The loading screen alone. That cheap crown graphic and the MIDI version of the theme. Already knew what I was in for, a specific flavor of jank you only find on sites like 69games.xxx. It’s the second episode, Daenerys chapter, and the whole thing is just three scenes stitched together with the narrative logic of a fever dream. You pick a path, she gets railed, the end. But the third scenario. The one where she’s supposed to be “coming to power” in the throne room. The facial animations just give up completely. Her eyes go dead, like a doll’s eyes, while three dudes with identical, veiny cocks that look like they were copy-pasted from a bad hentai forum in 2005 just unload on her face.

And it’s that specific dead-eyed stare that makes the whole bukkake scene loop in my brain. Not hot, exactly. More like a weird art project about emptiness. The cum

The burger joint setting is a total mess of clashing assets, like someone dumped a free 3D model pack into a blender and hit puree. The uniforms look painted on, which I guess is the point. My character, some dead eyed manager type, keeps clipping through the counter when I try to interact with the first coworker, a redhead with a permanent thousand yard stare. The whole thing runs at maybe 15 frames on my browser, Firefox is not happy, chugging along like it's processing a crypto transaction for every jiggle physics calculation.

That one scene behind the deep fryer though. The grease pops in the background audio, a nice touch actually, while her paper hat falls off and the whole interaction is just a series of still images dissolving into each other. Her expression doesn't change, it's the same vacant smile whether she's taking an order or... you know. The cum effect is this weird, glowing ectoplasm that looks more like a ghost busters prop malfunction. I laughed out loud when it just sort of clipped through her chin and floated there. The sound design is a single looping moan that gets cut off abruptly when you click to the next position, like a broken record. It's so jarring it circles back to being hilarious.

There's a stamina meter that depletes way too fast, forcing you to serve actual burgers to refill it. Who thought making me play a shitty diner dash minigame to see the next bit of pixelated tit was a good idea? The other coworker, the one with blue hair, her pathfinding is broken so she just vibrates in the walk in freezer. I couldn't even trigger her content. The whole thing is a buggy, unoptimized slideshow. The hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what is basically a flipbook with a burger minigame attached.

The whole thing feels like someone’s horny scrapbook project that got out of hand, in the best way. You know when you’re deep into a fandom wiki at 1am and suddenly you’re looking at cosplay pics that are just a little too specific? That’s the vibe. It’s not polished. Deliberately unpolished, like the description says. The text boxes have this raw, almost forum-post energy, and the “real model” stuff is exactly what it sounds like, grainy photos of someone in a knockoff superhero outfit, the kind of thing that makes you feel like you’re scrolling through a very niche subreddit. I picked the telepath character because, well, mind control kink, duh. The interview for the Hero Society is where it gets weirdly tense. You’re just answering questions, but the choices are like, “Use your powers to peek at her thoughts” or “Respect her privacy,” and the game doesn’t judge you, which is somehow worse.

The striptease bits are integrated into the RPG framework in a way that’s almost clunky but that’s the charm. It’s not a smooth animation, it’s a sequence of stills that feel like a photostory from an old digital camera. There’s this one scene with a villainess, a parody of Catwoman obviously, where you can use your abilities to make her “forget” she’s supposed to be fighting you and instead she just… starts unzipping. The text is pure fan fiction, purple prose and all, describing things with a straight face that would make a sailor blush. The deepfake and fake porn themes are right there in your face, the game’s own premise is basically a meta-commentary on it, but it never gets preachy. It’s just part of the texture.

My save got corrupted somehow, just vanished. Typical. The whole thing runs in a browser so I guess my cookies got cleared or something, but I’m still annoyed. For a DLC, they should lean harder into the cosplay aspect, get more specific with the parody characters. Like, give me a pastiche of a certain Amazonian princess where the “choice” is whether you use your powers to make her lasso of truth work on herself. That would be a glorious mess. The game’s already a glorious mess, a bit of a broken toy, but you keep clicking.

The elf’s mouth is already half open when you meet her on that dusty fantasy road, like she’s been waiting for some adventurer to stumble by with a hard cock and no manners. Qora’s Court Elf Sex doesn’t pretend to be anything but a quick throatfuck simulator, and honestly the lack of polish is almost charming. The 3d model has that stiff, slightly off look where her tits don’t bounce quite right and her eyes have this glassy stare that makes you wonder if she’s enchanted or just badly rigged. But then she drops to her knees and the whole messy thing clicks.

