Time travel is a mess. One minute you're picking classes for second year, the next you're in 1896 Goldfield County with nothing but your modern sensibilities and a rapidly dwindling sense of what the hell is going on. The game doesn't bother with a smooth transition. It just dumps you there. And honestly? The jank works. The whole thing feels like someone took a Ren'py template, spilled a bunch of RPG Maker combat on it, and then said "fuck it, let's add a shooter section." It's unpolished in a way that loops back around to charming, like finding a sticky magazine in an abandoned cabin.

The women. Right. There's this one scene early on with a saloon girl, big tits practically falling out of her corset, and she's supposed to be teaching you how to survive but the tutorial is just her grinding against you while explaining the stamina system. I spent way too long on that screen. The animations are 3DCG but they move like stop motion sometimes, which weirdly makes the ahegao faces more intense. Like a flipbook of pure degeneracy. The harem builds fast. Virgin deflowering, interracial scenes, a lot of creampie finishes. The exhibitionism stuff gets ridiculous. You'll be in the middle of town and suddenly there's a handjob happening behind the general store while the sheriff's wife watches. Voyeurism is basically a mechanic at this point.

Combat is... there. It's a shooter? Sometimes? You'll be blasting bandits and then the game remembers it's also an RPG and throws stats at you. The sandbox elements mean you can just ignore the main quest and chase skirts for hours. I wish the anal scenes weren't locked behind so much progression. That's never changing. The stripping animations are stiff but the teasing dialogue is surprisingly filthy. Male protagonist, POV shots during oral, the whole thing is a sticky fever dream of 1890s debauchery. Prostitution is just another Tuesday here. The big ass on the banker's daughter lives rent free in my head. Something about the way the light hits the 3DCG models. It's not good, but it's good, you know?

The whole thing is basically a setup for a quick wank on the bus, and honestly, it knows it. Bay City pickup, car breaks down, whatever. The girl who shows up has these small tits and glasses, proper nerd look, which is my thing anyway. The animation for when she goes down on you is janky as hell, like her neck is a rusty hinge, but the sound design is weirdly wet and detailed. Spent way too long just on that oral scene because the loop has this one frame where her tongue looks like a tiny pink slug and it's both gross and hot.

What gets me is the cumshot mechanic. You gotta click a little meter thing, and if you miss the timing, the splatter goes all wrong, like hitting her shoulder instead of her face. First time I messed it up and she just blinked, glasses all fogged up, zero reaction. Felt like a proper fuckup. Then you move to the back of the car for the rest, and the positions are standard fucktown stuff, but the pickup truck bed has this weird physics glitch where her leg clips through the wheel arch. Never got patched, probably never will. I wish there was a way to keep her glasses on during the whole thing, they fall off after the first transition and it's a damn shame.

Controls are simple, arrow keys and spacebar, the kind you can manage with one hand while holding a phone in the other. My train was delayed near Clapham Junction so I had exactly seven minutes to kill. Game didn't even need the full time. The text dialogue is full of typos, "recieve" instead of "receive" and shit like that, but the voice acting is surprisingly not terrible for a browser game. She calls you a perv in this flat monotone that somehow works. Wouldn't call it good, but it did the job.

The nun's ass is like two planets colliding in slow motion. I spent maybe 47 seconds just watching the jiggle physics do their unholy work before I even touched anything. You know those old flash games where you'd click and something would happen and your monkey brain would go "hehe yes"? This is that but with a black cock the size of a forearm and a church setting that makes it feel extra wrong.

The stained glass window in the background is just sitting there judging everything while this nun gets railed from behind. POV angle makes you the sinner, which is a choice. Sometimes the camera shakes in a way that feels like the dev just grabbed the mouse and went "good enough" and honestly? Respect. The cumshot at the end looks like someone spilled white paint in MS Paint and called it a day. I laughed. Then I didn't laugh. Then I questioned what I'm doing with my life while still clicking through it again because the loop is weirdly hypnotic.

Big black cock tag delivers exactly what it promises, no false advertising there. The nun's expression is stuck somewhere between "oh lord forgive me" and "actually don't." Her big ass takes up like 40% of the screen real estate and honestly that's the right ratio for this kind of game. The church setting adds that spice of blasphemy that makes you feel like you need a shower afterwards. Not that I took one. The animation loops are janky in a way that loops around from bad to charming, like a vine compilation from 2014. Could use more frames but also deleting frames would make it funnier somehow. The sound design is basically nonexistent which is probably for the best because what would you even put there, gregorian chants mixed with wet slapping noises? Actually that would be amazing. Missed opportunity.

