Izuku here is not that smiling cinnamon roll from the anime. This version of him wakes up in a twisted isekai-style remix of UA where being a “hero” is more like managing your own harem while pretending everything is still about justice. You start out weak and kind of pathetic, which is perfect, because the whole fun is slowly watching him slide from “I wanna save everyone” to “okay but I also really wanna fuck everyone.” The game throws you straight into familiar faces with very unfamiliar attitudes: Ochako flirting way too hard over something simple like training, Tsuyu letting those deadpan lines drop while her hand is doing anything but heroic stuff, Mina teasing like she got a side quest to ruin your self control. Nothing feels super polished, the dialogs sometimes jump around, but it kinda fits this messy “fanfic that got out of control” vibe. You’re just clicking through Ren’Py scenes on your phone or PC like reading horny manga, but then stuff starts animating and you’re like oh, okay, this is Serious Business now.

The routes go from soft romance to “I cannot show this screen in public” very fast. One moment you’re in a fake wholesome training mission, next moment Ochako is sitting on your lap, bouncing in low gravity, tits flying everywhere because of her quirk abuse, and the game casually lets you choose whether you want to finish between her thighs, on her tits or in her pussy. Then you got Toga, who is absolutely unhinged in the best way: knife talk, yandere eyes, then suddenly she’s on her knees, drooling on your cock while giggling about “collecting your blood” and you’re like, yes queen, that’s not how blood works but keep going. Tsuyu’s scenes lean hard into the foot stuff and her long tongue, so you end up in this awkward yet hot moment where she’s jerking you off with those slimy toes while licking your shaft like it’s some weird training drill. The Milf route sneaks up too, you think she’s just there for plot, next thing she’s pressing her huge tits against you in the kitchen, pretending it’s “comforting” you, then your hand slips under her shirt and bam, full mom titfuck with milk dripping, animated, shameless.

What caught me off guard is how the game mixes combat and lewd like it’s no big deal. You do these simple fights that feel like someone copied an RPG Maker battle into Ren’Py, press some skill buttons, win, get “hero points” and instead of a shiny sword you unlock a blowjob scene from Hagakure where you literally see everything except her, just floating cock and mouth action with sound and AI CG trying to guess where her hands are. It’s so scuffed it loops back to being hot. Same with Bakugou, by the way: dude is here, loud as ever, but the story keeps baiting you with potential weird scenes and then just… swerves away or cuts to someone else. Like, why is there a long chat about dominance and power and sweating in the gym if you’re not gonna go anywhere with it? Also the texting parts with the girls feel like horny Telegram RP, you’re spamming choices while on the toilet, trying not to laugh when Mina sends you thirsty messages that read like badly translated memes. The animation is not always smooth, faces sometimes look a bit AI-cursed, but when you’re watching Mei jerk you off with those greasy mechanic hands under the workbench, oil smeared on your shaft while she talks about “testing new devices”, your brain stops caring about inconsistency real fast. By the time you get to full-on harem scenes with multiple girls taking turns on your cock, thighs squeezing, one sitting on your face for cunnilingus while another rides you, it feels like some deranged fan’s wet dream that accidentally became a full mobile game and no one had the heart to stop it.

High School Days throws you straight into that horny teen chaos where everything feels like a bad decision and the right one at the same time. You’re this transfer student stuck at grandma’s place while your parents try to not kill each other, and instead of acting like a responsible kid, you basically start a city-wide harem project by accident. The tone is funny and kinda stupid in a good way, like those old Newgrounds games you played hiding the browser tab at school, except here every girl has an actual mini story and not just “click here for boobs”. One moment you’re helping some shy quiet girl with her homework, next moment she’s under the table giving you a sloppy blowjob while the teacher is two meters away. The cousin thing is wild too: she starts off acting like she barely remembers you, then she shows up in this tight top with insane tits and you’re like “ah yeah we’re definitely not doing family-friendly here”. There’s a scene where she teases you on the couch, her bare feet sliding up your leg, and by the time she has her toes around your dick, the game makes you click through every little movement, which sounds annoying but somehow it made me way more into the scene than I expected.

