Fired up Hometown again after remembering it from some dead forum thread. The 3DCG is rough, like someone learned Daz Studio from a cracked tutorial and never bothered with lighting presets. Faces go plastic in certain angles, but the teasing scenes? They know exactly where to put the camera. That slow lean over the kitchen counter, the way her shirt rides up when she reaches for a shelf. It's deliberate filth wrapped in a "grounded story" package.

The choices actually matter, which is weird for these games. Told some old flame to fuck off and she disappeared for three in-game weeks. Came back with a black eye and a story about the gang shit brewing in the background. Never explained it fully, just hinted. That's the part I keep thinking about. You're supposed to be rebuilding your life, but every dialogue option feels like stepping on a landmine. Say the wrong thing to the new neighbor and she won't even look at you when you pass her door. But get it right and she's inviting you in for "coffee" that turns into her grinding on your lap while whispering about how much she missed having a real man around.

The romance system is less about gifts and more about not being a complete asshole. Or being exactly the right kind of asshole. Hard to tell sometimes. There's this one scene where you can either comfort a childhood friend or mock her for still living with her parents. Both routes lead to sex eventually, but the tone is completely different. One is tender, almost sad. The other is hate-fucking against a washing machine while she calls you names. I respect that.

Wish the gang conflict actually went somewhere instead of just being background noise. Every update promises escalation but it never arrives. Still, for a browser game that costs nothing, the teasing alone is worth the click. Just don't expect polish. Expect horny decisions and consequences that linger longer than the cum stains on your keyboard.

I keep a folder. It's not organized, just screenshots dumped in from various games where the censorship or the translation or just the sheer absurdity of the pose makes me laugh. After Thunder has earned a permanent spot in that folder. The main character's face, specifically. There's a moment early on, right after the "simple mission" goes sideways, where his expression is supposed to be grim determination but the 3D model just looks mildly constipated. I think about that face a lot. It's the face of a man who trained for years under a war hero and still can't figure out how belts work.

The warrior fantasy is just a delivery system for the real content, which is a parade of impossibly proportioned women who all seem to have a very specific interest in this low-caste himbo. The first MILF character you meet, some kind of noblewoman with an ass that defies the physics of the Far East fantasy setting, has dialogue that reads like it was run through three different translation programs and then proofread by a horny ghost. She says something about "the thunder in your spirit" and then her top just... ceases to exist. No animation, no context. One frame it's there, the next it's gone. I laughed so hard I had to put my phone down. Is that a bug or a feature? In this genre, who can even tell anymore.

The big tits are a given, that's the price of admission. But the game's real charm is how earnestly it tries to sell you on this caste system plot while the camera is actively clipping through a giantess's thigh. You'll be reading about the darkness threatening the realm and then bam, a sex scene starts with the same suddenness as a jumpscare. The male protagonist never seems surprised by this. He just accepts it, same constipated face, ready to serve the realm in whatever way is required. I never finished the main quest. I don't think you're supposed to. The folder, however, keeps growing.

The first time her blouse buttons give up, it’s not a strip show moment. It’s more like watching a dam crack, a slow, inevitable spill of fabric that reveals the engineering marvel of her bra struggling against what’s inside. The groping starts before the brain can catch up, a cursor that drifts from professional note-taking to the soft, heavy reality of her. You know, for science. The animation for the interracial scene later on has this weird jitter, like the keyframes were set by someone who’d only read about sex in medical journals, but honestly? That awkwardness loops back around to being hot. It feels fumbling and real, not like a polished porn set.

The whole thing is a kinetic novel, so you’re just clicking through a therapy session gone off the rails. The big tits and big ass are rendered with that specific 3DCG gloss where skin looks like expensive latex, which I normally hate, but here it works because the characters are so stiff otherwise. It’s like watching mannequins discover lust. The oral sex scene has this moment where the patient’s eyes flick up, and the male protagonist’s dialogue box just says “...” for a solid five seconds. That’s the peak. Better than the actual vaginal sex animation, which cycles like a screensaver. I wish the cheating aspect had more bite, more internal conflict beyond a single line of text. You’re a therapist, man. Where’s the spiral? The developers just sort of forgot about the guilt after the first act, which is a shame because the setup was the best part. The sound design is just a low hum and some wet noises that sound like they were recorded in a different room. I kept thinking about how my own therapist would definitely not have a couch that squeaks like that. It’s a specific squeak, a rubber-against-polished-wood sound that’s now burned into my brain. Anyway, the game doesn’t care about my nitpicks. It’s got one job, and it does it with a straight face, which is more than I can say for most of the stuff I alt-tab to during my lunch break.

So I'm at this convention, right, trying to organize the cosplay lineup, and someone slides me a link to Revenge's Resilience. I boot it up on my phone between wrangling a Genshin Impact group and a very intense debate about wig styling. And I'll tell you what, I forgot about the schedule completely.

