I'm stuck on the footjob screen again. Not because it's hard to find, but because I keep losing on purpose to the blonde just to see her take off that one sock with her teeth. It's a sickness. My 100% unlock spreadsheet has a dedicated column for "deliberate throws" and it's almost as full as the "actual wins" column. The rock paper scissors logic here is broken in the most beautiful way. The AI doesn't learn your patterns, it just... vibes. Sometimes it'll throw rock five times in a row while the dark haired girl is mid sentence about how pathetic you are. And the thing is, she's right. I'm sitting here with a notepad tracking sequences like I'm cracking the Enigma code, but really I'm just trying to see if the lesbian scene triggers after three consecutive losses with both opponents at half nudity. It does, by the way. Took me forty seven rounds to confirm.

The art style reminds me of those old Newgrounds flash games where the proportions were wrong but in a way that circled back to being hotter than anything anatomically correct. The dark haired chick's ass has its own gravitational pull. When she bends over to pick up her discarded top, the animator clearly spent three times as long on that single frame as anything else in the game. Respect. I hate the point and click interface though. Why do I have to drag my mouse across the screen like I'm conducting an orchestra just to select scissors? My wrist hurts. Not from that. Well, not just from that.

There's this one humiliation line the blonde delivers if you lose while already fully naked. Something about how you weren't even a challenge. It's delivered with this deadpan expression that makes the whole thing feel less like a porn game and more like a documentary about my actual sex life. I wish there was a gallery mode. I wish the exhibitionism scenes had more than two backgrounds. I wish the footjob animation looped more than three times before resetting. But then again, I've been playing for four hours straight and I still haven't unlocked the group scene variant where both girls dominate simultaneously. The RPS RNG is a cruel mistress. She keeps giving me paper when I need scissors. Metaphorically and literally.

Right, so the art. It’s AI generated. You can tell, especially in the backgrounds where a window will just melt into a bookshelf and nobody’s fingers look the same twice. But the devs aren’t hiding it, they call it “deliberately unpolished” and honestly for a game about a crumbling dystopian matriarchy it kind of works. The whole thing feels grimy and off, like a corrupted memory. Mordred is a bastard prince forced into this order of female knights and the first time you see the Captain, her armor is this impossible shiny thing that doesn’t quite fit the room. Uncanny. I kept staring at her thigh gap during a disciplinary scene where she’s got her boot on your chest and honestly the jank made it hotter.

The combat is turn based but it’s just a vehicle for the domination stuff. Lose a fight and you’re getting a footjob under the table in the mess hall while trying to keep a straight face. Win and you can flip the script, make one of the knights kneel. The power fantasy is messy. One minute you’re picking dialogue to manipulate a mage into giving you a handjob in the library, the next you’re genuinely trying to romance her and the game doesn’t really tell you which is which. The oral sex scenes are animated, but it’s that choppy 2D animation where only one part moves, like a doll being puppeted. I wish the sound design was better, it’s just silence and some royalty-free clanking. A wet sound would’ve done wonders.

There’s a scene where you have to choose between exposing a knight’s corruption or protecting her because you’ve caught feelings. I chose to protect her and the next scene was a footjob so aggressive it felt like punishment. The game doesn’t let you be a good person, not really. It just gives you different flavors of control. The dating sim elements are there but the “love” always feels like a leash you’re both holding. I kept reloading saves to see if there was a path where nobody gets used. There isn’t. I think that’s the point. The AI art glitches out again during a later scene, a character’s hand phased through Mordred’s chest and I laughed. Still finished. What does that say about me.

Mickie starts as this kinda boring dude in a boring world, clock in, clock out, nothing much going on, and then the universe just decides to flip his whole identity on its ass. One day his body starts changing, slowly at first, like “oh shit my chest feels weird,” then suddenly there are these soft, heavy tits where his flat chest used to be, and he’s standing in front of the mirror with his shirt half open, poking them, squeezing them, watching them jiggle and not sure if he should panic or jerk off. He does both. That’s pretty much the tone of the game: confused, horny, and weirdly sweet sometimes, even when he’s sitting on his bed with one hand between his legs, rubbing that new wet slit and trying to understand why his own reflection is making him moan. The fantasy world stuff sneaks up on you too. It’s like he slips between his normal reality and this other place full of magic and strange people who want things from him, sometimes information, sometimes his body, often both, and he’s too curious and too turned on to say no. One moment you’re in his tiny room with a laptop open on Pornhub, the next you’re in some surreal place where a sexy mage is tracing circles around his nipples, talking about “unlocking his true form” while he’s already dripping on her fingers.

