Guy wakes up after a Christmas party, head kinda foggy, place looks like a crime scene made of empty bottles and tinsel, and the fridge is crying. Zero food, but a dick that’s very awake. Classic. Instead of being a normal person and cooking some sad eggs, he grabs the phone, calls for pizza, and yeah, if you’ve played any of the Gay Dreams stuff you already know this is not really about food. It’s more like “Grindr with extra cheese” energy. The whole thing feels like one of those porn fantasies you joke about with friends and then secretly wish actually happened: half naked at home, doorbell rings, hot pizza guy standing there acting all professional for like two seconds before the porn logic kicks in and everyone forgets about money or health code.

What I like is how fast it drops you into the horny part. No long intro, no five-minute talk about feelings, it just throws you into that awkward first moment when the door opens and you’re like: “Am I really going to flirt with this stranger or just mumble thanks and shut the door?” Since I was testing it like speed dating, I tried speaking to him in my head like it’s Tinder chat. Some attempts felt like good pickup lines, some felt like the kind of shit you type when you’re drunk and lonely. One run I imagined saying, “You can put the tip in my mouth too,” and yeah, the way it plays out on screen is almost that blunt. The sex goes from zero to hard in a second, exactly like some crappy porn plot, and somehow that’s what makes it nice. It’s stupid, but it’s honest-stupid. There is one detail that annoyed me though: the pizza barely matters. I kept waiting for some sauce play or at least a dumb “extra sausage” gag that lasts more than one second, but the game is like “ok, food done, time to fuck” and never really comes back to it. It’s horny like a teenager with Wi‑Fi, not a foodie.

The actual action is simple but hits that “flash porn game at the office on your lunch break” nostalgia. You click through, watch the guy get more into it, the delivery dude suddenly turns from shy worker to full-on porn top like he’s been waiting his whole life for one customer to open the door wearing too little. There’s rougher movement, loud moans, the kind of pounding where the neighbor would complain in real life, and the camera really loves dick. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like the scene cuts right when you want a few extra strokes, then lingers a bit too long on a loop you’ve already seen, but whatever, your hand is probably busy anyway. It’s not romantic. It’s not tender. It’s just two dudes going from “here’s your pizza” to hard bareback fuck on the spot, with nothing deep to say about love or relationships, and that’s kind of the charm. Like a one-night stand born from hunger and horniness, where the only real decision is: do you come before the pizza gets cold, or after.

You start as this kinda clueless guy who just wants some easy cash delivering pizza, and suddenly you’re knee deep in a beach resort that feels like it was designed by a horny god with zero HR rules. The whole thing plays like a goofy visual novel that keeps tripping over its own jokes, then somehow landing face first in some really filthy scenes. One second you’re checking a delivery address in a half-busted menu, next second the door opens and there’s a stacked blonde in a bikini top that can’t decide if it’s clothing or suggestion. The game doesn’t even pretend to be serious. You get into these dialogues where you try to sound professional while staring at gigantic tits that basically have their own gravity, and half your choices feel like: “Be polite” or “Accidentally flirt like a horny idiot.” And both usually lead to trouble, just different flavors of it.

What I liked is how they use the “pizza boy” thing as an excuse to throw you into all kinds of weird situations. Like, there’s this delivery to the green haired girl at the pool, and the scene starts normal, just small talk about the order, some dumb jokes about extra cheese, whatever. Then she stretches on the deck chair, her bikini bottom rides up, you get a close-up cg that is absolutely not subtle, and you suddenly notice this small dialogue branch that was easy to miss. If you pick it, she starts teasing you about tips. Not money tips. The tension ramps up quick. The writing is still trying to be funny, but the cg is already full hentai mode, uncensored, skin shining like she’s been soaked in sunscreen for an hour. I had that moment of “ok this is stupid” while at the same time scrolling back to check if there was a way to push the scene even further. Spoiler: there kinda is, but you need to be a bit of an asshole earlier with another girl at the beach bar, which I found by accident. Totally not replay-safe if you pretend to be a good guy all the time.

Then there is the scientist. She shows up like the game took a wrong turn out of Pornhub and fell into some cheap sci fi parody. Lab coat barely closed, tattoos poking from underneath, talking about “testing new code” in the resort system and acting like your dick is part of the experiment. There are bugged text boxes sometimes, stuff flickers, and instead of fixing it she sort of leans into it and starts breaking the fourth wall in this teasing way. She literally blames “code bugs” for why her top keeps disappearing in the cg gallery, like it is a glitch and not that the artist just wanted her naked in every variant. You get this optional scene where she asks you to deliver “special pizza” to her lab at night, and the whole route goes from light comedy to full hentai lab fantasy. Restraints, scanners, her sitting on your lap pretending she is calibrating something, and your choices change tiny details in the cg: glasses on or off, open coat, how rough it gets. It’s not super deep, but it felt more playful than most jam stuff I’ve seen.

The resort itself is full of beach clichés, in a good trashy way. Redhead lifeguard with a body that looks like it violates health and safety, fake wholesome smile, then you notice the way the camera angle keeps dropping to her chest when she “checks your pulse.” There’s a scene where she pretends you might be dehydrated and drags you to the shade. Absolutely no medical training in that scene, just wet lips, tan lines, and an excuse to slide her hand too low when she is “making sure your heart is fine.” The game lets you pick if you play along or try to act innocent, but both paths are horny, just with different banter. The humor is actually not terrible. It’s dumb, meme-ish, full of throwaway lines about late orders and bad mobile data, like someone wrote it while doomscrolling Twitter and watching hentai at the same time. My only real complaint is that sometimes it feels like the choices tease something big and then you just get the same cg with one line changed, but maybe that fits this whole lazy resort mood.

Some of the best bits are smaller things that almost feel like inside jokes for people who crawl adult VN sites too much. There’s a moment where a blonde customer says “don’t worry, I’m legal, this isn’t that kind of game” and then immediately asks you to help rub lotion into places the camera very clearly wants to focus on. Another time, a text popup bugs out and repeats three times, and instead of hiding it they let the scientist comment on how your “route flag is stuck” while her hand slowly moves offscreen on your body in the cg. Stuff like that makes it feel like everyone involved knew exactly what type of trashy, horny beach story they were making and just ran with it. It’s rough, sometimes clumsy, a bit all over the place, and the girls are drawn with that exaggerated hentai logic where every boob looks heavier than your whole torso. But when you are in the middle of a scene, watching sweat drip between giant tits while you’re still holding a pizza box in the corner of the frame, it kind of just clicks. You’re not here for perfect pacing. You’re here because a part-time job at a resort full of hot women and broken code is the exact porn plot your brain secretly wanted and never asked for out loud.

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