The MC is just... broken. In the best way. That first scene where he's alone, the corruption tag really doing the heavy lifting, and he just goes at himself? The masturbation animation is janky as hell. The loop stutters. His face is frozen in this weird grimace. But the voice acting, or maybe the writing, it sells this desperate, hateful energy that a polished animation would have smoothed over. I watched it three times. The big tits on the first woman he manipulates, they're 3dcg but they move like they're filled with water, not silicone. I don't know why that's hotter to me, but it is. The physics are wrong and I wish they'd never fix it.

The romance path feels like a trap. You're building this connection, the vaginal sex scenes are genuinely tender in a way that clashes with the rest of the game, and then the creampie finish happens and you remember this is all a long con. His internal monologue after is brutal. I had to put my phone down and go yell at a Cloud Strife cosplayer about his shoulder armor being on the wrong side just to feel normal again. The big ass on the secondary target is a focal point, obviously, but the corruption scenes with her feel more mechanical. Like the MC is just going through the motions. Which might be the point? His fractured psyche and all that. But it makes those scenes less engaging than the solo stuff, which is weird to say.

My only real complaint, and I'm still mad about it, is that you can't skip back to specific choices. You have to replay huge chunks. I missed a dialogue option that apparently unlocks a whole different corruption branch and now I'll never see it because I don't have the patience. The game knows it's making you complicit and it doesn't care. Neither do I, I guess.

I keep thinking about the scene where you first meet your daughter again after centuries. She's not scared, not exactly. She's disappointed. That hits harder than any fang scene in this whole bloody mess of a game. The First Beings isn't trying to be your typical vampire smut, even though it definitely has the graphic violence and the sex scenes that'll make you glance at your door.

The writing is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone's actual journal rather than a polished novel. Sometimes the dialogue loops weirdly, and I got stuck on one choice screen for way too long because the options were basically "be a monster" or "be slightly less of a monster but still pretty terrible." The fear/love system sounds clever on paper but in practice it feels like you're just picking which flavor of trauma to inflict on your progeny. I don't know if that's intentional or not.

The lore dumps about The Hidden, your secret lineage or whatever, can get tedious. I found myself clicking through paragraphs about ancient bloodlines while waiting for the next actually interesting bit. But then there's this moment with your former equal, the one you raised children with before everything fell apart. The sexual tension there is thick enough to choke on, and the game doesn't shy away from making it properly explicit when things finally boil over. Full nudity, detailed acts, the works. It's hot in that uncomfortable way where you're not sure if you should be enjoying it given the context.

The monster designs are genuinely unsettling, which makes the romance options feel even weirder. You're supposed to be this ancient terror who shaped civilizations with blood and fear, but now you're just... tired. The game asks if redemption is possible for something like you. I kept choosing the brutal options because honestly, the restraint path felt fake. Like putting a leash on a hurricane. But maybe that says more about me than the game. The mystery elements work better than the relationship stuff, which is backwards from what I expected going in.

I found a ring. Not like, a cool ring. One of those plastic things from a vending machine probably, but it glowed and suddenly I'm in someone else's wet dream. Literally. The game just drops you into this weird sci-fi setup where you're about to graduate college and this ring lets you peek into other people's fantasies. Which sounds hot until you realize you're basically a psychic voyeur with no instruction manual.

The first dream sequence I hit was this busty milf type, and the pov angle made it feel like I was actually there getting a handjob while she whispered something about being a bad student. The 3dcg is rough. Like, really rough. Hair clips through shoulders constantly and the skin textures look like they were rendered on a calculator from 2007. But somehow that jank makes the groping scenes feel more... intimate? No that's the wrong word. More accidental. Like finding your uncle's old porn stash and being weirdly fascinated by how bad it is. The animated bits during the teasing and oral sex have this uncanny valley quality where mouths don't quite line up but the sounds are way too clear. Someone spent their entire budget on the moaning audio and forgot about everything else.

The school setting is standard, lockers and classrooms and that one teacher with the massive rack who keeps bending over desks for no reason. There's multiple endings apparently but I kept getting distracted by the exhibitionism route where you use your superpowers to make people flash you in public. The cheating subplot with the married professor made me feel genuinely gross in a way I wasn't expecting. Not because of the creampie finish, but because the dialogue beforehand had this weirdly sincere moment about her husband that the game immediately ignores so you can watch her tits bounce during vaginal sex. The lesbian scenes are tagged but I only found one and it was like thirty seconds long, mostly just two characters dry humping on a bed while the camera spins around them like a confused drone. For a game about dreams, the fantasy elements are surprisingly thin. You get the ring, you see sex, you occasionally fight some shadow monster thing that I think represents trauma? The lore is there if you squint but mostly you're just clicking through text boxes waiting for the next creampie animation to trigger. The interracial scenes are there too, though the character models all have the same dead-eyed expression regardless of what's happening to their bodies. Big ass enthusiasts will eat well, I guess. The masturbation scenes are weirdly detailed compared to everything else, like someone on the dev team had a very specific vision and refused to compromise on the solo stuff while letting the rest of the game look like a tech demo from 2012.

