The loading screen is just Goku's dumb smiling face and I'm already laughing because you know exactly what kind of jank you're in for. This is one of those browser games where the art looks like someone traced over a DBZ cel while very, very horny. Chichi's proportions are... generous. Like Akira Toriyama if he stopped caring about anatomy and just went full send on the curves. Her hair's that classic blue-black bob but her eyes have this desperate glow, like she's been waiting since the Cell Saga for a proper dicking.

The whole premise is peak fanfic energy. Chichi wants to get pregnant before Goku kicks it again, which, fair. The man dies more often than my phone battery. You control Goku's thrust rhythm with this slider thing that's about as responsive as a dead controller. Miss the sweet spot and Chichi's pleasure meter drops faster than Yamcha's power level. There's this one frame where her expression shifts from annoyed housewife to full ahegao and it's so abrupt I snorted my drink. The sound design is just... stock wet noises layered over what I think is a royalty free synth beat. It loops. Forever.

The cumshot animation is where the budget clearly ran out. It's like three frames of white pixels that appear with all the grace of a PowerPoint transition. But here's the thing, I kept playing. Not because it's good, but because there's something weirdly compelling about seeing these characters you grew up with reduced to this. The creampie scene has Chichi doing this victory pose that's almost identical to Goku's spirit bomb stance and I can't tell if it's intentional or the artist just reused assets. Probably both. The whole thing crashes if you try to go super saiyan mid-scene, which feels like a metaphor for something but I'm too tired to figure out what.

Right so I'm tracking my stats on this one, 14 different interaction nodes and 3 distinct cumshot endings, not bad for a flash game. The core loop is basically click on Lunch, she strips, you drag a dildo around. The breast expansion tag is there but it's not a gradual thing, more like her tits just inflate to beach ball size the second the penetration starts. Physics go absolutely haywire, like a flying tree frog on meth, jiggling in ways that defy the Dragon Ball Z anatomy we know.

The art is deliberately crusty, that specific brand of early 2000s hentai where the pussy is just a vaguely pink smudge and the creampie ending looks like someone spilled yogurt on the screen. I'm not complaining, it's got a certain charm. The sound design is just one wet slapping loop that doesn't sync with the animation at all, which honestly adds to the surreal experience. I spent ten minutes trying to find a hidden fourth ending by clicking the lunch box in the background, nothing happened, but the fact I thought there might be one says something about how these games wire your brain.

The whole premise is that Lunch won't kill you because she's horny, which is a take on the character I guess. You just undress her and get straight to it, no dialogue trees or anything. The dildo interaction is clunky as hell, you have to find the exact pixel perfect spot on her clit or the animation just freezes. When it works though, the cum animation triggers and her tits somehow get even bigger, which I thought was a glitch at first but no, it's a feature. For a quick fap it does the job, just don't expect any depth beyond what's on the tin. The file name is just a string of numbers which feels appropriate.

Rough, raw, unfiltered. That's what hits you when you boot this up expecting some polished DBZ fanservice but get something way more primal instead. The whole thing feels like someone took the basic idea of Bulma and Vegeta's first time and just... went there. No fancy animations, no elaborate setup - just straight into the uncomfortable reality of what that encounter would actually be like.

Bulma's expressions tell the whole story here. You can see every wince, every attempt to hold it together while Vegeta's doing his thing. The way her face scrunches up when he pushes in? Damn, that's some real shit right there. None of that porn-perfect moaning from frame one - this girl is clearly struggling with the size difference and trying not to let it show. Vegeta being all rough and impatient doesn't help either, typical saiyan prince behavior honestly. The dialogue is pretty minimal but when Bulma does speak up it's mostly little gasps and "wait" type stuff that makes it feel more authentic than your average hentai game.

What really gets me though is how they handled the power dynamic. Vegeta's clearly holding back because he knows he could literally break her, but he's also not exactly gentle about it. There's this tension where you're watching him try to control his strength while also being completely focused on getting off. The creampie finish feels inevitable from the start - like of course that's where this is heading, but the buildup makes it feel earned rather than just tacked on. Graphics aren't winning any awards but they do the job, especially those close-ups on Bulma's face during the rougher moments. Could use more positions honestly, feels like they stuck to missionary the whole time which gets repetitive. Still, if you're looking for something that doesn't sugarcoat the reality of a human-saiyan hookup, this delivers.

Boss walks by, I minimize the window. Not because it's work inappropriate, but because explaining why I'm playing a janky browser fighting game with a 55MB load screen in 2024 is impossible. The file size, man. Felt like downloading a car on office wifi. But you wait, and what you get is this weirdly specific turn based hentai brawler that feels like someone's flash drive fever dream from 2006.

