Office Rivals starts with something stupidly simple: overtime, dead office air, screens burning your eyes, you hating your life but still trying to win that imaginary productivity war. Then Nanako walks in, all sharp tongue and big boobs pressed into that tight shirt, and suddenly Excel is the last thing on your mind. It feels like that coworker you swear you hate, but you remember how she used to laugh with you in college, how you used to check out her chest and then pretend you were noble. Here it hits way harder, because the game does not pretend this is just cute romance. It lets you be horny, petty, jealous and soft at the same time. One moment you are arguing about who closed the deal, next moment her hand is in your pants under the desk, stroking you slow while the monitor light hits her face. It is intimate and kind of mean at the same time, and I love that.

The whole thing is from your POV, so when she leans in, you see her tits fill the screen, buttons straining, just waiting. There is this one scene in a meeting room where she pretends to be all business, glasses on, talking about quarterly numbers, and under the table she guides your hand under her blouse. Fingers push her bra up, you feel the weight of her tits, and when you pinch, she gasps and tries to turn it into a cough. Then the game just goes all in. She is on her knees between your legs, licking the tip, drool sliding down your shaft. They actually animate the teasing, the tongue circling, her eyes looking up like she is saying "yeah, I win, you lose", while she jerks you with both hands. When you finally shove it between her boobs and start fucking those big soft tits, the physics are not perfect, but somehow that makes it hotter. They even give you internal view when you finally bury yourself inside her, watching the head push deep into her, stretching her open, like you are invading this rival you are not supposed to care about anymore. You do. A lot.

What really messed me up is how the game ties all this filth to your choices. You can play it like an idiot who just wants to pump her full of cum and brag in his head, or like some lovesick fool who pretends the creampie is just "stress relief" while clearly wanting to knock her up. There are multiple endings, so that first time you lose control and finish inside, you are not sure if it is just a hot office accident or the start of a pregnancy route. There is this one path where she holds your dick at her entrance, smirking, saying she forgot her pills, and you can either pull out and watch the cum spray on her belly, or push in and keep thrusting until she wraps her legs around you and milks you dry. Later you see her nipples swollen, a bit of lactation starting when you suck hard, and it is such a small detail but it stays in your mind. The voyeur angle shows up too, like when a coworker almost walks in and you are balls deep in her, her hand slapped on the glass to keep from moaning. I was literally alt-tabbing between this and my work Slack, thinking "if Nanako was real, she would absolutely ruin my life, then make me thank her while she rides me again in that stupid office chair." And I would let her, obviously.

You’re playing this older, tired professor who honestly just wants a quiet life, some coffee, maybe grading in peace, and instead ends up in a weird mix of horny sitcom and horny fantasy drama. It starts very normal: you’re at the university, classes, students, you know the drill. Then your best friend’s daughter arrives, moves into your place, and that’s when everything goes sideways in the fun way. She’s not just some cardboard cutout student either; she actually reacts when you act like a creep, or when you try to be a gentleman, or when you are clearly looking at her tits for too long in the kitchen. A lot of scenes are basically you pretending to focus on “her education” while your eyes are obviously stuck on her big ass in those ridiculous shorts. The game knows exactly what it’s doing with that camera. And then, right when you think it’s only going to be about her, it starts throwing monster girls and strange magic bullshit into your normal professor routine, like it’s nothing. One day you’re a guy explaining homework, next day you’re dealing with a horny creature girl who wants your dick because of some “family legacy” curse or prophecy or whatever that even the game kind of shrugs at and goes “yeah, sure, fuck it, let’s go.”

