This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

It’s weird how this game starts like it’s pretending to care about plot. You think it’s about Tsunade gambling again, being her usual chaotic self, but nah - two minutes in and it just throws you into the mess. There’s this sense of shameless humor I kinda liked; it doesn’t even try to justify anything. She owes money, her solution involves clones, and everyone’s naked before you can blink. The sound effects are ridiculous - like someone mixed old arcade bleeps with wet noises, and somehow it works. I laughed, then got turned on, then laughed again. The rhythm feels accidental, like a loop someone forgot to trim, but that’s part of the charm. You can almost imagine some guy in 2008 coding it while blasting Eurobeat in the background.

What I didn’t expect was how expressive the faces are. Not polished, but raw in that flash‑era way where every exaggerated blink feels hand‑made. Tsunade’s boobs take up half the screen, sure, but her grin sells it more than the physics. I caught myself clicking too fast just to see if the clones would glitch out - and they did, kind of melting together mid‑animation. It’s oddly beautiful, like a broken GIF that refuses to die. The Raikage scene hits different - too fast, too much flexing, but there’s this energy, like two powerhouses trying to out‑moan each other. I remember thinking, “this shouldn’t be hot,” and yet.

Story? Barely there. But the pacing keeps you hooked, because it’s never just sex - it’s comedy wrapped around sweat. I like that it doesn’t moralize; it just exists, messy and loud. The cumshot ending lands with a splat that feels almost celebratory. Would I call it art? Maybe not. But it’s got that same rough soul as old chiptunes - imperfect loops, dirty fun, no pretense. You finish it and kinda want to replay, even though you know every beat. Maybe that’s nostalgia, or maybe I’m just into stupidly honest smut. Either way, it lingers.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.

One Piece Hentai Quiz is that kind of stupidly simple thing you open in Chrome thinking “ok, just one round” and then suddenly you’re arguing with yourself about which island came before Alabasta while staring at Nami’s tits. It’s literally a quiz about One Piece, nothing deep, nothing fancy, you just get slapped with a question, a few answers, click, next, click, next, and every time you do decent the game throws another dirty pic at you as a reward. The funny part is, if you actually watched the anime or read the manga, your horny brain is like “yeah yeah I know this” and you start speed-clicking just to see what the next image is. When you fail a question, you feel stupid in two ways: as a fan and as a perv. I missed something about a secondary character and had to stare at the same half-covered Nami shot again, like the game was punishing me for being a fake fan. It’s not even subtle. Answer right, you get more skin. Answer wrong, you get blue-balled by the same boobs on repeat.

Gallery itself is pure fanservice. Nami with ridiculous big boobs pressing against the screen, that soft round anime pussy look, Robin with her calm “I know you’re jerking off” face, some group shots where everyone is just drawn like a porn version of the crew. There is one shot with Nami kneeling where the cumshot is kind of badly placed, I swear it looks like someone was in a hurry in Photoshop, and it bugged me for way too long. There’s also that “hard mode” that acts like the game is suddenly a serious exam. Questions get more nerdy, like the stuff only people who argue on Reddit threads all day remember, and if you manage to not fuck it up, you get the extra smut. The redhead Nami facefuck animation is there as a kind of final cookie if you stay good little trivia dog. It’s short, kind of rough, with her getting throat-fucked and drooling, eyes wet, her hair bouncing a bit when she takes it deep. It felt wrong and hot at the same time, like you know it’s basically *** vibe but the way it is drawn makes it hard to pretend you’re here for anything else. I wish Robin had something animated too, but of course no, just static images for her, which sucks and also I guess keeps you wanting more, or whatever.

Weird thing, for a quiz, it sometimes feels more intense than some full visual novels. You’re rushing through answers with your dick already half hard because you saw a hint of nipple on the thumbnail preview and now you want to unlock the full version of that pic. At one point I caught myself actually slowing down, trying to remember some detail about Skypiea, just so I wouldn’t miss the last chain of images. Then later I just spam-clicked answers at random and accidentally hit a streak and still got rewarded, so the “challenge” is honestly kind of bullshit. Doesn’t matter though. If you know One Piece, it plays weird with your brain, because all those characters you saw fighting and joking are suddenly bent over, pussy spread, covered in white. Nami’s red hair pulled back while she’s being used like a toy, Robin’s long legs open, that calm pirate archeologist turned into a quiet sex doll. Some pics are soft and almost romantic, then right next to it something that looks like a rough gangbang setup, with her expression just empty enough to feel like she didn’t pick this. The game doesn’t care about tone, it just throws everything in. You answer, it moans “good job” in its own cheap way and flashes more skin at you. Honestly it’s kind of trashy. And yeah, that’s exactly why it works.