Kuririn just stands there like a statue with a hard-on he can't do anything about. That's the whole game basically. Android 18 gets bent over some rubble while Cell's green dick rearranges her asshole and the cuck husband-to-be watches from ten feet away. The animation loops are choppy but who cares, it's the kind of jank that makes it feel like some bootleg VHS you found under a mattress. Her face goes from annoyed to completely broken after like four thrusts, and the creampie at the end actually drips out in a way that made me rewind twice.

The sound design is a war crime. Every moan sounds like someone stepping on a squeaky toy, and Cell's grunts are just low bitrate farts. But honestly? That adds to the charm. You're not here for audio engineering, you're here because someone looked at Dragon Ball Z and thought "what if the bug man fucked the blonde robot in front of her boyfriend and that was the whole plot." The *** tag is not subtle, it's the entire premise, and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. Rough anal, public humiliation, the works. There's a moment where she tries to crawl away and Cell just grabs her ankle and pulls her back, and her tits bounce in that cheap anime way that makes you feel gross for noticing.

I wish there was a button to make Kuririn react more. He just blinks. Like, dude, say something. Cry. Throw a rock. Instead he watches his future wife get filled with bug cum and does the same idle animation the whole time. Maybe that's the point. The game is short, maybe five minutes if you don't count the loading screen that looks like a Windows 98 error. No save system, no options menu, just a loop of ass destruction and one very sad bald man. I don't know why I played it twice. Actually I do know. The creampie physics are weirdly satisfying, like watching someone squeeze a tube of toothpaste but it's green and it's coming out of Android 18.

Whentai loops are basically the fast food of hentai games. You know exactly what you're getting, no surprises, just a few angles of the same scene cycling forever. This one's Juvia and Gray from Fairy Tail, and the whole thing is Juvia going down on him in what I guess is a bathroom? The tile walls and the way the light hits make it feel like they're hiding from the rest of the guild while everyone's asleep. That's the setup anyway. The description says bathroom but honestly it could be any corner of the guild hall, the background is barely there.

The animation itself is actually smoother than I expected for a flash loop. Her mouth movement has that wet, sloppy rhythm and you can switch between a few fixed camera angles. One focuses on her face and the action, another swings around to show her ass and how soaked she is. Like, visibly dripping down her thighs wet. That's the part that got me. I'm a simple man. You see Juvia's blue hair plastered to her back and her butt glistening and you understand why Gray is just standing there letting it happen. The whole "wet butt" thing isn't subtle, it's the main event from that angle. I kept switching back to it.

What's weird is there's no interaction at all. Not even a speed toggle or a cum button. You just watch. For a leaderboard chaser like me, that's frustrating because what am I even ranking here? The loop quality? The character accuracy? Gray looks a bit off model, his jaw is too square or something. Juvia's expression is perfect though, that desperate devotion she has in the actual show translates well to her choking on it. I wish there was a way to control the pace or trigger different endings but this is Whentai, they don't do that. You get what you get. The sex tape framing is funny too, like someone in Fairy Tail set up a camera to catch this. Who's the pervert filming? That's a whole side plot I'd rather play than just watch the same 15 second loop.

I fired this up on my phone during a truly horrible bus ride, the kind where the AC doesn't work and someone's playing terrible music through a speaker, and honestly I needed the distraction. The pixel art here is what you'd expect from a quick hentai game, rough around the edges, but Mai is recognizable enough if you squint. She's bent over, that iconic outfit conveniently missing, and Andy is just... there. A pair of legs and that one massive attribute, you know the one. The game doesn't waste time with story. No intros about the King of Fighters tournament, just straight to the back alley or whatever this blurry background is supposed to be.

The mechanics are dead simple. You got two buttons, one for her pussy, one for her ass. Choosing the anal option triggers a loop where Mai makes this strained face that's supposed to look pained but her pixel eyebrows just kind of wiggle. It's almost funny. Almost. The doggystyle angle means you're mostly staring at a wall of flesh and her hair ribbon bouncing with each thrust. Pull out and switch holes mid-stroke, the game doesn't care, there's no real progression meter, just a hidden clock ticking until the finish. I kept tapping her ass just to see if the expression would change. It didn't. A small complaint that will haunt me, why give her a shocked face for one second and then revert to neutral? Commit to the bit.

