Angela Grace is back and this time the whole setup is some weird TV show thing. I dunno, the plot is basically an excuse for her to get railed by three dudes in rabbit costumes. Not like, cute Playboy bunnies. Full on furry mascot suits. It's so fucking stupid I love it. The whole thing feels like it was made in a weekend by someone who just discovered RPG Maker and a bunch of free asset packs. The UI is clunky as hell, like trying to navigate a spreadsheet from 1998. But you're not here for a polished experience, are you?

The core loop is a grind. You're in a camera room, doing shows, stacking cash. It's a busyness strategy thing, I guess. Click, wait, earn, repeat. The money unlocks new actions with the bunny boys. And look, the animations are janky. There's a threesome scene that looks like three crash test dummies in a dryer. But the redhead, Angela, she's got this dead-eyed stare the whole time that's weirdly hot. Like she's already thinking about what she's gonna spend the coins on. I wish there was a way to just, I don't know, skip the whole economic simulator part and just have a gallery mode. But there isn't, and there won't be. You gotta work for that pixelated dick.

One of the bunny guys has a costume that's slightly more worn out than the others and it's all I could focus on. Like, did the dev do that on purpose? A little detail of degradation? Probably not. I'm giving them too much credit. The sound design is basically just one wet slapping noise on a loop. It's the audio equivalent of a 'bruh' sound effect. I forgot what I was talking about. Oh right, the jolly friends tag. They're not jolly. They're silent, humping automatons. It's perfect. Don't play this for a deep story. Play it to see a bunny costume get absolutely destroyed.

Simple Days sits in that weird pocket of visual novels where the jank is the charm. The CG hentai stuff is deliberately rough around the edges, like the artist said fuck it halfway through a tit job and just let the lines wobble. But that messiness fits a game about a 19 year old who thinks he's got his shit together when he absolutely does not. You pick a job, maybe get a car, maybe knock up half the neighborhood. Choices ripple out in ways that feel less like branching paths and more like tripping over your own dick.

The family tag is doing heavy lifting here. Not in a sweet home Alabama way, more like every neighbor and cousin has a backstory that loops into your poor decisions. Big tits are everywhere, obviously, but the game never pretends to be classy about it. One minute you're negotiating a raise, next you're balls deep in a scene that started because you picked the wrong dialogue option about a leaky faucet. I respect that chaos.

What bugs me is the work system. You clock in, do a minigame that's basically clicking through spreadsheets, and the payoff is always some half rendered blowjob behind the office. No buildup, no tension. Just tits and a timecard. Maybe that's the point? The protagonist keeps saying he feels like an adult but the game keeps proving he's a horny idiot. Still, a DLC where your boss actually notices you've been skipping shifts to fuck her daughter would hit different.

Replay value is sneaky. You think you've seen every hole the game can offer, then a random choice about buying a used sedan unlocks a scene with your aunt in the backseat. No rhyme or reason. Scorecard? Story is a solid 6, visuals a messy 5, spice a 7 because the unpolished moans somehow loop perfectly. Don't expect polish. Expect cum stains on the UI.

Blondie's birthday bash starts with her bent over a pool table and honestly that's the most coherent thing about this whole mess. The video tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, it's basically a slideshow of real model photos stitched together with zero animation. You click, a new image loads, sometimes there's a thrust sound effect. The brunette with the massive rack shows up early and I got weirdly fixated on her eyebrow shape, like she's permanently skeptical of the cowboy dude who just walks in with his big cock out like he's delivering a pizza. No setup, no dialogue, just genitals appearing on screen like a magic trick gone wrong.

The threesome scene is where things get properly unhinged. Two girls going at it while the cowboy watches from a chair that literally clips through the floor. I spent five minutes trying to figure out if the lesbian content was supposed to be the main event or just a warmup act because the image order feels randomized, like someone shuffled a deck of porn cards. One second it's birthday girl getting railed, next second it's back to the girls, then suddenly cowboy is on the bed but the lighting is completely different. My discord server would have a field day with the continuity errors. There's this one frame where the brunette's expression screams "I left the stove on" and I can't unsee it.

The erotic tag is doing some philosophical heavy lifting because what we've got here is more like a powerpoint presentation from someone who just discovered porn exists. Real models are nice and all but when they're frozen mid-action like taxidermy it loses something. You know what would actually make this worth revisiting? A community mod that lets you rearrange the image sequence or add your own sound effects. Imagine replacing the generic moaning with vine boom sounds every time the cowboy appears. The birthday or

The first alien you meet has three tits and no concept of personal space. I mean that literally, she just walks up and starts poking at your suit seals like she's trying to figure out where the zipper is. The animation is janky as hell, her hand clips right through your chestplate, but honestly? That almost makes it hotter. Something about the unpolishedness, the way the frames stutter when she finally gets the helmet off and her weird bioluminescent tongue does that thing. You know the thing. The spiral thing.

