There is this horny little sci-fi sandbox where you basically wake up one day with an alien symbiote stuck to you and it is not subtle at all about what it wants. No tragic backstory, no dead parents, just “hey, we can punch through walls now and also fuck anything that moves, cool?” The tone is kind of funny because the game pretends for ten seconds to be about saving the city from weird monsters, then you’re balls deep in some milf in a broken office with tentacles politely holding the door closed. The symbiote acts like your pervy coach, whispering in your head, pushing you toward more extreme stuff: cheating, public sex, corruption, the works. Sometimes it teases you on purpose, like you walk past a girl doing VR cosplay in her room and the alien is like “we should test her stamina” and you can actually just… stand there and watch her masturbate for a bit while your own hands “accidentally” drift down. I liked that way too much. Or not enough, I’m not sure.

Gameplay jumps around a lot. One minute you’re doing these janky but fun combat sequences, tentacle-lashing alien beasts that try to rip you apart, and the next minute you’re basically running a management sim of your own harem. You roam around, pick which girl to visit, how to corrupt her, how much “symbiote juice” to spend to unlock a new power or new position. The powers are stupid in the best way: super strength for ripping clothes, stretching limbs for reaching… spots, organic restraints that turn into living sex toys. There’s this scene in a neon alley where you fight a monster and then pin it, and the game lets you decide if you drain it normally or let your symbiote “experiment”. I picked experiment, obviously, and suddenly there is a mess of slick tentacles around this alien chick, her big tits bouncing while she’s choking on you and your second mouth is busy lower down. All animated, very explicit, not shy about anal or creampies at all. The movement during oral scenes looks a bit too smooth in a weird way, like those TikTok filters, but I still watched the whole thing, zoomed in, rewound. Twice. And then complained to myself the tongue animation felt off and went back again anyway.

What surprised me is how the romance and corruption are tangled together. You can play the sweet guy with the shy girl at the café, bring her little gifts, flirt, then gradually “share” part of the symbiote with her. It starts like a cute sci-fi romance and ends with her happily letting tentacles hold her ankles apart in a bathroom stall while someone else walks in and pretends not to see. That whole exhibitionism angle creeps in slowly. First it’s playful teasing, a boob slip while using your powers in public, then full-on sex on a rooftop while patrol drones fly by. The game even has multiple endings depending how far you push each girl, but it never makes a big speech about it, the routes just sort of happen as you keep doing what turns you on. I got one ending where my guy basically becomes the city’s secret monster problem solver and also the unofficial porn overlord, running this twisted little harem where everyone is corrupted and happy. I kind of hated that the sandbox flow means you sometimes wander around doing nothing for a while, opening the same menu five times just to trigger the next scene, but when it finally pops and you see that new animated blowjob with the symbiote forming a cock ring or turning her cosplay outfit into living latex, yeah, suddenly that little annoyance at the map icons being slightly off-center doesn’t really matter anymore and I just kept clicking for “research”.

Agrabah in this game feels like someone spilled horny ink all over a childhood memory and then laughed about it. You’re this random guy dropped into a “reimagined” fairy tale city that only barely pretends to be sweet. Everything looks familiar at first glance, like some off-brand cartoon you’d watch on a sketchy streaming site, but then the tone just tilts and suddenly the princess that used to be pure fantasy merch is asking you really blunt questions about sex while you try to act like a gentleman and fail. I like that she’s still proud and stubborn, not just instant porn doll, but at the same time the corruption curve goes fast as hell. One minute you are making small jokes, the next she’s jerking you off behind a balcony curtain while the city guard walks below, and you’re half worried and half just checking if the “finish on her face” option unlocks a new line. It feels dirty in the way fanfiction used to feel on old forums, with that slightly wrong energy where the writer cares and also doesn’t care at all.

The game doesn’t waste much time explaining why you suddenly become her “trainer”. It’s just like: here’s this princess, she’s bored, she’s engaged to some guy that obviously doesn’t deserve her, and you’re the creep with a smile and a menu of actions. You open a scene thinking you’ll just flirt a bit more and somehow you end up pushing her onto silk cushions, deciding between anal or regular, while she still pretends this is just “practice” for her royal duties. There’s this one moment where she masturbates alone in her room after you tease her all day, and you’re only watching through some magic trick. It felt way more intimate than all the messy bukkake scene later, which is funny, because the game clearly wants you to remember the huge cumshots and I just kept thinking about that quiet little scene where she bites her lip and stares at a lamp like it’s your dick. The cheating part hits different too: when she climbs into your lap knowing her future husband is literally in the next hall, I kinda felt bad for five seconds, then I clicked the “keep going” option twice. I hate how it made me smile. Also the mobile format is great and trash at the same time, because it’s too easy to play in bed, thumb tapping choices with one hand while the other hand is doing exactly what the devs expected. I wish the text speed was a bit different, but yeah, it won’t change and I’ll still complain. There’s some loli coded stuff around the edges that will squick some people, all small body, big eyes, like the art forgot what age she’s supposed to be, and I kept thinking “yeah this is messed up” while still curious what the next training level unlocks. At some point you almost forget there was supposed to be action in Agrabah at all, because the only action you care about is whether she’s going to take you in her mouth after that smug little smirk or make you beg a bit longer.

