This thing feels like someone grabbed your old TMNT VHS tape, ripped out all the kid-friendly stuff and just left April in the channel 99 porn scramble. You load it up and there she is, the same cocky reporter with the yellow outfit that every horny teenager had weird feelings about, except here the game just cuts straight to what everyone used to imagine in the background while Shredder was talking. No slow build, no fake romance, just April being treated like a fuck-toy in a world where the turtles are clearly busy somewhere else and nobody cares what the rating is anymore.

The whole thing plays like a horny fan’s browser tab that never got closed. You click, she reacts. You push further, she stops pretending she’s innocent. There is one bit where she’s still trying to do her “serious journalist” act, microphone in hand, and two seconds later that same mouth is full of cock and the mic might as well not exist. I actually liked the way her tits move when she leans forward, there’s this messy wobble that looks almost wrong, like the dev didn’t fully test that animation, but it ends up feeling nastier in a good way. There’s no soft fade, no shy teasing, it’s straight “get your dick out, here’s April’s throat” type of pace. You go from grabbing her by the hair to pinning her against some dirty wall so fast that your brain needs a second to catch up, which is funny because the game doesn’t wait for you at all. Sometimes the click zones are a bit janky, like you try to switch from throat fucking to pounding her pussy and it switches twice, so she ends up stuck in this weird half-animation where she’s moaning like she’s got a dick in both places and the sound doesn’t really match. I kept trying to fix it, then realized it kind of turned me on more, like I’d broken her for good.

The “hard sex” part is not some tag someone added for fun, it’s actually the whole point. Her eyes water, mascara almost looks melted, her lips stay swollen even after you pull out, and there is this one frame when you go too fast and her expression turns from horny to “holy shit this is too much” for half a second before it snaps back. I replayed that part way too long, trying to catch it again. Also her boobs… they are not real, of course, but they have this push-up porn look that feels ripped straight from some low-res tube site clip. Nipples always just a bit too hard, always centered perfectly when you yank her outfit down. I wish they’d let you ruin her clothes more, shred the yellow suit, rip the belt off, something like that, but the game is stubborn about keeping the outfit mostly in one piece, like it wants you to remember the original cartoon while you’re fucking her silly. And for some reason there’s this tiny delay after you finish, like a half-second freeze where your browser just stares at you with her covered in cum, and you’re not sure if it’s a bug or just the game judging you. That stupid pause annoyed me every single time and I still went back in for another round without even thinking about it.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

This thing feels like some horny fanfic that escaped from Tumblr and accidentally learned how to be a game. It throws you straight into this dirty version of the Turtles universe where April O’Neal basically decides that “journalism” means “put my mouth and tits on the story until the truth comes out.” She still has the yellow vibe going on, but it’s tighter, shorter, hugging her ass in a way that would never pass network TV. Her tits are huge and framed like they’re the real main characters, with that bright red hair bouncing while she’s trying to “interview” guys who clearly stopped listening to her words the second her lips wrapped around them. The whole thing feels like someone took the cartoon I watched as a kid, opened Pornhub in another tab, and then mashed the two together while giggling. It shouldn’t work. It kind of does. Or maybe I’m just too weak. Hard to tell.

First time Bebop shows up, I actually laughed because the game doesn’t even pretend this is about hero vs villain. He’s standing there, all bulky and stupid, and April is trying to act like a serious reporter. Two lines of dialogue later she’s on her knees giving him a messy blowjob for “exclusive footage,” and the camera angles go full trashy amateur porn. Saliva, sloppy sounds, her eyes rolled up, and those big tits pressed together while he uses her chest like it’s part of the interrogation tools. There’s a nice little handjob moment where she’s stroking him between lines of questioning, like she’s multitasking: “who are you working with” plus “don’t blow your load yet, I still need my climax scene.” At one point I thought there’d be a moral choice or some philosophical twist, like, is April using her sexuality as power or is she just getting used and filmed like meat. Then Rocksteady crashes in and the whole thing shifts into a threesome, so yeah, any deep questions kind of drown in cum. Although, to be fair, being spitroasted by mutant criminals while still half-talking about “the story” is its own kind of feminist discourse. Maybe.

