Nothing about this game feels shy. It basically throws you into this messy sci-fi city where everyone is hot, slightly broken in the head, and way too horny for their own good. You’re this guy who somehow keeps ending up in girls’ memories, like you’re scrolling through their hidden photo folder but it’s alive and talking and pressing its tits against you. One moment you’re in some neon back alley with Ellen whose boobs are so big the camera can barely keep them on screen, the next you’re stuck in Miyabi’s weird fantasy zone where she pretends everything is “for the mission” while she grinds her huge ass on your lap and calls it “combat evaluation”. It’s not subtle. I like that. Porn games that pretend they’re innocent are annoying. Here, the dick is big, the girls are stacked, everyone knows why we’re here, and it just leans into it with a stupid grin.

What I didn’t expect is how the whole “memory fragment” thing actually works in scenes. Like, you’re mid fuck with Ellen, she’s on top riding you slow, talking about how she’s “just using you as stress relief”, but then the background glitches and suddenly you see this short flash of her alone in some empty lab, staring at your picture on her phone, hand between her legs. It lasts maybe two seconds, then you’re back to her moaning in your ear and pretending she doesn’t care. That hit me harder than the actual blowjob earlier where she’s drooling all over your cock and smearing lipstick on your abs. Same with Miyabi: there’s this moment in an infiltration where you’re both hiding in a locker. She pushes you against the wall, unzips you without a word, just angry eye contact, and starts stroking you way too fast like she wants to punish you for existing. Then a little memory crack pops and you see her earlier in the day rehearsing in the mirror how she’ll “casually” ask you to stay safe. It’s dumb, I know, but my chest actually hurt for a second. Then she takes you deep and chokes on it on purpose and I forgot what I was feeling. Porn with emotional lag, basically.

The game really teases you with the parody vibe too. You open it thinking “ok, horny Zenless spoof, cool”, and suddenly you realize the dev clearly spends too much time on Pixiv and not enough touching grass. The way Ellen’s tits bounce when she leans over the console to type something that absolutely doesn’t need her bending that low, or how Miyabi’s outfit looks like it lost a fight with gravity, feels like scrolling a very specific Twitter tag at 1% battery. There’s that one scene where you’re interrogating some NPC and Ellen just casually slides her hand into your pants under the table, keeps a straight face, asks about “zone stability” while slowly jerking you off, and gives this tiny smirk every time your HP bar shakes. I actually had to pause because I was opening Telegram at the same time and almost sent my friend a screenshot of her licking your cum off her fingers as a “wrong chat” moment. Also, tiny complaint: the text box sometimes covers like half of Miyabi’s ass at the exact worst time and I swear I got more annoyed at that than at any “game over”. Still, the mix of serious sci-fi nonsense with you rearranging these girls’ guts with a pornstar cock is stupid in a way that just works. It feels like someone made a horny fanfic in Google Docs, got too into it, and accidentally turned it into something you actually want to keep clicking through even after you already got off.

This thing is basically Sarada’s brain going completely horny-mode over Hinata, and the whole “story” is just an excuse to throw them together and see how far it can go. It starts kind of harmless, just Hinata being her usual soft, awkward self and Sarada staring way too long at her tits like she’s pretending to talk about training but her eyes are glued to the cleavage. The game doesn’t even try to hide it. One second you’re just watching them chat about Naruto being busy, next second, Sarada’s already popped that freaky futa bulge that looks like it should have its own chakra nature. It’s honestly funny how big they made it. It’s not just big, it’s stupid big, like “who the hell drew this and said yeah that’s fine” big. And yet it kinda works, because Hinata acts so shy at first, then starts riding it like she’s been waiting her whole life for Naruto to leave the house and never come back.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how they let you pace the action a bit. You’re not just sitting there watching a single looping scene, you click through the stages and it’s like Sarada is leveling up her corruption every step. Slow grinding, then faster, then full on “hokage’s wife getting pounded by her son’s teammate” like this is the most normal village activity. Some animations are janky as hell though. There’s a part where Hinata’s boobs jiggle like they’re trying to escape her chest and fly out of the screen, and the lip sync is basically non-existent, but then you get a close-up angle and everything suddenly feels way more polished, like they spent 3 days on that one shot and 3 minutes on the previous one. Controls are simple, just clicking your way through positions, changing speed, letting Sarada go from awkward teen to full on sex monster. At one moment you’re cheering for Sarada, “yeah, get it, queen,” and next second you’re like, “girl, calm down, you’re going to destroy her spine with that thing.” The lesbian energy between them is actually hotter than the cock half, which is wild in a futa game, but the devs clearly knew what they were doing with all the eye contact and Hinata blushing while still begging for more. There’s that classic flash-game jank, the kind of thing that makes you go “ugh whatever” and still keep clicking, because by the time Hinata’s moaning Naruto’s name while Sarada is the one rearranging her insides, you already forgot you were going to stop after “just one more scene.”

