Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

The earthquake drill thing is such a weird plot device, honestly. Like, who thought "natural disaster simulation" would be the perfect meet-cute scenario? But whatever, it gets you roommates with Riley and that's where things get interesting. This femboy graphic designer has serious emotional baggage - the kind that makes you want to both protect him and corrupt him at the same time. His whole deal about being harassed and discriminated against feels real enough, even if the setup is janky.

Riley's got this vulnerable thing going on that hits different. He's not just some stereotypical uwu softboy - there's actual depth here with his insecurity about his work, his sexuality, his place in the world. The visual novel mechanics are pretty standard fare, nothing groundbreaking, but the writing around his character development surprised me. When he opens up about his past relationships and the shit he's dealt with, it doesn't feel like cheap trauma porn. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue choices are weirdly specific - like why can I ask him about his skincare routine but not his actual job stress?

The adult content builds naturally instead of just throwing sex scenes at you every five minutes. Riley's sexual awakening feels earned, especially when he starts getting more confident and assertive. The art style works well for what it's trying to do, though I wish there were more clothing options during the... interactive moments. Also, why does every yaoi game have to make such a big deal about who's topping? Like, switches exist, developers. The emotional payoff when Riley finally trusts you enough to be completely vulnerable is genuinely sweet, even if the path there involves some questionable dialogue trees. Could use more variety in the intimate scenes though - feels like they ran out of steam halfway through development.

Isekai Brothel feels like someone cracked open my anime watchlist, dumped it on the bed, and said, “Ok, pick who you wanna fuck first.” It’s a dating sim wrapped around a brothel idea, but not the usual boring “pick one route, marry waifu, roll credits”. Here you jump between worlds and timelines, grab girls from different series, and basically run this horny multiverse where fidelity is a suggestion, not a rule. As a poly person this hits weirdly close to my fantasy: not needing to “pick best girl”, just stacking them like a chaotic harem Jenga tower and seeing what breaks first, your dick or your free time. And yeah, it’s messy. The art style and scenes don’t always match perfectly between girls, the transitions sometimes feel like someone hit the skip button too fast, but honestly that fits the vibe. It feels like a porn stash, not a museum.

What I liked a lot is how it leans hard into the “brothel” part without pretending to be moral about it. You flirt, you pay, you fuck. Sometimes you date first, sometimes you go straight to raw dog in a rented room. One moment I was having a kinda sweet “date” with a shy girl, choosing dialog options that made her open up, and then suddenly I was balls-deep while she begged me not to pull out. The jump from wholesome to filthy is fast and I actually enjoy that whiplash. There are quick sex scenes for when you just want a 2-minute stress relief, and longer dates where you build some tension before ruining her makeup. The game throws in fetishes pretty casually, like, “Oh, you clicked this girl again? Guess we’re doing anal now” and doesn’t over-explain anything. It trusts that if you’re on an adult site and recognize half these characters, you already know what you’re here for. One tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes dialog sounds like it was translated twice through Google, then drunk-edited, but honestly I still liked that more than fake polished porn writing that nobody talks like.

The multiverse teleport tech is a cool excuse for why everyone is in one place, but the real fun is when you start mentally mixing “lore” from different shows while you’re mid-thrust. I was fucking a certain very proud, very stacked demon girl while thinking “if her boss from that other universe walked in right now, he’d probably applaud.” Then I switched to a sweet healer-type girl and went from rough choking and hair pulling to soft missionary and kissing like some kind of emotional whiplash speedrun. The game doesn’t punish you for jumping from girl to girl; it almost encourages it, like “you liked that dommy mommy? Nice, go cuddle the awkward schoolgirl now, coward.” It’s not trying to be classy, and I appreciate that a lot. Sex here can be romantic, sure, but it can also be just sloppy blowjob in a side room while other clients are busy in the back. I kinda wish there were more scenes where the girls interact with each other and not only with you, like full-on group sessions that acknowledge relationships between them, but at the same time I like the feeling that I’m sneaking from room to room, collecting different bodies and personalities like a horny little goblin. The whole thing feels like a guilty browser tab you forget to close, which is exactly how this kind of game should feel.

This one feels like some pervy flash game got dragged out of an old hentai banner ad and slightly cleaned, then someone went “yeah, Mitsuki Bakugou, that angry hot mom with the giant tits, perfect” and just ran with it. You start as the usual faceless male protagonist, not a hero, not special, just a dude with one very obvious goal. No big story, no save-the-world bullshit, it’s all about getting Mitsuki alone and seeing how far you can push this “my friend’s mom” fantasy before she stops pretending she’s not into it. There’s something kinda charming in how blunt it is. You go from talking, to staring at those huge tits practically spilling out, to suddenly her mouth is wrapped around your cock and the game just shrugs like “yeah, that happened.” Makes no sense and also makes perfect sense.

The art hits that 2dcg vibe where nothing is perfectly polished, but her curves are front and center. Nipples drawn just a little too big, ass just a little too round, thighs squeezed together like they’re trying to keep you in place. Her face flicks between annoyed and horny in a way that feels like some bootleg My Hero Academia doujin you found on a shady site at school. I actually liked her blowjob expression more than the actual sex, weirdly. There’s a scene where she’s kneeling, staring up, spit on her lips, and her hair is just slightly off model, like the artist forgot a reference halfway. That tiny mistake is still bugging me and I know it will never get fixed. Sex goes through the classics: you get her tits wrapped around your cock, then she lets you slide in raw, big soft milf body bouncing under you, and the game doesn’t even pretend condoms exist. Creampie is just the expected end point, not a question. Fill her up, watch the cum leak, repeat. It should feel cheap, and it does, but in a good way, like some sleazy pixel porn I used to click accidentally on my old Windows XP machine when trying to close popups.

What surprised me a bit is how there are tiny choices here and there. Not deep stuff, just different ways to handle her at certain moments. Do you be a bit rough when you grab her tits during titfuck, or stay “polite” and let her lead? Do you aim for her mouth again or rush straight for her pussy to get that creampie scene early? Nothing changes the world, but it changes what you’re staring at, and on a porn level that’s enough. Sometimes button prompts felt slightly off timing and I clicked too early, which annoyed me way more than it should. I was sitting there, dick in hand, muttering like an idiot because the text box covered the exact part of her ass I wanted to see for half a second. There’s no real build up, no emotional weight, just this dirty, quick fantasy where Mitsuki stops being the shouty mom from My Hero Academia and turns into your personal stress relief. Feels wrong and hot and also kinda lazy, and somehow that mix works perfectly for a browser fap-session where you didn’t want a full VN, just some big tits, a sloppy blowjob, and a raw finish buried deep inside a milf who absolutely knows better.