Tsunade here looks like she just finished one bottle of sake too many and decided “fuck it, I’m getting wrecked today.” The whole thing feels like you accidentally opened someone’s filthy secret project in an old browser tab and then stayed because it actually hits the right spots. You start with her on all fours, that ridiculous round ass filling the whole screen, and everything is from your eyes only, like you’re pressed right behind her, hips touching, smelling her sweat and perfume mix. There’s no long intro, no fake romance, just her kneeling there with those huge tits hanging and bouncing under her, waiting for you to start slamming her like a bad decision. It’s messy in a good way. The controls are simple and kinda janky, like the flash era never died, but honestly that makes it feel more dirty. You click, the pace changes, her ass starts clapping, her back arches, she moans louder, and suddenly the room in the game feels smaller, more humid, like she’s gonna drag you down with her.

The best part is how her body reacts. Those massive boobs swing under her with a tiny delay every time you thrust, like they got their own physics engine that only cares about making you distracted. You find yourself staring at her tits for way too long, then remember the real show is that fat ass in front of you, cheeks shaking every time you push in. The angle makes you feel like you’re practically inside her, watching your shaft disappear between her thighs, and then you notice little details that shouldn’t matter but they do: the faint shine on her skin, that tiny twitch in her lower back when you go deeper, the way her hair moves a bit when your rhythm gets rough. There’s this one moment when you speed it up, and her whole body starts to give up, shoulders dropping, head lowering, like she’s not the Hokage anymore, just a horny milf begging you to fill her. You keep going, the sound in your head louder than any actual sound, and when you finally decide to finish, you dump it all inside her and watch the cum spill back out slowly, thick and warm-looking, like her pussy is trying to keep it but failing. It’s dirty, it’s simple, it’s raw, and it kinda feels like a secret little fuck session you weren’t supposed to see but can’t stop replaying anyway.

Makoto Nanaya here is basically what happens when some BlazBlue dev has one horny thought too many and the internet turns it into a whole game. You don’t get plot walls, no fake epic story, it’s straight to the point: squirrel girl with huge tits and a thick ass wants your dick in every possible angle the camera can handle. She still has that cocky fighter vibe, like she’s about to trash talk you between sucking you off, which honestly feels on-brand. You click in and it’s just her, looking like she jumped out of some cursed rule34 folder you pretend you don’t have, except now she’s actually reacting to what you do instead of being stuck in a jpeg. I went in thinking, “ok, quick fap, check the animations, leave,” and then ended up trying to see how many times I could make her swallow before the facial just painted her whole face like some degenerate speedrun challenge.

POV here is doing heavy lifting. You’re basically glued to her eyes while she works your cock with that smug little half smile like she knows you’re about to blow way too fast and she’s fine with it. The blowjob loop is surprisingly hot, especially when her tits are bouncing just on the edge of your vision, and if you’re like me and you chase 100% unlocks like a lunatic, you’ll start experimenting with timing, switching between her mouth and tits just to see the different cum placements. Facial, mouth, inside, it’s like collecting endings in a VN, just with more moaning and less “skip text.” Creampie finish has that nice “oh shit I shouldn’t but I’m doing it anyway” energy, and when she squeezes around you while you dump inside, that’s the moment I went “ok, this is way better than it has any right to be” and then immediately complained to myself about one tiny clipping issue on her hair that nobody else will ever notice. Also I got stuck once trying to trigger a different position because my dumb ass kept clicking the same hotspot expecting a new scene like some kind of erotic Dark Souls. But when she’s riding you, tits out, tail twitching, and you’re watching her big ass slam down in POV, that annoyance just kind of melts away into the background noise of “yeah, I’m absolutely going to replay this and pretend I’m testing mechanics again.”

Etna is already a little brat in the original games, so seeing her thrown here in this fucked up monster dungeon thing on mobile feels weirdly right. You open it and it just goes straight to her, chained up in the dark, red hair in your face, tits basically begging you to zoom in. No long story, no fake plot, just her and this huge demon thing looming over her. Touch controls are actually the main fetish here. You tap, drag, pinch, and she loses more clothes, more dignity, and somehow looks even hornier for it. At first I thought, ok, just another lazy hentai clicker, but then you start playing with the undress options and it feels more like you’re doing a custom photoshoot where the photographer is a sick fuck and the model is pretending she hates it but you know she doesn’t. Bra gone. Panties gone. Stockings half ripped. That tail of hers is moving like it has its own mind while the monster lines her up for another round. By the way, the UI button in the top left is ugly as hell and it annoyed me the whole time.

What really surprised me is how much they lean into the whole “bigger demon wins” thing. You’re not some self‑insert hero here. You are basically the camera of this bastard demon, stuck in POV, watching him slam this ridiculous monster cock inside her, both pussy and ass. Vaginal first, obviously, because they want you to see her open up slowly, wet, stretching around something that should not fit. Then, when you flick the little toggle and swap to anal, she tenses up, eyes wide, and that’s where I actually put down my phone once. Not because it was too much, but because I wanted to switch hand, my grip was getting sweaty. Funnily, the color slider for the demon’s skin is way more fun than it has any right to be. One moment he’s a classic black demon, next he’s some stupid bright purple thing ramming her from behind, like a rejected Monster Hunter boss that decided to quit and become a porn star instead. Totally immersion breaking, and I still kept doing it.

The animations focus heavy on the hips and the way her body reacts. She bounces forward when he thrusts, her butt cheeks jiggle when he pulls out, there’s that shiny line of spit or cum or whatever leaking down when he switches holes. You move the camera just a bit, suddenly you’re right up in her ass, watching that ring stretch and swallow every vein on that thing. Then you move up and see her face, half crying, half in heat, drool on her lip, hair messy, collar tight on her neck, and yeah, at that point it felt more intense than half the “***” tagged stuff on FapNinja or whatever garbage I usually scroll on Chrome. I thought the sound would be trash but the wet slaps and her little choked moans actually got me. Plus, it loads quick in browser on my phone, way better than some laggy Unity stuff. Still, one thing drove me insane: you can change demon color but not his eye glow. Why. Why give me that much control over his skin and then leave his eyes stuck like that. Every time I looked, it pulled me out of it a bit, then the monster went back into her ass and, well, I forgot to care again.

Wearing her classic uniform, Haruhi Suzumiya stands before you, a wicked glint in her eye that promises something naughty. Understanding your deepest cravings, she chooses this outfit with a purpose that's far from innocent.

Still, her reason for showing up like this goes deeper than simple dress-up. She’s here to suck you off, her lips wet and waiting to feel you fill her mouth until you’re ready to explode.

Don’t underestimate her enthusiasm, even if this blowjob feels fresh and unpracticed. The way she tries to please you, learning every curve and reaction, draws you closer to the edge.

You can feel her heartbeat quicken as she works to bring you to the brink, her lips and tongue driving you wild. You won’t miss a single detail as her mouth wraps around you, her eyes locked on yours, hungry and eager.

That explosive climax, painted across her cheeks, seals the memory of this wild encounter forever. Experience the thrill of taking her first blowjob and the rush of dominating your favorite school girl in this uncensored fantasy.

Are you prepared to dive into this intimate, messy, and utterly taboo moment with Haruhi? Take control and let her discover just how good a blowjob can be when she’s yours to command.