The mask system is what got me. You pick a face and suddenly you're not you anymore, just another nobody in the market under the mountain. I spent way too long on that screen, like when you're making a Skyrim character at 4am and suddenly it's daylight. The masks aren't just cosmetic either, they change how NPCs react, which I didn't realize until my third run when I picked the creepy bird mask and suddenly everyone was way more hostile. Nice touch, but also fuck you game for not explaining that.

The blackmail mechanics are deliciously scummy. You dig up dirt on these masked weirdos and then you can squeeze them for info or favors. There's this one scene with a merchant who's secretly trafficking something nasty, and you can either report him or hold it over his head forever. I chose the latter obviously, because I'm trash, and the way his dialogue shifts after that is chef's kiss. He hates you but he has to smile. The corruption angle isn't sexual at all, which is weird for a game on this site, but it's more about moral decay. Your protagonist just gets grubbier and grubbier depending on what you do. By the end of my first playthrough I'd betrayed like four people and the ending was just... bleak. No tits, no ass, just existential dread.

The multiple endings thing is real though. I got the "nobody wins" ending first, then went back and tried to be a good person and somehow got an even worse one. The dystopian vibe is thick, reminds me of that old Pathologic game where everything feels wrong but you can't pinpoint why. Soundtrack is mostly ambient dread noises, which fits but I wish there was at least one banger. The female protagonist route has some different dialogue options but honestly the male one felt more natural for the scumbag playstyle. Graphic violence tag is earned, there's a scene with a knife that made me alt-tab for a second. Not for the squeamish, but if you're here for corruption and blackmail and that sweet sweet moral bankruptcy, this delivers without a single lewd CG.

The first time you have to make a real decision in this thing, my stomach actually dropped. Not because the choice was some grand political maneuver, but because it was about whether to let a maid keep standing there holding a tray while you figure out your own mess. And the game just waits. No timer, no hint. Just her, looking at you, while you're supposed to be this new king who doesn't even know where the royal fucking chamber pot is. That's the whole vibe. You're Isaac, this carpenter who got yanked into a crown because everyone else with royal blood is conveniently dead, and now there's an invasion coming from some place called the Dark Territory, which sounds like a name a teenager came up with but honestly it works.

The harem stuff creeps up on you. It's not the usual "oh look, five women fell on my dick" routine. There's this one scene with a noblewoman, can't remember her name, where she's basically explaining how marriage alliances work while her hand is already on your thigh under the table. The writing doesn't wink at you. It just describes the heat of her palm through the fabric and then moves on to troop movements. My brain short-circuited. Wish they'd spent less time on the map screens though, those are ugly as sin and you can't skip past the tutorial prompts about grain supplies. Grain supplies! While someone's trying to seduce you in the next dialogue box.

The mystery tag is doing heavy lifting. King Mikhail's death stinks, and not just because corpses smell. Some of the courtiers look at you like they're already measuring your neck for a noose. Got this one advisor who keeps "accidentally" forgetting to mention minor details like which lords want to secede. And then you'll have a sex scene that's genuinely tender, like actually about two people being terrified together, and right after you're back to wondering if the wine tastes weird tonight. The tonal whiplash shouldn't work but it does, like eating something spicy and sweet in the same bite. The medieval fantasy setting is just window dressing for people being messy and horny and scared, which honestly, same.

The first time that wolf lady pins you down, I actually laughed out loud. Not because it's funny, but because the animation is so janky it loops like a broken GIF from 2004. Her hips stutter. Your character's face stays frozen in this dumb blank stare. And yet. Something about the way she growls, the text box filling with threats about how you're just a toy now, made me shift in my chair. The corruption mechanic here isn't some slow burn. One minute you're a guy looking for lost stuff in a creepy village, next thing you know you're on your knees while a milf with fur and an attitude problem explains exactly how useless your superpowers are against her.

Gameplay wise it's a point and click thing with POV scenes that feel like someone's first Ren'py project. The horror elements are weirdly effective though. Not scary, just... uncomfortable. You'll be clicking through dialogue about missing persons and then suddenly there's a closeup of massive tits and a handjob scene that goes on way too long. The male protagonist has these powers that never really get explained. You can grope sometimes? It's a choice. The furry stuff is everywhere but it's not like, full animal. More like humans with ears and tails and proportions that would break a spine. The big ass tag is not lying. There's this one innkeeper character, I think she's a fox maybe, and the way she walks is just ridiculous. Like someone told the artist "more" and they took it personally.

The humor lands sometimes by accident. Dialogue choices that make no sense. A scene where you use your powers and the screen just shakes for five seconds. I'm still not sure if that was a bug. The female domination angle gets pretty intense, especially with the older characters. There's this one scene with a character who might be the mayor's wife? She's got this whole speech about how men are just vessels and honestly I forgot I was supposed to be finding something. The horror tag makes more sense the longer you play. Not jump scares, just this growing feeling that the game knows what you're here for and it's judging you. The animated bits are sparse but when they hit, they hit. Stiff, repetitive, but somehow that makes it hotter? Like watching a flipbook made by someone who really needed to get off. The corruption isn't just the character's, it's yours too, sitting there clicking through increasingly unhinged scenarios while the mystery plot falls apart in the background.