Naruto hentai games are usually all over the place, like fifteen heroines, weird minigames, yaoi bait, whatever. This one is the exact opposite. It’s stupidly simple and kind of filthy in a very direct way: it’s just Naruto and Sakura in his room, nothing “epic”, no big roster, just a horny side chapter that could be squeezed between missions in Shippuden if Kishimoto had lost his mind. The game drops you right in the middle of their little secret routine, where Sakura is tired of waiting after Sasuke and Naruto is absolutely not pretending to be a gentleman about it. He’s just happy that the emo prince ran away and left him alone with this pink–haired mess who pretends she’s still loyal while spreading her legs like it’s a medical exam.

What I liked is how it treats Sakura’s loneliness as something dirty instead of romantic. She’s still officially “Sasuke’s girl” in her head, but the second she’s in Naruto’s bedroom, she’s all tits pushed up, skirt riding up, completely losing that serious kunoichi vibe. Her boobs are huge here, more hentai fantasy than canon, but it weirdly fits the way she’s written: a girl who keeps saying “it’s wrong, Naruto” while grinding harder on his cock with every loop. And yes, it’s a loop kind of game, that classic quick scene structure where you repeat, tweak speed, change angle a bit, see a different reaction, then do it again. You start slow, with her still wearing some clothes, and as you mess with the options she goes from embarrassed teammate to full on “use me, Naruto” level slut, including when he finally slides into her ass and she pretends she isn’t loving it. There is something very dirty about having all this happen in his plain bedroom instead of some romantic hot spring or whatever. It feels like he dragged his big–titted crush into his messy room between missions and decided to ruin her for that missing Uchiha.

What really stuck in my head is how her face changes during anal, like she’s trying to keep that old obsession with Sasuke alive while Naruto is just stretching her pussy and ass like he’s claiming territory. It’s not subtle. He looks like Naruto, sounds like Naruto, but he’s acting way more aggressive, like a future Hokage who figured out that fucking his teammate is some kind of strategy. It’s kind of hilarious and kind of hot that the “number one knucklehead” suddenly turns into this guy slamming his big cock into the girl who used to ignore him, while she moans his name louder than she ever shouted for Sasuke in the anime. I still hate how the menu sound is slightly too loud on the first click and it pissed me off every time, but I kept replaying anyway, just to watch that moment where she finally stops pretending and takes him deep like she was meant to end up in Naruto’s bed from the start.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.

Yoruichi walks straight into this mess like she always does, cocky, hungry for a fight, and absolutely not ready for what “futanari Bankai” actually means here. It’s one of those porn game setups where the story is basically a flimsy excuse, but this one leans hard into the Bleach logic and somehow makes it feel like a stupidly believable punishment ritual. Rangiku decides that leaving Soul Society for so long is not just a political issue, it’s a “you’re going to choke on my cock until your mascara runs” kind of crime. Then Haineko joins, not as a sword, but as this smug spirit with her own thick meat swinging, like the show suddenly forgot what a Zanpakuto is and replaced it with a pair of hungry futa bullies. And it weirdly works. Yoruichi is locked into this space that feels half training room, half sex dungeon, where every camera move is about her throat, her ass, her tits shaking when she gasps for air around Rangiku’s cock. There is no romance, no soft prelude. Just immediate facefuck, spit, and that messy power imbalance that Bleach always had but never admitted out loud.

What hit me fast is how the pacing is basically porn logic, not shonen logic. No warmup fight, just Yoruichi already on her knees, choking on Rangiku like she forgot how to breathe without a dick in her mouth. Her lips stretch around this thick shaft, nose pressed against orange pubes, tears forming when Haineko grabs her head and forces that deepthroat angle that makes her neck bulge a little. There is this one bit where Yoruichi tries to pull away for air and Rangiku just grabs her by the hair and starts fucking her face in short, rough thrusts, balls slapping her chin while Haineko laughs in the background. That laugh is too modern, it sounds like something you’d hear on TikTok audio, which annoyed me way more than it should and then I forgot about it because the game cuts straight to a titfuck. Her boobs are huge here, like exaggerated curves that barely look practical, but the way both cocks slide over them, smear pre-cum on her brown skin, then unload all over her cheeks and forehead, it becomes almost ritualistic. She gets painted like a perverted battle mark. The semen ropes look heavy, stringy, sticky, landing on her eyelashes, sliding down to her lips where she licks some of it because of course she does after pretending to resist. And in the same moment it feels like humiliation and a weird sort of worship of her body.

