Three words first: bored, horny, stranded.

That is kinda the whole mood here. You and this white haired android girl, very much a 2B parody, stuck in a ruined city, waiting for enemies that take forever to show up. Nothing to scan, nothing to hack, just this silent empty zone and your partner in that tight black outfit with half her ass peeking out. The game just looks at you like: “Alright, what now?” And of course your brain goes straight into “ok, let’s ruin that perfect combat doll while we wait.”

What I liked is how simple it is and how dirty it feels anyway. No big story, no deep drama, just this weird quiet mission delay, like someone paused the main Nier plot and whispered “quick, fuck her”. You can slide in front of her and put her in missionary, see her under that blindfold, legs spread, mechanical body moving like she is trying to keep her combat posture but her hips keep giving in. Then you switch behind and suddenly it is doggystyle with that short skirt pushed up, and it has that “we really should not be doing this here” vibe. I probably spent too much time just rotating the camera to see how her ass jiggles when you go a bit too fast, like some horny photographer making moodboards for a very illegal Pinterest board.

At the same time, it is kinda janky. Interface looks like something thrown together in Unity over one weekend after too much coffee and too little sleep. Animations work, but they are not super smooth, sometimes feel like she is lagging just a tiny bit in her movements, like the android is buffering your dick. But also that roughness is hot somehow, because it feels like a dirty fan project more than some super polished studio product. I play official Nier on PS Remote on my tablet, all elegant and tragic, then open this in Chrome like “ok, time for the fucked up fan cut.” The customization is limited as hell, but that is fine, I only wanted one thing: specific positions with a specific white haired android and a big sticky finish. The cum shots are honestly better than they should be, it lets you just absolutely plaster her; chest, thighs, face, whatever, and it lingers there like a guilty reminder. One time I finished on her stomach, enemies finally spawned in the background, and I just kept thrusting a few more seconds while she is covered and the mission is technically starting. Completely stupid. Completely hot. I wish there was more variety in animations, more toys, more ways to mess up that perfect soldier, but this game is clearly not trying to become something bigger. It just wants to trap you in that tiny moment between “target not here yet” and “I’m gonna cum inside my android partner again”, and it does that really fucking well.

It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

This one feels like something a horny fan sketched during class and then actually finished later in Ren’Py or whatever, in the best and worst way. It is exactly what your brain secretly wanted that one time you saw Starfire bend over in the original show, but with all the subtlety ripped out. No long setup, no fake drama, it just throws you into a cheap little fantasy where you pick between the bubbly alien redhead and her smug, bitchy sister and start using them like sex toys. As a VN dev, I kind of respect how blunt it is. No fake choices about “relationship points” or morality. Just: who do you want under you first, and in what position, and how messy do you want to leave her face. The writing is like horny fanfic from someone who never learned punctuation properly, but sometimes that actually works with this subject. When Blackfire calls you out for staring at her tits and then still ends up riding you like she wants to break your pelvis, it hits the right kind of trashy.

The funniest part for me is how the “plot” pretends to exist for about two lines and then just gives up. Starfire does her innocent confused thing, one or two lines that sound kind of like the cartoon, and then boom, she is on her back, legs up, saying she wants your “Earth seed” while you pound her in missionary. The switch from half-hearted characterization to pure porn is so hard it’s almost a jump scare. I liked one tiny detail a lot: when you swap from missionary to doggy with her, she still turns her head back with that goofy, desperate-to-please smile, like she is scared you will stop if she is not enthusiastic enough. That tiny expression sells her more than the actual dialogue, which is weirdly stiff in parts, like someone was nervous writing actual dirty talk. The positions themselves are simple, like a mini gallery: missionary to see their faces, cowgirl when you want them in control, doggy when you just want to grab hips and forget they are superheroes. There is a decent finish system, you pick where to cum, and the game gives you that sticky payoff shot that every porn parody needs. It is not subtle, sometimes the dirty lines repeat, and a few transitions feel like someone cut a scene too early in Premiere, but if you grew up watching these two and wondering how they’d sound with your cock deep inside them, this whole thing is basically that unfiltered thought turned into a little clickable toy.

Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.