This thing feels like someone took an Assassin’s Creed Japan spin-off, cut out all the parkour that makes you sweat, then stuffed the empty space with horny kunoichi that exist mostly to get fucked into submission. You’re this wandering guy with a dead-village grudge, stalking through feudal alleyways and temple rooftops, not because you care about honor or whatever, but because every ninja girl is another chance to bend a clan over and make it your personal toy. The story pretends to care about “prophecy” for like five minutes, then it’s just setups for you ambushing some masked kunoichi, choking her a little, and choosing if you want her mouth, pussy, or ass first. One moment you’re in bamboo mist, listening to a dramatic line about revenge, next moment she’s got her tongue on your cock and her eyes rolling up in that full ahegao “I lost the mission and my dignity” way. The vibe is weirdly funny too. There are lines that feel like shitposts, like the MC talking about “ninja pussy tax” completely straight-faced, and I swear at one point a captured kunoichi says something that sounded like it was copied from a horny Twitter reply under a cosplay pic.

Since it’s a kinetic thing, you’re basically locked into this rail of escalating scenes, but the pacing somehow still manages to feel chaotic. One girl is introduced like a serious boss assassin, whole build up with cloak and blades and references to “shadows”, then she’s on her knees sucking you off before you even memorize her name, drool running down her chin while you grab her hair and use her throat like it owes you money. Another route swings from foot teasing to full-on gangbang speedrun. There’s a bit where two kunoichi and a captured “rival” girl end up in this tangled lesbian mess, licking each other out trying to show who can please you better while you sit there deciding who gets the creampie and who only gets it on her tongue. Bodies press together, hands everywhere, and the game really loves showing when a “tough” ninja starts moaning like a porn actress with way too much energy, especially when you push into her ass for the first time and she does that shocked little twitch. Then you get group scenes where you’re balls-deep in one girl’s pussy, another riding your face, and a third pressing your cock back in for a messy double penetration angle that feels like it should break someone, but they just end up thanking you and calling you “master” like becoming your slave is some secret ninja promotion. The only thing that kept pulling me out is that weird running joke with the smell of squid after you’re done. It’s gross, it’s kind of hilarious, and I couldn’t stop noticing it, like when Spotify keeps recommending you the same weird song after a playlist ends. But then again, by the time you’re shoving a kunoichi’s legs up by her ears to plant another sticky load deep inside and watching her smile like she finally understands her place, that little detail somehow fits this whole fucked up, horny fever dream of a ninja world.

Knights of the Lust Temple feels like some horny fever dream you’d have after replaying KOTOR too much and accidentally searching the wrong tag on F95. It doesn’t even pretend to be serious about the lore. You get tossed into this janky sci‑fi Star Wars parody with a female MC who looks like the universe’s hottest space rogue, big tits, big ass, that kind of “yeah ok, fanservice won” body, and then everything just spirals. One moment you’re talking about ancient temples and crystals, next moment you’re on your knees giving oral to some smug bastard in a starship corridor while the game pretends it’s still a noble space adventure. There’s this weird mix of old school VN pacing with little nods to KOTOR, but instead of picking light side or dark side, you’re basically just picking how hard you’re going to get railed, and by who, or how many. I liked that there’s more teasing than I expected; it doesn’t jump straight to penetration every scene, you actually get that slow burn where someone is groping her through the outfit, fingers sliding under straps, the MC biting her lip, and you can feel the scene winding up. Then out of nowhere it cuts to hardcore anal or multiple penetration like “yeah, foreplay time is over, hope you stretched.”

The girls are carrying this thing. Nell and Mira and the whole Cova Nell vibe, they’ve got that mix of badass mercenary and total slut once the clothes start to fall off. There are scenes where the MC is in control, making another girl strip and masturbate while she watches, and it leans hard into the lesbian stuff, tongue between thighs, messy faces, all that. Then in other routes she’s on the back foot, pinned against a bulkhead while hands are everywhere, tits squeezed, panties shoved aside, dick shoved in raw and it goes full creampie without any sweet talk. Some of the *** moments are intense and not really softened, it’s rough, humiliation, her forced to suck and then fucked from behind while someone else takes her mouth, true group sex dogpile energy. It’s messed up, and then the game suddenly goes back to cheeky parody jokes like nothing happened, which feels crazy and kind of realistic in a broken way. The 3dcg models look good enough to get you hard, even when a pose is slightly off, and honestly the unpolished parts almost help, like you’re watching some forbidden fan project that escaped from a horny dev’s hard drive. I kept thinking “ok, one more scene then I stop” and then there’s another situation with her on a cold metal table, legs spread, one guy in her pussy, another in her ass, someone holding her head so she has to lick a wet cock while she moans around it, and I’m like yeah alright, I’m not stopping anything. There’s this tiny UI button in the corner that flickers for no reason and it annoys the shit out of me every time, and I kept staring at it while the MC is getting filled from both ends, but I still couldn’t look away from the screen.

