This thing feels like some weird fever dream that started in a boring office and then got horny and forgot about HR. You load it up, and boom, there she is: this secretary with that "I know exactly what you’re staring at" look. Not cartoon silly, more like that one coworker in Outlook ads who absolutely knows her ass looks good in tight skirt and nylons. The camera basically worships her butt, and honestly, fair. The whole setup is simple as hell, but it sticks in your head. She bends a little, her thighs pressed together, her ass pushed out just enough, and you instantly stop caring where the hell the plot is. There barely is one. You’re just sitting there, hands on keyboard, and suddenly your brain has to choose between being horny and knowing how to type without looking. Chrome tab open, Discord pinging in the background, and you’re here trying not to type "assssssss" like some caveman.

The way the game ties the dirty words to her reactions is what makes it feel sticky in your brain. You start with harmless letters, just tapping along, and nothing much happens. Then you drop something ruder, like you’d never say on Teams, and she reacts more. You see her ass tense a bit, she shifts, the nylons catch the light differently, and that tiny change hits harder than any full explicit cutscene. You get tempted to type the filthiest shit you can think of just to see how far it goes. Sometimes the game feels like it understands you too well, like it’s reading your Twitter search history. But then you hit one word that should be spicy and it barely gives you any "score" and you’re staring at the screen like, really, that one doesn’t count? At some point I got obsessed with trying every variation of "slap," "spank," "pinch," "ass," like I was doing science, but with a boner. You also poke around with your mouse, clicking on her cheeks, giving little taps, harder smacks, that quick pinch on soft flesh. Feels oddly satisfying, like those mobile idle clicker games, but perverted and way more honest about it. The sounds have this cheap, compressed vibe, like something recorded in a bathroom on an old phone, and somehow that makes it hotter, but also annoying, but also hot. If you’re using this on your phone browser and your keyboard suggestions start learning the shit you type here, that’s your problem, not mine. Anyway, tip from me: don’t rush to the rudest word immediately. Warm her up. Start softer, watch how she moves, let your hands get into that rhythm of typing and slapping together. Treat it like you’re flirting with the game, not just speedrunning your own horniness, and every little squirm she does will hit way harder.

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