Knights of the Lust Temple feels like some horny fever dream you’d have after replaying KOTOR too much and accidentally searching the wrong tag on F95. It doesn’t even pretend to be serious about the lore. You get tossed into this janky sci‑fi Star Wars parody with a female MC who looks like the universe’s hottest space rogue, big tits, big ass, that kind of “yeah ok, fanservice won” body, and then everything just spirals. One moment you’re talking about ancient temples and crystals, next moment you’re on your knees giving oral to some smug bastard in a starship corridor while the game pretends it’s still a noble space adventure. There’s this weird mix of old school VN pacing with little nods to KOTOR, but instead of picking light side or dark side, you’re basically just picking how hard you’re going to get railed, and by who, or how many. I liked that there’s more teasing than I expected; it doesn’t jump straight to penetration every scene, you actually get that slow burn where someone is groping her through the outfit, fingers sliding under straps, the MC biting her lip, and you can feel the scene winding up. Then out of nowhere it cuts to hardcore anal or multiple penetration like “yeah, foreplay time is over, hope you stretched.”

The girls are carrying this thing. Nell and Mira and the whole Cova Nell vibe, they’ve got that mix of badass mercenary and total slut once the clothes start to fall off. There are scenes where the MC is in control, making another girl strip and masturbate while she watches, and it leans hard into the lesbian stuff, tongue between thighs, messy faces, all that. Then in other routes she’s on the back foot, pinned against a bulkhead while hands are everywhere, tits squeezed, panties shoved aside, dick shoved in raw and it goes full creampie without any sweet talk. Some of the *** moments are intense and not really softened, it’s rough, humiliation, her forced to suck and then fucked from behind while someone else takes her mouth, true group sex dogpile energy. It’s messed up, and then the game suddenly goes back to cheeky parody jokes like nothing happened, which feels crazy and kind of realistic in a broken way. The 3dcg models look good enough to get you hard, even when a pose is slightly off, and honestly the unpolished parts almost help, like you’re watching some forbidden fan project that escaped from a horny dev’s hard drive. I kept thinking “ok, one more scene then I stop” and then there’s another situation with her on a cold metal table, legs spread, one guy in her pussy, another in her ass, someone holding her head so she has to lick a wet cock while she moans around it, and I’m like yeah alright, I’m not stopping anything. There’s this tiny UI button in the corner that flickers for no reason and it annoys the shit out of me every time, and I kept staring at it while the MC is getting filled from both ends, but I still couldn’t look away from the screen.

You start as this pretty elf who looks like they should be in some noble court drama, but five minutes in you’re on your knees for a horned bastard twice your size and suddenly the “high fantasy” vibe kind of changes flavor. The game leans hard into that contrast: shiny forests, temples, old ruins, then some orc drags you behind a broken wall and uses you like he’s trying to break a training dummy. And it actually fits. The world feels like one long road where every race is horny, pissed off, or both. One moment you’re talking to a dwarf merchant about some ancient artifact, the next he’s slamming you face-first into a pile of furs, beard scratching your thighs while he fucks you like you owe him rent. It has that feeling of a porn comic that just forgot to be subtle and decided every “hello” has a 60% chance of turning into a group scene.

The interesting part is how the game keeps pretending you have control. Dialog choices feel like: “Flirt politely”, “Openly beg for it”, “Tell them to fuck off”, and all three can still end with you pinned under someone’s huge cock, just with different dirty talk on the way there. I had one scene with a draenei paladin where I tried to play proud and cold, refused his help in a fight, and lost. Woke up tied to his camp stake, his cock already hard and pressed against my ass while he told me that arrogant elves need discipline. Tried to resist again in the dialog, he just laughed and went in rough, stretching me out slow, like he wanted me to feel exactly how big he was. Zero mercy, but it never felt random. The game remembers if you acted bratty ten scenes before, and some characters treat you like a toy who needs to learn. Others like a prize that must be worshiped with tongue first, then ruined. I had a demon talk to me all gentle while swallowing me almost whole on his lap, like he was doing me a favor by rearranging my guts.

What sticks is how scenes keep escalating. You think “ok, that was the big one”, then later you get tossed into some ruined chapel with an orc, a human knight, and a horned beast waiting, and nobody is arguing who gets the first hole, they just grab you and start sharing. They pull you open like you’re made for it, one forcing your jaw wide, another shoving into your ass so hard you feel your whole body jerk, and some third bastard just uses your hand as if he owns it. It gets filthy quick, spit, sweat, cum on your face, your tits bouncing while your back arches against cold stone. And stupid detail, but the dirty talk sometimes hits way too close: being called “little elf flesh” by a snarling orc while his cock is already halfway in you is both humiliating and hot. I hate that the interface has those tiny buttons in the corner that feel like they were made for ants, but then I forget it when a minotaur presses you on your stomach, pushes your legs apart like they’re nothing, and you watch the screen fill with him stretching you to the limit, your body giving up and taking it. It’s not a polite game. It’s a “you will get used and maybe you’ll start liking it” game, and it leans into that with a grin.

