Link has had a lot of fan porn over the years, but this one is very specifically about that weird, horny question most Twilight Princess players had and never said out loud: what if Midna stopped being a snarky little gremlin and just became a total cock-obsessed slut for him. The game leans into that fantasy without shame. There’s no dungeon puzzle, no wolf stealth, no nothing. It throws you straight into a scene where Midna is basically presenting herself like “ok hero, I’m your quest reward now, use me however you want.” She still has that smug vibe, just twisted into something sexual. The way she looks at Link’s dick feels like she’s judging and worshipping it at same time, like “this is pathetic” and then she chokes on it until her mascara would run, if she had any. It fits her character in this strange way: she always played with him, now she plays with his cock.

The actual interaction is simple but kind of honest about what people really come here for. You bounce between her jerking him off with those small tits barely doing anything except jiggling cutely, her swallowing him down her throat like she’s trying to prove a point, and then the real meat of it: pussy and anal. There’s this nice little rhythm where you switch from her grinding on him, wet and needy, to her getting it in the ass and suddenly the smug queen of shadows is clenching and gasping like she’s not actually in control at all. When you push for deepthroat, her whole body angle shifts like she’s trying to get every last centimeter in and there’s this specific moment where she pauses, eyes a bit crossed, and then takes that final push. It’s goofy and hot at same time. The climax stuff has that classic old-school flash-game cruelty: “where do you want to ruin her, hero?” You can paint her face, fill her pussy, fill her ass, cover her body, basically treat her like a living cum target. The creampie shots hit that fanfiction fantasy of Link finally not being the clueless virgin, just blasting loads into a princess who is begging for more like she doesn’t care about Hyrule at all. It’s trashy, it’s blunt, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic. Honestly I wish there was at least one tiny nod to an actual story choice or some weird Midna magic twist, but in the same time, that dumb directness is part of the charm. You open it, you make Midna choke, you fuck her holes, you cover her in sperm, you close the tab, you wonder briefly what the original devs at Nintendo would think, then you go back to your life like nothing happened. Classic browser porn ritual.

You’re the guy behind the “casting couch” camera this time, not the hero saving worlds or the clueless harem protagonist tripping on boobs by accident. No, you’re the one who gets to look Raven in the eyes while she tries to pretend she’s not already wet on the leather sofa, you’re the one telling Zelda to turn a little more to the side so the camera can “catch the light” while you’re actually just admiring how her royal ass fills the frame. The game throws you into this cheap-looking studio with a shitty couch, a camera, a few options, and then just casually drops girls like Ochako, Rem, Hestia, Lucoa, Cheelai, Mina, Meiko and the rest in front of you like a horny gacha pull that finally paid off. They sit down, they fidget, they ask why the camera is already recording, and you decide how fast you want that fake interview to turn into a full-on porn shoot.

What makes it fun is that it doesn’t pretend to be high art. The “story” is basically you asking dumb questions like some budget Pornhub producer, choosing dialog lines that push them toward undressing, sucking, riding, or getting their tight little anime pussy filled on camera. One moment you’re being “professional”, asking Hestia about her talents, the next you tell her to stand up and spin slowly, and suddenly that boob window dress feels about two sizes too small. You can play it smooth, tease them, be kind of respectful, or just cut through the bullshit and ask them how many guys they’ve fucked. Sometimes they blush and stutter, sometimes they smirk and lean forward, tits almost pushing out of the screen, and there’s this tiny thrill when you realize you picked the line that makes them say “fine, but don’t stop filming.” The animations are simple but filthy enough, with a lot of focus on big tits bouncing, big asses slapping, deep-throat shots, messy ahegao faces and that moment where your cock finally disappears inside them and they moan like they’ve been waiting all day for it. There’s vaginal sex, sloppy oral, cum all over their faces, cum in their mouths, cum on their boobs, you get the idea. Sometimes the pacing is weird and you jump from casual chat to dick-in-mouth a bit too quick, but honestly, that’s also exactly how these fake casting videos feel on those shady sites you pretend you don’t visit.

What really hit me was when Dexter’s mom walked in, acting like some bored MILF who just “needs extra cash” and then five clicks later she’s on her knees, ass in the air, huge hips wobbling while she takes every thrust like it’s a workout. Or Meiko from Prison School, trying to keep that strict teacher tone until you tell her to kneel and she slips into obedient mode like it’s the most natural thing ever. Toga’s crazy eyes staring at your cock, Mina acting all bubbly while drool runs down her chin, Raphtalia trying to stay polite while you make her ride you for the audition, Android 18 pretending she’s above all this before you make her swallow. It’s shameless fanservice, totally horny, not subtle at all, and that’s honestly the whole charm. The dialogue sometimes repeats and the sound can be a bit lazy, I kinda wish there were more variants of reactions when you pick different answers, but when Rem is moaning with your dick buried deep in her and Zelda is waiting in the lobby for her turn, it’s hard to stay mad about anything. It feels like scrolling horny Twitter, browsing Hentai Haven, and stumbling into an endless casting tape where every waifu you ever crushed on is finally told to take off her clothes and prove she deserves a spot in your private collection.