This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.

What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.

The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.

Jiraya trying to keep rhythm while pounding Tsunade is honestly funnier than any meme I saw this week. At start I thought “ok, just another Naruto porn thing where you click once and watch boobs bounce,” but this one actually makes you work a bit. You’re not just watching him fuck the Hokage, you’re basically his brain, his hips, and his horny idiot side all at once. The game throws this rhythm bar at you, with that simple beat that gets faster when shit gets more intense, and suddenly you’re sweating just to keep Jiraya from blowing his load too early. And somehow, that stupid little timing thing makes the whole sex scene feel a lot more alive, like your own clumsy fingers decide if Tsunade gets a proper creampie or just a sad dribble.

The thing I liked most is how big they went with Tsunade’s body. Her boobs are enormous, like “this can’t be safe for her spine” level, and the camera really loves them. Every thrust, the breasts swing and swell a bit more, there’s this almost cartoon breast expansion vibe when she gets more turned on, and Jiraya is just burying his hands in them like a pervert who got everything he ever wanted. Her blonde hair flies around, sweat on the skin, tits mashed together while he rails her from behind, and you’re juggling the beat so the bar doesn’t go red and ruin the cumshot. Sometimes I missed a note because I was staring at the way her pussy stretches around him, and then Jiraya starts to slow down, like “hey, focus, we’re trying to make the Hokage scream here.” I swear I felt weirdly proud the first time I got the perfect timing and the screen filled with cum while she moaned his name like he just saved the village or something.

What’s funny, the more you play it, the more you get into this stupid mindset where you think “ok, this time I’m going to edge her, not just rush to the ending.” I started treating it like a small skill game, counting beats in my head, trying to ride that line where Jiraya is on the brink and Tsunade is flushed and panting. It’s not complicated at all, but it’s just enough to keep your hands busy in more than one way. There’s this tiny sound when you hit the rhythm right that I started to hate for no reason, like some cheap mobile app, but then I kept playing anyway, just to watch that final creampie shot again, the way her pussy tightens and you see the white dripping out. It’s pure Naruto porn nonsense, Jiraya fucking the Hokage like she’s his personal toy, but with that rhythm twist that makes you feel you actually earned the moment he unloads deep inside her. And if you mess up the beat and he finishes too soon, you honestly feel like you let both of them down.

This thing plays out like one of those trashy fanfics you find at four different websites, stitched together, but someone actually bothered to animate it. It drops you right into Ino’s headspace without asking if you’re okay with it, like, “Yeah, we all know she’s obsessed with Sasuke, shut up, here’s what happens when she finally gets him.” There’s no long build up, no long dialog, just that weird quiet Naruto vibe where the village feels empty and it’s just Ino alone in a room, clearly horny and miserable about this guy who doesn’t even remember half the people from his class. Then he’s there. No knocking, no talk about consent, nothing. It’s just this ugly, hot mix of wish-fulfillment and straight-up assault, and the game leans into that tension so much it almost feels wrong to blink while you watch.

What I like is how it treats Ino’s “desperate” crush as something messy, not pure or romantic. She clearly wants him, that’s not a question, but he doesn’t give her any choice about how it happens. She just kind of folds, literally, opens her legs on the floor like she’s been waiting her whole life for this one shitty, painful moment. It’s both pathetic and sexy, and I mean that in a good way and a bad way at same time. When he shoves his cock into her, there’s this first jolt where her face is like “this is too much, fuck,” and the animation actually sells that. Her eyes squeeze, her mouth twists, not that fake “always enjoying it” porn face. You see that pain at the start, like her pussy is not ready for that size at all, and there’s no soft warm-up, he just rams her like she’s an object he borrowed and plans to break anyway. That rough rhythm keeps going, her back arching higher, her legs shaking, and her expression starts to slide from scared and hurt into something more like “if you stop now I’ll kill you.” It’s fucked. It’s hot. I felt a bit like a creep and still watched every second.

The best bit for me is when you can feel she’s basically clinging to the idea of him more than to the actual sex. The way she reacts to his thrusts is less “ow this hurts” after a while and more “don’t leave yet, don’t disappear again.” She takes it on the hard floor, no bed, no romantic setup, no sweet talk, just skin on cold ground and his weight pinning her, grinding her down. She’s moaning, but there are these small noises that are almost like sobs under it, and I got stuck replaying that part a few times just to look at her face. She starts begging in this half-broken way, not for him to stop, but to cum inside, to fill her up, like if his seed is in her she wins some invisible war with Sakura or with the whole village. When he finally unloads deep in her, you see that thick creampie leak out, but she keeps her legs spread, like she’s trying to trap every drop inside. No cuddling, no kissing, he’s basically using her as a container and she’s completely fine with it, maybe even proud. It’s cruel, raw, a little sad, and somehow exactly what you imagine when you think “Ino finally gets fucked stupid by Sasuke in secret and nobody will ever know.”

This thing hits you right away with Ino just there, like she already made up her mind way before you even click anything. No slow build, no fake shy anime bullshit, she’s basically telling you with her eyes “shut up and fuck me.” I’m not even good with English sometimes but her face is like universal language. If you watched Naruto back in school on some shitty streaming site, this is like the version your 14-year-old horny ass was actually imagining in your head while pretending you care about the plot. Her body is thicker than in the show, tits pushed together, blonde hair falling over her shoulders while she’s riding you like she got a mission from Hokage to drain your balls. It’s weird, because everything is simple, but in my head it turned into this whole story like she dragged you behind the flower shop and climbed on top without saying a single word.

The main thing here is how you’re basically learning your rhythm on her pussy. At first I was just clicking like a psycho and she was bouncing like a glitchy rabbit, and it didn’t even feel sexy, more like I was fighting my mouse. Then I calmed down, watched how her hips roll, how her breasts move up and down every time you slam inside, and I started timing it, faster, then slower, mixing it up. You see the way her expression changes when you hit a good speed, that tiny twitch in her mouth, eyes rolling just a bit, and it actually made me proud like “ok, I’m doing something right,” even though it’s just pixels and cum bars. There’s this one moment where she leans a bit forward and her ass tilts so your cock looks like it’s disappearing into her completely, and for some reason I spent way too long repeating that exact view. Didn’t even care that it looped, my brain was like “yes, this is the angle.” And when you finally let go, that creampie blast is stupidly satisfying, your load spilling out of her and dripping around your shaft, and I literally forgot to breathe for a sec. I thought the cumshot would get boring fast, but I kept replaying, trying to time it so she’s mid-bounce when you explode inside, like catching a perfect headshot in a shooter, but with jizz instead of bullets.

What surprised me is how dirty it feels even though nothing complicated is happening. It’s just you, her pussy swallowing you again and again, and this sense that she wants every drop, no condoms, no pulling out, just stuffing her full. The way her blonde hair frames her sweaty face while she rides you feels almost too real in my brain, like she’s actually milking you because she needs that cum for something important, but the game doesn’t explain shit and I kinda liked that. I kept imagining her as the “good girl from the show” who finally drops the act and turns into this cock-hungry slut bouncing on your lap till your balls ache. Sometimes she looks almost cute while you fuck her, then you see your semen leaking from her pussy and suddenly it’s not cute at all, it’s filthy and perfect and wrong in a good way. I alt-tabbed to Telegram once mid-session and when I came back she was still stuck in that riding pose with your cock buried inside her, and it hit me that this is exactly what I wanted from a hentai game: no long story, no blue-balls teasing, just a familiar blonde ninja girl using your dick like her personal toy and you trying to keep up with her until you finally shoot everything deep in her cunt and watch it spill out like you just broke some rule in the Naruto universe and nobody can stop you.