The mage girl just hangs there, chained up, and honestly the whole thing feels like someone ripped Rita from Tales of Vesperia and dropped her into a really barebones flash animation from 2007. The art is rough, deliberately unpolished like the tag says, but there's something about the way her expression shifts when you click around that kept me poking at it longer than I'd admit. You get the forced sex scenario right away, no buildup, just her in chains and a dude who's already got his pants down.

Fuck the sparkly vampires. That was my first thought when Bianca started making out with Sara in the back of this grimy van. Not even a real van, just a 3d box with some textures slapped on it that look like they were rendered on a phone from 2014. The lighting is flat, the skin has that weird plastic sheen, and yet here I am, clicking through the dialogue like a degenerate. The game knows what it is. Mr. Bulgur. That's the vampire's name. He's got this dead eyed stare and a jawline that could cut glass, and he's waiting for these two girls to show up. There's this whole setup about them being tired of Twilight, some meta joke that lands about as gracefully as the game's oral animations. Which is to say, not gracefully at all. The blowjob scene has this weird disconnect where the mouth and the, you know, object, don't quite align. There's a lot of clipping. In any other game I'd be screaming at the screen but this one, I don't know, it's almost endearing? Like watching a puppet show where the puppeteer is very drunk but extremely committed.

The forced threesome scenario emerges without much negotiation. It just happens. One click you're picking dialogue options like "Be scared" or "Be not scared" and the next the vampire has both women bent over some ancient tomb furniture. I spent way too long noticing that Sara's ponytail doesn't move. It's just a rigid plastic horn attached to her skull. But the sounds, the sounds are actually not terrible. Wet, sloppy, practical. Someone sat in a room with a microphone and made these noises with real conviction. It made me wonder about the face of the human making vampire saliva sounds for a game called Mr. Bulgur.

The lesbian content before the main event is actually the strongest part. There's a moment where the two women are just exploring each other and the awkwardness of the models somehow makes it feel more intimate, like watching a very amateur but genuinely enthusiastic home video. Then Bulgur shows up and it becomes this mechanical piston filled blood orgy. I wish there was more build up. More dread. More actual vampire lore. What's his deal? Why Bulgur? Is it a grain reference? I'll never know and that tiny unresolved mystery bothers me more than the clipping genitals.

The blood drinking in Darkness Revenge is actually the least of your problems. I spent twenty minutes in the character creator, which is more involved than it has any right to be for a game that will then spend the next three hours finding new ways to humiliate whatever protagonist I built. You pick male or female, and honestly the female route feels like the developers put 80% of their effort there, the degradation hits different, more personal somehow. The male path has this weird thing where you’re supposed to feel powerful but the story keeps putting you in situations where you’re clearly not, which I guess is the point of vampire politics but it just made me annoyed at my own character.

The animated scenes are rough, like someone learned Blender last month and decided yes, this is ready. But there’s something about the jank that makes the forced sex sequences more uncomfortable in a way I can’t tell if it’s intentional or not. The mind control stuff, you use it on a milf character early on and the game doesn’t let you forget what you did, it comes back in dialogue later which most porn games never bother with. The monster girl shows up in act two and I completely lost track of the revenge plot because the bondage scene with her went on for what felt like forever, not complaining exactly, but the pacing just dies there.

The blackmail subplot involves a lesbian couple and the choices branch in ways that made me reload saves more than I’d like to admit. One ending I got involved a gang bang that the game clearly thought was a bad ending but honestly seemed like the most narratively coherent outcome given all the decisions I’d made. The graphic violence tag isn’t joking around, there’s a scene with a vampire hunter that made me put my phone down for a minute, and I’ve played Corruption of Champions without flinching. The creampie scenes have this weird visual effect, like a filter that makes everything look wet in a way that reminds me of old Newgrounds flash games. I wish the anal content was better integrated instead of feeling tacked on to every sex scene like a checkbox. The group sex scenes suffer from the animation problems I mentioned, too many limbs clipping through bodies.