You’re playing this older, tired professor who honestly just wants a quiet life, some coffee, maybe grading in peace, and instead ends up in a weird mix of horny sitcom and horny fantasy drama. It starts very normal: you’re at the university, classes, students, you know the drill. Then your best friend’s daughter arrives, moves into your place, and that’s when everything goes sideways in the fun way. She’s not just some cardboard cutout student either; she actually reacts when you act like a creep, or when you try to be a gentleman, or when you are clearly looking at her tits for too long in the kitchen. A lot of scenes are basically you pretending to focus on “her education” while your eyes are obviously stuck on her big ass in those ridiculous shorts. The game knows exactly what it’s doing with that camera. And then, right when you think it’s only going to be about her, it starts throwing monster girls and strange magic bullshit into your normal professor routine, like it’s nothing. One day you’re a guy explaining homework, next day you’re dealing with a horny creature girl who wants your dick because of some “family legacy” curse or prophecy or whatever that even the game kind of shrugs at and goes “yeah, sure, fuck it, let’s go.”

Sex-wise, it’s not shy at all. There’s regular vaginal sex when you play it safe, a lot of oral where girls take their time licking you like they’re testing a popsicle flavor, handjobs that feel like a slow tease before the “real” thing, but the game treats those as full scenes, not throwaway. Anal and pegging are there and not just as a one-time joke. You get this moment where a girl, with a very cocky smirk, pulls out a strap and basically tells the big brave male professor to kneel, and it actually fits the story because you’ve been acting all dominant before, so the role flip hits harder. If you like being in charge, there are scenes where you pin a futa/trans character down and they’re blushing hard, trying to act tough while you control the pace, but you can also let them take you, and suddenly you’re the one gripping the sheets while they pound you and whisper shit in your ear. The game is totally fine mixing male domination and female domination in the same route, so your “romance” doesn’t get stuck in one dynamic. There are furry and monster girl encounters where you’re half freaked and half turned on, especially when a big titted cat-like girl is on top of you, tail flicking, and the animation focuses on her hips grinding your cock slowly like she’s enjoying your confusion. Group sex shows up when the plot decides subtlety is overrated, and you have this one scene where you’re basically the center of a messy pile, some mouths on your cock, someone riding your face, someone else watching from the doorway, touching themselves, full voyeur vibe. The 3D animated stuff makes every thrust and bounce pretty explicit, especially with big tits wobbling and asses clapping while your character is clearly not thinking about lectures anymore. There’s even this “vanilla” mode if you want to pretend you’re normal, but honestly it feels like putting a condom on your soul.

Game feels like someone put Mass Effect on a tiny phone screen, stripped out all the self-serious drama, and said “okay, now everyone just wants to fuck the aliens”. And honestly, it kind of works. You’re the captain on a small ship, nothing fancy, and your entire “save the human race” thing keeps getting derailed because the crew has huge tits, weird skin colors, tentacle hair, and zero sense of personal space. One moment you’re checking the galaxy map, next moment Liara lookalike has you pinned to the chair, blowing you while you try to pretend you’re still talking tactics. The vibe is chill though. There’s this lo-fi-ish background loop on some screens, almost like those YouTube “beats to smash blue alien girl to” playlists. I had it running on my phone during commute and almost forgot I was playing porn game until the first animated titfuck popped up and I had to angle the screen like a criminal.

The parody stuff is obvious if you ever touched Mass Effect. There’s the quarian-style girl in her suit, there’s the blue asari-type with psychic bullshit, plus some proper monster girl nonsense. They lean hard into big tits, like gravity is illegal. One scene with the quarian clone hit me more than it should: you’re checking her suit systems, supposedly fixing a problem, and the dialogue just slowly turns horny until your hand “accidentally” slides over her chest. The game doesn’t even pretend it’s a misunderstanding. She shivers, you push it, and next thing you’re groping her through the suit while she tries to keep her voice steady on comms. After that, when she finally opens her helmet for oral, they actually did a nice detail with her being shy and still going full throat anyway. I liked that she spits on your cock once, looks annoyed at herself for losing control, then just gives up and jams it back in. There’s also group sex scenes later where the blue girl and the quarian basically fight over who gets the creampie, and at one point they just settle on multiple penetration with tentacle toys because the captain can’t be in three holes at the same time. Basic math.

What surprised me: the sandbox bits aren’t just fake. There are simple battles and missions, yeah, but you really are jogging around the ship, poking at rooms, talking to girls in different moods. One time I failed a tiny combat encounter, and the punishment was basically a delayed H-scene where the alien monster pins the captain, uses him like a toy, and the crew finds him later half naked and exhausted. It felt more funny than dark, kind of like “okay, you sucked at combat, now you suck dick”. The cheat menu is there, just hiding like a dirty secret, and I 100% abused it to unlock a group scene where two aliens share your cock, one riding you raw while the other sits on your face, and when you finally cum, it splashes over blue skin and they argue about who deserved the load. I like the animated loops, even if sometimes the timing is a bit weird and the thrust speed doesn’t match the sound. That bothered me way more than it should and I kept staring at it instead of the actual pussy. Still, between the casual little RPG elements, space map, groping options, and all the alien sex, it somehow feels like a horny fan’s fever dream that escaped from someone’s phone and became a real game. It’s messy, but in a nice “yeah, I made this in my room while listening to chill beats” kind of way.