The whole thing hinges on a mood meter shaped like a heart, which is fitting because you're basically a sex DJ for two nervous virgins. One wrong click and the blonde girl starts crying about how it doesn't feel right, then you gotta restart the whole foreplay sequence. It's not hard, just tedious, like trying to assemble IKEA furniture while someone whispers encouragement in your ear. The minigames are all timing based, rub here, kiss there, don't let the awkwardness bar fill up. I actually failed the bra unhooking part three times. Three times. My hands were sweating like I was the one about to lose my virginity.

The art is that classic hentai look, big eyes, impossible proportions, but the lingerie set they put her in is actually cute, lacy white thing that feels more romantic than sleazy. Which is weird because the cumshot at the end is absolutely ridiculous, like a fire hose of jizz that would make Peter North blush. The contrast between the tender handholding dialogue and the absolute mess they show at the finish is jarring in the best way. You spend fifteen minutes building up this emotional connection, lighting candles, saying sweet nothings, and then bam, her face is painted like a glazed donut.

The teen tag makes me feel weird about recommending it, but it's all clearly fictional anime nonsense, so whatever. The minigames get repetitive fast and there's no real replay value unless you're really into watching the same two characters fumble through their first time. The blonde girl's expressions are the highlight, she goes from scared to into it to completely overwhelmed in a way that feels more genuine than most porn games manage. I just wish the sound design wasn't so sparse, it's mostly silence with occasional wet noises that sound like someone stirring mac and cheese.

The landlady’s ass is the first thing you notice, like a physics engine bug that someone decided to keep. Jimmy Awkward Adventures doesn’t pretend to be anything but a lockdown fantasy with 3DCG bodies that jiggle a little too long after the movement stops. You play Jimmy, jobless gamer, stuck in a house with his landlady and three roommates, and somehow a pandemic becomes the excuse for every pair of shorts to ride up.

The limbo mechanic is weird. You click a thing, screen goes fuzzy, and suddenly you’re seeing through walls or into someone’s shower. I still don’t understand if it’s supposed to be astral projection or just Jimmy being a perv with a camera app. Doesn’t matter. The voyeur scenes land because the game leans into awkwardness, a roommate walking in at the wrong time, a hand lingering too long on a thigh. The corruption tag is doing heavy lifting but the dialogue sometimes sounds like it was translated through three languages and then typed with one hand.

The humor helps. Jimmy’s inner monologue is dumb in a way that made me snort once, something about his landlord’s tits being a rent subsidy. There’s a scene with the landlady in the kitchen where she bends over to pick up a spoon and the game just holds on it for like eight seconds. You know what you’re getting.

Wish there were more roommates early on. One of them barely shows up before the midpoint and her route feels rushed, like they ran out of lockdown days. Also the UI has this tiny font that I squinted at and then just stopped reading. But the big ass tag is not lying. If you want a game where every woman over thirty has a gravitational pull, this works. Just don’t expect the plot to explain the limbo thing ever. It won’t.

You ever click on one of these games and just know, within the first three dialogue boxes, that the artist has a very specific thing they are obsessed with? Extra Inches, right from the title screen, is not subtle. The opening scene throws you into a conversation with a character named Finn, who has this sleepy bedroom voice and a body that makes you understand why the tag list is longer than my last grocery receipt. The proportions are absurd. We're talking about assets that would cause serious lower back issues in real life, rendered in a soft 2D style that feels like a horny fever dream you'd have after falling asleep watching an anime from the early 2000s.

The whole thing is a dating sim where you play a guy, but the dating pool is entirely futa and trap characters. It's one of those setups where the "male protagonist" tag feels almost ironic because you spend most of your time being the receptive party. There's a moment with a character named Kai, I think, where a simple handjob scene just... escalates. You choose a dialogue option that seems innocent, something like "let me help you with that," and the next screen is just a full-on oral fixation closeup with no warning. The game doesn't ease you in. it assumes you're already on board. The lack of polish actually helps here. the slightly janky transitions between expressions make the sudden shift to an anal scene feel more jarring in a good way, like you're flipping through someone's private sketchbook and they just got progressively more unhinged.

I wish the sound design was a thing that existed. It's silent, which makes the over-the-top visual moans feel a bit like watching a GIF with your speakers off. You know the "loud moaning" meme? That's the vibe. But then again, the dead quiet lets you focus on the anatomy. and there is a lot of anatomy to focus on. The game is basically a gallery of "what if that cute character had a dick" scenarios, and it delivers exactly that with the enthusiasm of a golden retriever humping a couch cushion. It's not trying to be a deep narrative experience, it's a delivery system for big tits and bigger surprises, and honestly, that's almost refreshing.

