This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Raven finally snapped in this one, and honestly, it’s beautiful in the worst possible way. Forget the usual brooding goth mage who saves Jump City and complains about emotions. Here she’s basically turned her room into a magical porn lab and decided the best way to fix her mood is to mass produce more of herself and then ruin every version from the inside out. It starts off almost calm: dark room, candles, that familiar vibe from the tower, and then the camera pans and you realize, oh, there’s not one Raven here, there’s a whole damn lineup. Different outfits, slightly different expressions, same purple hair, same smug “I know exactly what you’re staring at” look. Some of them already naked, some still pretending they’re wearing clothes for a reason. Then you notice the important upgrade: every clone packing stupidly big cock that clearly isn’t there for show. She basically turned herself into both the casting couch and the entire cast.

The pacing is kind of wild. There’s zero build-up to “respectable foreplay.” One Raven on her knees choking herself on another Raven’s dick, smeared mascara, eyes rolling, and in the back you can see two more clones going full anal pileup like it’s a group project nobody planned but everybody passes anyway. It does that thing where the camera lingers way too long on the throat bulge when she’s deepthroating, like it wants you to count how many inches disappeared. And it keeps cutting between angles so you get this weird whiplash: one second you’re watching her being pinned face-first into the sheets, getting pounded in her ass while someone else feeds her cock, next second you’re staring at a Raven stroking herself, waiting her turn, cum already drying on her tits because she got there early. The bukkake scenes hit like a messed up ritual: half-circle of futa Ravens around one poor, smug original, all jerking, then she gets painted completely, white on purple, dripping off her chin, sticking in her hair, and she looks genuinely happy for once. Or possessed. Hard to tell with her.

It leans hard into the whole “I don’t need anyone else, I’ll fuck myself” vibe, which is weirdly on-brand for Raven. She’s basically her own gangbang. Her own harem. Her own humiliation arc. You get anal, oral, stacked penetration where she’s plugged in every hole like some cursed magic artifact, and they don’t shy away from showing that everything stretches and throbs and pulses in a way that’s actually a bit too honest. Some shots are messy as hell, like whoever framed them just wanted to zoom on the veins of that big cock and forgot there’s a whole body attached. And then you get these little moments, like a Raven clone wiping cum off another’s lips with her thumb and then pushing the same thumb back into her mouth, casual as drinking coffee. It’s not romantic. It’s not “sexy story with feelings.” It’s just a goth sorceress locked in a feedback loop of cloning, using, and filling her own clones until the whole room looks like a sticky magic disaster. And somehow, that fits her more than half the “serious” fan stories out there.

Oba shows up on the screen like she already owns your browser tab. Big brown hair, big brown eyes, even bigger… everything else. She has that classic japanese aunty energy, the kind who pretends to be shy for three seconds then suddenly is sitting on your lap talking about how “this is wrong” while already grinding. The game doesn’t waste time with story, it acts like you know why you’re here. You get those little blue dots and arrows all over the scene and each one is like a pervert’s remote control. Tap one and she changes pose, angle, or just starts doing something you’re not really ready for but still watching with your mouth open like a goldfish. It’s closer to poking a hentai doll on your screen than “playing a game”, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

The incest vibe is there in that trashy porn way, where she calls you things that would get your search history flagged instantly. Oba talks like she’s your older relative who “just came to check on you” then two clicks later she’s on her knees, bra pushed up, tits bouncing in first person view while she looks up like you’re the only man left on earth. There’s a point where you switch to a angle from behind and the game just goes straight into anal like it was waiting for you to hover that spot. No build up, no long seduction. One second she’s riding you, next second her ass is swallowing you and she’s whining in that over the top milf hentai way, half pain, half “more more more”. Some people will say it’s too much, those people are lying, they’re just scared someone will see their tabs.

I actually spent like five minutes just playing with the arrows around her chest. Every tiny tweak and suddenly her boobs are spilling out of the bra, then squeezed together, then bouncing up in slow rhythm while she moans something in japanese you probably don’t understand but your body definitely does. It’s weirdly fun to just fine tune the filth. POV angles, close ups of her cun getting pounded, shots where she’s on her back with her legs pulled up so far you wonder how her hips didn’t give up. Sometimes the transitions are a bit clunky, like you click a dot thinking “ok she’ll move a little” and she snaps into a totally different pose mid thrust with zero warning, like the game had a stroke. Also that one blue dot near her thigh is slightly off center and it made me irrationally angry, I kept clicking the wrong thing and getting her riding again when I was trying to go back to anal. Still didn’t stop me from going through every single arrow like I was doing “research for science” with Pornhub closed for once.

This thing hits like somebody ripped a horny loop straight off Newgrounds in 2010, slapped a better render on it and said “yeah ok, that’s enough”. And honestly, it kinda is. You jump in, there’s no foreplay, no story dump, no fake moral lesson about predator prey harmony or any of that Disney crap. It’s just Judy already in position, Nick already hard as fuck, like you pressed play on the exact moment the porn parody starts after you skipped the cheesy acting. It feels dirty in a fun way because your brain still remembers them chasing bad guys and now she’s bracing herself, ears twitching, ass up, tail out of the way, taking him deep from behind while they both pretend the rest of Zootopia doesn’t exist. And yeah, it rides that line. You’re not supposed to see them like this, which is exactly why it works.

