Haru is that guy who swears he wants a quiet life, but his dick and his bank account keep voting against him. One day he loses his job, gets broke, and instead of crying into some sad mobile gacha game like the rest of us, he somehow ends up opening a maid café with a weird old dude and his friend Asuka. On paper it is just a cute place with outfits, coffee, smiling girls. In practice it turns into this horny little sandbox where every “shift” can end with someone’s panties on the floor instead of tips in the jar. You bounce around the café like a broke manager with bad self control, checking tables, planning upgrades, pretending to care about profit while staring at thighs in maid skirts and those big tits peeking out. The game lets you slide between “responsible boss” and “shameless pervert” and honestly I tried to be good for like five minutes, then the first time I caught a maid bending over to clean a table and the camera lingered on her ass, it was over. Self respect gone. Morals gone. Only horny management now.

The thing that sticks with me is how normal it feels at first. Just doing schedules, picking uniforms, going on little dates to keep the girls happy. Chatting with Asuka, trying not to sound like some desperate guy who spends his nights on Tinder and gets ghosted after “hey”. Then the teasing starts creeping in. A hand brushing your leg under the table. A maid leaning too close while serving coffee and your view is just boobs. The game loves this slow corruption vibe. One day you are helping a girl practice her greetings, next you are teaching her how to give a proper blowjob in the storage room, while she is still in her maid uniform and trying to say “welcome back, master” with your cock in her mouth. There is a lot of playful humor too, like the way characters pretend things are “for training” or “to improve customer service” while you are obviously just groping her ass against the counter. And then suddenly you are juggling more than one maid, dating them, touching them, watching them touch each other, peeking from behind doors like some horny manager perv as two girls fool around after closing time. The café starts feeling less like a workplace and more like a harem you somehow fell into by accident, with big tits, fat asses, cosplay outfits, vanilla sex that turns not so vanilla, breasts sliding around your cock, thighs wrapped around your waist, mouths full, and that stupid little thrill when you know you should be at the front greeting customers, but instead you are buried inside a maid in the back room, trying not to get caught and secretly hoping someone walks in.

This thing feels like somebody took a management sim, a broken-down harem VN and a pile of horny sci-fi doodles from a high school notebook, shook it hard and then forgot to polish it. You start as this loser tech kid living in a dusty warehouse full of dead sex robots, which is already funny because the game treats that like a normal career path. You’re fixing up bots to keep the shop alive, juggling repairs, dates and money, while ogling everything with tits that walks in. Or doesn’t walk, some of them just lie there on a workbench with their chassis open and you’re basically licking your lips over a spreadsheet. It sounds awful, I know, but it actually works in a kinda trashy, “I shouldn’t enjoy this” way. The whole vibe is like a maid cafe from the future crashed into a junkyard, and now you’re the only idiot trying to organize it. Half the time you’re checking stats, the other half you’re trying to decide if you want to upgrade a servo or see if that new robot maid will let you push her face down on the counter and suck you off as a “function test”. That part is… yeah, the game leans hard into that.

What really made my brain start generating fanart ideas is how it mixes dirty robot fetish with normal romance stuff without warning. You’ll have this soft little scene where you’re talking to a shy maid bot about purpose and feelings and identity, and two clicks later she’s on her knees, drooling on your cock while you grip her synthetic hair and watch her eyes glitch. Those eyes are perfect for painting, by the way, that glossy plastic with a tiny reflection of neon warehouse light while she’s doing a messy blowjob test. Then she stands up, wipes her mouth like a good maid, and the game throws in some dumb joke that actually made me snort, something about warranty periods voided by titfucks. It doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. There’s a whole thing where you “optimize efficiency” by groping their huge asses under their maid uniforms, just casually, while you check their diagnostics. One scene had me “recalibrating tactile sensors” by sliding my hand between her thighs, teasing her, then pushing her onto a table for a slow, vanilla vaginal fuck that looks anything but vanilla because she’s in full cosplay maid gear and calling you master with that slightly-off robot smile. And then later there’s this bit with an organic girl and a robot in the same room that gets into cheating territory, where you’re basically using the sexbot as an excuse and you know exactly what you’re doing. I kind of hated that I liked it.

I keep thinking about painting one of the bots sitting in your lap in the workshop, half-disassembled, wires showing at her shoulder, but her huge tits are perfectly intact and pressed around your cock. Her hands are covered in oil while she gives you a slow handjob and you can see your reflection in her chrome collar. Stuff like that is all over the place in the game. There’s interracial bodies in there too, which looks really nice in that slightly clunky 3D style they use, skin tones against shiny metal, big asses in tight maid skirts bending over robot parts, like some weird future cafe where the menu is just “services”. The whole thing stumbles between goofy humor and horny trainer sim, sometimes you’re managing schedules, sometimes you’re watching a fully animated titfuck with audio that’s a bit off, like the moans come a tiny bit late, and it bugs me every single time. I kept noticing that, and then forgetting it again when the camera angles change and you get that close shot of a maid’s lips around the tip, drool dripping on your balls, her voice module glitching while she tries to keep saying her cute line. It’s rough, a bit ugly here and there, menus feel clunky on mobile, but my head is already full of little watercolor thumbnails of broken sexbots in stained maid uniforms, kneeling in dark corners of the warehouse, waiting for you to “repair” them in all the wrong ways.