You know what gets me about Yellow County? The spanking. Not the murder mystery, not the dead parents, not the serial killer subplot that everyone keeps mentioning like it's supposed to be the main draw. It's the way this game handles a good over-the-knee session. There's this one scene with the older neighbor lady, the one who's been "comforting" you since the funeral. She's wearing this tight sundress and she bends over to pick up a dropped spoon or something stupid like that, and the animation just... lingers. The 3D models aren't winning any awards, they've got that slightly plastic look that screams mid-tier adult game, but whoever rigged the physics on the rear end knew exactly what they were doing. The way the fabric stretches, the subtle bounce when she stands back up. I spent maybe twenty minutes just replaying that one interaction, trying to see if different dialogue choices would trigger it again. They didn't. That's the thing about this game, it'll show you something genuinely hot and then just move on like nothing happened.

The groping mechanics are weirdly inconsistent. Sometimes you can cop a feel during a conversation and the character reacts with this breathy little gasp, other times it's like your hand clips right through them and nobody acknowledges it. The oral scenes are better, there's actual attention to detail there, the way the protagonist's hands rest on the back of a head, the eye contact. But then you'll get a vaginal sex scene that looks like two mannequins being pushed together by a bored animator. The teasing is where it shines though. There's a moment with the aunt character, she's sitting on the couch and her robe keeps slipping open, and she keeps fixing it while giving you this look. You can't do anything about it yet, the game gates progression behind story beats, but that tension is more effective than half the explicit content.

I wish the male protagonist wasn't so wooden. His face barely changes expression whether he's mourning his parents or getting a blowjob from the real estate agent. The romance path with the childhood friend is actually sweet, lots of slow build up, but then it rushes to the finish line and suddenly you're balls deep with zero transition. And for a game that supposedly has this whole murder investigation angle, I keep forgetting why I'm supposed to care. Something about corrupt cops? The news reports play on TVs in the background but I'm too busy trying to angle the camera up the yoga instructor's shorts during her morning routine.

Brickhouse Betty’s back and the animation is still that weird, janky stop motion thing that feels like someone’s drunk uncle made it in a basement. But honestly? That’s the whole vibe. The first Santa’s got this dead eyed stare while Betty’s going down on him, talking about doing it for the children of the world. The dialogue is so absurd it loops back around to being hilarious. You’re sitting there watching these plastic looking figures bump against each other and she’s delivering this line with the sincerity of a charity ad. My brain short circuited.

Then another Santa slides down the chimney and they just start fighting. Like, actual slapping and wrestling. The first one’s mask comes off and it’s Grandpa Slappy. Of course it is. The real Santa apologizes and Betty’s just standing there topless, barely reacting. The whole thing has the energy of a Newgrounds flash video from 2005 that got dug up and left to rot in a corner of the internet. I couldn’t look away.

The big tits are there, sure, but the humor is what sticks. When the real Santa pulls out a puppet at the end and starts with that “Well...” you know exactly where it’s going. No subtlety. Just pure, unhinged xmas chaos. The sound design is crunchy, the movements are stiff, and I’m pretty sure a texture glitched out during the blowjob scene. I’ve watched it three times now. Don’t ask me why. It’s not good. But it’s something. A fever dream wrapped in tinsel. The blonde’s expression never changes and that’s maybe the funniest part. I keep thinking about the puppet. What was the plan there? We’ll never know.

The fortune teller booth at Fucktown expo is where this whole thing kicks off. You play some guy who decides the best way to get a busty milf into bed is by reading her palm and telling her the stars say she needs a good dicking. The dialog is pure cheese, like a porno script written by someone who just learned English from watching late night cable. But honestly, that's part of the charm. You pick lines, she reacts, and if you don't fuck up the minigame, her tits end up in your face.

The minigame itself is a weird little timing thing where you trace lines on her hand or some shit. I kept failing it because I was distracted by the jiggle physics. Not that the game has real physics, it's more like someone animated two water balloons with a grudge. The seduce mechanic is basically just choosing the right dialog option, but there's no real punishment for being a creep. She'll call you out, then two clicks later she's moaning anyway. Classic.

I forgot to mention the art style. It's deliberately rough, like the dev said "fuck polish, here's some tits." The milf has this permanent smirk that says she knows exactly what you're doing and she's bored but horny enough to play along. There's no voice acting, just text and some stock moaning sounds that loop awkwardly. One time the audio cut out mid-scene and I didn't even notice for a minute.

The whole thing lasts maybe ten minutes if you're slow. You get three scenes, all with the same woman, and then it just... ends. No ending screen, no "thanks for playing," just a black screen like the game forgot what it was doing. Which, honestly, fits the vibe. It's a cheap thrill for a cheap mood. Don't expect depth, don't expect logic, just expect tits and a fortune teller who's way too easy to convince.