Who will fuck Jessica Rabbit
Roger is this horny rabbit with way too much confidence and zero swimming skills, and for some reason that mix really works here. The whole thing is basically one long tease: Jessica is lying there, tits out, hips up, looking like she walked straight out of some bootleg version of that old movie, and your idiot bunny keeps faceplanting in the water instead of landing on her. You only press space. That’s it, just space. But it turns into this weird obsession where you’re trying to get that perfect run, the perfect jump, that one clean arc that drops you right between her legs instead of splashing like a moron a pixel too short.
The best part is how simple it looks at first and how you start to feel the timing in your body after a few tries. You tap space a little late and he just kind of waddles and flops, and Jessica’s huge redhead curves stay just out of reach, almost mocking you. You hold too long, he overshoots and you go flying past her, like “congrats, you cleared the level, but you didn’t get to fuck the girl.” That first time you actually nail the jump and land dead center on her, there’s this tiny second of silence where your brain goes “no way that worked” and then he just starts pounding her. No slow romance, no fade to black, just straight cartoon rabbit dick slamming into this stacked, big-titted Jessica clone who’s moaning like she’s been waiting the whole game for you to learn how to press a button correctly.
I liked how each stage feels almost the same but not quite. The ground is longer or shorter, the water pool is placed a bit differently, and your brain keeps trying to measure it like “ok, last one was full run then jump, this one maybe I jump a hair earlier?” It makes you weirdly focused. My browser history looked like: WhatsApp Web, Gmail, work shit, then “Roger jump porn game” in the middle. I had YouTube music on in another tab and kept pausing it without even thinking, just so I could hear when he hits the water vs when he lands on her soft, thick body. The splash sound started to piss me off, actually. It’s such a small thing, but once you hear that instead of the wet fuck sounds, your whole mood crashes. I kept telling myself, “one more run, I’ll quit after I hit her again,” then I’d miss by a tiny bit and my eye would twitch and I’d hit space again.
And Jessica, man, she’s distracting in a good and bad way. Her big tits are just there, jiggling slightly, bright hair like a red flag, ass raised like an invitation. She doesn’t move much, but it works, because you fill in the blanks in your head. I catch myself staring at her nipples instead of watching the distance I need to run, then of course I fuck up the timing. When you finally get it right, Roger just starts drilling her like a rabbit high on hormones, and it’s pretty dirty for how stupid the setup is. No deep story, no “emotional connection”, just a horny rabbit trying to line up the perfect fuck on a curvy redhead who looks like she crawled straight out of some old VHS fantasy. It’s clumsy, kind of trashy, sometimes frustrating as hell, and I still kept going back to jump again just to see him land on her and pound that cartoon pussy like it’s the only thing that matters.
The best part is how simple it looks at first and how you start to feel the timing in your body after a few tries. You tap space a little late and he just kind of waddles and flops, and Jessica’s huge redhead curves stay just out of reach, almost mocking you. You hold too long, he overshoots and you go flying past her, like “congrats, you cleared the level, but you didn’t get to fuck the girl.” That first time you actually nail the jump and land dead center on her, there’s this tiny second of silence where your brain goes “no way that worked” and then he just starts pounding her. No slow romance, no fade to black, just straight cartoon rabbit dick slamming into this stacked, big-titted Jessica clone who’s moaning like she’s been waiting the whole game for you to learn how to press a button correctly.
I liked how each stage feels almost the same but not quite. The ground is longer or shorter, the water pool is placed a bit differently, and your brain keeps trying to measure it like “ok, last one was full run then jump, this one maybe I jump a hair earlier?” It makes you weirdly focused. My browser history looked like: WhatsApp Web, Gmail, work shit, then “Roger jump porn game” in the middle. I had YouTube music on in another tab and kept pausing it without even thinking, just so I could hear when he hits the water vs when he lands on her soft, thick body. The splash sound started to piss me off, actually. It’s such a small thing, but once you hear that instead of the wet fuck sounds, your whole mood crashes. I kept telling myself, “one more run, I’ll quit after I hit her again,” then I’d miss by a tiny bit and my eye would twitch and I’d hit space again.
And Jessica, man, she’s distracting in a good and bad way. Her big tits are just there, jiggling slightly, bright hair like a red flag, ass raised like an invitation. She doesn’t move much, but it works, because you fill in the blanks in your head. I catch myself staring at her nipples instead of watching the distance I need to run, then of course I fuck up the timing. When you finally get it right, Roger just starts drilling her like a rabbit high on hormones, and it’s pretty dirty for how stupid the setup is. No deep story, no “emotional connection”, just a horny rabbit trying to line up the perfect fuck on a curvy redhead who looks like she crawled straight out of some old VHS fantasy. It’s clumsy, kind of trashy, sometimes frustrating as hell, and I still kept going back to jump again just to see him land on her and pound that cartoon pussy like it’s the only thing that matters.
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