The dialogue choices are where the game thinks it’s clever. Pick the wrong line and she’ll scoff, but say something about how her lips would look wrapped around you and suddenly she’s all eager, talking about how much she loves swallowing. The localization is a mess though. I played with the text set to a few languages and some lines come out like they were run through a translator from 2005, all stiff and missing the filth. One option in the seduction menu literally said “your sword is big maybe I taste” which, I mean, gets the point across but kills the mood a little. Still, when the blowjob starts none of that matters.

The deepthroat animation is the main event and it’s sloppy in a good way. Her throat bulges, there’s spit strings, and the sound design is just wet enough to be gross. She gags once, twice, then pulls back with cum dripping down her chin and that’s basically the whole payoff. No buildup, no real fantasy lore beyond “elf on a road,” just a busty girl who wants you to finish in her mouth. I wish there was more to do after, maybe a second scene or even a different angle, but the game ends right there. You reload and try a different dialogue path but it always leads to the same sloppy conclusion. For what it is, a five minute wank with a fantasy creature who’s way too into sperm, it works. Just don’t expect the court part to ever show up.

That beautymark. It's the first thing you notice, right under her left eye. In the anime she's this calm, focused mangaka, but here that little dot just screams something else entirely. The whole game feels like someone scribbled it on a napkin during a boring meeting, deliberately rough around the edges, and honestly that's part of the charm. Or maybe it's just lazy. I can't decide.

You click around, the usual deal. Her clothes come off piece by piece and then you're just... there. Her boobs are massive, like someone inflated them with a bicycle pump. There's a breast expansion tag but it's not a gradual thing, they just sort of are that size from the start. The doggystyle scene has this weird angle where you're staring at the back of her head and her hair clips through her shoulder. I spent way too long fixated on that. Why is the hair always the hardest thing for these games to get right? The bondage part uses rope that looks more like red licorice, and there's a dildo that appears from nowhere, no explanation. A flying tree frog tag exists. I never found a frog. I looked. Maybe it's a metaphor I'm too dumb to understand.

The cumshot lands on her face and it's just a static image, no animation, no buildup. You click and it's there. Like magic. The cake shows up in one scene, a little slice of something, and she's holding it while looking at you with those dead fish eyes. My Little Pony is tagged too. I don't know. I really don't know. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where someone threw darts at a board of fetishes and just coded whatever stuck. The torture tag is there but it's more like mild inconvenience, a bit of rope and a vibrator. Hardly the Spanish Inquisition. I wish there was more to do with her beautymark. A closeup. A zoom. Anything. But no, it just sits there, mocking me.

The sound of a zipper going down in this one. Not the actual metal teeth, I mean the wet, sticky separation of fabric that's been soaked through. That's the whole audio landscape of AneJiru Juice. Everything is liquid. Everything is thick. There's a moment where the guy pulls out and the sound effect they used is this gloppy, suction heavy pop that I've literally never heard in any other hentai. It sounds like pulling a boot out of deep mud. I rewound that part maybe six times. The bathroom setting is a gift for sound design because every surface is hard tile, so every drip, every splash, every wet slap against skin has this sharp, bright reverb tail. The echo makes it feel more obscene somehow, like you're in a public place.

The voice acting is... there. The girl's moans are fine, standard pitch shifted anime fare, but they get completely buried in the mix under this constant, low frequency hum of what I can only describe as a plumbing problem. Maybe it's supposed to be the bath filling up? It drones on and it drove me nuts. I kept checking if my subwoofer was broken. It's not. It's the game. Or movie. Whatever this is. The cumshot sound is the star here, and they know it. It's not a single burst, it's a layered sequence of heavy glugs and splatters, like someone upended a full water balloon. The sheer volume of it, the way the sound just keeps going, is almost comical. Almost. But then you hear the final trickle hitting the floor and it circles back to being genuinely effective.

The visuals are unpolished in a way that feels less like an artistic choice and more like a rushed deadline. The animation loops are choppy. But the sound design is where the real perversion lives. The wet friction sounds during the grinding scenes are so exaggerated, so squelchy, that they bypass your brain and go straight to a lizard part of you. It's a masterclass in making something feel messier than it is. Forget the plot about tsunami sperm. Just listen to the way a hand slides across a soapy tit. That's the whole story.