The finale is a choice between a creampie and pulling out to paint her back. I went for the creampie and the animation for the, uh, payload is absurdly generous. Like a fire hose of white pixels. It completely covers the lower half of the screen. I had to wipe my screen not because of the content but because a smudge made it look like I'd already been playing for hours. The cumshot sound effect is a stock squelch I swear I've heard in a flash game from 2005. Mixed with the tinny KOF soundbite of Andy yelling some attack name which is completely the wrong context, it becomes this weird auditory mess. Honestly, it's a functional tool for what it is, nothing more. Don't go in expecting the nuanced dynamics of their actual relationship from the source material, it's been reduced to the rawest form.

The mouse click feels hollow, plastic, when you pick between "gentle" and "***." That's the whole game right there, a single split in the road on a date with Yuna. Not the Yuna from the pilgrimage, not the summoner with sad eyes. This one wears her hair loose and her top barely there, 3d model with that glossy skin texture that catches light wrong, like a doll left in the sun. The floor texture under her knees is just a blurry brown smear. You don't notice it at first because the titfuck animation starts almost immediately if you pick the rough path, her hands pressing together, the sound of her voice cracking through laptop speakers. The audio is compressed, a bit crunchy, but hearing her say "please" in that distorted little gasp does something to the back of your neck.

The paizuri scene has this weird jitter, like the physics engine can't decide if her chest should bounce or just vibrate. It's unpolished in a way that loops back around to feeling intentional, almost. Like finding a sketch in an artist's notebook instead of the finished painting. The doggystyle angle clips through the floor geometry sometimes, her face half buried in the ground, and the creampie finish just sort of appears without transition. One frame she's moving, next frame white lines painted on. No buildup. The facial cumshot in the "gentle" route has more care put into it, droplets actually landing on her cheek and sliding down, which is weird because you'd think the violent path would get the detail work.

I spent ten minutes clicking back and forth between the two choices, not because the story mattered but because the visual novel format tricks you into thinking it does. The date setup is just three lines of text. Then fucking. Then nothing. No replay value unless you count staring at the same six animations from different angles. The *** path feels hollow, not in a moral way but in a "someone forgot to add the rest of the game" way. Yuna's screams loop too fast. The sound file is maybe eight seconds long.

Forgot to mention the blowjob scene. She looks at the camera. Direct eye contact. Uncomfortable. Good.

That Pikachu girl. The one in the ripped fishnets and a tail that plugs into somewhere I'm still not sure about. She's the first real "catch" and honestly, the pixel art on her jolting animation when you use the capture charm is chef's kiss. A proper chiptune fan would appreciate how the composer layered a corrupted version of the Pokemon center jingle over a slow, dirty beat during that scene. The audio is a mess of Game Boy screeches and muffled moans, and it works.

The whole game is a scavenger hunt through a convention center full of furries and cosplayers. You wander hallways that look like they were drawn in MS Paint by someone who really, really cared about the shape of a Vaporeon costume. The humor is stupid. Glitchy text boxes, NPCs saying "notice me senpai" without a hint of irony. I spent ten minutes just clicking on a dead-eyed vendor selling bootleg merch because the dialogue loop was so broken it circled back to being funny. The actual catching mechanic is a basic rock-paper-scissors rip off, but losing sometimes triggers a scene anyway, which feels like a bug they just left in. And honestly, a happy accident.

The convention map is a nightmare to navigate. No clear exits. I got stuck behind a Snorlax beanbag chair for a solid minute.

There's a scene with a Lucario cosplayer in a backroom that goes full hentai logic, physics be damned. The sprite work gets surprisingly detailed for something that looks like a lost Newgrounds flash game. But the sound mixing is all over the place. One moment it's a whisper, the next the volume spikes like a jumpscare. It's the kind of unpolished that makes you check if your browser tab crashed, but then the next lewd loop starts and you forget to care. The whole thing runs on browser, by the way, so no fussing with files. Just click and regret nothing. The furry tag is strong with this one, so if that's your bag, the Eeveelution wing of the con is basically a buffet.

You know what gets me about these Derpixon tribute games? The sound design. Or lack of it. There's this one loop of wet squelching that plays through all six animations and by the third one I'm sitting there thinking about how my neighbor's dog makes the same noise eating wet food. Not exactly the mood setter you want when a demon girl is getting absolutely wrecked by tentacles.

