There’s something weirdly hypnotic about this one. Maybe it’s the way the story pretends to care about training or discipline, but every scene just turns into a slow slide into something filthier than the last. The girls act like they’re trying to impress you, but half the time it feels like they’re daring you to lose control. Hinata’s quiet voice hits harder than it should, like she’s whispering something she’s not supposed to say. And Ino - god, she’s written like she knows she’s in a parody and is just rolling with it. I kept expecting the game to break the fourth wall, but it never does, it just stares back at you like, “Yeah, you’re still here, huh?”

The mobile version runs smoother than I thought, though the sound loops are a bit off - someone really needs to fix that moan that cuts mid-breath, it’s driving me nuts. Not in the good way. The scenes with Tsunade are ridiculous, like they were designed by someone who’s never seen gravity in action, but that’s kind of the charm. There’s a moment with Mei that almost feels tender, until the dialogue reminds you this is a slave trainer fantasy and tenderness doesn’t belong here. I liked that contradiction, actually. It’s filthy and fake and still manages to hit something real for a second before yanking it away.

I wish they’d done more with the Scooby-Doo crossover joke; it shows up once, then disappears like it was embarrassed to be there. Also, why does every character blink at different speeds? It’s unsettling. But when the camera lingers on Sarada’s smirk, you forget everything else. The writing slips between awkward and accidentally poetic, like a drunk confession. And even though I’d never admit it out loud, I caught myself replaying the Hinata route just to hear her break that one line again - it’s wrong, and it’s perfect.

Naruto: Trials of Menma throws you into this weird, horny side corner of Konoha where everything feels familiar and wrong at the same time. You’re Menma, like Naruto’s shadow version, not just a reskin, more like the dev’s excuse to mess with the cast without ruining canon too hard. It’s a visual novel with 3dcg scenes that look way better than I expected from a browser game, especially when the camera gets too close to Sakura’s chest or Hinata’s shy face turning bright red. The story pretends to care about shinobi politics and secrets in the Leaf, but honestly the real “hidden truths” are like: who’s secretly dripping for Menma, and how far can you push them with a mix of teasing, groping, and that slow corrupting vibe. One moment you’re in a semi-serious talk about missions with Naruto Uzumaki, next moment you’re alone with Sakura in some hallway, pressing her up against the wall, her pretending she hates it while her thighs twitch. The game loves that line where the girls act offended and still don’t pull away.

The way each girl is handled feels different. Sakura Haruno is all attitude and fake resistance, snapping at you, calling you an idiot, then freezing up when your hand stays on her ass one second too long. I had one scene with her in the hospital where she’s “checking your injuries” and the camera is definitely not focused on the bandages. You can push, grope her a little too obviously, and the animation sells it when her body leans into your touch for just half a breath. Hinata Hyuga is like soft porn weaponized. She can’t make eye contact, fidgets with her fingers, the classic shy girl thing, but the game lets you be cruelly patient with her. There’s a training ground scene where she trips, lands basically in your lap, and instead of jumping away she just sort of trembles while you slide your hand up her thigh. The teasing there is slow, almost painful, like you’re drawing circles on her skin and she’s waiting for you to go higher, but she can’t ask. In contrast, Ino is more predatory and it’s hot as hell even when it makes no sense. She leans on you, smirks, calls you “Menma-kun” like she already decided you’re her toy, then somehow she’s the one getting pinned and groped, pretending she let you win. That flip happens too fast, but her smug face melting into something needy hits just right.