The fun part, for me as someone who actually enjoys poly stuff, is that you can kind of lean into Mickie accepting all these different connections at once instead of the usual “pick one girl and ignore the rest” bullshit. He’s changing into a woman, yeah, but he doesn’t magically become straight or monogamous or whatever. You can flirt with one character, let them grope your new ass until you’re grinding on their leg, then later end up on your knees for someone else, sloppy mouth full of cock, mascara almost running, still thinking “I kinda want both of them in my bed at the same time.” There’s this scene where Mickie, already with a nice round butt and soft curves, is half dressed in front of someone who used to be just a normal buddy, and they can’t stop staring at the curve of his hips. You can tease the hell out of them, leaning forward so your tits spill out of your top, pretending you need “help” adjusting your bra, pulling their hands right onto your chest. They squeeze, thumbs circling your nipples through the fabric, and Mickie shivers, pretending to protest, but his thighs are already pressing together because the heat between his legs is insane. Later he’s alone again, fingers sliding over that slick pussy, remembering the way those hands felt on his skin, rubbing slow, then faster, whispering dirty shit to himself, wondering how many people he could get to touch him if he just stopped pretending to be shy. The whole thing has this messy, horny energy where identity, fantasy and pure physical pleasure just crash together, and half the time Mickie doesn’t know if he’s discovering who he is or just looking for the next person who’ll grab his hips, bend him over, and make him forget his old life completely.

Amnesia girl wakes up in a dojo and the first thing they teach her is how to mop the damn floor. That already tells you what kind of “training” you’re walking into. It starts all cute and harmless, like some slice-of-life thing where a clumsy asian girl in a tight gi is trying to remember who she is while scrubbing tatami. Then the camera suddenly decides the floor is less interesting than her ass bouncing in those short shorts, and the whole tone quietly flips from “oops I spilled the bucket” to “oops my tits are basically falling out.” The humor is pretty stupid in a good way, like hentai logic: people just accept that the dojo is half martial arts, half perv factory. You click on the obvious stuff, the not-so-obvious stuff, random props, and the game just keeps finding excuses to strip more clothes off her, or make her bend over in angles that would get you banned on Twitch in five seconds.

The point & click part is exactly what you think: poke the environment, watch her react. Sometimes you accidentally click a thing and end up triggering a scene where she has to “practice obedience” in front of a smug female instructor who clearly enjoys watching her squirm. I liked how a lot of the humiliation is low-key playful at first. Stuff like: “clean this floor in that short skirt and no panties, doors open, students walking by.” No one is screaming, there’s no overdrama, she’s just doing her best while trying not to let everyone see her wet pussy, and failing. Then later, it escalates into full-on female domination sessions where the teacher uses toys on her, fingers her until she’s shaking, then orders her to thank her properly with her mouth. The game really loves oral and teasing; there’s a long scene where she has to lick a toy slowly while the instructor “checks her form,” and you can tell the camera guy had fun zooming in. Actual sex comes in like a reward and a punishment at the same time: she gets pounded, gets a creampie, and then gets scolded for enjoying it too much. Very fair. Totally logical. Sure.

What I liked most is how shameless the 3D CG just leans into body worship. Her tits are ridiculous, soft-looking, always just barely covered until they’re not, and her ass steals the scene every time. They know it, you know it, nobody pretends otherwise. Some scenes are pure masturbation bait: she’s alone in a storage room, thinking nobody can see her, rubbing herself with a mop handle while remembering some fragmented moment, and her reflection in a polished floor panel is basically doing free exhibitionism for you. Then the door opens and yeah, humiliation speedrun any%. If you’re one of those people who laughs at the dumb setup but still watches every second, this kind of humor plus porn mix hits the spot. The writing is broken in places, some lines sound like Google Translate had a horny stroke, but honestly it kind of fits, like my own brain trying to keep up with all the teasing. Memory loss plot? It’s there, sure, but every time she’s close to getting something back, someone finds a new way to distract her with a toy or a hand between her legs or “one more special training” where she has to strip completely and service whoever is “evaluating” her discipline. The game pretends it’s about self-discovery, then just keeps turning every discovery into another reason to make her moan a little louder, in front of a few more people than last time.