The redhead herself is classic Derpixon, all curves and that specific expression halfway between pissed off and desperately turned on. She's got these little fangs that show when the ghost tentacle thing wraps around her throat. That's the first scene. Then there's the slime one where she's suspended upside down and the goo is this translucent green that honestly looks more like lime jello than anything supernatural. I kept thinking about that. Couldn't stop. Lime jello with a mind of its own. The cumshot at the end of that scene is almost comical in volume, like someone turned a firehose on her face. I laughed. Is that wrong? Probably.

The hell backdrop is just some red fog and vague pillars. Doesn't matter. You're not here for architecture. The tentacle scenes get progressively more absurd, there's one where she's taking three at once and the animation loops so perfectly you could watch it forever. Or until the sound drives you insane. The ghost scene has this transparency effect on the creature that's actually clever, you can see her body through it while it's inside her. Nice touch. But then the slime scene starts and I'm back to thinking about dessert. Six animations total. No gameplay. Just click and watch. The tribute aspect is obvious if you know the original Demon Girl game, same character model, same general vibe, just stripped down to the bare essentials. Sometimes that's enough. Sometimes you want more. The slime was definitely lime flavored in my head and I'll never know if that was intentional.

The mage girl just hangs there, chained up, and honestly the whole thing feels like someone ripped Rita from Tales of Vesperia and dropped her into a really barebones flash animation from 2007. The art is rough, deliberately unpolished like the tag says, but there's something about the way her expression shifts when you click around that kept me poking at it longer than I'd admit. You get the forced sex scenario right away, no buildup, just her in chains and a dude who's already got his pants down.

The whole thing is basically one long CG animation, which I normally hate because where's the game, right? But this one, I don't know. It's about some rich dude whose wife apparently ordered him a "sexy maid" service. The maid is this asian girl with the classic outfit, you know the one, short skirt, apron, the whole deal. She does a striptease first, and the animation is... deliberately unpolished. That's the word for it. Like someone made it in a weekend and said "good enough." The movements are a bit stiff, the textures are whatever, but there's something about it that works. Maybe it's the way she looks at the camera, like she's bored but also knows exactly what she's doing.

The striptease goes on for a while, and then it moves to a handjob scene. And here's where I got weirdly fixated on one detail. Her hands. They're too smooth. Like, no knuckles, no veins, just these perfect little anime hands that don't look like they could actually grip anything. I spent way too long staring at that. The boss guy, you never see his face, just his dick basically. Classic hentai logic. The whole power dynamic is there, boss and maid, but it's so straightforward it almost circles back to being funny. I wish there was a button to make her roll her eyes or something, but there won't be.

I forgot to mention the sound. There isn't any music, just these wet slapping noises that loop a bit too perfectly. It's the kind of thing where you leave it running on your phone while scrolling twitter, and then you look back and nothing has changed, she's still going at it with the same expression. The "erotic" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. It's more like a screensaver for degenerates. My cat jumped on my desk during the handjob part and I just let it happen, which says something about how engaged I was. The maid's tits are nice though, I'll give it that. They bounce in a way that defies the unpolished look of everything else, like the one thing the creator actually cared about.

Click. Next. Click. Next. That's basically the whole gameplay loop, and honestly, it's kind of perfect for what it is. You're not here for deep mechanics, you're here to see Gwen from Total Drama Island get railed, and the game delivers that with zero pretense. The art style is... weird. Not bad weird, but like someone traced over screenshots and then went ham with the shading in all the wrong places. Her face looks off in half the scenes, like she's staring at something just past your shoulder. But then the next frame hits and suddenly the proportions click and you forget what you were complaining about.

The scenes themselves, man. Starts with a blowjob that's actually pretty hot if you can ignore the fact that her eyes never quite line up. The facial at the end is what you'd expect, messy and over the top, but the cumshot effect looks like someone discovered the opacity slider in Photoshop and got way too excited. There's this one frame where it's dripping down her chin and I swear it's the same asset they used three times just rotated slightly. Not that I was counting. The fucking scenes are more of the same, click through, watch the loop, and there's this bizarre moment where her expression changes from bored to surprised to bored again in three consecutive frames. What was that about? Nobody knows. The game sure doesn't care.

The parody angle is what saves it, honestly. If this was just some random goth girl it'd be forgettable, but knowing it's Gwen specifically adds this layer of wrongness that makes it funnier than it should be. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became a fap game. You'll finish in like five minutes, close the tab, and then maybe open it again a week later because you remembered that one weird frame and need to confirm it was real. It was. It always was.