Guy goes out, fucks his dream girl, then life absolutely body slams him. That is basically the tone here. You start as this pretty regular dude who somehow scores the hottest girl around, gets a night full of sloppy kissing, wet panties, nervous first-time energy, and a ridiculous amount of teasing. She rides your face, you worship her tits, she grinds on your cock until both of you are a sweaty mess, and then the whole thing gets wrecked by her psycho dad flying off the handle. Violence, panic, lights out. Coma. You wake up years later with your dick still working, but your brain missing the whole damn night. What sticks is just flashes in your sleep: a warm pussy clenching around you, soft feet on your chest, a girl whispering “cum in me” in that needy voice that makes your balls tighten. You wake up horny, confused and kind of pissed off at your own memory. Pornhub doesn’t help, Xvideos doesn’t help, nothing hits the spot because it all feels like an echo of something real that you can’t grab anymore.

Then the doorbell rings and there are three girls outside, all looking like the one from your dreams. Same face, same fuckable body, different flavor of crazy in the eyes. They call you in ways that are too familiar, they smile like they already tasted your cum before, and they move into your life like it was always planned. From that point the game really leans into the mess. You’re juggling romance routes where you kiss them slow on the couch and routes where you’re slamming them against the kitchen counter, pulling hair, making them choke on your cock until their mascara runs. One scene you’re trying to be gentle with a “virgin” act, next scene you’ve got one of them on all fours, ass up, while you spit on her hole and push in, her fingers clawing the sheets. The cutscenes love close-ups: tongue on clit, lips wrapped around shaft, toes curling when you press your thumb into their wet spot. There is a bathroom scene that really goes hard on the whole piss thing, and the camera just stays on it too long, like the dev was way too proud of that animation. Creampies get their own little moment, with your cum pouring out and the girls either freaking out about pregnancy or low-key thrilled by it, depending on how corrupted you’ve nudged them. Sometimes the male dom vibe feels powerful as fuck, with you ordering them to lick each other, clean your cock with their tongues, or sit on your face one after another until you can’t breathe. Other times it’s awkward as hell and a line delivery just kills the mood, but you still keep clicking because the next scene might have one of the twins sucking your fingers after you pull out of her ass, or a slow, lazy morning blowjob that starts as cuddling and ends in her swallowing with a shy smile. It never really pretends to be classy, which is kind of the charm and also exactly the problem.

This one feels like when you open some “serious dark fantasy” game and then five minutes later you’re already horny and slightly ashamed of yourself. World is all holy banners, burned-out elves, humans acting like they’re the main character of the universe, big church, big lies, big tits. You crawl up from this underground life with daddy’s weird letter in your hand, expecting some standard inheritance drama, and instead you crash straight into a mess of hungry women, twisted faith and way too many chances to get your dick in trouble. The whole thing plays like a sandbox confession booth where every “amen” is followed by someone on their knees for a completely different reason.

What I like is how it pretends to be all story-first, serious business, and then the game just keeps finding excuses to put soft bodies right in your face. Older women with that tired saint smile who drop it the moment you touch their thigh, smug church girls who look pure until they’re wrapping their lips around you, guards’ wives who are sooo loyal until you catch them alone and start groping them from behind. There’s this one scene in a cramped side street near the Holy Capital walls where a mature nun pushes you against a wall and mutters something about “testing your purity,” then drops to her knees and gives you the sloppiest oral, drool everywhere, and the camera angle is tight on her cheeks bouncing as she goes faster. I actually paused Netflix on my second monitor because it was distracting from her sucking you off. That kind of night.

Sex here is not gentle. Like, yeah, you can tease, there’s slow foreplay, some voyeur moments where you hide in the shadows and watch two “holy” women comforting each other a little too much while you stroke yourself, but when you finally take one of them, the game wants you to really pound. Big asses that ripple when you hit from behind, tits pushed together for a sticky titjob, creampies that stay there and stare at you. One of the best bits for me was a roleplay scene where a high-ranking woman pretends to be your prisoner from the old elf war, begs for mercy, and then begs for your cock. It’s so wrong in lore terms and somehow that makes it hotter. The harem angle sort of creeps up naturally: you come “home,” every woman you meet has some secret tension with you, and next thing you know you’ve got a jealous mature lady riding you in your childhood room while another girl watches from the door, touching herself and pretending she’s not. All this on top of a dark story about faith, violence, cheating, and a hero who solves family mysteries with his dick almost as much as with his brain. Honestly, it shouldn’t work. It absolutely does.

City of Broken Heroes feels like somebody took a Marvel movie, made the guys squishy and weak, then said “ok, but what if every woman was horny, pissed off, and had zero HR department.” It starts almost normal: you land in this neon freakshow of a city, confused, dick out, no clue how anything works. Then a seven foot tall “hero” in latex and armor collar-checks you with one hand and you realize: alright, I’m a chew toy here. The whole thing is this mix of sci-fi and magic and bdsm where you’re officially a slave, unofficially the pervy glitch in the system who doesn’t stay in his cage.