Professor Archer's got the whole lecture hall staring at her ass when she writes on the board, and honestly I get it. The way that skirt hugs her, you just know she's not wearing anything under there. Or maybe she is, but my brain's already three steps ahead.

So the whole thing is clicking colored buttons. Sounds simple right? It is, until you mess up the order and have to start over while she's just standing there with that look. That fucking look. Like she's disappointed but also knows exactly what you're trying to unlock. The first time I got the sequence right and that football player came up behind her, I actually leaned forward in my chair. His hands on her hips. Her glasses slipping down her nose. The animation's choppy as hell, like someone made it in five minutes, but somehow that makes it dirtier. Like finding a crumpled magazine in the woods when you're twelve.

What gets me is how she pretends to be surprised every single time. Oh no, a big strong athlete wants to bend me over my own desk. Whatever shall I do. The threesome scene though, that's where the button clicking actually gets stressful because you're trying to unlock the next part and there's already two guys and she's making these sounds and the whole thing is just... wait what was I talking about. The buttons. Yeah you click them. Sometimes they're red sometimes blue and if your brain short circuits like mine does watching her take two at once, you'll be clicking the wrong ones for ten minutes straight. The cumshot animation at the end is worth it though. Not because it's good quality, but because she adjusts her glasses after. Like nothing happened. Back to the lecture.

Fucking springtime quiz, right on my browser. No download, no bullshit, just click and suddenly I'm answering if I'd rather share a bento or hold hands under cherry blossoms. The art is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin after a few drinks, and honestly that's half the charm. The anime girls have these deadpan expressions that don't match the horny questions at all. One of them is just staring at me while I pick "aggressive flirting" over "shy glances."

The questions get progressively unhinged. Starts normal, like what's your ideal date, then suddenly it's asking about public indecency preferences with the same casual tone. The test doesn't pretend to be scientific. It's just vibes. Horny, chaotic spring vibes. I got matched with some pink haired girl who apparently likes "energetic partners" and the bonus at the end was... well, let's say she's not wearing much and the art suddenly got way more detailed. Funny how that works.

The psychology tag is doing some heavy lifting here. It's basically a BuzzFeed quiz that wants to see you naked. But the spring theme actually works, everything's got this hazy, pollen drunk atmosphere. You know when the weather changes and suddenly everyone's making terrible decisions? That's the whole mood. The picture quality varies wildly, some are clean lineart, others look like they were scanned from a doujin found in a bargain bin. I respect the inconsistency. It feels intentional. Or maybe it's not. Who cares. The test told me I'm a "blooming deviant" and honestly after the fifth question about exhibitionism I stopped arguing.

The whole thing runs like a chopped-up porno reel where you pick the next clip. Jessy herself is the whole draw, a real model with the kind of curves that make the fisheye lens work overtime. The POV house setting feels like a cheap rental where the lighting guy gave up halfway, but honestly that adds to it. You get these buttons for blowjob, anal, all the usual positions, and the transitions are rough like an old Flash game. When she looks up during the oral scene, that eye contact hits different.

There's this one moment where you switch from behind to her mouth and the cut is so abrupt it's funny. Like she teleports. The cumshot options are there too, which is the main event for this kind of thing. The interactivity is basic but responsive, no waiting around. You click, she does the thing. Simple.

The audio is all wet sounds and her moaning but it loops weirdly if you stick with one action too long. I noticed the loop point in the anal scene because she makes the same little gasp every time. It's not a dealbreaker but it pulls you out. Still, for a quick interactive jerkoff session it does the job.

I keep thinking about that one angle from behind where the camera is a little too low and you can see the edge of the set. That's the lo-fi charm right there. Nothing polished, nothing pretending to be more than it is. Just Jessy, a bed, and a menu of ways to ruin her makeup.

