This thing looks like someone glued a horny VN onto a bootleg Genshin fan app and then accidentally made it kinda addicting. You start as the most generic guy possible, basically a walking camera, but that works here because everything is pure POV fantasy. One moment you’re pretending to care about some “elemental balance” nonsense, next moment you’re balls-deep in a fake Raiden lookalike who is clearly not Raiden but still very much Raiden in your brain. The cosplay vibe is strong, like those cheap TikTok ads where you go “that’s not Yae Miko” and then ten seconds later you don’t care at all because tits.

The game plays like a lazy point and click, the good kind. You’re just clicking through dialogue, picking choices, poking stuff on the screen while one hand is secretly alt-tabbing from Discord. It actually feels nice that it doesn’t try to be some big strategy thing. You flirt, tease, mess up, reload, try again, suddenly unlock a scene where Hu Tao is riding you with that broken ahegao face that looks illegal and perfect at same time. Sometimes the AI art is a little cursed, like fingers doing weird shit or one eye wandering into Snezhnaya, but then you get a shot where her big ass is bouncing on your dick and your brain just goes “ok we ignore the hand now”. I opened it in Chrome on my phone during a fake “bathroom break” from work and nearly lost it when Yelan started doing that slow handjob animation while talking like she’s interrogating you. Had to pretend I was checking Slack while she’s staring at my imaginary cock.

Scenes go pretty hard when you start pushing the more dominant options. If you make the girls take control, they really take control. Raiden pushing you down, riding you and talking like she’s punishing some low rank soldier, then finishing with a creampie that drips out in a way only AI could imagine. Another route, Yae Miko has you on your back, heels pressing into your chest while she’s stroking you off with her feet and laughing like she knows exactly how pathetic you are. I didn’t even think I was that much into foot stuff, then suddenly I’m watching her toes slide around the tip and I’m like “ok, fuck, guess I am now”. Oral scenes are surprisingly hot too, there is this one where a “not really” MILF character kneels down, squeezes her big tits around you and you get this titfuck plus slobbering blowjob combo that feels like someone watched too much JAV and said “yes, that”. Game even lets you build a kind of janky harem if you click the right lines, and seeing a bunch of them all acting clingy over your cock is stupid as hell but in a great way. I kept meaning to focus on one route, then another girl shows up with tight cosplay and big tits spilling out and suddenly my “loyal playthrough” dies in two clicks. There is one tiny thing with the UI that annoyed the shit out of me every time I misclicked, but whatever, I’m still going back to try to make that smug fox priestess choke on my cum again.

City looks almost normal from far away, but when you drop into this game and see that alley, with the corpse still fresh and those glowing symbols scratching the walls, it feels like you just walked backstage into the wrong show. You’re Detective Hart, sure, big coat, serious face, typical noir guy, but the story flips so fast. The ritual doesn’t stop with the dead body, it kind of slides under your skin instead. One minute you click on a weird relic to “inspect evidence”, next minute you’re flat on your back with some smug milf in shredded cosplay heels grinding her huge ass over your chest, explaining “arcane marks” while her tits are basically screaming in your face. The whole point & click thing becomes this slow tease: every hotspot you explore is like someone putting a thumb on your zipper, not pulling yet, just testing the tension.

Artifacts in this city don’t just give power, they pick their toys, and they really like you. There’s this one scene in a run-down club, all neon purple reflections and sticky floor. You’re supposed to interrogate a suspect, female dom vibe from the start, tight latex corset, fake demon horns, that smug ahegao half-smile like she already knows how you taste. You click on her boots first, because of course you do, and suddenly the POV drops right to the floor. She pins your wrists with one heel, toes sliding over your crotch, slow, lazy footjob while she “questions” you about the Queen. Every question is an order. Every answer you get wrong, she speeds up a little. And you kind of want to get them wrong. The game doesn’t shout at you about choices, it just lets you click, react, and then you realize that one tiny decision in a dialogue tree means the next CG is a rough titfuck against a wall instead of a soft blowjob on the couch.

Best part is how messy the sex is with the magic stuff. These cursed relics keep warping scenes. Like, you pick up this small, innocent looking amulet in an antique shop, and when you come back to your motel, the milf landlord is waiting in the hallway in a “just a towel” cosplay that never existed before. You see it in POV, her big tits dripping water, towel half-open, and she starts “helping” you relax from the case. Handjob at first, slow, almost too gentle, then she uses those huge breasts and spits on your shaft, pushing them together, fucking you between them while the amulet pulses somewhere on the nightstand. If you click on her eyes instead of her chest, she suddenly goes full ritual mode, climbs on top, rides you raw, big ass bouncing in your lap while she whispers about the trapped Queen and how your cum is part of the key. She holds you inside when you start to twitch, no choice to pull out, you feel that creampie vibe in the CG, her stomach slightly tense, that satisfied, filthy ahegao like “yeah, that one counted”.

Later, when the anal scenes start showing up, it’s not just random kink. It’s like every time you press too deep into this cursed world, the women press too deep into you. There’s this alleyway callback, where a cosplaying cultist pins you to the hood of a car. She’s in some fake nun outfit that would get you banned from half of Twitch, and she uses your own tie to bind your hands. You think it’s just another blowjob, her lips working up and down, spit glistening, her hand twisting your shaft, but the relic under her garter flares and suddenly she turns around, spreads her big ass, and just sinks down on you in one brutal move. No slow prep, just that one hot, painful-good thrust, her ass swallowing your cock while she looks over her shoulder making full ahegao, tongue out, eyes rolled, like the demon queen is watching through her. And yes, I know I said my favorite was the tender motel titfuck, but I lied, this rough car-hood anal owns my brain now. The teasing in this game is cruel in a fun way: they let you hover right at that edge with a foot sliding along your shaft, or a tongue circling just the tip, then slam you deep into a scene that ends with a messy creampie and a little note somewhere in the UI that another artifact “accepts your offering”. It’s horny, clumsy in spots, the AI CG sometimes makes a thigh too thick or a hand slightly weird, but honestly that makes it hotter, like a dirty sketchbook instead of some perfect poster. Every new scene feels like fuel for a different burlesque number in my head, lots of slow reveals, big ass turns, lipstick marks on detective badges, and a city that moans back when you touch it in the right place.