Sound-wise, it made the chiptune nerd in me grumpy for a second. I kept thinking, “Imagine if this had some crunchy 16‑bit style loop, like an oversexed SNES boss fight theme, filtered and pounding quietly in the back.” Instead it goes for something more safe, more generic, and that’s a shame, because the rhythm of his thrusts is already kind of musical. There’s this little moment where his pace stutters, like a drummer missing a beat then catching up, and if you’re into timing your strokes with the motion, you feel it immediately. It’s not some epic interactive game, but you still start syncing your breathing with the loop without meaning to. I had Spotify open in another tab playing some low‑fi chiptune remix and it actually matched better than what the scene gave me by default. Accidentally made it hotter than it had any right to be. Also, Judy’s expression shifts just enough as he goes deeper, but I swear her eyes feel like they’re staring slightly past the camera, like the animator was in a rush and said “good enough” and never touched it again, which kinda fits the whole rough vibe anyway.

Anyway, the main act is exactly what you expect with those two. Nick behind her, no condom, no hesitation, like he’s been doing this for a while and this is just their after‑work routine. There’s this one frame in the buildup where his hips slam forward and her back arches a little more than before, and if you blink you miss it, but that’s when it stops feeling like some stiff fan render and starts feeling filthy. The cum scene is simple but satisfying, no acrobatics, just that thick flood pumping into her while she clenches around him, and the camera stays right where your dick wants it to stay. No weird artsy angles, just raw, in your face, Nick buried to the base and twitching. I do wish there was a tiny bit more messy aftermath, like a slow pullout with everything leaking, but I also know they probably won’t change it and I’ve already replayed that finish too many times, so whatever. It’s quick, focused, and a bit unpolished in that “one animator grinding in their bedroom with too many reference tabs open” way. Dirty, direct, and it leaves your browser history just a little bit more cursed than it was before.

Harley in this game feels like somebody ripped her right out of a horny Tumblr blog and dropped her straight into a very fucked up Arkham nightshift. It is technically “hospital”, but nobody is curing anything here, except maybe frustration. Whole thing plays like a POV porn where you are the only sane person in the building and she is absolutely not helping your mental health. She leans into the camera, tongue out, that mocking smile, like she did three lines of chaos before clocking in. From my gender studies brain I keep thinking “okay, here we go again, messy fetish of the bad girl in chains,” but then she wraps her lips around the cock and suddenly my theory turns into background noise and I am just staring at the way her eyes roll a bit when she takes it deeper. It is almost rude how effective it is.

The blowjob scenes are the real anchor. She starts playful, lots of spit, kind of teasing, rubbing you along her cheek like she is comparing your size with some invisible chart only she can see. You control the pace a bit, but honestly it feels like she is the one steering. There is this moment where she chokes slightly, wipes her mouth with her thumb, giggles, and then just goes back down with more determination like it is a personal challenge. From feminist lens, it is that classic porn contradiction: she is “submissive” in position, but the whole vibe screams “I decide how this goes.” She stares up, eyebrows raised, almost like she asks, is this what you wanted, bats? Sometimes I hate how good that kind of gaze works on me. Also, small complaint: the sound of the sucking sometimes goes a bit too wet, like someone close to their mic on Telegram voice note. Not a big thing, but once I noticed it, my brain did a little side-eye and then never came back to fix that thought.

Then the switch to riding is where the power flips again, even if the script pretends it is the same. She climbs on, front first, ass tight, bouncing in this rhythm that is not exactly realistic, but it matches the dirty cartoon logic of her character. She uses your chest as some kind of balance bar, grinding and lifting, cock disappearing inside her, and every time she drops all the way down there is this tiny pause at the bottom, like her body is saying, “yeah, keep me there.” Later when she turns around and you get that full ass view, it slides from playful to almost mean. She arches her back like she knows this angle will short-circuit half the audience, then lets you push into her ass, very deliberate, no fake shyness. Anal here is not framed as something forbidden or punished; it is more like two freaks in Arkham finally admitting what they wanted from the start. She groans when you go deeper, not high-pitched porn princess noise, but rougher, more like she is annoyed at how good it feels. Then the creampie hits and she barely reacts at first, just that slight shiver and lazy smirk, as if getting filled is the most normal thing that happens in this asylum. From gender politics side, it is messy, objectifying, full of clichés, and at the same time she keeps stealing control back with every smirk and hip roll. I opened it thinking I will just “analyze representation,” and instead ended up quietly watching her ride my perspective like it owes her rent.