King’s Guard torches the orphanage, your sister is still inside, and the whole thing kicks off like some horny dark fairy tale that forgot to be polite. You’re this magic-blooded guy that everyone treats like walking trouble, wandering through a kingdom that wants your head, while monster girls and witches keep trying to get into your pants and also maybe into your soul. It starts quiet, kind of tragic, and then suddenly you’re in a ruined forest hut getting a handjob from a half-witch girl who pretends she’s just “checking your mana flow”. Sure. That’s not where mana is, sweetheart. The game keeps mixing this heavy story about loss and revenge with moments where you’re literally kneeling between a monster girl’s thighs, watching her huge tits bounce while she tries not to moan too loud because “the guards are close”. They are never close enough to stop anything, by the way, which is good and also kind of stupid and I keep thinking about that.

Since it’s 3D and animated, the scenes actually feel like something you’d brag about in a horny Discord server and then pretend you didn’t. Creampie scenes pop up a lot. You get this one moment where a shy beastkin girl is lying on a pile of old robes, legs shaking, and you can see your cum dripping out because the camera just stays there a bit too long. Honestly I spent more time staring at that detail than I want to admit. Another time, you’re in an old stone tower with a witch who is supposed to explain the truth about your bloodline. She starts talking about magical bloodlines and curses and I swear I tried to care, but then she sits on your lap, guides your hand between her legs, and suddenly it’s a slow, messy vaginal sex scene with her whispering that if you “fill her completely” she can use it for a ritual later. She says it so serious that I actually laughed out loud, then immediately shut up when the animation hits that moment where her hips jerk and she claws your back. It looks kind of goofy and hot at the same time. Like hentai that grew up a little, but not too much.

The game loves sleep sex a bit too much. There is this scene in a shabby inn, rain outside, and the busty monster girl you just rescued from some hunters is “resting” in your bed. She pretends to be asleep. You know she is not, the game knows she is not, but you still slide your hand under the blanket and she does that tiny fake sleeping sound while your fingers slip inside her. When you finally push in and go raw, she keeps up the act until you cum deep and the scene zooms on your cock twitching inside her. Then she “wakes up” and acts offended, while obviously loving it. If that kind of thing makes you uncomfortable, yeah, this game absolutely does not care, it just doubles down. I wish there was at least one scene where you say no and the girl is like “ok then” but nah, everyone is horny and happy to get dominated, even the ones who are supposed to be strong and scary. There’s romance sprinkled on top, but it’s that kind of romance where one minute she’s talking about how lonely her life as an outcast is, and the next she’s riding you so hard her tits slap against her chest and she begs you not to pull out. I liked it. I also kind of think it’s dumb. To squeeze the most out of every spicy bit, seriously talk to all the weird side girls, even the awkward ones hiding in corners, and always pick the option that sounds a little too bold, because the game really likes when you act like a confident bastard and rewards you with more skin and more messy, dripping, “oh no, you came inside again” moments than your browser history can safely handle.

The controls are absolute dogshit and that's kind of the point. You're this gladiator chick, Spartika, with tits that have their own gravitational pull, and you're supposed to fight these other warriors in a sandy pit. The briefing screen tells you the buttons but your fingers just won't listen. I spent the first five fights just spinning in circles while some guy with a trident kept poking me in the back. The blood sprays are over the top, like someone's throwing ketchup packets at the screen every time you land a hit. It's messy.

What sticks with me though is the weird rhythm you fall into once you stop fighting the jank. There's this one opponent, a big bald dude with a net, who kept catching me and I'd just watch Spartika's chest bounce while she struggled. The nudity isn't some big reward at the end, it's just... there. You lose a piece of armor when you take a hit, and suddenly you're fighting half naked and trying not to get stabbed. I wish the camera would stop freaking out when you get close to the walls. Sometimes it clips right through her body and you see inside the 3d model, all hollow and wrong. Reminds me of that old browser game where you'd fight stick figures except now it's got jiggle physics and grunting.

The reward scenes are whatever. You win, she poses, the end. I kept expecting something more interactive but nah, it's just a looping animation. My cat jumped on my keyboard during one fight and somehow that made me win. I don't know. The gladiator theme is cool I guess but the melee combat feels like two action figures being smashed together by a kid who doesn't know the rules. The sound design is just clanging metal and wet thuds. I think there was music but I honestly can't remember.