God, that hair. It's the first thing that hooks you, isn't it? That impossible shade of corn silk blonde that only exists in a Toriyama drawing, spiked up and defying gravity like she just walked off the page. And the face they gave her, that permanent little scowl she had in the Cell saga, it's all there. The weird thing is, the rest of the model is weirdly proportioned if you stare too long. Not the sexy parts, those are fine. I mean her shoulders. They're off. Like a Funko Pop that someone stretched out in a taffy puller. Spend five minutes zoomed in on the clavicle area and you'll see it. I can't unsee it now.

But nobody's here for an anatomy lesson on deltoids. The undress mechanic is exactly as advertised, a simple point and click that reveals what those tight blue denim shorts were barely hiding. Or wasn't hiding at all, let's be real. Fucking hell, the curvature work on her rear end when she turns around is genuinely hypnotic. Way better than the chest animation, which has this weird, almost liquid wobble that feels like it belongs to a different physics engine entirely. Tap tap tap, and suddenly you're watching Android 18, the stone cold killer who broke Vegeta's arm, looking back at you with an expression that's 50% disinterest and 50% unspoken promise. That's the canon character, right there.

There's a blowjob scene that unlocks faster than you'd think. It's not slow. It goes from zero, to a hand on the shaft, to full on messy oral in like three clicks. No buildup, which, honestly, works for a parody. You think 18 would waste time with foreplay? The loop is basic but the sound design... there's a little wet pop at the end of the animation cycle that made me instinctively reach for my phone's volume rocker even though I was home alone. You know that panic. It's a good panic. I just wish they'd included her jerking you off while maintaining eye contact. That's the iconic 18 energy that's missing. The dead eyed stare while she does something devastating. The material's right there, man. It's right there.

Bang. Mast falls. Her shirt goes with it. Bang. Another ship, and now the captain's tits are just out, big and bouncy like they got their own physics engine. This is the whole deal, right? A pirate captain lady, huge rack, and you're blasting cartoon ships to get her naked. The aiming is weirdly stiff, like the cannon's got a hangover, but then you clip a sail and her pants vanish and suddenly you don't care about the janky controls anymore.

The whole thing runs on that old Flash energy, the kind where the art looks like someone drew it with a mouse in 2005 and the jiggle is dialed up to eleven. She's got this smirk, this captain lady, and every time you miss a shot she kinda shifts her weight and her chest moves in a way that's honestly more distracting than the ships. I spent a solid minute just missing on purpose to see if the idle animation would loop. It does. The sound is just... explosions. No pirate music, no "yar har," just boom, splash, and then the quiet rustle of digital clothing hitting the deck. Missed opportunity for a grog-soaked sea shanty, if you ask me.

Got to the final ship, the big one with all the flags, and my aim was all over the place. The crosshair drifts like a drunk sailor, no joke. But then you land that last hit and she's fully stripped, doing this little victory pose that's so absurdly proportioned it loops back around to being art. The whole thing is a five minute loop of dumb, horny chaos. No story about why she's stripping, no treasure map, just tits and cannonballs. The pirate hat stays on the whole time though, which is a nice touch. Respect for the uniform.

The ropes are the best part, which is weird because the whole point is to get her naked. But the way the knots sit against her skin, the slight red marks they leave when you adjust the bindings, that's the real show. She's a blonde with proportions that make physics seem like a suggestion, huge tits and an ass that practically demands to be grabbed. The game doesn't pretend to be anything else, just gives you this girl who wants to be tied up and punished, and a few basic tools to make it happen.

Clicking around to strip her feels clunky sometimes, like the hitboxes for her clothes don't quite match where you'd expect. I spent a good thirty seconds trying to pull off what I think was supposed to be a skirt but might have been part of the background. The bondage options are straightforward, wrist ties, ankle cuffs, a spreader bar that positions her exactly how you want for access. Once she's bound and bare, you can go straight for the anal creampie finish, which is messy and loud in a way that caught me off guard. The sound design is minimal but the wet noises are... enthusiastic.

I wish there was more buildup. A little resistance maybe, or some dialogue beyond the initial setup. She just sort of accepts everything with this blank expression that's hot for about two minutes before it gets uncanny. But then you reposition her, bend her over something, and the way her ass jiggles when you line up the anal scene makes you forget the complaints. The creampie animation loops a bit too cleanly, like a gif that doesn't know when to stop, but the visual of it dripping out after is exactly what you're here for. Don't bother trying to untie her after, there's no mechanic for that and honestly you won't want to.