Mystery Inc rolling up to some random Dutch castle already sounds cheap and horny, and this game doesn’t even pretend to be classy. Velma gets thrown right in as the brainy monster hunter who somehow keeps losing more clothes every time a “bizarre creature” jumps out. The tone is this messy mix of Saturday morning cartoon and late-night porn tab you forgot to close on Chrome. You’re clicking through these little scenes where she’s trying to “analyze” slime samples and weird footprints, but let’s be honest, the monsters are just lining up to fill her up. There’s a big focus on cumshots and creampies, and the game actually leans into it instead of cutting away. When one of those big ugly bastards finally pins Velma and she’s squirming in that half-ripped orange sweater, the camera just stays there on the moment it all spills deep inside her. No classy fadeout, no clever joke, just thick white mess and a nerd girl breathing hard like she’s trying to do math in her head and failing. It’s filthy in a very direct way that I weirdly liked. On my phone with Chrome and on Edge on my old laptop it ran the same, just occasional lag when the monster finishes and the white stuff keeps layering up. I actually thought my browser froze during one of the castle corridor scenes, but it was just the animation looping slightly awkward. Kind of charming, kind of annoying.

Daphne shows up as the redhead distraction, like usual, but they crank her into almost bimbo mode. Half the time she’s talking about “feeling a strange energy” and the other half she’s bending over for no reason at all while something with claws and glowing eyes watches from the shadows. There’s a funny bit where she’s trying to act like some pro monster slayer, but the “plan” is obviously just her getting grabbed and used. She gets those full-body shudders when a monster finishes inside her, and the game holds on her face when she realizes it’s not just on her skin, it’s dripping out of her. The pregnancy risk vibes are strong even though nothing is spelled out, especially with how the camera keeps going back to stretched, used holes and that slow leak of cum. It’s not subtle. I went in expecting more actual mystery, like some real Scooby Doo unmasking where the monster is an old dude in a suit, but nope, these are straight-up monsters who fuck, and everyone just kind of accepts it. It’s funny, because the story pretends to be serious, but the pacing is just sex scene, quick line of “investigation”, then more sex. Still, I liked how the castle itself feels like a horny maze of traps, ruined halls, and secret rooms where Velma is suddenly on her knees with a huge shadow over her. I kept wishing there was a proper build-up scene where they all sit in the van talking about their plan, but the game just throws you right into the cursed sex dungeon vibe and never really explains why these girls are this into monster cock. Or maybe it does and I just clicked too fast because the next creampie was loading. Either way, it sticks in your head like some weird wet dream you’re slightly embarrassed to remember later, when you open your browser history and see that dumb castle again.

Ash walking into Misty’s place for this “Pokemon Go party” already feels like some bad idea you know is gonna turn into really filthy fun. It’s that kind of game where the plot is basically a horny excuse, but it actually leans into it in a funny way instead of pretending to be deep. Misty shows up as this grown, stacked redhead version of herself, huge tits stuffed into a top that clearly lost the fight against gravity a long time ago, and Ash is just standing there, trying to act normal while obviously staring at her chest. The whole “we haven’t seen each other in years” thing is used just enough to give them that weird tension, like childhood friends suddenly realizing, oh shit, we’d totally fuck now. There are some dumb jokes about catching “rare mons” around the house, her teasing him that he came for the Pokemon but is staring at the “two biggest ones in the room” and stuff like that, and it actually made me grin like an idiot once or twice. It’s not high art, but it doesn’t pretend to be. It’s like watching a dirty parody on your phone when you should be checking email on Gmail instead. Your brain turns off, your dick wakes up, everyone has a role.

The actual action kicks off when Misty basically flips the whole party tone. She starts “explaining” a game, tapping on her phone, then slowly guiding Ash to sit on the couch next to her. There’s this moment where she leans forward to “show him something on the screen” and her tits almost fall right out, and you can choose if Ash tries to play it cool or just stares. Both paths end in the same place anyway, with her catching him. She laughs, climbs into his lap, and that’s where the porn side really hits. The sex scenes are old-school hentai parody energy: big tits bouncing hard, Ash way out of his league, Misty riding him like she’s trying to break his stamina stat. There’s a lot of focus on her chest, the way her boobs slap against him while she grinds, those loud over-the-top hentai moans, and her trashy lines about how he “finally caught something worth evolving.” At one point she’s jerking him off while pretending to “throw pokeballs” and I swear I had to pause because I was laughing and horny at the same time, which is confusing in the best way. It’s all very straightforward, nothing crazy like weird fetishes, just classic loud, wet, cartoon sex with a redheaded Misty who clearly knows she’s the main prize. Honestly I kinda wanted a darker, more cruel twist near the end, like her making fun of him after he finishes or turning it into some messed up game he can’t win, but the game stays in this playful, horny zone and never really goes mean. It’s fine. Just makes the sad endings freak in me a bit grumpy, in a stupid way I’ll complain about and still replay anyway.