Stuff escalates fast once you figure out how the date sim loops work. You move around town, bump into girls, grind affection, grind stats, grind… everything. Some of the routes lean more sweet romance, losing virginity with candles and soft moans and all that, but others are straight-up degenerate and the game doesn’t pretend otherwise. There’s a “good girl” who looks like the perfect waifu and then her route flips into full-on femdom where she has you naked, kneeling, licking her asshole while she calls you her “study pet”. And because of the animated scenes, you actually see her sit on your face, her hips rolling, your tongue getting used like a toy. The rimjob, footjob, blowjob, vaginal, anal, squirt, all that is not just “text says it happens”. You watch the hips bounce, the cock twitch, the cum spray, in a simple comic style that somehow hits harder than more realistic stuff. I swear there’s this one threesome in the locker room, where you’re banging one girl from behind while the other sits on your face, and the loop of her tits jiggling is like, accidentally hypnotic. I stayed on that scene way longer than any normal human should. The funny thing is, the game tries to act like there’s some deep emotional drama, family crisis, “coming of age” stuff, but five minutes later you’re peeking through a window watching a milf ride a tied-up slave boy and you’re mostly thinking about how to trigger that route for yourself. It’s messy, horny, kind of trashy, and yeah, the pacing jumps around like a broken Spotify shuffle, but when a blackmail scene hits and the girl is forced to jerk you off while glaring and calling you a bastard, you completely forget you were supposed to care about exams or feelings or whatever.

The first thing I noticed was how slow it loads in Chrome compared to Firefox, which is weird, because other VN players always recommend Chrome. But after waiting through that blank white flicker, the title just appears, no fancy menu, and it sort of fits - like someone coded the whole thing in one long night with half a plan and a hard-on. The writing swings between absurdly corny dialogue and tense, breathy pauses that actually made me lean forward. Erza’s route hit harder than I expected; the engine stutters a bit when the transition hits from teasing to naked skin, as if the code itself got flustered. At one point Mirajane just stares at the camera, half-undressed, saying nothing, and it’s unsettling but kind of erotic? My mouse double clicked because I didn’t know whether to keep going or stop and breathe.

There’s too much sound compression, though - headphones exaggerate that low moan into something that buzzes in your skull. I liked the way the text box shakes when you make a rougher choice; you can practically feel the humiliation radiate off the screen, and maybe I’m reading too much into it, but that’s the first time I’ve ever felt genuine shame synced with a save file. The whole guild concept keeps drifting around, promising missions, quests, whatever, but it really just becomes an excuse for swapping scenes of control and surrender, of bodies framed like code samples gone wrong. I wanted to click “Settings” to adjust volume, but instead stumbled into an exhibitionism scene that started before I could move. And it’s messy, nerve-pinching messy - some sprite layer got stuck, half-transparent, hovering over Lucy’s face mid-fellatio, and for once, the glitch worked. Like voyeurism baked into the source.

Mobile version? Don’t even bother - touch controls feel like punishment. Still, there’s something raw in how it refuses to clean itself up. It’s not the kind of polish you expect. It’s more like intimacy leaking through bad optimization. Or maybe that’s me making excuses. I tried capturing a screenshot for a forum thread, but my phone overheated, and now whenever I unlock the screen, I swear I still see Mirajane’s smirk fading into white.

Sometimes it can be far tougher to stay under the radar at senior high school than sneaking into a secret facility. Blending in with the crowd might actually be harder than infiltrating a global criminal syndicate. Imagine how difficult it is to walk down the hall wearing last season’s skirt while everyone’s eyes are on you, compared to studying a group of muscle-bound gangsters in a tight bodysuit.

But that’s exactly what your girls from "Absolutely Spies" do all the time - whatever’s hard, they turn into a walk in the park! These girls don’t just blend in; they own every room, every hallway, every dangerous scenario. They’re not just spies - they’re masters of disguise, deception, and daring moves that leave everyone else breathless.

In this game, you step into their shoes, navigating the treacherous world of high school espionage where every glance could expose you and every wrong move could blow your cover. You’ll have to choose your outfits carefully because blending in isn’t just about looking the part - it’s about surviving the social minefield without raising suspicion. From dodging nosy teachers to outsmarting rival spies and even dealing with unexpected crushes, the pressure is relentless.

You’ll sneak through crowded hallways, eavesdrop on secret conversations, and gather intel that could topple criminal empires - all while keeping your identity hidden. The tension is electric, and every decision counts. Do you risk drawing attention with a bold move, or play it safe and wait for the perfect moment? The choice is yours, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Get ready to dive deep into a world where teenage drama meets high-stakes espionage. Your mission: survive the chaos of high school, outwit dangerous enemies, and prove that nothing is too tough when you’ve got the skills of an Absolute Spy. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become the ultimate undercover agent? Step in, gear up, and show them what real stealth looks like.