The actual moment where both Bebop and Rocksteady are pounding her is surprisingly intense. Her red hair is a mess, mascara smeared, and her huge tits bouncing while she’s being fucked from behind and stuffed from the front. The game doesn’t shy away from cumshots either, which I respect. They finish on her face, on her chest, inside her, basically treating her as a human notebook that you write the “news” on. There’s a scene where they coat her tits and she tries to stay in-character as a reporter, but she’s clearly enjoying it way too much and that tiny smile completely breaks the illusion of “I’m doing this for the channel.” It’s weirdly hot and also kind of stupid, but porn is allowed to be both. The teasing about passwords and secrets feels like those old cheat codes you’d type in on Newgrounds, except here your prize is more angles of April covered in jizz. At some point I started wondering what the Turtles were doing while all this happened, then forgot I cared because April was getting railed and the animation rhythm hit that nice hypnotic loop where you tell yourself “just one more scene” and then keep clicking like a lab rat pressing the pleasure button.

It starts weirdly wholesome. April’s there, all journalistic fire and that red hair that looks like it got caught in a sunrise, and you think, “Oh, okay, this’ll be another dumb parody with bad jokes and lazy fanservice.” But no. It’s filthier, funnier, and somehow more self-aware than it has any right to be. The way it leans into the absurdity of mutant turtle lust while keeping April’s snark intact - it shouldn’t work, but it does. And yeah, the humor’s juvenile as hell, but it hits the sweet spot between ridiculous and hot, like someone actually thought, “What if we didn’t pretend this wasn’t insane?” The dialogue feels like it was written by someone who’s been both too online and too horny for too long, and honestly? Respect.

There’s this one scene in the sewers - don’t worry, not the gross kind of sewer scene - where April’s trying to hold an interview, and the camera keeps drifting lower, and you can almost hear her thinking, *why am I still doing this job?* That moment alone sums up the game’s tone: half erotic comedy, half existential crisis. The pacing’s all over the place, but in a good way. You’ll be laughing, then suddenly the game drops a line so filthy you choke on your drink. The animations aren’t perfect (one of the turtles’ eyes does this twitchy thing that freaked me out), but there’s something charming in how unpolished it feels. Like an inside joke between degenerates who grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons and never quite recovered.

By the way, the menu music slaps - real funky bassline - and then it loops too short, and you start noticing it, and you can’t un-hear it. Drives me nuts. Still, it fits somehow. Everything about it feels like someone dared the devs to go too far and they said, “Bet.” It’s parody that forgot to wink. It’s raunchy, shameless, and somehow kind of sweet. I hate that I liked it as much as I did.

Akabur going after the turtle universe again feels weirdly natural, like of course someone was going to turn Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into a horny breeding season thing and of course it was going to be him. The tone of this game sits in that space where parody and fetish just fuse, so one moment you’re laughing at how dumb a line is and the next you realize you’re actually kind of turned on by April being passed around by four horny mutants who clearly see her more like a shared breeding toy than a news reporter. The story pretends it’s about “chapters” and “seasons” but what it really does is slowly strip April down from being this confident reporter into a slutty pet for the whole sewer. There is this constant teasing vibe where she still has that bright reporter energy, asking questions, trying to maintain her dignity, while the turtles and Splinter treat her “curiosity” as an invitation to stuff every hole. You get the feeling she’s supposed to resist, at least at the start, but the game never hides it: the whole point is to watch her slide into loving the gangbangs, loving being surrounded by thick mutant cock, to the point where having only two inside her at once starts to feel “low effort”.

What I liked, in a twisted way, is how casual the group scenes are handled. This isn’t one “epic” orgy and credits roll, it’s more like: April shows up thinking she’s here to do some interview fluff piece and suddenly she’s on her knees, face shiny, one turtle in her mouth, another squeezing her tits from behind, one rubbing his tip between her cheeks, while Splinter calmly talks about “training” and “discipline” as if this is just martial arts class with extra fluids. The gangbangs are messy, a bit goofy, and sometimes the dialogue is awkward as hell, but somehow that fits the Saturday-morning-cartoon-gone-wrong energy. It almost feels illegal in your brain, like your inner kid who watched TMNT on TV is screaming while your adult self is thinking “yeah ok but seeing April stretched open and leaking after being pumped full by four different mutants at once is actually hot as fuck”. The game leans fully into that corruption fantasy, too. Not only one-on-one scenes, but moments where April is pinned against a sewer wall, legs spread so wide she can’t close them, two cocks inside her, another grinding against her lips, Splinter watching calmly like he’s making sure his sons are breeding her properly. She gets filled, overfilled, dripping down her thighs, then still asked to clean each of them with her tongue. And she does. There’s no big moral lesson, just a slow, filthy slide into April becoming the unofficial mating toy of the whole turtle clan.