What I like is how the game makes you feel fragile and dangerous at the same time. Men are biologically weaker, so yeah, women toss you around, sit on your face like it’s a chair, use you as a dildo tester, all that. But once you start picking up these illegal powers and gear, you kind of become the city’s worst customer service complaint. One night I was sneaking through an alley to spy on one of the heroines, got caught by her twin bodyguards, and instead of a normal fight it turned into this “punishment session” where they test different toys on you between turn based combat rounds. You win the round, you get a chance to flip the table and fuck them against the wall. You lose, they edge you with handjobs and oral until you’re begging and they just laugh and walk away. I hated it. I replayed it three times.

The sex itself is very explicit, but it always feels tied to the power imbalance and not just random porn spam. One “training” scene has an older heroine, proper milf energy, using you like a stress ball while she reads reports. She sits in her huge chair, pulls your head between her tits, strokes you with lazy fingers, then without even looking at you tells another girl “see, this is why you keep men on a short leash.” Later, when you finally get strong enough, you crash her raid, blast her shields in combat, and the rematch is you pinning her, fucking that big ass into the desk while she swears she’ll collar you again. She won’t. She totally will, the game loves to remind you who runs things here. Half the fun is that whiplash: one scene you dominate a squad of monster girls, filling them one by one, creampies dripping while they worship your “hidden potential.” Next scene, a different heroine throws you on the floor, sits on your cock, rides you raw, creampie, then snaps a pic for blackmail and makes you clean her boots with your tongue. And you keep going back to that part of town anyway. That’s the vibe.

Four idiots walk into a cursed sex temple and somehow you are the most reasonable one there. That alone made me laugh. The game throws you right into this horny fantasy mess where every corridor feels like it was built by a pervert architect who failed religious school. Everything is text, slow and chatty, with 2D art sliding in at the most painful moments to really show how badly your party is losing their dignity. One minute you are planning the usual stuff, checking stats, poking at dialogue options, and the next the elf ranger is pressed up against a glowing wall that reacts to her lust like it is reading her browser history. Her curse makes her go from “professional archer” to “walking porn addiction” so gradually you almost don’t see the line where she stops pretending to resist. There was this scene where I tried to play her as stoic, all self control and discipline, but the game kept slipping in those little text hints like “her fingers twitch near the hem of her panties” and I caught myself thinking “ok just give her one orgasm as a treat” like some shitty pet owner.

The dom energy in this thing is sneaky. On paper you are the tough mercenary with the sword and the scars and the big “I’m in charge” vibe, but often it feels like you are the chew toy in a world that really loves collars. The tiefling warlock is the worst offender and also the best. She talks like she could bench press you with magic and spit on you at the same time, and the writing keeps pushing you into this constant wrestling match with her ego. I tried to humble her once, took the most aggressive dialogue choices I could, and the game answered with a scene where she lets you think you are winning just long enough before turning it into something like, “Oh you thought topping me meant you were in control?” She’s still clearly directing how filthy it gets, just while sitting on your face. The priestess is a whole other problem. She starts all holy and adorable, and the quest text keeps playing this tension where every “pure” option has that faint smell of “corruption later, promise.” I picked the kind path, tried to keep her chaste, and the game rewarded me with her whispering shy, fucked up things she clearly should not know, complete with little exhibitionist accidents around town that very much do not feel accidental. It is sweet and also so, so wrong.

What surprised me is how much this feels like an actual RPG in between the horny disasters. You go around town, pick up side quests that look normal and then tilt into perversion like someone spilled lube on the story. There was a fetch quest that started like “help the baker” and ended with my party standing half naked in a back room, covered in flour and shame, because I misjudged an “offer help” dialogue choice that was absolutely not about bread. Combat exists, but mostly I treated it like foreplay, another way to get everyone more messed up, more cursed, more willing to show skin where they really shouldn’t. Exhibitionism is not just a fetish checkbox here, it crawls into how you move through the world. Walk into town in slightly kinky gear and the text notices, people stare, descriptions linger on how the wind hits bare thighs, how the priestess blushes when her robe “accidentally” rides up, how the ranger pretends she hates the eyes on her while her lust score ticks higher anyway. The game keeps poking you with choices that feel like tests. Help your party break free or gently push them over the edge and watch them like it. Tease them along, hold their leashes just loose enough so they think they’re still heroes and not temple pets in training. It is sloppy at times, some lines are clunky, a few scenes feel like the writer was horny and tired at the same time, but honestly that only makes it feel more real, like chat logs you shouldn’t be reading at work. I closed it and immediately opened it again because I remembered I forgot to check what happens if I let the warlock boss me around in that one particular ritual room with the chains on the ceiling. Priorities.