This Star Wars parody throws you into the director's chair while Ahsoka auditions for... let's call it a very different kind of role than what she's used to in the Clone Wars. The whole setup is beautifully absurd - here's this iconic Jedi getting put through her paces in increasingly compromising situations, and you're the one calling the shots. The animation quality actually surprised me, especially considering how many of these parody games look like they were made in someone's basement over a weekend. Ahsoka's character model moves fluidly through different positions and scenarios, though I kept getting distracted by how her montrals seemed to clip through certain furniture pieces during the more intense scenes.

What really makes this thing work is the branching system - different combinations of your choices lead to wildly different outcomes. One minute you're having her demonstrate some "lightsaber handling techniques" and the next she's bent over a casting couch getting thoroughly examined for her... acting abilities. The oral scenes are particularly well done, with solid attention to detail in the animations. Though honestly, the male domination aspects feel a bit heavy-handed at times, like the dev was trying too hard to hit every fetish checkbox. The interracial elements add some variety to the casting scenarios, but sometimes it feels more like demographic pandering than natural storytelling.

The sex toy integration is where things get really creative - there's this whole sequence where you can have her "audition" with various props that would definitely not be approved by the Jedi Council. The anal content ramps up gradually depending on your choices, which is actually pretty thoughtful design. My only real complaint is that the groping mechanics feel clunky - the hit detection is off and sometimes you're grabbing air while thinking you're copping a feel. Still, for a quick session when you want to see a beloved character in decidedly non-canonical situations, it delivers exactly what it promises.

You start as this washed-up brothel manager who clearly peaked seasons ago and is now crawling back into the game, and the whole thing feels like someone mashed a dating sim with a messy management spreadsheet and a horny Game of Thrones fanfic. You click around the city map, hunt for scenes, drag stats up and down, try not to bankrupt yourself while you “train” noble ladies who probably should be ruling kingdoms instead of riding your dick on a dusty sofa. The tone jumps all over the place: one moment you’re giving serious political advice to a queen, next moment you’re timing a handjob scene with a silly little arousal bar like it’s a rhythm game for degenerates. I kinda loved it. I kinda hated it. Then I clicked “next day” again.

The main thing that works is how each girl has her own ladder of corruption, and yeah, it’s absolutely a ladder, with small kinks at the start and full-on harem chaos at the top. With Daenerys, for example, the first time she lets you touch her it’s this stiff, awkward groping in a dim room, she’s acting all high and mighty, and you only got that far because you pushed her influence stat higher than her pride. Ten in-game days later you’re managing her schedule so she can fit in a public blowjob “for morale” after a council meeting, while you’re calculating income from nobles who pay extra to watch. I was literally alt-tabbing to Google Sheets to track which route opened which voyeur scene, because the game just shrugs and says “figure it out, perv.” It pretends to be point & click, but secretly it’s an achievement hunt with boobs.

What cracked me up is how serious it pretends to be about politics. You’re arranging alliances, pushing these women toward crowns and castles, but the reward for a smart decision is usually some filthy humiliation scene in a side room. There’s this bit with Cersei where you think you’re just negotiating terms, then one wrong dialogue choice and she’s on her knees, covered by half the guard in a bukkake mess, glaring at you like it’s your fault she’s enjoying it. And yeah, it is. Or the first lesbian scene between Margaery and Sansa where it starts like soft teasing, slow kissing, just a little voyeur angle from the keyhole, and then suddenly Margaery is stuffing a toy between Sansa’s thighs while you’re outside the door deciding if you want to interrupt them for “business reasons.” I picked “wait” just to see if there was a second stage. There was. Twice. Honestly I got more invested in ticking off their creampie variations than in the actual power endings, then later I complained to myself the game had too many endings.

It’s rough in places though. Sometimes you grind influence or gold for several cycles, get hyped, trigger a new scene with Melisandre, and it’s literally just her talking in circles about fire while she lazily jerks you off. Then the next event is her using you like a toy, tying you up, dripping wax and chanting while three other girls watch and take turns sitting on your face. No warning, no ramp-up, just “ok, we’re doing cult-level bdsm now.” I liked that whiplash. I didn’t. The UI is a bit of a cluttered mess, too, tiny clickable hotspots on the map and in rooms, so half of my achievements unlocked by accident because I misclicked a door and walked in on Missandei and Ygritte grinding on each other, both trying to pretend it’s “training for future husbands.” That was a good misclick though. On the other hand I kept obsessing over one tiny thing: tooltips sometimes tell you “raising obedience unlocks new actions” and then you raise it and nothing obvious happens, but ten in-game days later, boom, group sex event in a bathhouse with three Stark women like it’s the most normal staff meeting of the week. The pacing is trash and perfect at the same time, like those memes where your save file name is “just one more scene.” I kinda wish there was a proper gallery, I kinda don’t, because hunting the scenes down with bad notes in my phone made it feel more dirty. Anyway, the whole thing is basically a big corruption puzzle where the reward is seeing queens, warriors and “proper” ladies on their knees, spread, collared, sometimes with ahegao faces that look too silly and still somehow hit just right.

