Winter games usually mean snow, elves, ugly sweaters and someone burning cookies in the oven, but here you get a different kind of “holiday spirit”. You show up at this half-dead inn your grandfather left you, expecting boring paperwork, and instead the first thing that really hits you is some supernatural girl with horns leaning over the counter, tits almost spilling from her “uniform”, acting like this is totally normal. It feels like you walked into a Christmas hotel, but Santa outsourced all the staff to succubi and monster girls who never heard about HR rules. The whole place has this cozy vibe at first: wood panels, warm light, soft jazz in the background like some cheap Spotify “Lofi at the Hotel Bar” playlist, then she bends forward and asks if you “want a personal tour of the service corridors” and your brain just drops the whole “professional owner” idea in about two seconds.

The nice thing is the game lets you wander around this inn like it’s your own weird adult advent calendar. You open a door, you get a scene. Sometimes it’s a cute maid monster girl teasing you while you’re trying to do actual work, sometimes it’s a guest with ridiculous curves asking why the hot water isn’t working and somehow that ends with her on her knees in the steamy bathroom, taking your cock in her mouth while she pretends she’s just “testing the water pressure”. I liked how one moment you’re fixing ledgers and room prices, and ten minutes later a succubus is sitting on your lap in the office, grinding that big ass over your crotch slowly while reading “rules for staff”. She keeps whispering into your ear that a good boss needs to “inspect every hole in the building” and you already forgot there even is a front desk bell. There’s this one scene where a drunk monster girl stumbles into the wrong room and mistakes you for hotel staff, then playfully orders you to “warm her up”. She starts with lazy teasing, licking just the tip, watching your reaction, then sliding her lips down your shaft so slow it’s painful, like she knows exactly she’s wasting your time and you still can’t stop her. That one stuck in my head more than it should. I still think the in-game clock is lying there but whatever.

It’s funny, the whole place is supposed to be a business, but I kept forgetting I’m running a hotel and not some horny seasonal resort for supernatural sluts. You get little tasks, like checking in guests or managing money, but every “simple” thing turns into flirting, innuendo, and someone pressing warm thighs around you “as a tip”. Kind of like Stardew Valley if the farm was a hotel and every NPC just really wanted your dick instead of turnips. There’s a scene in the common room with a busty demon girl “helping” you carry drinks, then pretending she tripped, pressing her huge tits against your arm, wet lips at your neck, giggling about how humans blush so easy. She keeps edging you with her tongue and soft kisses, then suddenly goes all in and slides under the table, unzips you and starts sucking you off while you’re supposed to be talking to another guest about room service. You’re there trying to keep a straight face while she swallows you deeper, her horns knocking lightly against the wood. I kind of wanted more actual inn management because sometimes it feels like every decision is just “who do you want to fuck in which room”, but maybe that’s the charm. The teasing is what sells it though: they don’t rush the oral scenes, they let you feel the slow strokes of tongue, the messy sounds, that mix of cozy inn background and dirty sex in the back corridors. It’s like a holiday at a haunted ski resort that forgot the ski part and invested everything in blowjob training instead. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Euryale’s Gambit feels like someone took a horny myth nerd, a violent RPG fan, and that one friend obsessed with big asses, locked them in a Discord call, and told them “make a time travel porn game, no filters.” You play as Euryale, a smug little demon with huge tits and bigger attitude, dropped into 19th century drama where everyone is either bleeding, moaning, or both. The story pretends it’s about saving the future from some terrible fate, but let’s be honest, half the time you’re “saving the timeline” by shoving her face between thighs or letting her ride people until the screen is basically just skin, sweat, and some honestly ridiculous squirting effects that look like someone got a bit too excited with the particle settings. One minute you’re in a serious scene talking about destiny and ancient curses and all that, next minute you’re pinning some poor girl to a dusty couch and Euryale is grinding on her face like she’s trying to kill her with pussy. It’s chaos, but in that fun, trashy way where you keep saying “ok last scene” and then stay for five more.

What actually surprised me is how much the fighting bits and the lewd stuff like to bleed into each other. You’ll be in an RPG-style encounter, thinking it’s just stats and skills, then win, and the “reward” is Euryale basically turning the battlefield into a sex dungeon. One of the fights I had ended with the enemy on their knees, Euryale grabbing their hair, forcing deep oral until she’s moaning right into the AI voice mic, and after that she just flips around, sits on their face, and the camera goes low so all you see is her big ass smothering them while their hands are twitching. The group scenes get wild too. There’s one where it’s basically a demon myth orgy in some candlelit temple, bodies everywhere, and you end up juggling between ramming into someone from behind while Euryale rides another girl’s mouth in front of you, tits bouncing in this exaggerated 3D way that makes zero physical sense, but your brain is like “yeah ok sure I buy this.” The harem vibe creeps up slowly, first it’s one girl, then another, then family drama shows up with that “we probably shouldn’t” incest energy and suddenly Euryale’s got this little circle of lovers who all kinda want to fuck each other too. The lesbian stuff is honestly the best part, especially when she completely dominates some prim, 19th century lady, sits on her face, and doesn’t let up until she’s shaking and squirting all over her chin while the AI voice actress moans like her mic is right in her throat. The violence hits hard, then the sex hits harder, and the whole thing feels like a fever dream made by someone who likes mythology, porn, and making you feel just a tiny bit dirty for enjoying all of it this much.