RuleUniverse feels like someone mashed Dragon Ball fanfiction, horny Twitter art and a half-finished Ren’Py project, then accidentally made it kind of addictive. You start as this lonely overachiever kid that reads like every shonen protagonist in history, then a demon scientist pops up and says, “hey, let’s stuff your body with DNA from the strongest fighters in the universe, what could go wrong.” It’s delightfully stupid in that fanfic way, but precisely because of that, it works. The game knows it’s a parody, it doesn’t try to pretend it’s “deep”, and then it suddenly throws in a line about destiny or guiding the universe and you’re like… alright, Toriyama-with-horny-mods, calm down.

The real fun is how transparently it worships its women. Bulma, Chi-Chi, Android 18, that whole legendary boob-and-ass pantheon is here, clearly shaped by someone who grew up pausing VHS at the worst places. The models are 3D and exaggerated as hell: huge tits, fat asses, those shiny anime lips that just scream “she’s going to suck him off in like two clicks.” Animated scenes actually move, not just two stiff characters rubbing like broken Sims; you get thrusting, jiggling, drool, that soft spit string when you pull out from a blowjob, all the little pervy details that tell you the dev really wanted this for themselves first. One moment you’re doing basic combat with ki blasts and energy auras, the next you’re balls-deep in Bulma in a lab, with wires and science junk in the background like that somehow makes it ethical. And the combat’s funny: it pretends to be serious, but all you’re thinking is “okay, how many fights until I unlock the next sex scene with Android 18.” Sometimes the sandbox part feels less like a “world” and more like a small playground with a fence around it, but the loops of walking around, clicking, triggering small events, slowly unlocking more lewd stuff… it scratched that same spot as old flash games I used to sneak at school on shitty browsers.

I kinda love how messy it is. The romance tries to act sentimental for a second, then five lines later you’re face-fucking a milf with magic powers while she moans like someone recorded it in a bathroom on a cheap mic. Dialog swings from “I will guide the universe” to “fuck me harder” without the slightest shame. Exploration is simple, a little repetitive, but I still kept wandering, poking every corner hoping there’s a hidden event where Chi-Chi finally snaps and rides the protagonist like he’s the last Saiyan on earth. Some text sounds like it was written at midnight by a dude half-remembering DBZ arcs from YouTube AMVs, which, honestly, is the right energy. I do wish the world reacted more to what you do, like if you bang Bulma enough, Vegeta starts showing up mad or something, but I know that kind of feature is exactly the thing that stays in the dev’s “maybe later” notes forever. Still, when you’re watching Android 18 slowly drop to her knees after you save her in a fight and she rewards you with this sloppy, animated blowjob, with her tits barely contained and that quiet smug smile when she swallows, it hits the trashy, horny, teen-power-fantasy nerve in a very specific way. It’s not elegant. It’s not smart. It’s like a wet doujin turned half-game, half-daydream, and somehow that’s exactly why it sticks.

You start as this skinny little elf dude who looks like he should be reading poetry, not swinging a sword, and five minutes later you’re balls-deep in trouble with horny monsters and MILFs who have way more experience than you. The world they drop you in feels kind of harmless at first, like “ok, generic fantasy thing, I’ll kill some slimes, collect whatever,” then suddenly the camera angle shifts and you’re watching a thick orc girl grinding your cock while your HP bar is still up there like this is normal combat. It’s not subtle. The game is basically: fight something, fuck something, get distracted, forget why you even opened the map. I went to one village to buy potions and ended up hiding behind a fence just to watch a busty auntie get railed, because the voyeur scenes are actually animated and not just lazy text. Felt dirty, clicked replay twice.

The sandbox part is where it gets weirdly addictive and also a bit messy. You can wander around, poke your nose into houses you probably shouldn’t, snoop on moms bathing, catch some girl masturbating when you were just trying to steal her loot. Sometimes you trigger a scene by accident, like I opened a door during a quest and suddenly the MC is on his knees, getting his cock sucked by this milf with huge tits who apparently “rewards brave adventurers.” No build up, just throat, spit, animation, creampie option at the end. Really liked how it lets you choose “where” you finish, then hated it because I realized I had to redo half the dialogue just to see the anal variant. The RPG combat itself is funny, because you come in thinking about stats and you end up caring more about which monster has the hottest defeat scene. Got absolutely destroyed by a spider-girl once and instead of being mad I was staring at her big ass bouncing while she rode me unconscious. Also, tiny thing, the inventory sound is annoying as hell. Never gets fixed, always clicky, always a bit too loud.

What I liked most is how the game doesn’t pretend the elf is some pure hero. The guy is a total perv. You can jerk off while spying through windows, get titfucked by some massive-titted warrior chick after you help her in a dungeon, or go for that messy incest route they hide just enough to feel “taboo but not impossible to find.” I took a “wrong” dialogue choice with a relative and suddenly she’s bent over the table, panties aside, and the game lets you slide between vaginal and anal mid-animation while she moans about family staying close. It’s trashy, and I still grinned. Sometimes the pacing is all over the place, like one quest tries to be serious about “saving the kingdom” and two clicks later you’re sucking off a futa guard in a back alley because you wanted to see if the bulge was real. The point and click bits are nice until they aren’t; missed a hotspot in a forest once and wandered around like an idiot instead of getting to the sex scene with the monster girl hiding there. But when it works, it really works: you win a fight, pin the monster, plunge into her dripping pussy, watch your cum overflow in this sloppy creampie close-up, and for a moment you forget any bugs or missing polish or whatever. Then you notice a typo in the dialogue and start laughing.

