Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.

Reiko, the fiery redhead you might remember from past encounters, is back to drag you deeper into a world of raw, unfiltered pleasure. This time, the game throws you straight into the heat of the moment where your goal is clear: fill her tight, willing ass with every drop of your cum. What sets this game apart is how you can shift seamlessly between intense sex scenes and voyeuristic view modes, letting you watch every slick detail unfold from angles that make your pulse race. Your mouse becomes your instrument of domination - click through menus, select your moves, and decide exactly how you want to break her down, one filthy choice at a time. The game’s mechanics are designed to keep you hooked, blending smooth controls with outrageous visuals that capture every splash, every gasp, and every twitch of Reiko’s body under your command. Reiko isn’t just a character; she’s a legend reborn in this twisted homage to classic adventures, mixing the thrill of exploration with the rawness of adult fantasies. If you’re craving a game that combines brutal anal action, relentless cumshots, and the chance to control every filthy detail, this is the playground you’ve been waiting for. Click, fuck, watch, and repeat - there’s no limit to how deep you can go or how filthy things can get once you start playing.