The colony management stuff is whatever. Pick a planet, build a hab, try not to run out of oxygen. Standard. But every time you send a scout to make contact with the locals, it turns into this whole production. There's a scene with a diplomat from the methane ocean world who communicates entirely through pheromones and what I can only describe as aggressive tentacle massage. The voice acting is absent, just text boxes and these looping animation cycles that sometimes desync so the moaning continues for a solid ten seconds after the dialogue moves on. It's broken in a way that loops back around to being art.

My favorite moment, and I'm still not sure if it was intentional or a bug, happened during the first contact with the silicon based lifeforms. The game glitched and spawned three of them instead of one. The dialogue didn't change, but the animations stacked. Just this pile of crystalline limbs and the protagonist's face doing the same surprised expression on repeat. I screenshotted it. Sent it to the group chat. Nobody responded. They don't get it. The game's got this whole interracial thing going on across every planet, humans and aliens figuring out compatibility in ways that would make a xenobiologist quit their job. The hentai influence is obvious in the proportions and the, uh, creative anatomy. One species doesn't even have a recognizable face, just a smooth head and a mouth that opens in four directions. The scene where they negotiate trade agreements while that mouth is doing something unspeakable under the conference table lives rent free in my brain. I can't look at diplomatic summits the same way anymore.

This one’s basically a sticky window and a bad decision simulator. You’re some kid with binoculars who clearly never learned about curtains, and across the way there’s a couple going at it like the building’s on fire. The whole setup is so aggressively 2000s flash game that I could practically hear my old laptop fan screaming just from muscle memory.

The voyeur angle is the whole point, obviously. You click around, peeping on different rooms, and the art has that rough, unpolished look where anatomy is more of a suggestion than a rule. It’s not trying to be pretty and honestly that kind of works for the grimy vibe. The woman’s got these impossibly round bits that bounce with a physics engine held together by hope, and the boyfriend character looks like a thumb that grew muscles. Then the boyfriend spots you. His face does this weird morph thing that’s supposed to be anger but looks more like he just bit a lemon. The trouble you get into is, uh, not what I expected. Let’s just say the punishment involves a lot of close up, repetitive thrusting animations and the kid’s expression changing to something between shock and a windows error screen. The sound design is just a couple of wet slapping loops that don’t sync up at all, which I found weirdly hypnotic after a minute. Like a broken metronome for degenerates.

Gameplay wise, it’s a straight line with a few clicks. No branching, no real choices. The incest tag pops up in a way that feels tacked on, like someone added it to a checklist at the last second. There’s this one scene where the camera just lingers on a pixelated sweat drop for way too long and I started thinking about whether my own neighbors ever look this ridiculous. Probably not. The whole thing crashes if you click too fast, which is a nice throwback feature. I’m still not sure if the perverted boy is supposed to be you or just some unfortunate proxy for the plot. Anyway, the dirty sex is there, it’s hard, it’s messy, and it’s about as subtle as a brick through that window.

There's this moment in part two, right, where the robot's metallic hand just hovers over her thigh and I swear I could almost feel the cold metal through my phone screen. Sounds stupid, but that's what happened last night when I should've been grinding achievements in something else on Steam. But no, I was on some flash site I won't name because my browser history is already a crime scene.

That robot, holy fuck. It's from a galaxy far away or whatever the story blurb says, something about a princess who needs to get satisfied by five princes. This one's the mechanical prince. And the blowjob scene. Look, I've seen a lot of animated dicks in these games, but the way the art here is intentionally sketchy, almost like someone drew it while also doing something else with their other hand, it actually adds something. A raw quality that cleaner hentai games on Nutaku don't have. The sound design is complete trash though. Little beep boop sounds like a microwave.

The princess, she's got this fairy tale dress that doesn't stay on long, obviously. You just click through positions and phases of the night. There's no challenge, no fail state, it's classic Newgrounds style interaction where your only goal is to get to the next explicit frame. I got stuck for a minute though because one button was off screen on my phone. That's what I get for playing portrait mode. Oh wait, parts three and four apparently exist too but they forgot to upload two? That's what the description says and now I'm wondering if I'm playing them out of order. Gives me a headache. The robot's vacuum tube cock is genuinely funny though, I'll give them that, never seen that before in a sex game. Beep boop indeed.

God, I remember playing the first one of these back when I actually had a sleep schedule. The world's totally fucked now, like literally Armageddon happened, and Slutty McSlut is still out here with her tits out trying to build a spaceship. Priorities. The redhead is back obviously, and there's some furry character now because why not. It's a parody of everything, including itself at this point.