Sex-wise, it’s not shy at all. There’s regular vaginal sex when you play it safe, a lot of oral where girls take their time licking you like they’re testing a popsicle flavor, handjobs that feel like a slow tease before the “real” thing, but the game treats those as full scenes, not throwaway. Anal and pegging are there and not just as a one-time joke. You get this moment where a girl, with a very cocky smirk, pulls out a strap and basically tells the big brave male professor to kneel, and it actually fits the story because you’ve been acting all dominant before, so the role flip hits harder. If you like being in charge, there are scenes where you pin a futa/trans character down and they’re blushing hard, trying to act tough while you control the pace, but you can also let them take you, and suddenly you’re the one gripping the sheets while they pound you and whisper shit in your ear. The game is totally fine mixing male domination and female domination in the same route, so your “romance” doesn’t get stuck in one dynamic. There are furry and monster girl encounters where you’re half freaked and half turned on, especially when a big titted cat-like girl is on top of you, tail flicking, and the animation focuses on her hips grinding your cock slowly like she’s enjoying your confusion. Group sex shows up when the plot decides subtlety is overrated, and you have this one scene where you’re basically the center of a messy pile, some mouths on your cock, someone riding your face, someone else watching from the doorway, touching themselves, full voyeur vibe. The 3D animated stuff makes every thrust and bounce pretty explicit, especially with big tits wobbling and asses clapping while your character is clearly not thinking about lectures anymore. There’s even this “vanilla” mode if you want to pretend you’re normal, but honestly it feels like putting a condom on your soul.

Game feels like someone grabbed Sword Art vibes, soaked them in jealousy and cum, then forgot to clean up the mess. In a good way. Kinda. You start as this pretty average guy who just wants to grind mobs, level gear, and then grind his hot VR girlfriend in the love hotel after. She’s got that classic big tits, big ass, school uniform thing going, but the dev keeps teasing more than giving at first. Lots of slow camera pans, skirt lifting, the way her thighs squeeze together when she pretends to be embarrassed. She’s like a burlesque routine in a sailor uniform, all “no no no” while her bra is already halfway off. In my head I was already planning how I’d do a fan dance to that scene, drop the fans right when she goes down on you in the alley behind the school. But anyway, then Inoda shows up with his stupid “stealth” thing and his weak-looking avatar and suddenly the game stops being just about you milking your girl and starts being about “who’s watching who” a lot.

What I really liked is how the combat and the sex are tied together, but not in that forced way where every fight is just a porn scene with HP bars. The turn based stuff is simple, but the tension is from “ok if I fuck up this boss again, I have to watch Inoda be alone with her… again.” You can feel that VRMMO addict rhythm: log in, grind, party with your girl, then there’s this extra guy third-wheeling, always “needing help” with something. At first you’re just happy to show off, like, yeah, look at my girl heal you, look at her cute butt in that armor. Then the camera starts doing those POV shots when she leans a bit too close to him on the field, or she laughs at one of his lame jokes, and you see his hand accidentally brush her tits in the crowded teleport lobby. Accidentally. Sure. I hate how the game makes you watch that. I also love it. It’s like a slow striptease that’s not for you anymore. In one dungeon, you’re fighting some big monster thing, and there’s this moment where he goes down, she runs over to “check on him,” and the game gives you this little voyeur angle of her ass tight in that skirt as she bends over him. My brain went straight to a chair dance choreography, grinding on some invisible guy while my real partner has to watch and pretend it’s just “part of the act.” Except here it’s not an act. Or it is, but you’re the audience, not the star.

The real fun is when the stealth stuff kicks in outside the actual game. You get that feeling something is off before the protagonist does. He’s still like “we’re just helping a friend,” while I’m staring at the screen yelling, “dude, he’s literally using his skill on your life.” There’s a scene where you log out of the VR world and you’re back in school, and suddenly Inoda is just there, talking to her like they’re classmates for ages. No fanfare. No build up. Just casual little touches, her laughing, his eyes sliding down to her chest for a half second too long. You can tell she notices and doesn’t pull away fast enough. The game loves this teasing stage: half-gropes on the train, her blouse stretched, that one shot where his hand is way too low on her waist, and you know if he moves two centimeters he’s palming her ass. It keeps dangling the line between exhibitionism and netorare. She’s still “your” girl, calling you darling, sitting on your lap in your room, jerking you off under the desk while you talk about game strategy. Then suddenly she’s texting someone behind your back, and the next time you’re in VR, Inoda’s character is doing better than he should, like someone’s been giving him late-night one-on-one tutorials. You get these animated sex scenes that feel like they’re building to the classic happy creampie ending, you buried deep inside her pussy, she moans your name, your cum spilling out, that warm “she’s mine” feeling. Except then you notice a tiny detail, like the mark on her neck that you didn’t put there, or she slips and uses the wrong name, or the camera angle feels off, like you’re not the only one watching. It’s small stuff like that that stuck with me, more than the actual blowjob scenes. Those are fine. Good throat sounds, decent animations. But the real kick is that slow sinking feeling when you realize the voyeur in this game might not be you. Or maybe it is, but you’re watching your own role fade, one thrust at a time.

