Hydragodon episode feels like someone mashed a horny Pokémon clone with a shitpost fanfic and forgot to put on the brakes. You’re running around this weird, goofy world full of Pussmon, but this time you don’t just “catch” them, you basically bully them into being your pets with stupid little mini games that look like something from a cursed Newgrounds archive. One second you’re doing a quick timing game, next second the screen cuts straight to a pussy getting stretched, fist deep, like it’s the most normal thing in the world. The tone jumps between silly, dumb jokes and “oh, that’s a whole arm in there” so fast it actually works, somehow. It feels like a hentai parody that grew too much lore by accident. There’s this whole myth around Hydragodon, like some legendary boss Pussmon, and every time the story brings it up, you’re expecting some epic scene, but then the game reminds you it’s mostly about monsters fucking and licking and riding each other in every messy way possible.

What cracked me up is how the furry stuff and the lesbian scenes just sit there like they’ve always been standard RPG side quests. You’re talking to this new character, Dara, and the dialogue hops from dumb jokes to serious “ancient legend” talk, then she’s suddenly in a scene with a Pussmon girl, tongue everywhere, fingers everywhere, like the story just took a smoke break so the porn can clock in. Some of the Pussmon girls are cute, some look like they crawled out of a DeviantArt folder from 2010, but the animations go hard on the action. There’s this one scene where the fisting is not even teased, it just cuts to it and the girl is spread wide, taking it like she trained her whole life for that moment. It’s brutal and funny at same time, because the character is still making dumb horny jokes while you’re watching her get opened up like a suitcase. The “big battle” between those two Pussmon everyone kept talking about turns into exactly what you think it is: not a real fight, more like a lewd showdown where slaps and hits turn into gropes and then they’re basically trying to out-fuck each other. The game pretends your choices matter with the different endings, like you’re some grand adventurer making heavy decisions, but really you’re just picking which flavor of monster girl pussy and who’s on top when the scene cuts in. It’s messy, uneven, horny as hell, and half the time you’re just clicking through dialogue to get back to the next animated bit where someone gets her ass, tail, or everything else handled in very explicit detail.