the mask stays on. that's the whole thing right? helen parr with that little black domino thing, and bob's just... enormous. like comically so. the game knows what it is. you slide the mouse, his cock goes in, and a meter fills up. pleasure to 100 percent, then you cum inside. no story, no build up, just elastigirl's pussy stretched around a dick that looks like a third arm.

i kept thinking about the incredibles while playing. not the movie, but the weird fan corners of the internet. this is that. the animation is stiff, her tits bounce like they're on a timer, and the sound is just wet slapping. but the mask. something about the mask staying on while she takes it. her face barely changes. maybe that's the point. you're not here for emotion, you're here for the fantasy of breaking a superhero.

the handjob part is weirdly slow. like he just lets her work it for a while before the main event. i clicked through it. then the creampie scene. it's fine. the cumshot is basically a white flash. i don't know what i expected. the game doesn't pretend to be more than a loop with a progress bar. but that meter, man. it resets if you stop. so you keep going. you keep watching her take it because the number has to reach 100.

who's this for? someone who's thought about elastigirl's hips more than once. someone who likes masks. someone who doesn't need dialogue or context. just the visual. the inside view is there too, a cross section thing. you see the cock moving inside her vagina. it's crude. it works. i forgot to mention the cum meter is separate from the pleasure meter. or maybe it's the same. i don't remember. the game doesn't care if you remember. it just wants you to finish.

The whole setup is just Tifa strapped to a chair, arms bound behind her, legs spread with a fat anal dildo keeping her company. Not even pretending to be a game with stakes or story anymore, just a pure milk extraction fantasy. And honestly? The breast expansion mechanic is the only thing that kept me clicking. Watching those already massive tits swell up like overfilled water balloons, veins becoming more visible, the skin stretching until you think the polygon count might just give up. It's hypnotic in the dumbest way possible. Then you press and the milk sprays out in these thick ropes. The sound effect is some stock squelch that loops badly if you hold the button too long. I held it too long. A lot.

But here's the thing that bugs me, and I can't let it go. The bondage gear clips through her model constantly. The ropes on her wrists just phase into the chair like they're made of ghost material. For a game that's 90% about staring at a tied up Final Fantasy character, you'd think they'd make sure the ties actually look like they're restraining something. It's such a small thing but it breaks the whole power dynamic they're going for. She's supposed to be helpless but the visual tells me she could probably just clip her hand through the rope and walk away. Immersion ruined by bad hitboxes on kink gear. Never thought I'd type that sentence.

The domination aspect is weirdly passive. You're not the one doing the torturing, not really. You're just some disembodied hand pressing on her chest while a machine does the actual violating. There's a button to make the dildo vibrate and her reaction is the only thing that changes. Her face goes from pained grimace to forced pleasure and back again. The artist clearly spent all their time on her expressions and just gave up on everything else. The background is a grey blur. The "perverts" from the description are nowhere to be seen. It's just you, Tifa, and an industrial milking setup that looks like it was designed by someone who saw a cow farm once in a dream. Wish there was more interaction, more cruelty, more of that BDSM tag actually meaning something beyond a static pose. But the milk keeps flowing and I keep clicking. What does that say about me?

The whole thing is basically one looped animation of Goku absolutely wrecking Chichi from behind, and I mean wrecking. Her ass is huge, like comically huge, and it jiggles with every thrust. The sound design is what gets me though. You can toggle the actual Dragon Ball Z music on and off, which is such a weirdly specific feature. Like, yes, I want to hear the classic heroic theme while watching this. It makes it feel like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep watching Toonami.

The animation itself is rough around the edges, not polished at all. Chichi's face is stuck in this pained expression, biting her lip, and you can tell the artist was going for that whole "Super Saiyan cock is too much for her" angle. Which, okay, the lore here is that Goku's Super Saiyan cum is why Gohan and Goten are so strong. That's the plot. That's it. And honestly? It's kind of brilliant in a dumb way. The power scaling makes no sense but neither does most of DBZ.

There's a button to make him cum, and when he does, it's just... a lot. Like, an absurd amount. The kind of thing that makes you laugh and then feel weird for laughing. The loop resets and you can do it again. No dialogue, no buildup, just straight to the point. I kept waiting for a second scene or something, but no. What you see is what you get. For a browser game, it loads fast and doesn't try to be more than it is. The brunette hair physics are actually decent, which is more than I can say for some bigger budget stuff. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Goku's dick, here you go.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling through TikTok and suddenly your brain goes “yeah ok, I’d totally let that anime character ruin my life”? This game is basically that thought turned into a horny little quiz show. It throws a bunch of familiar faces at you, from huge-titted milfs like Tsunade and Rias to walking war crimes like Esdeath and Mikasa, and says: “Alright, smartass, you think you know them? Prove it.” You’re not just clicking through dialogue, you’re answering questions about them, reacting to their mood, trying to say the shit they want to hear. When you get it right, they soften up, blush, tease, or just straight up start talking about how wet or hard they’re getting. When you fuck it up, some of them get all tsun and pouty, some just roast you like Aqua with her useless goddess energy. It’s funny, because you’re basically speedrunning emotional manipulation for boners.