This thing feels like someone grabbed your Steam library while drunk, smashed it together with Pornhub search history and then just said “yeah, that’s a universe now”. You start as this regular dude who absolutely should not be trusted with a portal-hopping device, and suddenly you are peeking into all these twisted versions of familiar worlds. One minute you are watching a redhead archer who is very obviously not Aloy grind her hips on some ancient machine while you are crouched in the bushes like a horny raccoon, next moment you jump to a rainy hellhole that smells like Silent Hill and Resident Evil had a baby, and Lady D is sitting on a throne with her thighs open, lazy as fuck, letting you worship her feet before she even looks at your face. The game does not even pretend to be subtle. It is like “here, you wanted Ellie with a knife and a dirty mouth, and you wanted to see if she kisses girls as aggressively as she stabs clickers? Cool, have a scene where she is shoving some punk girl against a wall, french kissing her while you watch from a half-broken window, hand in your pants, too scared to breathe because she almost catches you.”

The fun is how the game keeps throwing fanservice you did not know you wanted. Jinx is here, of course she is, wired on some shimmer knockoff, riding a dildo fixed to an old Zaun pipe and laughing like a maniac while you sneak under the catwalk to get a better angle on her dripping pussy. There is this whole cyberpunk city shard where Judy and Panam and Meredith all exist at the same time, like some weird mod that never got patched, and you get dragged into this fucked up NTR setup where your character gets to spy on Panam cheating on you with a chrome dom guy while Judy is under the table, licking Panam’s clit like it is some religious duty. You can join in, or you can just sit there and be a cuck voyeur, watching her swallow his dick on her knees while Panam moans your name by accident. The writing goes from funny to cruel in half a scene, like there is a Mass Effect corner where Miranda is using you like a toy, guiding your tongue over her ass, forcing you to rim her in an elevator, and then on the next jump you land in a cold Metro tunnel where Snezhana is giving some dirty, fast blowjob to survive and you kind of feel bad about how turned on you are.

Not everything hits right. There is a Game of Thrones cluster with Sansa, Arya, Cersei and Margaery, and it almost feels like the dev just dumped all their incest porn folder there and called it a day. One scene has Cersei sitting on the edge of a bed, her foot pressed on your chest, making you lick between her toes while she makes Sansa kneel and eat her out from behind, slow and obedient, like a trained dog, and it is hot, but then it cuts away way too soon and suddenly you are in some Tomb Raider ruin watching Lara and Kassandra compete who can make you cum faster with their mouth, and you never get closure on that foot thing. Same with Baldur’s Gate girls, like Shadowheart and Lae’zel and that green disaster Lae’zel’s friend whose name I always forget. One moment you are buried between Shadowheart’s thighs, tongue deep in her pussy, her hand on your hair pushing you to lick her ass too, soft little whines in your ear, and then the game just shoves you through another portal into some cursed TV zone that is basically The Ring with tits. Still, every now and then it nails that perfect mix of naughty fanfic and actual kink. Liara and Miranda double-teaming you, one riding your face while the other rides your cock, your hand tangled in blue skin and black hair, your vision all sweat and pussy. Lizzy Wizzy doing this weird chrome striptease before letting you jerk off on her feet. A lesbian alley scene with Zoe and Clementine lookalikes where they think no one sees them, kissing, giggling, fingers slipping into panties while rain hits the trash cans around them. Some parts feel rushed, some parts feel like the dev had one hand on the keyboard and one on their dick, but there is this stupid charm in how messy and raw it all is, like a huge crossover fanfic that forgot to be safe for work and never tried to fix itself.