The roster is pure "who would win" forum chaos. You got Nami from One Piece trading blows with Rangiku from Bleach, and Sakura Haruno is there looking confused. Lenalee Lee's in the mix too. The difficulty stars when you mouse over a character are not lying. You start by bullying the weakest girls, like Rinsu or Kyouko, because trying to fight Soi Fon right away is a quick trip to the game over screen. The combat is basic, click and hope your numbers are bigger, but the real mechanic is the grind. Each win unlocks a few new CGs in the CG Room, and that's the loop. Beat up a soul hunter, get a picture. It's a honest transaction.

The art's a mess of different styles, like someone traced their favorite screenshots and then went wild in the coloring book. Some CGs hit that specific nostalgic nerve, others look like a melted bootleg figure. And why is Dakki from Hoshin Engi here? No idea. But seeing Maam from Dragon Quest in a turn based fight against a redhead parody character has a certain chaotic energy. The whole thing runs on pure, uncut "I found this on a old hard drive" vibes. It's not polished, the balance is a joke, and the loading time is a crime, but it's got that specific, unhinged passion project feel. Like a weird sprite comic you'd read at a sleepover, except now you can click on it to make Rangiku's clothes fall off. My boss is back. Gotta go.

I was at this con last month, the one in Jersey, and someone had a laptop running old Flash hentai games in the corner of the indie section. You know the setup, barely works in browser, half the buttons are in Japanese. This Whentai thing with Goku and Tsunade was on screen and I couldn't look away. Not because it was good. It's not good. The art looks like someone traced over screenshots while drunk and the animation loops are maybe four frames total. But something about the sheer wrongness of it.

Goku just appears in Konoha. No spaceship, no buildup, just standing there with his dick out. The premise is some dark project to breed the ultimate fighter and apparently nobody thought to ask Tsunade if she wanted to participate. There's no dialogue, no fight scene, nothing. Just immediate doggy style while she makes this face that's supposed to be distress but the artist couldn't really draw expressions so she looks mildly inconvenienced. Like she forgot her keys.

The controls are clicking. That's it. Click to thrust, click to go faster, a meter fills up. The whole goal is to cum inside her and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. I kept thinking about how Dragon Ball has all these transformations and Naruto has jutsu and none of that matters here. Goku's strength is just... there. No kamehameha, no sage mode counter, just mechanical fucking until the meter hits max. The sound design is two stock moans on repeat and a wet slapping noise that cuts out randomly.

What gets me is the crossovers that never happen. Remember when Jump Force came out and everyone was hyped about Goku vs Naruto and then it was just a mediocre arena fighter? This game somehow captures that same disappointment but in a completely different genre. The pregnancy ending text is badly translated and mentions the ultimate fighter being born in "some days" which is not how biology works. Not that biology was a priority here. The whole thing feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really wanted to see these two characters fuck and didn't care about anything else. Fair enough I guess.

Finally someone remembered Android 18 has more than just a pretty face and those impossible blue eyes. The whole flash animation is basically a single position, her working that cock between her cheeks with this bored expression that somehow makes it hotter. Like she's doing taxes but also making you lose your mind. The assjob mechanics are simple, click to change speed or angle, but honestly I just let it loop while she grinds. Her butt gets this nice shine effect when things get going.

The breast expansion thing threw me off at first. Not my kink usually, but watching them bounce while she moves, it works in that exaggerated DBZ way. Whoever animated this understood physics or at least the physics of hentai. The guy is just a torso with a monster dick, probably meant to be Vegeta given the build but who cares really. His grunts are way too loud in the mix though, like dude we get it you're having a good time but maybe shut up so I can hear her little gasps. The sound design overall is a mess, her moans cut off weird sometimes and there's this looping squelch that gets annoying fast.

Wish there was a way to zoom in on her face when she actually smirks. That happens maybe twice in the whole animation and it's the best part, this tiny crack in the ice queen act. The loading screen takes forever too, thought my browser crashed the first time. But for what it is, a quick and dirty DBZ parody that knows exactly which assets to focus on, it delivers. Just don't expect any plot or dialogue beyond grunts. And maybe keep the volume low unless you want your neighbors thinking you're watching something with a very enthusiastic plumber.

I keep coming back to how Charizard's left wing clips through the bleacher geometry about four minutes in. Not the main event, obviously. But something about that lazy rigging, that specific brand of jank, it makes the whole thing feel more honest. Like when you find an old bootleg tape and the tracking is shot to hell. Most of these browser games try to hide their seams. This one just lets Samus's pauldron float two inches off her shoulder and dares you to care.