What surprised me is how the vibe shifts depending on who you’re “training.” One moment you’re with Marin from My Dress-Up Darling, and it’s all bubbly, cosplay, her leaning in too close and asking what you think about her outfit while her tits are exploding out of the top. You pick the right answer, she giggles, the camera angle becomes a little more hungry, and phase two kicks in: handjobs, titfucks, her climbing on your lap with that fake shy smile. The next moment you end up with someone like Yor or Saeko, and the whole thing gets darker, like this soft, violent tension where you know they could wreck you but they’re the ones panting and begging. There’s a nice corrupted contrast with “pure” girls like Hinata or Asuna too, where the early talks are all romance and blushy sweetness, then suddenly she’s on her knees, drool on her chin, talking about how good your cock tastes while still acting like it’s some kind of holy ritual. And yeah, the game doesn’t pretend to be deep. The “meaningful relationship” stuff is like watching a romance anime on 2x speed: a couple of flirty lines, a tiny bit of fake emotional build up, and then bam, panties off, thighs spread, you’re balls-deep in your favorite waifu while she moans your name like she forgot every other word in the dictionary.

It’s kinda funny how it handles all the crossovers too. One moment you’re messing with dragons like Lucoa and Tohru, massive tits and soft bellies pressing against you as they ask stupid little quiz questions, the next you’re stuck with some smug trap like Astolfo or Felix, and you’re sitting there thinking “yeah, I’d still fuck them” while they smirk and stroke you off like it’s the most natural thing in the world. The game leans hard into parody, but not in a smart-ass way. More like “yeah, we know you’ve fantasized about this exact blowjob from Android 18 while Bulma watches, here you go, have fun.” The sex scenes are animated, not super polished Marvel-level CGI or anything, but dirty enough that when Nami is riding you and her huge ass bounces with every thrust, you don’t really care if a strand of hair clips weirdly through her shoulder. The point system ties into all that, so every correct answer inches you closer to stripping scenes, lap dances, blowjob angles, anal detours, creampies, the usual degeneracy menu. Sometimes the flow of dialogue feels a bit stiff or generic, like they all went to the same horny anime acting school, but then you get this one line during a titfuck that just hits right and you forget you were annoyed. It’s basically a fanservice machine pretending to be a dating sim, and somehow that makes it more honest. You come in thinking “yeah, I just want to see Rias or Erza naked and noisy,” and the game just nods, opens the door, and lets you ruin them one correct answer at a time.

The sprite work in Open Bar is a goddamn mess and I can't stop looking at it. 2B's idle animation has this weird hitch, like she's about to trip over her own heels but catches herself at the last second. Her shoulders don't quite rotate right when she leans forward. It's the kind of jank that somehow makes the whole thing feel more intimate, like you're watching someone's first attempt at motion capture done in a basement at 4 AM. The facial expressions are what get me though. That blank Nier automata stare she has in the original game? Here it shifts into something else entirely when the bartender starts talking. Micro-expressions. A slight eyebrow raise. The corner of her mouth twitching. I've spent way too long studying how her lips part just before the scene transitions.

The bar setting is basically a backdrop, don't expect to explore or anything. You click, things happen, 2B ends up bent over the counter. The anal penetration sequences are surprisingly deliberate. Not rushed. The creampie finish has this moment where her legs tremble and then go still. Whoever animated that knows something about how bodies actually respond. Or they just got lucky. The facial at the end feels almost tacked on by comparison, like they remembered the tag list at the last minute.

I keep thinking about how Nier Automata is this whole philosophical thing about consciousness and bodies and what it means to be alive, and here's 2B getting railed in a bar by some dude. There's probably something to say about fan works and ownership and desire but honestly I'm just here for the way her back arches during the anal creampie scene. The cumshot physics are whatever. What sticks with me is how she looks at the camera during the POV segments. Not at the player character. At you. Direct eye contact with that slight head tilt she does in the original game's menu screen. CreamBee understood something fundamental about why people are still making porn of this character seven years later. It's not just the outfit or the ass. It's the way she carries herself. Even in a janky browser hentai game, that dignity doesn't completely disappear. It just gets... redirected.

I spent way too long trying to get the camera angle just right during the anatomy test flashback. You know the one. Where she's leaning over the desk and the uniform skirt is doing that thing. The game knows exactly what it's doing with these shots, and honestly, the writing in this sequel is sharper than the first part. The dialogue has this weirdly specific quality, like the dev actually remembers what being a horny teenager felt like instead of just guessing.

The blowjob scene in the empty classroom caught me off guard. Not because of the act itself, that's standard fare, but because of how she keeps glancing at the door. Little details like that make the whole thing feel more tense than it should. The cumshot lands across her glasses and she leaves them on, which is either a bug or a deliberate choice. I'm choosing to believe it's deliberate. The creampie ending requires some specific dialogue choices that aren't obvious, and I had to replay twice because I kept picking what I thought were the "nice" options. Turns out she responds better when you're a bit of an ass. Go figure.