Once they flip her onto her back and then onto all fours, the whole thing shifts from “punishment” into this extremely physical power trip. Rangiku rams into her pussy from the front while Haineko presses against her ass from behind, and there is that slow second where both tips push, stretch, and then sink inside together. Double penetration is always a bit abstract in most games, but here you see Yoruichi tense up, muscles tight, jaw dropped, like her whole body is trying to process being filled in two places at once. It looks brutal and hot and a bit too intense, which is exactly the point. Her ass gets used hard, you see the cheeks ripple with every slam, hear wet sounds when both cocks grind inside her. They take turns switching holes, anal to vaginal, back and forth, until she is just moaning in that raw, broken way that sounds less like anime and more like someone who forgot there is a microphone on. She tries to hold herself up on her arms and fails, face pressed down, boobs mashed under her while they keep driving into her. When the final creampies hit, it is excessive in that hentai “this is biologically impossible” style, warm white loads flooding both her pussy and ass, then pushing out in thick spurts. Cum leaks down her thighs, drips onto the floor, spills back out around the cocks still twitching inside her. They don’t just fill her, they cover her, stomach, tits, ass, even her back, until she looks less like a former captain and more like a used toy left on autoplay. Somewhere in there she starts enjoying it, hips pushing back on her own, like the act of being punished becomes the only kind of connection she accepts now. It’s fucked up, loud, and weirdly honest about how power, shame, and pleasure can melt together into something you can’t fully defend in a seminar paper, but you still keep replaying in Chrome incognito while pretending you were just “studying fan culture”.

This one feels like someone mashed up two fanfic tabs in Chrome after a long day and just went "yeah ok, this is canon now". You got Nico Robin there, calm and smug like always, thinking she’s in control with her stupidly flexible body and that whole "extra arms anywhere" thing. Then Sarada shows up, trying way too hard to look serious while obviously horny as hell, and Sakura just appears behind her with that MILF energy like, "Sweetie, let me show you how we really handle pirates." It sounds silly when you write it, but in the scene it actually hits kind of dirty in a good way. The vibe is less romance, more "ok we caught you, now we’re gonna absolutely ruin you because we can". Robin starts all composed and confident, and five seconds later she’s getting pinned down by chakra and Sharingan and those stupidly big tits bouncing all over while she’s stuffed from both ends like some cursed hentai snack.

The futa thing is not a teaser, it’s the main dish. They pull out those big cocks like it’s just another jutsu, no build up, no slow reveal, just suddenly Sakura with this thick pink-veined monster, Sarada with her own hard shaft twitching, and poor Robin realizing she’s about to find out in very clear detail how Konoha does "interrogation". There’s this moment that really stuck with me where Robin tries to keep it together, using her powers to grab their hips, thinking she can guide the pace, and then Sakura just grabs her by the hair and rams in deeper, almost folding Robin in half. It’s rough, but not like torture, more like that "you thought you were the boss? cute" kind of rough. Watching Sarada awkward at first, then suddenly going way too fast once she finds the right angle, actually felt a bit real. Like a horny teen with too much power and zero patience. Nico moaning through gritted teeth, huge boobs bouncing so much they almost look stupid, but in that good, brain-off, cock-on way. Honestly I kept catching myself staring more at how their hips slapped together than at any facial expression.

There is one thing that kinda annoyed me, and it’s small, but it kept poking my brain. The way Sarada holds her cock sometimes, her hand just sort of floats weird around it, like the grip is off. I was on Firefox and I even thought my zoom was fucked for a second, checked on Chrome, still the same. Not game breaking, just one of those things you notice and then can’t unsee. Also, sometimes it feels like they rush through positions too fast. There’s this delicious bit where both of them are buried deep in Robin, one in her ass, one in her pussy, and for like three glorious strokes it’s perfect, her belly bulging just a bit, drool on her lips, eyes rolled back, and then, boom, new angle already. I wanted them to stay there, just grind her into the bed until her brain leaks out her ears or something. Still, when Sakura wraps her arms around Robin from behind, tits pressing against her back, slamming into her while Sarada pounds the front, and Robin’s whole body shakes between them like she’s about to break, yeah, that’s the moment you kinda forget everything else and just let the hentai brain rot do its thing.