Lincoln in this thing is exactly like that horny intrusive thought you get when you rewatch a kids cartoon way too old and your brain goes “yeah ok but what if everyone here had tits and problems.” It throws you right into Royal Woods, no slow warm up, suddenly every corridor and bedroom in that house is basically a porn set waiting to happen. You’re chasing panties, yeah, but it stops being just a “collect the underwear” gag pretty fast and turns into “how deep can I mess with every girl in this crazy family and then pretend it’s normal.” It’s one of those games where you open it on mobile thinking you’ll just click a bit while scrolling Twitter, and then thirty minutes later you’re bargaining with yourself like “ok, one more scene, then I touch grass.” The school stuff, the home stuff, even random little walks outside, everything eventually loops back into getting someone horny or corrupted somehow.

The fun part is how dirty it feels for a parody. You’re not just watching Lincoln accidentally see panties. You’re pushing him into situations where he’s using mind control, teasing, pushing them from “oh that’s weird” to “ok fine just put it in, but you better not tell anyone.” Mom is there too, obviously, because it wouldn’t be a real degenerates game without a milf route mixed into all the teen drama. One moment you’re in his room pretending to be innocent while a sister leans over your lap and her ass is basically in your face, next moment you’re in some half-lit corner of the house getting a secret blowjob because you nudged her brain a little and now she “needs to practice on someone she trusts.” The harem angle hits harder than I expected, every girl has that switch where she goes from bratty to needy, and the game kind of dares you to flip it on all of them, then juggle their attention without getting caught. It feels messy and wrong but in a very deliberate way, like the dev sat there going “how far can I stretch this Loud House thing before even porn addicts blink.”

I like how some scenes are slow burn corruption, like starting with small touching, light teasing, just brushing a thigh on the couch, and you’re thinking “ok this is kinda tame” until you realize the options now are “finger her” or “put it in raw while she’s still trying to pretend this is an accident.” Then later you see the consequence, she shows up in your bed at night, asking if you can “help her sleep” and suddenly anal is on the table like it’s the most logical next step. Oral, handjobs, creampies everywhere, the usual package, but the context is what hits. A sister kneeling in front of you in the school bathroom, terrified someone will come in, swallowing you anyway because you already twisted her head so much she thinks this is how she proves love. You can be gentle or just use the brainwashing excuse to go full degenerate, and yeah, it’s funny how the story pretends to be about panties while you’re filling every hole in that house. Only thing that annoyed me is sometimes the game makes you walk back and forth like an idiot just to trigger a small tease scene that lasts ten seconds, then you forget what you were even trying to unlock, but then someone bends over and you’re back on board. It’s trashy and over the line and somehow that fits perfectly with this weird “future version” of the cartoon where everyone grew up a bit and also turned into walking sex targets. Not subtle, not classy, but if you want Lincoln buried under his own personal loud harem, this thing does not hold back.

Summer with this game feels like getting stuck in the horniest slice-of-life cartoon that never aired because every censor on the planet had a stroke reading the script. You play this clueless but very not innocent dude in a house packed with sisters who are way too hot, way too comfortable walking around half naked, and way too into teasing the hell out of you for it to feel like just “family fun”. It starts kind of goofy, like a parody of that loud, chaotic cartoon family everyone knows, with people shouting, slamming doors, random dumb jokes, and the MC just trying to survive. Then slowly it shifts, like, “oh, she’s not just bending over to get something from the fridge, she’s absolutely doing that on purpose and checking your reaction”. There’s a lot of point and click poking around the house, checking rooms, catching someone in the shower, walking in at the worst possible time and then pretending you “didn’t see anything” while the game holds the camera there long enough that yeah, you saw everything.

The pace is weird in a good way. Some scenes feel like chilling on Discord and half paying attention, then suddenly you’re staring at a huge ass on your screen and your brain forgets there was a story. The older sisters are basically walking porn setups. Big thighs, big butts, that smug face like “I know you’re looking, perv, keep looking”. One of them throws out this fake wholesome vibe, acting like a second mom, but her clothes are always a bit too tight, her boobs “accidentally” pressed into your arm while she “needs your help” with something totally basic. Another one is just loud, rude and constantly picking fights, but then she sits on the couch in tiny shorts, legs wide, and the MC is just doomed. The voyeur side of the game hits hard, too. Peeking through doors, spying through cracks, catching them changing, playing with themselves, showering. The game kind of encourages you to be a little bastard. You feel guilty for about three seconds, then the camera zooms in on a wet nipple and guilt takes a backseat.

What I liked is how every sister feels like a slightly different flavor of wrong. The MILF energy one, thick body, soft belly, giant tits hanging in a tank top, talking to you like a kid one minute and giving you a look that would make Pornhub crash the next. The more bratty ones throw out insults, sit on your lap “as a joke”, grind a little too much, pretend they don’t notice your hard dick pressing against them. The humor is actually decent, too. It doesn’t treat itself too serious, it knows it’s a parody, it knows it’s about you trying to fuck your entire household during a “normal” summer vacation. Sandbox format means you’re clicking around, playing little events, unlocking more pervy angles, more risky teasing, slowly crossing the line from accidental nudity to “you’re touching her and she doesn’t tell you to stop”. The incest part is never shy. The writing leans into it with lines that make you pause and go “ok, that’s fucked up” while your hand is already in your pants. It’s messy, horny, loud, and it absolutely feels like it was built for that fantasy where every door you open at home leads to another chance to see a big ass in your face and a sister pretending she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing.

So there's this weird little game about Lincoln getting cursed by some horny demon, and honestly? The premise is so ridiculous it actually works. You're clicking around trying to seduce your crush Leni while this succubus is literally sucking the life out of you - but here's where it gets messy in the best way. The sound design hits different when Luna's moaning in that fake British accent, and Rita's... well, let's just say the landlord situation escalates quickly. The ahegao faces are over-the-top cartoon bullshit, but somehow that makes the whole thing hotter? Like when you're groping Leni and her expression just breaks - it's so fucking exaggerated it loops back to being sexy.

The pacing is all wrong though, which might be intentional or just sloppy coding. You'll spend forever clicking through dialogue with Luna about her punk aesthetic, then suddenly you're balls deep in a handjob scene with Rita that comes out of nowhere. Actually, that's not true - there are buildup moments, but they're buried under so much parody humor you miss them. The big tits physics are laughably bad, bouncing like they're filled with jello, yet I found myself replaying those groping sequences anyway. Rita's ass is rendered with this weird attention to detail that doesn't match the rest of the art style, like someone spent way too much time on that specific asset. The point-and-click mechanics feel clunky as hell - you're hunting for hotspots while Lincoln's supposedly dying from demon possession, which creates this bizarre urgency that doesn't match the gameplay at all.

What really fucks with me is how the milf content with Rita feels more genuine than the main Leni storyline, even though she's supposed to be the fashionable crush driving the plot. The demon possession angle becomes background noise once you're deep in the sex scenes, which defeats the whole supernatural premise but... honestly, who cares when the handjob animations are this detailed?