What surprised me is how being a male protagonist that isn’t Naruto changes the whole mood. You’re not the goofy hero, more like this darker mirror walking through Naruto Shippuden vibes but twisted. Talk to Naruto himself and you almost forget it’s an adult game, then ten minutes later you’re sneaking around Konoha, hunting for a moment alone with Hinata while she’s technically still “his” crush. It feels deliciously wrong, like cheating in a story that never belonged to you. The animated bits are short but they focus on exactly what you want: a hand sliding under Sakura’s skirt, Hinata flinching as fingers graze her panties, Ino pressing your hand tighter on her own chest instead of pushing it away. Sometimes the pacing is a bit off, like you jump from mild flirting to full-on groping in the same dialogue chain, and I honestly got annoyed by one line that kept repeating in different scenes, like the writer forgot they used it already, but then Hinata’s tits bounce in that shy breathing animation and my brain just forgives it. It’s not subtle, not perfect, and the tone jumps from dark, almost villain-like stuff to goofy parody, then straight into horny grinding in a blink. Somehow that messy energy fits Menma’s whole thing. You’re walking around in Naruto’s world, but all your choices smell like lust and bad intentions, and every girl you meet ends up as another canvas for your hands and your dick, whether it takes gentle teasing or rough groping to get there.

Sakura always looked like that good girl in class who pretends she’s focused on homework but has ten filthy tabs open on her phone. This game basically runs with that idea and just throws subtlety out of the window. You’re not some heroic ninja here, you’re the creep with the camera, the guy in the corner who probably clears his browser history way too often and still forgets one tab. The setup is simple: Sakura is secretly fucking Itachi, and your “job” is to catch her in the act and prove she’s not as innocent as she acts around Naruto and Sasuke. It’s weirdly satisfying, like those times you scroll through Twitter at work and suddenly end up in horny territory without meaning to, and then you just stay there because, yeah, why not, I’m here now.

What makes it fun is how aware she is of you. She’s not just passively getting railed; she knows you’re looking, and sometimes it feels like she’s fucking *for* the camera instead of for Itachi. That moment when you zoom in on her face and she’s got that mix of shame and “keep watching, you perv” is honestly hotter than the actual creampie shot. And the game understands that. It keeps pushing you to move the camera, get closer to her pussy, switch angle, get her tits in frame, catch the exact moment she clenches around him. There’s this one sequence where Itachi is just pounding her from behind, and if you catch the timing right, you can snap a shot where you see his cock disappear inside her while she’s biting her lip and staring right at you like you’re the third person in the room. It doesn’t even pretend to be romantic; it’s raw, a bit trashy, and somehow that fits Naruto hentai way too well, like those old flash games we all pretended not to know about.

Itachi himself is basically a dick delivery system here. Don’t expect deep character study or tragic brother storyline, he’s there to fill her up and that’s it. I kind of liked that, actually. Naruto’s off somewhere being inspirational and yelling about friendship while his crush is getting her pussy wrecked by the emo older brother, and honestly that’s funnier than half the parody memes. Sakura’s tits are bigger than in the anime, of course, because hentai logic, but they move just enough to keep your eyes bouncing around the screen instead of locking on one place. The whole thing feels like that guilty pleasure tab you don’t close even when Chrome starts lagging, not polished, not “nice”, but you keep going back to one specific scene anyway because the moment she looks straight at you while taking a full, messy load inside is just too fucking good.

Step again into the storied Konoha Village, where your journey as a budding ninja warrior is about to ignite. You come cloaked in secrecy, pulling you deeper into the village’s hidden secrets. Discovering friends early is your path to uncovering the truth behind your arrival.

Amidst rigorous training, the colorful world of Konoha bursts into focus, and with it, the tantalizing chance to charm the alluring locals. The range of seductive options has expanded, promising even greater thrills.

Wandering through Konoha, you’ll encounter countless opportunities for passion and intrigue. The locals aren’t just rivals in battle - they’re eager to be won over in more intimate ways. Explore passionate moments that heat up your ninja training with raw desire.

Keep in mind, true ninja prowess demands more than just physical skill. Managing your connections with locals can be as tricky as any mission. Is your allure strong enough to turn foes into lovers and friends?

Brace yourself for grueling practice, brutal clashes, and sizzling affairs that will leave you breathless. Step by step, your actions will peel back the secrets surrounding you and pave your way to ninja greatness.

There’s no time to lose. Lose yourself in the thrilling chaos of combat, companionship, and carnal desire. Start your adventure now, where power and pleasure collide!