High School Hobby Harlots feels like someone mashed together a horny comic, an old-school hentai dating sim and a messy sandbox life sim, then laughed and said “good enough” and hit upload. You play Amara, this spoiled rich troublemaker dumped into a “reform school” that is about as holy as a Pornhub comment section. The whole vibe is super tongue in cheek: nuns with dirty thoughts, students who look like they’re one bad decision away from starting an OnlyFans, and teachers that definitely should not be left alone with anyone. The art is 2D comic panels, kind of fanzine style, sometimes clean, sometimes rough, but it fits the “I’m not supposed to be doing this” mood perfectly. It feels like reading a dirty webcomic where you keep clicking for the next punchline and suddenly you’re knee deep in anal, voyeurism, and girls showing way too much skin in the chapel.

The fun part for me was how the game quietly turns you into a little sex manager. You’re not just clicking through scenes. You’re juggling stats like Fun, Energy, Allure, Sexperience and Money, and they actually matter. You wanna drag a classmate into your corruption spiral, you better have enough Allure and the right timing, because some events only trigger when Amara is in a certain mood or you pushed a girl just far enough. One moment I was in the dorm teasing a shy girl with a toy, just casual masturbation training, and a bit later she’s sucking dick on camera for Amara’s iFap channel like it’s no big deal. The pacing of that fall is nice and dirty. Corruption here isn’t just a label. You can feel it when a girl that refused to flash her tits earlier suddenly agrees to public exhibition in the showers while other students “pretend” they’re not watching. The camming storyline is hilarious and sleazy at the same time: you push them into doing oral, playing with themselves, trying anal plugs on stream, and the game keeps throwing in those quips that make you grin like an idiot. Then you level them up even more and suddenly escorting on iFuq is on the table, with group sex events and weird little interracial scenes that pop up like “oh ok, we’re doing this now.” Some of the sandbox routine gets a bit grindy, like you’re repeating similar actions hoping for the next random sexy event, and sometimes the timing feels like Ren’Py rolled a nat 1 on your libido. But then you get a new event with Amara taking two girls to a “study session” that somehow turns into lesbian foreplay, a spanking lesson and finally everyone stuffed and covered, and you kinda forgive the jank. It’s messy, it’s horny, it’s funny in a dumb way, and the game doesn’t pretend to be classy. It just hands you a reform school full of difficult girls and asks, very politely, how filthy you feel like making them today.

Roger is supposed to be the good boy on vacation, nose in the books, trying to claw his way into uni with a scholarship. Instead he ends up in this weird horny summer bubble where “studying” means Julia from next door bending over his desk in shorts way too tight and asking him if he remembers what she explained. Of course he doesn’t. Nobody remembers basic math when her tits are basically on the page. The game leans hard into this whole private-tutor fantasy, but what I liked is that Julia isn’t just some airhead porn MILF copy. She actually quizzes him, teases him when he fails, then “rewards” correct answers with stuff that would get every real teacher fired in about two minutes. One moment she’s going through exercises, next moment she’s guiding his hand under her top like it’s a totally normal step in the learning plan. It feels like one of those summers that screw up your whole idea of what “first love” is supposed to look like. You can be half focused on a physics problem and half focused on not blowing your load while she strokes your cock with her foot under the table. Multitasking, I guess.

The fun really kicks in when she starts “training” him for dates with her friend Andrea. She treats it like a project. Roleplay practice on the couch, fake flirting, her sitting on his lap showing him what to do with his hands, even commenting on his kissing like she’s grading homework. Then she actually sets up those dates for real and watching Roger fuck it up, then slowly get better, is strangely cute and also filthy as hell. Andrea is more shy at first, more sweet, but once Julia nudges her over the edge the whole thing turns into this messy triangle where everyone kind of knows what’s going on and nobody wants to say it out loud. You can have these scenes where Julia is “supervising” from the background, pretending she’s just helping out, while she’s clearly getting off on seeing Roger with her friend. There’s a part where he’s alone with Andrea on a bench outside at night, hands under her skirt, and you just know Julia is somewhere nearby, watching from the balcony, touching herself quietly. The game doesn’t even hide it, it just cuts between them and lets you enjoy this half-romantic, half-creepy voyeur vibe. By the time you get to things like messy blowjob practice, slick titfucks on the couch, or those nights where Andrea is riding him while Julia slips in and pushes it further, it stops being “study help” and more like a porn curriculum she built because she never really planned to share him at all. Except she still does. Sometimes. Depending how you play it. And somehow between all the dick-in-every-hole chaos, the game still manages to sell the idea that Julia and Roger are actually falling for each other, which is both hot and a little fucked, like a lesson nobody should really learn but everyone kinda wants to.