Thanksgiving in this game feels like somebody spiked the gravy with lust potion and forgot to tell the hostess. You’re dropped in as this cocky asshole of an adventurer who’s supposed to help with a “magical feast,” but honestly you spend more time buried between thighs than near an oven. One moment you’re picking herbs in a sparkly forest, next moment a fairy with tits bigger than her head is straddling your face, teasing you with her wings and rubbing against your nose while she pretends you’re “just helping with pollen.” Yeah, sure. The point and click stuff is actually kinda nice on mobile, just tapping around, poking things, accidentally triggering voyeur scenes because you clicked the wrong bush and now you’re spying on a milf witch masturbating with a glowing wand that hums louder the closer she gets. She keeps moaning about needing “ingredients” while she’s grinding that wand over her clit, and your dude just hides like some pervy little goblin, rock hard, not even pretending he’s there for noble reasons.

The crazy part is how they mix silly humor with really filthy content. You’re chatting with a demon girl about stuffing turkeys, and two clicks later she’s talking about stuffing your ass instead, then shoving you onto a stone table and riding you like she’s trying to break your spine. She has these slight monster girl vibes, horns and tail, curling that tail around your throat while she bounces on your cock, big ass slapping against your hips. She calls it “ritual bonding,” but it’s just her making you cum three times while you beg her to slow down. Sometimes the sandbox exploration feels a little too open and I got lost in some enchanted village, wandering around tapping random doors until I ended up peeking through a window and seeing an aunt-like milf bent over the table, giant tits hanging, getting throat-fucked by some faceless spirit. You can choose to walk away, but of course I stayed, watching, hand slowly stroking under my clothes like some horny loser. I liked that the game just lets you be that creep without judging. The turn based combat is almost a joke, half the enemies are sexy ninjas or demon maids, and half of their attacks are teasing moves. One dark ninja girl pins you down as a “stun,” sits on your chest and makes you lick her through her tight outfit until your stamina drops, then you finish the fight by using some ridiculous superpower that blasts her clothes off and leaves her kneeling, panting, begging for your “mercy.” You can deny her or pull her hair and use her mouth, and the animation when she chokes on your cock, tears in her eyes, is surprisingly hot for something that also has slapstick moments with talking turkey legs. It feels like a horny fever dream cooked by a Disney fan who watched way too much hentai, and I kind of hate how much it worked on me.

Midna finally gets what every horny fan on the internet has been drawing for years, and it’s just as dirty as your old browser history. This little imp from Twilight Princess is dropped straight into a private sex menu where she basically exists to service that big Hylian cock in every way you’ve secretly wanted since you were “just looking up Zelda lore on Google Images.” No plot, no hero’s journey, no saving Hyrule, only Midna staring at your screen like, “yeah, I know why you’re here, you filthy human, pick something from the corner and stop pretending.” You click an option, and suddenly her tiny body is wrapped around a thick shaft, those small tits bouncing a bit while her hands jerk you off with that smug expression that probably awakened half of the fandom in the first place. She’s got that mix of bratty and needy, like she’s mocking the size and still drooling over it, and it makes her handjob scenes feel like an insult and a reward at the same time. Very motivating combo, by the way.

Then the mouth comes into play and it honestly hits different. When she takes it in, the way her head moves and her lips stretch is weirdly satisfying, like someone actually paid attention to the sucking, not just looped some lazy motion. One second she’s working the shaft with both hands, the next her tongue’s all over the tip, and you’re just there thinking, “I really shouldn’t be this turned on by a gremlin from a Nintendo game,” while your mouse keeps clicking new angles like you’re browsing TikTok, but instead of dances it’s deepthroat. The anal part is where the game just stops pretending to be classy at all. Small imp, big cock, tight hole, and she still looks like she’s half annoyed, half addicted to it. Watching her get it in the ass, with her back arched and her hips pushed out, is that kind of scene you tell yourself you’ll watch once, just to check, and twenty minutes later you’re still there, trying every variation of speed like you’re testing a new vibrator setting. The cumshots are absolute porn-brain territory too, no subtlety, just thick white mess all over her face, in her mouth, dripping from her ass, like the artist had one goal: “make sure the player knows this guy definitely didn’t pull out.” And you do know. Repeatedly.