There is this horny little sci-fi sandbox where you basically wake up one day with an alien symbiote stuck to you and it is not subtle at all about what it wants. No tragic backstory, no dead parents, just “hey, we can punch through walls now and also fuck anything that moves, cool?” The tone is kind of funny because the game pretends for ten seconds to be about saving the city from weird monsters, then you’re balls deep in some milf in a broken office with tentacles politely holding the door closed. The symbiote acts like your pervy coach, whispering in your head, pushing you toward more extreme stuff: cheating, public sex, corruption, the works. Sometimes it teases you on purpose, like you walk past a girl doing VR cosplay in her room and the alien is like “we should test her stamina” and you can actually just… stand there and watch her masturbate for a bit while your own hands “accidentally” drift down. I liked that way too much. Or not enough, I’m not sure.

Gameplay jumps around a lot. One minute you’re doing these janky but fun combat sequences, tentacle-lashing alien beasts that try to rip you apart, and the next minute you’re basically running a management sim of your own harem. You roam around, pick which girl to visit, how to corrupt her, how much “symbiote juice” to spend to unlock a new power or new position. The powers are stupid in the best way: super strength for ripping clothes, stretching limbs for reaching… spots, organic restraints that turn into living sex toys. There’s this scene in a neon alley where you fight a monster and then pin it, and the game lets you decide if you drain it normally or let your symbiote “experiment”. I picked experiment, obviously, and suddenly there is a mess of slick tentacles around this alien chick, her big tits bouncing while she’s choking on you and your second mouth is busy lower down. All animated, very explicit, not shy about anal or creampies at all. The movement during oral scenes looks a bit too smooth in a weird way, like those TikTok filters, but I still watched the whole thing, zoomed in, rewound. Twice. And then complained to myself the tongue animation felt off and went back again anyway.

What surprised me is how the romance and corruption are tangled together. You can play the sweet guy with the shy girl at the café, bring her little gifts, flirt, then gradually “share” part of the symbiote with her. It starts like a cute sci-fi romance and ends with her happily letting tentacles hold her ankles apart in a bathroom stall while someone else walks in and pretends not to see. That whole exhibitionism angle creeps in slowly. First it’s playful teasing, a boob slip while using your powers in public, then full-on sex on a rooftop while patrol drones fly by. The game even has multiple endings depending how far you push each girl, but it never makes a big speech about it, the routes just sort of happen as you keep doing what turns you on. I got one ending where my guy basically becomes the city’s secret monster problem solver and also the unofficial porn overlord, running this twisted little harem where everyone is corrupted and happy. I kind of hated that the sandbox flow means you sometimes wander around doing nothing for a while, opening the same menu five times just to trigger the next scene, but when it finally pops and you see that new animated blowjob with the symbiote forming a cock ring or turning her cosplay outfit into living latex, yeah, suddenly that little annoyance at the map icons being slightly off-center doesn’t really matter anymore and I just kept clicking for “research”.

Ravenhollow looks like one of those villages you’d scroll past on Instagram gothcore feed, then zoom in because the girl in the background has dead eyes and huge tits. The game throws you there as this kinda awkward scientist guy, full of theory and not enough pussy, who honestly feels like he belongs more on Reddit than in a cursed forest. You’re supposed to be all “serious researcher” writing a thesis about monsters and anomalies, but ten minutes in you’re juggling notes about vampire behavior and trying not to stare at a werewolf girl’s bouncing ass while she pretends not to notice. The tone is really funny in that mean, sarcastic way, characters talk shit, tease you nonstop, and then suddenly you’re balls deep in a forest nymph and your noble academic career is over. In the best way. Sort of.

The star for me is Viernes13. She looks like Wednesday Addams if Wednesday had way more curves and zero patience. Black dress, straight hair, that bored goth stare that looks right through you like you’re already disappointing her. Her whole vibe screams “I know all the secrets here and I also know you’re horny and weak.” The game plays with that hard. First time she takes you into the forest, she talks about this thing called the Heart of Lugrenwald like it’s a scientific site, but she keeps brushing your arm on purpose, pausing a bit too long when she leans close, and you can literally feel the moment the “field study” turns into “ok, I’m gonna milk this nerd.” The teasing is slow, like she enjoys making you squirm, then suddenly she has her hand in your pants and you forget you were trying to measure anomalous energy. There is a blowjob scene by the dark trees where she keeps eye contact the entire time and it’s actually kinda unsettling and hot. Also her tits look soft but heavy as fuck, like they would actually hurt your face in a good way.

What surprised me is the combat and management parts don’t feel like lazy excuse. You have turn-based fights in the forest and around the village, but half the time it feels like flirting as combat. Some girls transform mid-battle, like a shapeshifter girl that gets more naked and more monstrous the more turns pass, and your brain has to choose between “wow, strategy” and “wow, I’d let her sit on my face even if she eats me after.” You collect stuff, give them as gifts, plan dates, manage your time like some cursed horny calendar. I got stuck one evening trying to min-max affection values for a big-ass vampire lady, and I accidentally triggered a scene where she pins the protagonist to a coffin and just rides him raw, slow grind, heavy tits bouncing, and she keeps talking in this calm, old-timey way while you’re literally creampie machine for her. It kinda ruined me a bit. The sandbox feeling is nice but also annoying sometimes because the game doesn’t always tell you clearly what to do next, so you wander around Ravenhollow like a lost idiot with blue balls. Also the text on one menu button is just slightly off center and it drives me crazy every single time I open it. I keep noticing it. I hate it. Anyway, the AI CG actually looks good most of the time, faces have expression, cum stays where it should, and the animated loops are dirty without being too sterile. Some scenes feel romantic, soft kisses and slow vaginal sex under weird moonlight, then next moment a monster girl is drooling on your dick and using you like a toy. The whole thing feels like a horny gothic zoo where you are the one getting observed, not them, and honestly I’m kinda ok with that.