It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

PinkTea has this very specific thing going on where their games feel like someone took a horny notebook doodle from math class, fed it too much sugar, gave it cat ears and said “ok, now live in my browser forever.” This one leans hard into that vibe. Everything circles around turning this cute, slightly bratty nekogirl into your personal maid toy, except it never feels actually serious, more like a dirty comedy that forgot to stop being arousing. One second you’re poking around what they call a “dungeon” that looks suspiciously cozy for a dungeon, next second she’s on her knees in that frilly pink maid cosplay, ears flicking, looking at you like she’s both pissed and wet at the same time. That face when she tries to act tough and then loses it the moment you start “training” her properly? Yeah, that got me more than any of the bigger scenes.

The sex slave training angle is not subtle at all, but they wrap it in this candy-colored hentai coating that makes it feel like some cursed mix between a fetish cafe and a gacha game. You’re juggling obedience, lust, hunger, and whatever that “corruption” bar is pretending not to be. There was this moment where I’d pushed her too far, she’s panting in that tiny apron, eyes glossy, and the game quietly pops up a feeding option, like “oh by the way, she also needs snacks between blowjobs.” I don’t know why that hit me so much, but having to feed her between punishment sessions turned into its own kink. Watching her lick cream off her fingers, cheeks smeared, ears twitching, tail doing that happy cat wiggle while she still has your cum sliding down her thigh… honestly kind of illegal energy. And the cosplay rotation is dumb in the best way. One run she’s in a proper maid outfit, next time she’s in this half-finished neko puss costume that looks like the dev forgot what a cat body suit is supposed to cover. I kept telling myself I liked the music the most, though. Which is a lie, but also not really.

The soundtrack is weirdly sticky. Simple loops, cheap synth, but then they throw in these lazy, sleazy bass lines that roll under the moans and make everything feel like some forgotten hentai FMV from the early mobile era. I actually caught myself humming the dungeon theme while scrolling Twitter, which is a problem because my brain instantly adds the sound of that sloppy maid blowjob over it. Their moan mixing is all over the place, by the way. Sometimes she sounds like an actual catgirl losing her mind on your cock, sometimes like they recorded it with a microwave, I have no idea what happened there. And yet I kept it on high volume because when it hits, it hits. There’s this one scene where she’s gagging on you, tears in her eyes, the music drops to almost nothing, just a dull pulse, and her wet choking fills the speakers. Then when you finally flood her mouth, the track swells back in like some cheap porno anthem. Completely cheesy, totally effective. I kinda hate how much I liked it. Also there is this one UI button slightly off-center in the dungeon screen and it bothered me more than anything in my life, and they never fix it, and I kept looking at it during the hottest scenes and losing focus, and anyway, the game is a mess and also I still have it open in another tab.

Hatsune Miku standing there in that plain little tee and skirt, all teal hair and innocent eyes, but the game is like “here, just mess her up however you want.” It feels a bit like opening Photoshop at work and doing something you absolutely shouldn’t. No big plot, no grinding, no weird stats, just you, Miku, and her clothes that really don’t want to stay opaque. I opened it in Chrome on my laptop, spotify still running in background, and suddenly I’m sitting there sliding a transparency bar and thinking “wow, I’m literally undressing a digital popstar pixel by pixel.” It’s slow, soft stripping. Not in your face, more like teasing yourself on purpose.

The funny thing is, she’s not this huge-boobed hentai doll. She’s tiny up there. Flatish. Just a bit of curve. And it works so well I kinda hate how much I like it. When you crank the opacity almost all the way down and you still see her small chest shape through the shirt, it hits different than the usual overblown anime nonsense. Feels more like a teen idol poster you shouldn’t stare at too long, except here you are turning the clothes invisible like some creepy magician. At one point I put her in a cute tee that normally would be wholesome, then lowered it until the fabric is just a mist over her nipples, and I just sat there, staring, not even clicking anything. It’s like edgeplay but for dressing. You think you’re done and then “hmm maybe I try the other top again, just a bit more see‑through this time.” The game doesn’t push you, there is no big reward. You just drift into your own horny mood with this tiny idol from Japan looking almost embarrassed and you’re the one making it worse.

I do kinda wish they added at least one stupid accessory. Like, I was hovering my mouse expecting cat ears or some dumb joke item, nothing. That annoyed me for like 10 minutes and then I forgot and started playing with the skirt opacity instead, trying to make it just sheer enough that you see the panties but still call it “clothed” in my head. And there’s this moment when you match a totally normal tee with almost ghost-level panties and her flat chest and skinny legs just click together into this pure “forbidden Miku” vibe. It’s not deep, it’s not artistic, but my artist brain instantly goes “I could draw fanart of this exact outfit, just her sitting on an amp, mic stand, shirt nearly transparent, small tits outlined by the fabric, cheeks a bit red.” The parody part sneaks in too, like you’re messing with this global vocaloid icon, turning a harmless idol into softcore hentai with nothing more than a slider and some lazy clicking while Discord pings in the corner. It’s trashy and gentle at the same time, almost like you’re petting your own pervy side instead of pounding it. And yeah, you’ll probably tell yourself “just a quick peek” and then keep tweaking her top for way too long, trying to find that exact point where it stops being cute and becomes porn.