This one feels like somebody took a cheap porn pop‑up from old Firefox days and stretched it into a “game” just enough that you can pretend you’re doing something with your hands that isn’t just jerking off. You open it and boom, Lois is already there, big ass, big hair, that weird Family Guy rubber look, but somehow hotter than she ever was in the show. She’s not “realistic” hot, she’s that weird cartoon porn hot where the proportions are slightly off and you’re like, yeah ok, this is cursed, I’m in. There’s basically no build‑up, no fake romance, no “oh no, Peter” drama, just straight to her bent over, Quagmire behind her with that creepy grin like the horny goblin he always is. I kinda respect how lazy it is. I also kinda hate it. The background is almost nothing, just enough to tell you “this is probably their house, whatever” and then the camera forgets about the world and stares at her ass like it lost its brain. Which, to be fair, is also what happens to you after a minute.

What actually feels like a game is that you flip through the different ways he pounds her from behind. There’s this dumb little moment where you’re clicking around, trying to find the hot zone, and the first time the animation switches you go “oh shit, it moved.” It’s still just doggy, but every style has a slightly different mood. One is slower, he sinks in deep, her back arches, her tits sway a bit more. Another he just slams her hard, his hips smack her ass, and her expression goes from “oh this is nice” to “ok fuck, that’s a lot.” You can almost hear Quagmire’s stupid giggle in your head even if the game itself is quiet. I kinda wish there was sound, but at the same time I know they would have used some trash looped moan that drives me insane after thirty seconds, so maybe silence is mercy. The way her hair bounces is strangely hypnotic. I caught myself staring only at the hair for like twenty seconds, wondering who animated that, and then realized I was supposed to be looking a bit lower. Clicking through the positions is a little janky, sometimes it stutters, sometimes it jumps to a frame where it looks like he’s clipping inside her spine, but it still does the job. It’s like those old Flash sites I used to open in Internet Explorer by accident, only on purpose this time.

The cheating angle is there, but they don’t milk it too hard. Peter’s not on screen, there’s no awkward cutscene where he walks in, no “family drama,” just that quiet knowledge in your head that yeah, she’s sneaking around with the neighborhood sex pest while her fat goof husband is at work. It actually makes it hotter for me that the game doesn’t scream about it. It just lets you imagine the rest. You’re basically in Quagmire’s head, or maybe you’re just the invisible creep moving the camera, watching her push her ass back on him like she’s been waiting all week for this. There’s this one animation where her hands grip the side of the furniture and her fingers twitch when he goes deeper, and that tiny detail hit me way harder than the obvious stuff. I wish they put that same care into everything, because some frames look lazy as hell, like somebody rushed before lunch. Still, the whole thing is so blunt and honest about what it wants that it kinda works. No story, no choices, no fake morality, just a married redhead with a bubble butt getting wrecked from behind in five slightly different flavors while you sit there, mouse in hand, pretending you’re “testing” which angle is best. Spoiler: you’ll probably cycle through all of them anyway.

This one feels like something a horny fan sketched during class and then actually finished later in Ren’Py or whatever, in the best and worst way. It is exactly what your brain secretly wanted that one time you saw Starfire bend over in the original show, but with all the subtlety ripped out. No long setup, no fake drama, it just throws you into a cheap little fantasy where you pick between the bubbly alien redhead and her smug, bitchy sister and start using them like sex toys. As a VN dev, I kind of respect how blunt it is. No fake choices about “relationship points” or morality. Just: who do you want under you first, and in what position, and how messy do you want to leave her face. The writing is like horny fanfic from someone who never learned punctuation properly, but sometimes that actually works with this subject. When Blackfire calls you out for staring at her tits and then still ends up riding you like she wants to break your pelvis, it hits the right kind of trashy.

The funniest part for me is how the “plot” pretends to exist for about two lines and then just gives up. Starfire does her innocent confused thing, one or two lines that sound kind of like the cartoon, and then boom, she is on her back, legs up, saying she wants your “Earth seed” while you pound her in missionary. The switch from half-hearted characterization to pure porn is so hard it’s almost a jump scare. I liked one tiny detail a lot: when you swap from missionary to doggy with her, she still turns her head back with that goofy, desperate-to-please smile, like she is scared you will stop if she is not enthusiastic enough. That tiny expression sells her more than the actual dialogue, which is weirdly stiff in parts, like someone was nervous writing actual dirty talk. The positions themselves are simple, like a mini gallery: missionary to see their faces, cowgirl when you want them in control, doggy when you just want to grab hips and forget they are superheroes. There is a decent finish system, you pick where to cum, and the game gives you that sticky payoff shot that every porn parody needs. It is not subtle, sometimes the dirty lines repeat, and a few transitions feel like someone cut a scene too early in Premiere, but if you grew up watching these two and wondering how they’d sound with your cock deep inside them, this whole thing is basically that unfiltered thought turned into a little clickable toy.