The quiz mechanics are still there but they feel even more unhinged now. One question asked me about the correct way to seduce a sex kitten during the apocalypse and I just sat there staring at my screen. You pick answers, you get picturs. Simple. Some of the big tits shots are genuinely hot in that deliberately jank hentai way, like someone drew them with their left hand while doing something else with their right. I screenshotted one where she's bent over a console panel and her expression is just... completely checked out. Like "yes, the world ended, whatever, my ass is out." That's the whole vibe. I'm not even mad about it.

The spaceship building stuff is just clicking through dialogue mostly. There's this one furry character who shows up halfway through and I still don't understand if they're supposed to be a crew member or a sex thing or both. The game doesn't explain. It doesn't explain anything really. You just keep clicking and Slutty McSlut keeps slutting and occasionally there's a quiz about something completely unrelated to space travel. I failed three in a row and got the same pictur each time which felt passive aggressive. The humor lands maybe forty percent of the time but when it does it's that specific kind of stupid that gets me. You know the kind where you laugh and immediately question your life choices.

I wish the quest structure had more actual branching instead of just funneling you back to the same outcomes. But then again the whole point is it's a mess. The Armageddon setting is just window dressing for more of what the first game did. No real resolution. No grand finale. Just more questions and more tits and that one furry character who I still think about sometimes. Not in a horny way. More in a "what were they thinking" way.

You know that moment when a CG set hits and you're like wait, did I actually pick the right dialogue option or is this just the default path? That's the whole vibe here. The neighbor's daughter, she's 18, blonde, the kind of character design where the artist spent three extra hours on the light reflecting off her hair but forgot to give her a personality beyond "helpful." Not that I'm complaining. I'm not. The mom though. MILF tag doing heavy lifting, big tits, that slightly bored expression that screams "I've seen better but you'll do." The whole premise is you're some dude in his late thirties, new apartment, and you have to be a "gentleman" to the teen to get to the mom. Or maybe you get both. The choice system feels like it was coded at 4 AM by someone who really wanted to finish the branching paths but also really wanted to just draw the sex scenes already.

I spent way too long trying to 100% the gallery. There's this one choice early on, something about offering to help carry groceries, and if you pick the slightly less polite option you lock yourself out of a threesome scene later. No indication. No warning. Just... poof. Your completionist run is dead because you didn't simp hard enough in chapter one. The CG hentai art is actually good though, like surprisingly detailed for a game that otherwise feels held together with tape. The mom's scenes have this soft lighting effect that makes everything look... I don't know, more forbidden? The daughter's scenes are brighter, more energetic, which is a nice touch I guess but also makes me feel like I'm being graded on my corruption speedrun strats.

The neighbor tag is doing a lot of work here. She's literally just next door. That's the plot. No deep lore about why she's single or why her daughter is so eager to set you up. Just proximity and opportunity. I wish there was a skip button for the text between choices but there isn't and I've memorized every line of dialogue from the mom's "oh you're the new tenant" speech. My brain is broken. The blonde teen's voice in my head now sounds like a text-to-speech app I used once for a different game. Don't ask.

The numbers float up, 2, 4, 8, and she’s just standing there with this look like she knows exactly what you’re doing. Which is weird because it’s literally just a merge game. You drop two identical little cola icons onto each other and they combine, numbers doubling, and every few merges her clothes get a bit less. That’s the whole thing. I spent way too long trying to get the 1024 merge because the top she had at that point was this lacy thing I wanted to see from another angle for a cosplay reference, and then the game just... doesn’t let you rotate the view. At all. What’s even the point of using a real model if you can only see her from the front like some kind of static mannequin?

The model herself is blonde, pretty standard stuff, the kind of generic hot you’ve seen a hundred times if you browse these browser games. But the strip progression is actually paced decently. Each merge milestone removes one item, and it’s not instant nudity, there’s a teasing quality to it. Bra goes first sometimes, then skirt, then she’s in stockings and that little half smile. The cola theme is completely arbitrary by the way. Could’ve been gems or coins or whatever. I guess sexy cola sounds more fun than sexy number tiles but honestly after the 512 merge I stopped even noticing the icons and was just watching her hand move to the next piece of clothing.

Wish the game had more poses. Or any poses. She just stands there with her hip cocked and her arms doing that thing where they’re sort of akimbo but not really. The 2048 tile is the goal obviously, full strip, but I got to 1024 and then messed up a merge and had to start over. The board fills up fast if you’re not careful and then you’re stuck watching the same early tease sequence again. Which isn’t the worst punishment but still.

The numbers get big and the screen gets crowded and the real model thing is interesting for about five minutes until you realize she’s just a photo that they swap out pieces of. Still, for outfit breakdown purposes, the lace details on the bra were actually useful. I’m not mad at it.