scenes than any complicated system. You flirt a bit, you stare too long at her ass while she leans forward to clean the table, there is this tiny animated jiggle that honestly got way more of my attention than the big events later. Like, who the hell animates the little side-bounce of her tits when she just turns around to pass you tea? That one stupid motion made me replay the same moment in the gallery more than the full-on sex scenes. And yet, when it actually reaches fucking, they do not hold back. You get the straight vaginal sex with Orihime that starts all guilty and nervous, with her trying to whisper that "Ichigo might come back," then frames cut tighter and tighter until you are literally seeing your dick vanish inside her, white cream pouring out while she shakes. Creampies are not teased, they are just shown full center. Then later, when that line is crossed, she starts dressing differently around you, like the dev is going "ok, she is corrupted now, you broke the dams, go nuts." Not very subtle, but this is porn, not Shakespeare.

What really sells the parody angle for me is how all the other girls show up like some scuffed gacha pool in a bootleg mobile game. You wander a bit more, boom, Rukia in casual clothes acting all strict while your choices push her into compromising situations. Rangiku just appears with this insane stacked chest that looks like the artist was angry at gravity. Yoruichi shows up like a cheat code you accidentally triggered, suddenly naked in catlike poses, animated with this lazy confidence that screams "you are not worthy but I'm bored, so fine." Netorare fans will probably be grinning, because Keigo might be the thief here, but the game never lets you forget that these women are, in some way, attached to Ichigo's orbit. Every time his name drops in the middle of a sex scene, it adds that dirty little stab of "ok, this is fucked," especially when Orihime moans and mentions him while you are the one balls deep. It is messed up, and then five seconds later you are spamming the continue button to see if the next unlock shows more of Rangiku's ass in motion. The 2D animations are not perfect, there are a few loops that look slightly awkward if you stare too long, but then the angle changes and suddenly you are just focused on the way her big ass bounces on Keigo's lap and your inner critic shuts up. I wish the game let you tweak more minor stuff like text speed or let you mute Ichigo's existence for one route, but that is never going to happen and maybe it should not. The whole sick little charm here is that you are the side character stealing the main hero's happy endings, one creampie at a time.