The uniform stays on for most of it, which is a plus if you're into that, and the classroom setting gets used properly instead of just being a background. There's this one moment where she's bent over a desk and the wood creaks and she shushes you and I actually laughed. The game takes itself seriously enough to be hot but not so seriously that it forgets to be fun. Some of the sound effects are stock garbage though. The wet sounds during the creampie scene sound like someone stirring mac and cheese and I can't unhear it now. You're welcome.

The whole thing runs on a weird sliding scale, like you're tuning a radio made of skin. You don't click, you rub the cursor back and forth to fill a meter. First time I played I didn't even realize the plumber guy was supposed to be me, I thought I was just some ghost watching a repairman get lucky. The woman, this stacked milf with hair that defies physics, answers the door in basically nothing and the pretext of a broken pipe evaporates in about four seconds.

What got me was the blowjob minigame. You're supposed to match a rhythm but the visual feedback is so delayed I kept losing track and just staring at the way her cheeks hollow out. The deepthroat animation loops with this tiny pause at the bottom that feels almost accidental, like the artist forgot a frame but honestly it makes it hotter. Then you switch to doggystyle and the angle changes to this low shot where her tits swing with this weirdly specific weight, I spent way too long just making her go faster and slower to watch the physics. The anal scene unlocks after you fill some hidden meter I still don't understand, the game never explains it, you just suddenly get the option to switch holes and there's this wet pop sound that's way too loud compared to the rest of the audio.

The facial at the end is where the touch mechanic gets genuinely uncomfortable in a way I can't decide is intentional. You have to keep rubbing to build up the, uh, volume, and the meter resets if you stop. My wrist actually cramped. The cum lands in these thick white streaks that don't quite line up with her face model so it looks like she's wearing a glitchy mask. The plumber grunts the same three sound clips the entire time, even during the quiet parts, which started making me laugh during what should've been the climax. There's no story resolution, she just sort of winks and the screen fades to the menu. I sat there blinking at the title screen wondering if I missed a secret ending or something. Probably not.

The graveyard setting is surprisingly well done for what's basically a quick fuck game. Moonlight, crooked tombstones, that purple fog that doesn't quite move right. I spent maybe two minutes just clicking around the background before remembering why I was there. The zombie designs are lazy though, just grey guys with dead eyes. One of them has a visible seam where the artist copy pasted an arm from somewhere else. Can't unsee it now.

Jessica Rabbit herself. The proportions are absurd, even for a parody. Her tits have their own gravitational pull, and the red hair cascades down in that way that makes you understand why Roger's always so nervous. The strip sequence is a minigame, sort of, where you touch different parts of her dress and she reacts with these little gasps. Voice acting would've killed here but it's just text, and the translation is rough. "I am feeling the shame but also the excitement" is an actual line. The blowjob scene has her on her knees in the dirt, and there's this one frame where her eyes go crossed that I can't tell was intentional or a mistake. The anal part comes later, after the gang bang starts proper, and the animation loops are short but they picked the right moments to loop if you know what I mean.

The whole premise is nonsense obviously, Jessica trading herself to zombies to save Roger. The zombies don't even have dialogue, they just grunt and grab. There's a moment where she's bent over a grave and the text says she's thinking about Roger, which is weirdly sad for something this crude. The cum mechanics are basic, just a white overlay that appears and disappears. I wish the minigames had more variety, it's mostly just clicking hotspots in sequence. The final scene has her completely wrecked, dress torn, and then it just ends. No resolution about Roger, no nothing. Just a "thanks for playing" screen that looks like it was made in MS Paint.

Sometimes a game just knows what it is, you know? No pretension, no 40 hour epic about saving the kingdom. Just a squirrel with a massive cock and a very specific request. The lo-fi beats in the background are actually kind of perfect, this fuzzy little track that loops while you figure out the nut feeding mechanic. It's almost meditative. Almost.

The core loop is simple. You've got nuts, the squirrel wants them, and there's this whole anal situation happening simultaneously. The physics are janky in a way that feels intentional, like the dev leaned into the chaos. Miss the timing on the nut toss and the whole rhythm falls apart. The futa anatomy is, uh, generous. Like, distractingly so. The piercing glints every time the animation cycles and I found myself just staring at it instead of paying attention to the hunger meter. That's probably a design flaw but honestly who cares. The furry art style is scratchy and unpolished, pencil lines still visible in places, which adds to this whole "found a weird zine under someone's bed" vibe.

There's a score counter I didn't understand. Numbers go up, sometimes down. The squirrel makes this chittering sound that's supposed to be cute but loops weirdly if you're doing well. Or poorly. I can't remember which. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became compelling. Not compelling enough to show anyone, but enough that I caught myself restarting three times to get the rhythm perfect. The nut doesn't always land where you think it will. That's either a metaphor or just bad hit detection.