Samus shows up here like she took a wrong portal and landed in the trashiest corner of the Nintendo multiverse, and honestly, it kind of rules. You’ve got this shiny blonde bounty hunter in a tiny bikini instead of the usual armor, strapped down so tight she’s not going anywhere, and the game basically asks, “Ok, how badly do you want to ruin her?” Then it lets you answer that with buttons, sliders, and too many cocks and tentacles to count. It starts slow if you want, just Samus squirming and giving you that pissed-off look, but the second you start actual penetration, the whole thing turns into a mix of porn clip and stress toy. You poke one thing, her ass reacts. You poke another, tentacles decide her pussy is their new home. And yeah, there’s an X-ray toggle, because apparently Creambee knows everyone wants to see what’s happening inside her holes, not only outside. One click and you’re looking straight into her cunt and ass while a thick cock or wet tentacle is stretching everything wide open, like some fucked-up anatomy lesson that would get you banned from any school in one second.

What I like is how it rewards messing around instead of just racing for the cumshot. I spent way too long just switching between anal and vaginal, watching her expression shift from angry to broken to that “I hate this but my body doesn’t” look that hentai people know too well. And yeah, the tentacle *** is not subtle at all. They come from below, wrap around her arms and legs, hold her open and pound her like they’re trying to pack her womb full. There’s no “romance”, no plot, just “Samus is fucked, now you choose how.” You can go full-on brutal, stuff her ass while another cock is hammering her pussy, and then flip on X-ray and watch both holes get filled at once. It’s ridiculous and kind of overkill, but in a good “I can’t believe I’m clicking this” way.

The little secret futanari switch in the background is peak old-school flash trolling. You spot it, click, suddenly Samus has a big hard dick on top of being used as a cum dump, and the whole scene gets twice as messy. I had her getting pounded by tentacles while her own cock was twitching and spilling over her belly and tits, facial dripping, creampie pouring out of her, and the screen just looked like someone attacked it with a bucket of cum in Photoshop. The final cumshot is exactly that type of nonsense too: you push things long enough, the rhythm changes, and then there’s this full-on explosion in her pussy, in her ass, and all over her face, like nobody here has heard of “too much”. My only stupid complaint is that the background secret is a bit annoying to find if you don’t know Creambee’s usual style, but yeah, I kept clicking around like an idiot until it worked and I’m still low-key mad about it. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Samus tied up, fucked by tentacles, taken in the ass, stuffed with creampie, coated in facial, and also packing her own cock because why the hell not, this thing doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. It just gives you the controls and lets you wreck her.

Naruto fans always joke that all the real drama in Konoha happens off screen, in the baths and behind those stupid paper doors. This game finally just admits it. It throws you straight into this tiny, steamy bathroom where Hinata, Ino and Sakura are way past the point of shy glances and teenage crush feelings. They’re older here, more like the “moms who know exactly what they want” era, but still written like horny brats who never got proper sex ed. As a gender studies nerd I should say something clever about reproductive politics or whatever, but honestly the first thing I noticed was: the camera absolutely worships boobs. Hinata’s soft, heavy tits, Ino’s perkier shape, Sakura’s somewhere-in-between chest, always front and center, always bouncing, always getting pulled, squeezed, licked. It’s like the game cares more about their breasts than their chakra. Which is kind of funny and kind of depressing and also, it made me keep clicking.

The main hook is Sakura’s medical jutsu going completely off the textbook. Instead of healing, she just pops herself a big, throbbing cock between her thighs, like it’s nothing more serious than pulling on gloves. No build-up, no drama, she just goes “yeah, that’s a thing I can do now” and suddenly she’s the only “guy” in the room. Very lazy writing, and I loved it. From a trans/futa angle it’s messy as hell: there is zero talk about identity, no dysphoria, no curiosity, Sakura is just playing “pretend man” because the story wants an excuse to fuck her friends without some random dude entering the scene. In real life that would be annoying. Here it lets the game become this weird lesbian/futanari hybrid where the male role is literally an add‑on, like an extra skill on a toolbar. Think of it like she unlocked the “dick buff” after grinding her medical XP in some hentai version of Duolingo. Mechanically, that means you’re basically guiding her cock from pussy to pussy, watching Hinata melt and Ino start riding like she’s at some secret Konoha rodeo. There are simple click choices, a few timing bits that pretend to be gameplay, and some “where do you cum” decisions that made me stop and overthink semen politics for like five seconds before I clicked anyway. The threesome framing is actually interesting: no male character, no Boruto, no Naruto, just three kunoichi moms who are completely fine using Sakura’s new dick as a shared toy. It flips the usual shonen fantasy. They aren’t rewards, they’re running the show, even when Sakura is supposedly “the man” in the room. The game kind of forgets to care about that, but it’s there, under the mess of fluids and moans.