What’s funny is how simple the whole thing is and still it worms into your brain. It’s just you, a list of actions in the corner you keep pretending not to hover over, and Midna being a complete pervert about every single one. There’s something oddly charming about how she goes from smug little troll to cum-soaked toy, then back to smug like nothing happened, like she’s ready to tease you again and you’re the only one embarrassed here. Sometimes the small tits work even better because the focus is on her expressions and the cock she’s worshipping, not some giant bouncing balloons blocking the view. Then again, when she’s riding, her chest moves just enough to remind you they’re there and honestly that sells the motion more than any huge anime chest could. I kept switching between oral and anal like I was changing Spotify tracks, hunting for that “just right” rhythm, and when the final spurt hits and you see her swallow or feel it dripping out of her used asshole, it’s this filthy little payoff that makes you think, “yeah ok, one more round,” which is obviously a lie you believe every time. The whole thing feels like a very specific thirst from a very specific part of the internet somehow got turned into a toy you can actually click and play with, and if you were ever even slightly weak to Midna fanart, good luck pretending you’re not going to check every single option at least twice.

Back again is Midna, laden with seduction and craving your touch. She’s no longer just a character; she’s an irresistible presence, responding to your teasing and penetration. You’ve seen games like this before, but with Midna, the heat reaches new heights - her fiery red hair glows, her eyes locked on you as you edge her closer and closer to climax.

Every interaction pulses with raw energy, melding distraction with deep, unrelenting pleasure. Your exploration is deliberate - caressing her smooth skin, igniting sparks along every inch of her body. With every gasp and shiver, she melts further under your control.

Penetrate her eagerly, setting off waves of pleasure that ripple through both your bodies. The X-ray vision feature reveals every delicious movement, every curve bending beneath your touch - a voyeuristic glimpse at pure lust embalmed in vivid detail. Choose your favorite angles and positions, including raw anal or intense titfuck sequences.

Watch as she flips between sultry innocence and desperate need, making each session feel like a wild negotiation of pleasure and domination. As the crescendo nears, you ride the wave of buildup, pushing both of you closer to release.

Finally, when the moment breaks, a hot wave of release coats her body in slick evidence of your conquest, leaving both of you breathless and sated. This is no tame fantasy - it’s a visceral plunge into dirty, primal play with one of gaming’s most alluring icons.

Are you ready to take Midna beyond legend? Dominate her in lush POV scenes and hardcore sessions until the story doesn’t end but rewinds, looping forever around your insatiable desires.

Prepare yourself for a relentless adventure packed with passionate, unfiltered sequences, brought vividly to life through Midna’s every moan, twitch, and gasp.

Link has had a lot of fan porn over the years, but this one is very specifically about that weird, horny question most Twilight Princess players had and never said out loud: what if Midna stopped being a snarky little gremlin and just became a total cock-obsessed slut for him. The game leans into that fantasy without shame. There’s no dungeon puzzle, no wolf stealth, no nothing. It throws you straight into a scene where Midna is basically presenting herself like “ok hero, I’m your quest reward now, use me however you want.” She still has that smug vibe, just twisted into something sexual. The way she looks at Link’s dick feels like she’s judging and worshipping it at same time, like “this is pathetic” and then she chokes on it until her mascara would run, if she had any. It fits her character in this strange way: she always played with him, now she plays with his cock.

The actual interaction is simple but kind of honest about what people really come here for. You bounce between her jerking him off with those small tits barely doing anything except jiggling cutely, her swallowing him down her throat like she’s trying to prove a point, and then the real meat of it: pussy and anal. There’s this nice little rhythm where you switch from her grinding on him, wet and needy, to her getting it in the ass and suddenly the smug queen of shadows is clenching and gasping like she’s not actually in control at all. When you push for deepthroat, her whole body angle shifts like she’s trying to get every last centimeter in and there’s this specific moment where she pauses, eyes a bit crossed, and then takes that final push. It’s goofy and hot at same time. The climax stuff has that classic old-school flash-game cruelty: “where do you want to ruin her, hero?” You can paint her face, fill her pussy, fill her ass, cover her body, basically treat her like a living cum target. The creampie shots hit that fanfiction fantasy of Link finally not being the clueless virgin, just blasting loads into a princess who is begging for more like she doesn’t care about Hyrule at all. It’s trashy, it’s blunt, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic. Honestly I wish there was at least one tiny nod to an actual story choice or some weird Midna magic twist, but in the same time, that dumb directness is part of the charm. You open it, you make Midna choke, you fuck her holes, you cover her in sperm, you close the tab, you wonder briefly what the original devs at Nintendo would think, then you go back to your life like nothing happened. Classic browser porn ritual.