Nami and Robin on a sunny little island “vacation” with zero supervision already sounds like fanfiction that escaped from someone's secret Discord folder, and this thing basically leans all the way into that. No plot armor, no long speeches about friendship, just two pirates who are bored, horny, and way too comfortable with each other. Luffy and the rest of the idiots are off-screen doing whatever shonen boys do, and Robin just looks at Nami like, yeah, we’re not wasting this silence. The whole setup is incredibly simple: beach, water, boobs that look like they’re breaking several laws of physics, and a “hey, what if I just grow you a massive cock right now” moment. It’s the most Robin thing ever, except Oda would explode if this was canon. One second Nami is lounging around in her swimsuit, tits basically falling out on purpose, and the next she’s packing this stupidly big shaft like she’s been futa her whole life. No slow build, no shy nonsense, she’s just suddenly hung and Robin is already eyeing it like dessert.

The pacing feels like it was written by a horny teenager who skipped breakfast. Robin doesn’t even pretend to be classy. She goes full porn-brain: sliding between Nami’s boobs, stroking that huge shaft with those long fingers, licking the tip like she’s trying to taste the entire ocean. The boobjob is messy in the good way, with Nami looking half proud, half “what the hell did you just do to my body” while still thrusting into her own tits like a complete pervert. Then you get that switch, Robin dropping down and taking it in her mouth, sucking her crewmate off like a girl who’s been waiting whole arcs for this exact chance. Deep throat, sloppy spit, her lips sliding down that oversized cock while Nami’s hips twitch and she bites her lip, boobs bouncing every time she bucks forward. The game doesn’t pretend to be romantic, but ironically it kinda feels more intimate than half the “serious” hentai. They’re alone, no audience, just two pirates using each other for relief. And then when Robin gets on all fours and offers that big ass, with Nami grabbing her waist and ramming that thing in from behind, it stops being cute and goes straight into filthy. Doggy on the beach, swimsuit half pushed aside, sand, sea, big cock stretching Robin while her tits swing under her, hair all over the place, and Nami pounding like she’s angry at the Grand Line itself. Watching Robin get filled from behind while she begs for more and talks dirty is honestly way hotter than it has any right to be. Outdoor sex, creampie, everything uncensored, no annoying cutaway, just Nami stuffing her full until she’s leaking and twitching in the sand, like they just recorded the most illegal vacation sex tape that will absolutely never reach the Sunny’s Den Den Mushi, except you know it totally would.

This one feels like something ripped straight out of an early 2000s hentai site, in a good way and in a kind of trashy way at the same time. It is just a simple loop, Nami and Robin going at it on repeat, no fake story, no long build up, nothing trying to pretend it is more “classy” than it is. Nami has that thick futa cock hanging between her legs, already hard, already leaking, like the artist skipped 10 pages of setup and jumped right to the part everybody skipped to anyway. Robin’s body is all soft curves, tits bouncing everywhere, her face half between pleasure and “how the hell is that thing fitting inside me” and it just keeps going, rhythm never stopping. The motion is kind of janky if you stare too hard, like older flash loops where three frames try to fake twenty, but honestly that jank gives it charm. Feels nostalgic, like those times I was hunting for “one piece hentai flash” on some sketchy site in another browser tab while pretending to do homework on an ancient version of Firefox. The lighting is strange, her boobs almost too shiny, but that sort of cheap plastic shine is the exact thing that makes them look so dirty.

What I enjoyed most is how shameless the whole futa Nami thing is. There’s no magic fruit explanation, no science, just Nami with a big dick rearranging Robin’s insides like it was always canon. The position is very simple, Nami slamming into her from behind while Robin clings forward, tits squashed and bouncing, and every few seconds the loop hits that moment where her ass just slaps back a little harder and it looks way more intense than it probably is. That tiny detail kept catching my eye, like “oh, there it is again, that perfect frame.” The creampie part is funny too, the cum spurts look like someone used a cheap brush in Flash, white goo almost too thick, but when it starts pumping into Robin and you see her stomach twitch a bit, something in your brain just clicks, like those ancient Bleach and Naruto loops that looked kind of bad but you still watched on repeat anyway. The lesbian vibe is still there even with the dick in play, Nami’s hand sometimes cupping Robin’s boob, thumb rubbing at her nipple, which is such a minor animation but it sells the intimacy more than the actual penetration. Annoyed me a bit that the loop resets right when the cum is dripping the best, I kept waiting for just two more frames of it running down her thighs and it never comes, like an old broken GIF on some dead forum. But that frustration is also what kept me staring longer than I planned to, letting the loop recycle again and again until it started feeling like some weird hypnotic One Piece fever dream.