The fun thing here is how normal everything looks when it starts. Tiny apartment, fresh married couple, all that “honeymoon forever” bullshit, and then slowly it rots in a really horny way. You play as the guy, but honestly it feels more like you’re slowly handing the steering wheel to your wife while she finds out she likes seeing you bend, crawl, beg. First few scenes are almost sweet, just little hints: she teases you about porn on your phone, catches some messages, uses it to put pressure on you. Not big drama, just that slow drip of blackmail. And then suddenly she’s sitting on your face and asking if you like being used like a slave, and the game treats it like the most natural thing in the world.

What I liked is that it doesn’t jump straight to hardcore stuff. One night she rides you in cowgirl, long, sloppy vaginal sex, kissing and dirty talking in your ear, and you feel like, ok, this is normal, just energetic wife. Next evening she’s calling you “my little bitch” and pushing a vibrator against your ass, laughing when you clench. Pegging comes later, but the way they build to it is nasty in good way. She starts with light spanking, then toys, then ordering you to stay on all fours and not touch your cock while she fucks you from behind with the strap-on, talking about how her “real man” will use her pussy after she warms it up on you. That line hit harder than the spanking honestly. POV angles make it worse, because you’re staring at the bed shaking while she moans for someone that isn’t you. It made me pause the game and just stare at my Spotify for a minute, then press continue anyway.

I didn’t expect how much lesbian and gay stuff they squeeze in around the edges. The wife “finds herself” with this older woman, total milf vibe, classy clothes, cruel eyes, expensive heels. First it’s just some flirty chat, then there’s a scene where they’re on the couch, kissing slow, wife kneeling between her legs, licking like she forgot you exist. You watch, humiliated, basically a background prop, and the older woman uses your wife’s hair like a handle while she grinds on her tongue. Later on she notices you staring at her feet and there’s a quick footjob scene where she strokes you lazily with her soles, still talking only to your wife, like you’re not even part of the conversation. It’s hot and insulting at same time, which is kind of the theme here. Then you get hit with full on cuckold and ntr stuff: wife texting a guy while you sit at her feet, she makes you read the dirty messages out loud. At one point she makes you kneel between her and him, sucking his cock while she sits on your face, moaning for his dick and using your tongue on her ass. There is anal, oral, all of it, and you’re basically the flexible toy everyone shares. The sissification branch is really rough too. She has you shaved, puts you in stockings, panties, lipstick, calls you her “little maid” and makes you clean the floor while she gets eaten out on the couch. She pats your head like a dog when you crawl close, presses your face into her wet pussy for a second, then pushes you away and tells you to go lick the other girl’s feet instead. It’s humiliating on purpose, no hiding that. There’s sexual harassment vibes in the way side characters treat you as a thing to touch and order around, and nobody cares if you’re uncomfortable. Which is kind of the point of this fantasy, but still, one scene with the boss went on way too long and I got bored, then horny again, then bored. And that stupid kitchen lamp in the background is crooked in every scene and they never fix it, I swear it distracts me each time I see it.

Anyway, the whole thing is like watching your marriage mutate into a femdom circus, with 3dcg models that look sometimes weird, sometimes surprisingly hot, depending on the camera angle. Some POV shots during oral are really nice, you see her lips sliding down slowly, spit strings, teeth almost touching, then she pulls off just to spit on your cock and slap it with the tip of a dildo while telling you it belongs to her now. Then she turns around and lets someone else fuck her in front of you. The pacing is uneven as hell, some scenes drag, others end right when you’re fully into it, but I kept clicking “next” anyway. My commute home felt way shorter with this open in a tiny window behind Telegram and Chrome. And I still think about that moment where she makes you suck on the toy she just used in her ass, staring you down like she’s checking if you finally broke.

It’s weird how this game feels like two different fever dreams stitched together with duct tape and a dirty laugh track. One minute you’re dealing with a spoiled princess who thinks she’s too good for your commands, next you’re in a dusty classroom trying to make a witch blush while pretending you’re not the worst kind of pervert. The whole thing runs like someone dumped Aladdin and Harry Potter fanfics into a blender, hit “liquify,” then forgot to clean the blades. I mean that as a compliment. Mostly. There’s something strangely addictive about watching these characters slide from pride to obedience, like watching a tower of cards collapse in slow motion while you whisper filth into the wind.

And yeah, the art - old-school 2D, a bit grainy at the edges - somehow makes it hotter. You notice every smirk, every drop of sweat, every time the princess rolls her eyes before giving in. The witch, though… she’s the real trip. The game makes her crack little by little, until she’s doing things she’d hex you for even thinking about. There’s this one scene with a mirror spell - don’t even ask, it’s messy, beautiful, wrong, and perfect all at once. I wish the sound effects weren’t so cheap, though. Like, if I wanted to hear the same “slap” noise on loop, I’d just open TikTok. But then again, maybe that janky sound is part of the charm. Makes it feel dirtier, less polished, more like something you shouldn’t be caught playing but can’t stop anyway.

Also, whoever added the management bits deserves both a medal and a slap. You’re juggling gold, obedience, lust - whatever - and it feels like running a brothel disguised as a school. Which… is exactly what it is, I guess? The tentacle stuff sneaks up on you too, not even kidding. One second you’re giving a lecture, next thing you know, it’s hentai biology class. Half the time I’m disgusted, half the time I’m grinning like an idiot. That’s the magic here: it’s trashy, shameless, and somehow still clever enough to make you question who’s really being trained. Spoiler - it’s probably you.