Watching Hinata on her back, legs trembling, while Sakura rails her and Ino kisses her neck, there was this silly moment where my media-theory brain tried to analyze power. Who’s in charge? Hinata is blushing and begging, Ino is teasing, Sakura has the cock, so does the one with the dick own the scene now? And then, like in the same second, Hinata grabs Sakura’s hips and drags her deeper like, “no, I decide the tempo, thank you.” Little thing, but it made the threesome feel less like “one futa conquers two holes” and more like three women using each other. I enjoyed that more than I expected. At the same time, the game pretends to be naughty feminist stuff while still doing the old straight‑male fantasy framing: the camera loves close-ups of penetration, loves showing pussy spread around that big shaft, loves swallowing shots, and barely cares about clit attention unless it’s in the way of the cock. Old habits. Still, seeing Hinata and Ino licking each other while ignoring Sakura for a bit, that was nice, like the world doesn’t revolve around the magic dick all the time. I had it running in one tab, Telegram pinging in another, little break checks on Twitter, came back to the moaning and didn’t lose the vibe at all. It’s not deep, it’s not subtle, it’s just three iconic ninja moms, naked, wet, sharing a huge temporary cock like it’s the best new toy they’ve smuggled into the hot springs. And honestly, for something that silly, it hits harder than half the “serious” erotic games trying to talk about gender without ever letting anyone cum.

There’s something really stupidly hot about seeing Rukia just straight up show up with a cock like it’s the most normal thing in the world and Orihime not even asking why, just dropping to her knees like “ok, new toy, let’s go.” The game doesn’t waste time with long story or fake drama, it just throws you in that little Bleach bubble where it’s only those two girls, no Ichigo, no hollows, nothing, and Rukia’s the one packing. You get that first moment where Orihime’s looking up with those big innocent eyes while she’s sucking Rukia off, and it actually hits the fanservice itch better than a lot of official stuff, which is kind of funny. She goes from shy soft licks to just stuffing her mouth with that futa cock pretty fast, her lips shiny with drool, and she never really stops looking a bit too sweet for what she’s doing. Honestly, I liked that way more than I should, but I also kinda hated it because it made me reload that scene like ten times.

The titfuck part is where you really see how much the game is obsessed with Orihime’s boobs. I mean yeah, Bleach fans already know they’re ridiculous, but here it’s like the dev is in love with them. You push Rukia’s cock between those soft huge tits, and they almost swallow the shaft. Watching her squeeze them around it while a bit of cum from earlier blowjob still shines on the tip, that’s the kind of detail you only notice when you pause and stare. Controls are super simple, click here, drag a little there, change pace, switch angle, it’s not rocket science, which is nice because you’re not here to do spreadsheets. At one point I had Rukia fucking those tits so fast that the movement loop looked kinda janky, like old flash meme quality, but for this kind of hentai that almost adds charm. Or maybe I’m coping, who knows. Also I wish there was some sort of proper “aftercare” scene with them kissing slow or something, but there won’t be and that’s fine, we’re all degenerates anyway.

Floor sex at the end is where it goes from “cute fanservice” to “ok this is actual porn I’m strangely invested in.” Rukia on top pounding into Orihime while grabbing her big soft boobs, nipples shiny, and Orihime making that half-embarrassed face that fans know from all the reaction panels. You can push the pace, keep her on the edge, drag things out until you’re annoyed at yourself because yeah, you said one more run like 30 minutes ago. The cumshots are easy to trigger and messy in a good way, dripping on tits, across her face, sometimes spraying higher than seems physically possible, like someone forgot gravity for a sec. Facial on Orihime with her eyes half closed and mouth still open from sucking is honestly the highlight, even if I will never forgive how her hair clips sometimes look a bit off in some angles. If you really want to squeeze every bit of heat out of it, take your time with the slower thrust speeds first, stay on the blowjob longer than you think you should, and save that last facial for when you’re actually ready to quit the tab. Or pretend you’re quitting. You’re not.

This thing is basically Sarada’s brain going completely horny-mode over Hinata, and the whole “story” is just an excuse to throw them together and see how far it can go. It starts kind of harmless, just Hinata being her usual soft, awkward self and Sarada staring way too long at her tits like she’s pretending to talk about training but her eyes are glued to the cleavage. The game doesn’t even try to hide it. One second you’re just watching them chat about Naruto being busy, next second, Sarada’s already popped that freaky futa bulge that looks like it should have its own chakra nature. It’s honestly funny how big they made it. It’s not just big, it’s stupid big, like “who the hell drew this and said yeah that’s fine” big. And yet it kinda works, because Hinata acts so shy at first, then starts riding it like she’s been waiting her whole life for Naruto to leave the house and never come back.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how they let you pace the action a bit. You’re not just sitting there watching a single looping scene, you click through the stages and it’s like Sarada is leveling up her corruption every step. Slow grinding, then faster, then full on “hokage’s wife getting pounded by her son’s teammate” like this is the most normal village activity. Some animations are janky as hell though. There’s a part where Hinata’s boobs jiggle like they’re trying to escape her chest and fly out of the screen, and the lip sync is basically non-existent, but then you get a close-up angle and everything suddenly feels way more polished, like they spent 3 days on that one shot and 3 minutes on the previous one. Controls are simple, just clicking your way through positions, changing speed, letting Sarada go from awkward teen to full on sex monster. At one moment you’re cheering for Sarada, “yeah, get it, queen,” and next second you’re like, “girl, calm down, you’re going to destroy her spine with that thing.” The lesbian energy between them is actually hotter than the cock half, which is wild in a futa game, but the devs clearly knew what they were doing with all the eye contact and Hinata blushing while still begging for more. There’s that classic flash-game jank, the kind of thing that makes you go “ugh whatever” and still keep clicking, because by the time Hinata’s moaning Naruto’s name while Sarada is the one rearranging her insides, you already forgot you were going to stop after “just one more scene.”