Yui looks like the kind of wife you only see on Reddit threads that are clearly fake. Super sweet, big soft ass that keeps stealing camera focus, totally loyal, obsessed with her wedding dress job and also with you. The game really leans into that. Early on you’re just vibing in your tiny apartment, she’s measuring lace, you’re scrolling on your phone like a useless husband, and it actually feels boring in a nice way. That boring feeling is important, because when the corruption starts it hits harder. One moment she’s talking about veil fabrics, next moment her phone lights up with “Kuroda” and the whole mood drops like your battery at 5% with no charger. I liked that shift. Felt a bit too real. I literally paused the game to check Telegram while she was panicking, lol.

Kuroda is such a walking red flag that if he was on Tinder the app would soft‑ban him. Drug mess, manipulative, and the story keeps pretending “he’s still family” like that fixes anything. Watching Yui try to defend him is painful and hot at the same time, which makes me sound terrible, but here we are. The corruption is mostly emotional at first. Small lies. Late returns home. Her eyes looking away a little too quick. There is this one scene where she comes back from “helping him” and she’s still in her nice dress, but her lipstick is smudged just enough. Not obvious, but if you ever used Google Photos zoom you can’t unsee it. You can choose to confront her or act like a doormat. I tried both. Honestly, neither path makes you feel like a hero. Which is good. Or bad. Depends on how much you enjoy self‑insert suffering. There is romance mixed in, not some flowers and chocolate thing, more like those quiet moments when she sits on your lap, apologizing, and you know she’s hiding shit, yet you still grab her hips because that ass is ridiculous. The humiliation is slow burn: tiny cracks in trust, neighbors maybe hearing things through the wall, your line messages left on “read” while she “works late”. Sex scenes reward you, but they also kind of punish you. When the AI art goes extra on her curves while the text reminds you she might have been touched by someone else half an hour ago, your dick and your ethics go into open conflict.

On phone it runs smooth enough, though the UI sometimes hides buttons behind my stupid fat thumb and I got stuck in a menu once and rage‑tapped like an idiot. The simulator feeling comes from all the routine: chat logs, little money choices, scheduling when she visits Kuroda again. I wish there were more small domestic moments, like brushing teeth together, but instead you get repeated CG angles and that one underwear set that appears so often it should have its own Twitter account. Also the auto mode is too fast and too slow at the same time, somehow. What I really liked is how it plays with cheating. It’s not just “she cheats, you cry, game over”. It keeps asking how much you participate in her fall. Do you push her toward “helping” him because you’re naive, or because you secretly want to see how far she goes? There’s one late scene where she texts you that she’ll be “a bit late” and you can reply something supportive or jealous. No matter what you pick, it hurts in a different flavor. That’s the moment the game stops being about Kuroda and starts being about how disgusting desire can be when mixed with love. And also, again, that ass in those tight skirts. Honestly, the romance is kind of beautiful. And totally fucked. Both things can be true.

Guy orders a basic ass workday, ends up delivering pizza to his own boss’s place, and somehow that turns into “hi, here’s your pepperoni, also your job is now hanging by your dick.” The whole thing feels like someone took a boring shift at a delivery app, poured porn on it, and said “yeah this is fine.” You roll up with a warm box and zero expectations, then the door opens and it’s the boss’s wife, who looks absolutely nothing like a woman that cooks. She’s the kind of milf that makes you uninstall Tinder in shame. She starts with small talk that’s way too friendly for normal life, that awkward “come inside for a minute” line, and suddenly your dumb ass is standing in their hallway, shoes still on, pretending you’re not staring at her tits while she asks how your day was, like that matters when she’s in that dress. The game leans into that slow build, the fake politeness, the “oh I forgot my wallet upstairs” bit, and you just know it’s bait but you follow anyway because yeah, no brain, only cock.

Once it flips from polite to horny, it goes from 0 to “this is how restraining orders happen” real quick. She gets all touchy, brushing past you a little too close, fingers grazing your arm, then your thigh, then straight up palming your dick through your pants while still talking about her husband like this is a TED talk. Handjob on the couch feels like some porn you’d scroll past on XVideos and then come back to later because it stuck in your brain for no reason. The dev loves those moments where she’s looking you dead in the eye, stroking slow, asking if you’re scared of losing your job while she’s the one doing all the crime. The blowjob scene hits that messy “I shouldn’t be here but holy shit” vibe, with her wiping saliva off her chin and smirking like she’s proud of herself. When it goes to full vaginal, it’s not just quick thrusts and boom, fade to black. She climbs on top, rides you like she’s been bored for years, talks shit about her husband’s stamina while milking you for every drop, and it’s funny and fucked at the same time. The way the bed creaks is weirdly loud though and I got irrationally annoyed by that, like ma’am, tighten the screws, you’re rich.

There’s no real choice tree, it just flows, like you were never going to say no anyway. Parts of it pretend to give you options, like “should I stay or leave” when we all know you’re gonna stay and let this woman ruin your life. The humor sneaks in all over the place: the boss texting you mid blowjob, her pausing with your dick half in her mouth to tell you “don’t answer, he types slow,” and you kind of hate her and love her at once. She switches between fake innocent wife and full-on cheating demon in half a second, and it actually works, even when it shouldn’t. Oral, hand, pussy, it covers the core stuff with enough dirty talk that you don’t need a flowchart to follow what’s going on. I kinda wish there was one really stupid scene like her trying to pay for pizza with “other methods” and you demanding exact change anyway, but yeah, that’s never happening. Instead you just get dragged deeper into this mess, one blowjob, one creampie, one bad decision at a time, while the game keeps smirking at you like “this is fine, right?” and you already know the answer.