The premise is pure schoolyard fanfic. Samus loses a Smash match and the penalty is a public claiming by Charizard. Not even a proper arena, just this weird void with an audience of silhouettes that might be Pikmin or might be blobs of corrupted texture. The dragon's cock has that ridiculous hentai proportions thing going on, veiny and throbbing, practically a third character in the scene. Samus's zero suit gets torn away in a single ripping sound effect that's way too loud compared to the muffled moaning. And then it's just... anal. Aggressive, piston-like anal while the crowd watches. No warmup. No slick foreplay. Just the arrogant dragon mounting the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter like she's a cheap toy.

Her expression is what sells it though. The artist understood what crushed pride looks like. That thousand-yard stare while she's getting her guts rearranged, bottom lip trembling between clenched teeth. There's a moment, maybe three and a half minutes deep, where a single tear rolls down her cheek and catches the nonexistent lighting. I rewound twice just to see that tear again. It's the only genuine emotion in the entire runtime.

The creampie finale feels rushed. Charizard finishes inside her with a guttural roar, seed splattering across those hexagon-patterned thighs, and Samus just... collapses. That's it. No defiant quip. No struggle. Just broken acceptance. For a scene that's supposed to be humiliating, I wish they'd let her dignity die slower. Maybe let her crawl. Maybe let her spit something venomous before the dragon's knot pops. But whatever. The cum drip physics are surprisingly decent for a game where half the textures look like they were ripped from a 2005 Flash portal.

Finally someone animated the scene Toriyama skipped. You know the one. Videl and Gohan, alone, training maybe, and then suddenly not training at all. This little browser game just cuts straight to the good stuff, no filler episodes about power levels or whatever.

The whole thing is basically a loop of Videl absolutely losing herself on Gohan’s cock. And I mean losing herself. The animation is deliberately rough, like a flipbook made by a very horny teenager, but that's almost the charm. She's bouncing and grinding with this frantic energy, like she's been waiting since the Cell Games for this. Her shorts are just gone, bottomless from the start, which is a nice touch. No awkward undressing minigame, just straight to the point. The creampie finish is messy and over the top, exactly how a secret XXX parody should be. Lots of juice flowing, as the description promised, which sounds like a weird health drink commercial but okay.

My one tiny gripe, and I'll never get over it, is that her hair doesn't move right when she's jumping. It's just a static brunette helmet. In a game that's all about motion, that one detail pulls me out. But then she does this little turning thing on his dick and I forget what I was complaining about. The sound is just wet slaps and moans, no epic orchestral score, which feels like a missed opportunity for a "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" remix. Honestly, it's a perfect little stress ball of a game. Click, watch, close browser, contemplate your life choices. It's not deep, it's not polished, it's just two Saiyan-era kids finally doing what the fanfics have been saying for decades. And that big cock? Yeah, it's big. Like, almost a third character big.

Jessica Albert, right? From DQ8. The one with the... you know. Big magic. Big attitude. This little browser thing, it's not exactly a lost chapter, more like a sticky note someone left on the floor of a dungeon. The art is rough, deliberately so, like a sketch that got a bit too excited and then someone spilled coffee on it. But it's got that specific energy. The card I'm pulling for this is The Hanged Man, reversed. Stagnation. But a very specific, sticky kind of stagnation.

She's tied up. That's the whole premise. Just there, in her iconic pigtails, which are rendered with a weird, obsessive detail compared to the rest of her. The ropes are just lines. The game forgets about her top entirely, which is a choice. You just poke at her panties until they vanish, a mechanic that feels less like a game and more like a broken vending machine. Then it's just the cock. A big, disembodied POV cock that you drag around. The physics are... I mean, there are no physics. It's like moving a screenshot of a sausage across a jpeg. The sound is a single, looping squelch that made me think my laptop fan was dying.

And look, the creampie is the whole point, the final card in the spread, but the facial option is there too, a sad little toggle. It's not about her pleasure, obviously. It's about defacing the icon. The cute girl from the famous RPG, reduced to a canvas. The contradiction is, it's so clumsy it almost circles back to being just sad. I wanted it to be nastier, more committed. Instead, it's like a flipbook made by someone who only had five pages and one idea. The cumshot looks like someone sneezed on the screen. I don't know what I expected. The bondage is just... there. It doesn't feel restrictive, it feels like a costume. She's not struggling, she's just waiting for the loop to reset. The whole thing is a loop. A short, grindy loop that forgets what it was doing halfway through.