Dead dad, horny family, secret porn empire, yeah, it sounds trashy on paper, but this thing actually leans into it in a way that kind of works. You start as the son, stumbling through the house where everyone is pretending to be “normal” after the accident that was not really an accident. The mother tries to act strict but the camera framing already tells you the game doesn’t respect that at all: low angles, tight tops, big tits always one stretch away from spilling out while she bends over the sink for no reason. The sisters walk around in shorts that might as well be painted on, and the game keeps giving you slow, teasing pans as you “just happen” to pass their bedroom door a little too quietly. Early on there is this voyeur moment where you catch one of them masturbating to something on her phone, and the animation lingers just a bit too long on her fingers circling, like the dev was enjoying that part a lot. It is not subtle. It is not trying to be.

What makes it weirdly sticky in your head is how all the porn stuff is actually tied to the story about the father. You find that video message where he confesses he was this legendary porn actor and producer, and suddenly every innocent family scene feels loaded. You are checking mom’s laptop for “clues” but really you are hoping to find some old explicit clip where she’s getting railed and recognize the wallpaper. Then the game starts pushing you into that small “sandbox” loop: checking different rooms, waiting for triggers, talking, clicking, getting tiny new scenes or a new angle on an ass you already saw ten times. There are proper animated bits, not just still CGs, where you get actual motion during a handjob or when she takes you in her mouth and the camera moves with her rhythm. The first time you get a creampie scene, the game stays on the shot of the cum leaking out like it is proud of that physics. It’s hot, but also a bit goofy. And yeah, sometimes you just want to skip the walking around and go straight to the lesbian shower thing the game teases forever and then wraps up a bit too fast. On mobile, the point and click controls are good enough, you drag, you tap, you zoom when you want to really “inspect” a big ass while pretending you are just exploring the house. I had the game open in Chrome and then in Firefox on my phone, and in both the animations ran smooth, but one time a loop during an oral sex scene kept stuttering on the sound and it drove me insane, because it killed the mood while she was moaning on repeat like a broken TikTok. Still, you keep coming back to check if there is a new angle, a different position, another way the mom pretends this is all wrong while literally grinding on her own son. And the worst part is, the more he uncovers about the murder, the more the porn empire idea starts to feel like the natural “solution” for the family, like of course they cope with grief by shooting scenes together. It’s messed up, it’s incest, it’s voyeurism, it is full on taboo and it knows exactly what kind of person keeps scrolling on adult sites for something a little more fucked up than usual.

God Tier Academy feels like one of those horny power fantasy animes that got drunk, fell into a porn studio and just decided to stay there. You’re this poor bastard with basically broken magic, tossed into a school where every other student could fold you in half by sneezing too hard. Government has your balls in a vice, so you go anyway, pretending to be some kind of undercover badass, when in reality you’re walking plot armor with anxiety and a hard-on. The fun part is how fast things go from “I’m going to die in this hallway” to “I’m getting a sloppy blowjob from a girl who could vaporize a building.” It has that nice mix of fear and horny where your brain’s like: I might get murdered, but at least I’m getting my dick sucked first.

The whole academy is split into the usual ranks, S at the top, D at the bottom, and you’re basically not even on the list. That gives you a good excuse to be the punching bag, the pervy therapist, and the accidental harem magnet at the same time. One moment you’re stuck in a training class, trying not to get turned into a stain on the wall during a mock battle, then after class the same girl who almost burned your face off is sitting on your lap in a locker room, tongue in your mouth, your hand under her skirt, and she’s grinding her huge ass on you like that was the plan from the beginning. The game loves going from serious political shit, like shady higher-ups and secret missions, to you balls deep in some monster girl with tentacles coiling around your legs while she milks you from both ends. And it doesn’t pretend to be classy about it. There’s ahegao faces, messy creampies, spit strings during blowjobs, cum leaking out on the sheets, the whole thing. The 3D look is pretty solid on mobile too, even if sometimes a boob jiggle looks a bit rubbery, but honestly your brain is not in “animation critique mode” when you’re watching a double penetration scene on your phone in bed.

What hit me more than I expected is that it tries to be funny and romantic in between all the filth, and somehow doesn’t completely fail. You’ll be sitting in a cafeteria scene, chatting with this girl who acts all tsundere and smug, teasing you in front of everyone, foot rubbing against your crotch under the table like she’s bored out of her mind. Then later, same girl is whining with an ahegao face while you fuck her from behind in a dark classroom, her tits slapping against the desk, moaning your fake name like she’ll die without your cock. There’s group scenes where two or three girls share you and talk shit to each other mid-oral, like “you missed a spot” while they swap your dick between mouths, and then someone decides to shove a finger in your ass just to see you twitch. There’s also some pretty rough stuff, blood, violence, magic ripping monsters apart, so it leans into horror more than you’d expect from a game where half the UI time you’re just tapping through flirting. And, yeah, the gay content is there too, not some tiny checkbox scene, but actual dude-on-dude heat if you go for it, which I kind of didn’t plan at first, then suddenly I’m watching the MC on his knees sucking off a guy who just saved his life, because of course gratitude scenes get sexual in this place. The story pretends to be about politics and survival, but the real loop is: do mission, almost die, go back to dorm, get a handjob, maybe an anal scene in the shower if you picked the right options, wake up to more drama, repeat. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy, and weirdly relaxing, like watching a long-running lewd anime on your phone where every episode ends with somebody getting filled, sometimes by monsters, sometimes by classmates, sometimes by more than one at once.